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(NPR)   If you live in England and receive a marijuana-scented scratch-n-sniff card in the mail, don't worry -- it's just the police trying to turn you into a sniffer dog   ( divider line
    More: Strange, England, sniffer dog, scratch cards, soft drugs, Britain, terraced houses  
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5041 clicks; posted to Main » on 22 Mar 2013 at 4:05 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-22 05:17:39 PM  
3 votes:
2013-03-22 05:00:23 PM  
2 votes:
Just don't get caught with a half-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer under your arms and you'll make it pope in Rome jus' Calvin Klein and never have any issues wif gavvers.
2013-03-22 04:23:22 PM  
2 votes:
Where can you get custom scratch and sniff cards made? I want some personalized sweaty balls cards.

How do they recreate the smell? Do I have to go somewhere in person or can I wipe my balls with a paper towel and send that in and they can extract smell dna or something?
2013-03-22 07:33:19 PM  
1 vote:
FTFA: "the strong sweet smell of cannabis while it's actually growing. "

That strong, sweet, sweet, beautiful aroma, that burns the nostrils ever so slightly.....

excuse me...
2013-03-22 05:22:32 PM  
1 vote:
Seriously, does anyone NOT know what weed smells like?  If you went to public school, ever attended a rock concert or smelled your middle school art teacher's jacket, you know damned well what it smells like, and it's rather unmistakable.

/not to mention a safer drug than alcohol or nicotine.
2013-03-22 05:03:28 PM  
1 vote:

SultanofSchwing: Just don't get caught with a half-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer under your arms and you'll make it pope in Rome jus' Calvin Klein and never have any issues wif gavvers.

i think you just had a stroke. call 911
2013-03-22 04:55:03 PM  
1 vote:
Anyone who still openly supports marijuana prohibition calls their entire capacity to render informed judgment on anything whatsoever into question.
2013-03-22 04:51:16 PM  
1 vote:
I'd like a few thousand of these cards to scatter all around the airport carousels.  Overload the sniffer dogs.
2013-03-22 04:43:23 PM  
1 vote:
Police are encouraging the British to step out of their homes, raise their nostrils aloft, and see if they catch the whiff of wrongdoing wafting from the next-door neighbors.

If you dont rat out your neighbor then you must hate merica the queen!

HAHAAAAAAHHHyeaaa you english dickheads dont get to make fun of Merica any more.  srsly

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2013-03-22 04:38:48 PM  
1 vote:

JohnBigBootay: WhoopAssWayne: Encouraging people to snitch on their neighbors over a victimless crime is just what you'd expect from a police state.

Proud washington state resident. I'm not looking forward to seeing how the state can fark up good buds but... wait, yes, I am waiting for that. Still can't believe I'll be able to buy a joint from a state store, in hopefully less than a year.

I was living in Washington once. I was a foolish by proud Canadian pothead. My GF got me some local stuff and I was acting all cool and 'This'll be nothing, I'm Canadian and I smoke B.C. Bud and Manitoba Wheelchair, this shiat won't do much to me, I'll be good'.

I learned a very important and humbling lesson that night.
2013-03-22 04:24:45 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-22 04:08:56 PM  
1 vote:
Fine, but I'm gonna want steak
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