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(Daily Mail)   Six of the world's seven billion people have mobile phones but only 4.5 billion have a toilet, according to a U.N. report. Can you (flushing sound) me now?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 82
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2013-03-22 06:10:39 PM  
I know more than six people with cell phones
 
2013-03-22 06:12:53 PM  
I've noticed this in Haiti. Everyone has a cellphone, even those who live in shantytowns, tent cities or slums.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:43 PM  
Has anyone pointed out that more than six people have cell phones yet?
 
2013-03-22 06:17:46 PM  

Happy Hours: I think more than 6 people in the world have mobile phones.

I've got 3 toilets. If anyone needs to use one make me an offer and I might let you use one.

Just be forewarned. You don't get no shiat for just 3 cents


That reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkrTOjPBls

"Toilet oot ay order." SFW. The bit with the orange makes it perfect.

whistleridge: Having lived in the African bush, I can very easily believe this.All you need to have a cell phone is a company willing to put up a tower, someone selling cheap Chinese knockoff phones, pre-paid minutes purchaseable on lottery-type rub off cards, and someone with a solar panel who runs a charging business:


ISTR reading that is some parts of subsaharan Africa, pay as you go credits are used for money transfers. It's quite resourceful. If you need to send money to someone, you text them the code for mobile phone credit for the amount. It's quick, easy and only costs the price of a single text message. The recipient can then either redeem the code or send it along as payment to someone else. This is also evolving in Kenya and other countries where banks now offer account transfers to be made via text for customers without internet or a local branch. The cashless society of the future is coming quickly, and it's happening in Africa. Which may explain why some people may need a mobile and still be pissing in a ditch.

I've also read that in Cameroon, beer bottle caps with contest prize winners are also traded as a de facto currency.
 
2013-03-22 06:27:57 PM  

Fano: maxheck: Walker:

Problem: The U.N. says emerging economies such as Brazil, pictured, account for 80 per cent of open defecation

There are efforts towards fixing that. I dunno what's to be done in Sao Paulo, but some of the UN and other NGO's efforts have convinced people in some places that proper outhouses make life a bit less... um... Shiatty.

What a typical school in the hill country of the hill country of Nepal might be proud of:

Question: the other 20% of open defecation happens in 1st world countries?


In Chicago, they call open defecation "Cubs baseball"
 
2013-03-22 06:32:16 PM  
Schmutzdecke!
 
2013-03-22 06:34:36 PM  

bingethinker: On the bright side, their chances of dropping their phone into the toilet are zero.


Wanna hear about what I did drop in the toilet?
 
2013-03-22 06:41:42 PM  
230,000,000 girls and 1 cup?
 
2013-03-22 06:42:51 PM  

Fano: Question: the other 20% of open defecation happens in 1st world countries?


Don't judge my lifestyle.
 
2013-03-22 06:43:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: I'm pretty sure there's an app for that...


Microsoft is just trying to back their way into that problem
 
2013-03-22 06:46:48 PM  
I have a toilet, but have never owned a cellphone. Go figure.
 
2013-03-22 07:16:44 PM  

olddinosaur: Well, if only 6 of the world's 7 billion people have cell phones, what are the other 6,999,999,994 talking on?

(Obvious)


Come on now, you expect the lazy, semi-literate 'journalist' who wrote this to actually take the time to READ what he has casually tap-tap-tapped? No more pay for drafting what you write now, is there? Why bother to preview? Just spit it out to the equally slothful, dim-witted 'editor' (actually a layout guy, just trimming and fitting whatever comes out of the pipe, then flipping it to the reader) and voila you have some filler to space out the ads with.

Do I sound aggrieved? Naw, it's just that I respect the language and want to see it used well. Now if you will kindly remove yourself from my lawn, I have some target practice to do.
 
2013-03-22 07:25:03 PM  
You can find plans to build a rudimentary plumbing system on the internet, which you can access with your smart phone.

I have never seen plans for a rudimentary telephone come out of a toilet.
 
2013-03-22 07:32:33 PM  

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I have never seen plans for a rudimentary telephone come out of a toilet.


I saw two coconut halves and some string once, but I thought it was best not to ask questions.
 
2013-03-22 08:02:49 PM  

ricewater_stool: MaxxLarge: DownDaRiver: /filthy place

I find Indian culture fascinating. The music, the fashions, all of it. I've never met a native Indian who wasn't absurdly friendly. And MAN, am I ever a hardcore Indian food addict.

But there's just no way in any of nine fresh hells I'd ever go to India on purpose. All I ever see when I see pictures or footage of the place is filthy water, nonexistent sanitation, chokingly large clouds of dust, and slums upon slums upon slums.

CSB:

I have a friend who used to be a Microsoft tech in Seattle. And he went to Mumbai to train a satellite tech-support location. M$ put him up in the nicest four-star hotel in town, a place strictly designed to cater to Western tourists. They even had beef on the menu at the restaurant.

But, to hear my buddy tell it, the signs that were up in his bathroom telling him not to drink the water were completely superfluous. Because when you turned on the taps, the stuff that came out was apparently the color of apple juice, and smelled like raw sewage.

By day 2 he was sponge-bathing in the sink with bottles of Dasani he'd bought at the corner shop.

/CSB

I've been to India twice, going for the third time in two weeks. All three times to Kolkata. I've stayed in three western-style hotels there and all were extremely clean and the water was fine. Hell, one of the places (Oberoi Grand) is the nicest hotel I've seen anywhere in the entire world.

Everything outside the hotel is as you described. But once you get over the culture shock, it's pretty fun.


...especially if you enjoy rape.
 
2013-03-22 08:24:07 PM  

GreenAdder: Mayhem of the Black Underclass: I have never seen plans for a rudimentary telephone come out of a toilet.

I saw two coconut halves and some string once, but I thought it was best not to ask questions.


A swallow was transporting that for some British king...
 
2013-03-22 08:51:50 PM  

Gordon Bennett: That reminds me of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqkrTOjPBls

"Toilet oot ay order." SFW. The bit with the orange makes it perfect.


I have no idea why Caca Rocka would have reminded you of that. Sometimes I love British humor, but sometimes it falls on its face and I have no idea why they did that and the scene you linked is one of those.

I know, rule 34 and all, but personally I don't find anything regarding pissing or shiating to be a turn on in the least. This is why most bathrooms have doors that can be closed. And I don't find it humorous either.

And I'm already anticipating the backlash. I posted a link to a song about a guy who needed to take a shiat and the only thing around was a pay toilet that required a dime, but he only had 3 cents. That's a far cry from someone watching someone else take a shiat.

Whatever happened to pay toilets anyway? Were they ruled unconstitutional or something? Did people steal all the dimes and make it uneconomical? I haven't seen a pay toilet since the early '70s
 
2013-03-22 09:00:08 PM  
I *knew* there the only Fark-related picture I have of myself was taken in front of a third-world outhouse!

This is actually once of the nicest I've ever seen. Well constructed, nice view, 500 liters of flushing, and if you look close to the lower-right, yes, a dope patch.

i45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-22 09:01:42 PM  

Gordon Bennett: "Toilet oot ay order." SFW. The bit with the orange makes it perfect.


And no, that was not safe for work either. Just because there's no nudity and no "offensive" language does not mean a video is safe for work.

If I had clicked on it at work, I would have nervously looked around and hope no one else noticed. If I had seen someone who I managed play that video I would have said they shouldn't be watching shait like that at work.
 
2013-03-22 09:03:14 PM  
The Daily Fail is full of shiat, again.  There is no way 6 out of 7 billion people have mobile phones.  More than a billion live on 1 or 2 dollars a day.

Some people have more than one.
 
2013-03-22 09:04:05 PM  
Er... "there was a reason for."

/ have failed to edit at least twice today.
 
2013-03-22 09:54:52 PM  

Happy Hours: Gordon Bennett: "Toilet oot ay order." SFW. The bit with the orange makes it perfect.

And no, that was not safe for work either. Just because there's no nudity and no "offensive" language does not mean a video is safe for work.

If I had clicked on it at work, I would have nervously looked around and hope no one else noticed. If I had seen someone who I managed play that video I would have said they shouldn't be watching shait like that at work.


That's a pretty granular internet usage policy you've got in that workplace of yours. Someone must have put some time into it.
 
2013-03-22 10:13:47 PM  
On a lighter note, the phrase "No Soap, Radio" originated in the early depression years when a door to door survey revealed that although 4 in 5 American households had a radio, most did not have soap.
 
2013-03-22 10:23:27 PM  
Can you hear me pooping in the middle of the road now?
 
2013-03-22 10:29:49 PM  
Just think, if it wasn't for cell phones they wouldn't have discovered how many people didn't have toilets. No one thought to examine the problem before cellphones? And how is the data collected or determined? Let's say we have one toilet in our house and we have three people; do each of us "have" a toilet? Does my grandson "have" a toilet? What about communes or other group living areas? How is the toilet to person ratio figured? Statistics are always a fun topic for discussion. 64% have toilets sounds better than "only 4.5 billion have toilets." And wouldn't you think that fifty years ago that the percentage was a lot lower? I bet it is actually getting better all the time. Heck, this is a positive story!
 
2013-03-22 10:45:07 PM  
The Post Productive Economy and if the economic growth of the last 250 years is to be unique episode in the human experience.

http://faculty-web.at.northwestern.edu/economics/gordon/Is%20US%20Ec on omic%20Growth%20Over.pdf

http://www.kk.org/thetechnium/archives/2013/01/the_post-produc.php
 
2013-03-22 11:19:13 PM  

DownDaRiver: Way to go India!
You just had to bring the rest of us down.


"India alone accounts for 60 per cent of the number of people who practice open defecation."

I knew India was a shiathole.
 
2013-03-22 11:23:56 PM  

maxheck: I *knew* there the only Fark-related picture I have of myself was taken in front of a third-world outhouse!

This is actually once of the nicest I've ever seen. Well constructed, nice view, 500 liters of flushing, and if you look close to the lower-right, yes, a dope patch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x688]


Yeah, but you have to rappel down to the door! And look what it's done to your face!
 
2013-03-22 11:48:49 PM  
Gyrfalcon:

maxheck: I *knew* there the only Fark-related picture I have of myself was taken in front of a third-world outhouse!

This is actually once of the nicest I've ever seen. Well constructed, nice view, 500 liters of flushing, and if you look close to the lower-right, yes, a dope patch.

[i45.tinypic.com image 640x688]

Yeah, but you have to rappel down to the door! And look what it's done to your face!


The strangest thing about my appearance?

In Japanese porn, my weener appears in fully-detailed high-definition.

dunno how that happens.
 
2013-03-22 11:49:27 PM  
I don't believe that six out seven people on the planet have mobile phone.  I know American adults who don't and I suspect that situation of more common in the third world.  And as it is there are two billion kids on this planets.    How many five-year olds have cell phones?  How many five-year olds in poverty in the third world have them?

Hint: Some people have multiple phones -- some of them rotting away in some drawer -- and thus there are far more than a billion people without mobile phones.

/I will ignore the horribly worded headline, We all figured out what they meant anyways.
 
2013-03-23 02:18:12 AM  

cgraves67: DamnYankees: While I would rather have a functioning sewer system than a functioning cellular system as a whole, I personally would gladly trade my own toilet for my iPhone. I'd rather have the phone - going outside to take a shiat isn't that big a deal.

Till everybody trades their toilet for a phone and goes outside to shiat. It does pile up.


Yea and it isn't so fun when we all have cholera and dysentery and our reservoirs and crop fields are contaminated. Oh, and all the microorganisms and eventually all the fish in your water die. The nitrogen adds up and kills plants.

CallMeGomer: Just think, if it wasn't for cell phones they wouldn't have discovered how many people didn't have toilets. No one thought to examine the problem before cellphones? And how is the data collected or determined? Let's say we have one toilet in our house and we have three people; do each of us "have" a toilet? Does my grandson "have" a toilet? What about communes or other group living areas? How is the toilet to person ratio figured? Statistics are always a fun topic for discussion. 64% have toilets sounds better than "only 4.5 billion have toilets." And wouldn't you think that fifty years ago that the percentage was a lot lower? I bet it is actually getting better all the time. Heck, this is a positive story!


I don't get this either. WTF does "have a toilet" mean? If I poop in a bucket, but later throw it in a river, do I have a toilet? If I throw it in a landfill then is *that* a toilet? If it does go to a treatment plant but they don't have disinfection, is that a toilet? What if it goes to a treatment plant but nobody checks to make sure they treat it right, is that a toilet?
 
2013-03-23 06:20:58 AM  
Just look at the cost of the average basic mobile phone compared with the price of the average toilet...
 
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