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(Phoenix New Times)   Birther lawyer Larry Klayman wants to know if Joe Arpaio recall chairman is a "homo" who "want[s] my nuts"   (blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com) divider line 109
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2013-03-22 02:15:10 PM
img.photobucket.com

Note that anyone who even mildly disagrees with Klanyman is a "Homo" in his point of view.
 
2013-03-22 02:23:14 PM
I wonder if he will soon change his name to Larry Klanman.
 
2013-03-22 02:24:29 PM
i think he sounds hopeful.
 
2013-03-22 02:24:57 PM
Mr Klayman gets all his PR strategy from middle school boys bathroom walls.
 
2013-03-22 02:25:06 PM
"WHAT KINDA NUTS IS TALKING ABOUT. DOES THIS HOMO WANT MY NUTS! HA. LETS GO TO WAR. BEST, L"

Old people with email....

Oh, and

Perhaps we have a hard time believing someone in Klayman's position could be this dumb.

Really? You're not sure?

"Birther" attorney Larry Klayman, who is fighting the recall of Sheriff Joe Arpaio
"Birther" attorney Larry Klayman
"Birther" attorney
"Birther"
 
2013-03-22 02:25:25 PM
Just to be fair, are we sure he isn't?
 
2013-03-22 02:25:41 PM
I'm offended that someone this dumb is so highly regarded in Arizona.
 
2013-03-22 02:25:48 PM
weaselzippers.us
 
2013-03-22 02:25:54 PM
Good for Arizona! Hope it works out for ya!

I've always said; if you don't like arpaio that much, move to Arizona and run against him. But, I wouldn't be surprised if the recall doesn't pass. Old people like arpaio for some reason; and they don't have anything better to do than vote.
 
2013-03-22 02:26:34 PM
Doesn't Arpaio always win comfortably? Looks like last election (2012) he won 51% to 44%. For someone not familiar with AZ politics, what's the point of a recall election?
 
2013-03-22 02:26:35 PM
To use a cereal analogy, the gays are like those kids that are always trying to get Lucky's Lucky Charms, but instead of children going after Lucky Charms, these gays are after grape nuts, which are neither grapes nor nuts.  What's the deal with that, anyway, amirite?  And also what's the deal with airline food?
 
2013-03-22 02:27:42 PM
He's an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther. In other words, a generic Republican.
 
2013-03-22 02:30:24 PM

Walker: [weaselzippers.us image 550x368]


Wait, what's the story behind THAT photo?

I'm assumed it was staged, like the "smirk" photo-op with the Olympic medalist.  Still doesn't make it any less funny.
 
2013-03-22 02:32:40 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Doesn't Arpaio always win comfortably? Looks like last election (2012) he won 51% to 44%. For someone not familiar with AZ politics, what's the point of a recall election?


Arpaio bad! That is the point, I guess.

Whenever his opponents look like they might beat him; some sort of scandal breaks and the opponent loses popularity. It's all very unfortunate. He'll probably die as sheriff of maricopa county. He's very popular with old people.
 
2013-03-22 02:32:44 PM

cubic_spleen: He's an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther. In other words, a generic Republican.


Really?  You want to paint an entire political party with that kind of weapons grade dumb?  I warn ya, you're going to need a really broad brush.
 
2013-03-22 02:32:46 PM
And Larry Klayman is also apparently a pedophile. That just puts him more firmly in the Republican camp. The fact that Mainstream Republican Joe Arpaio willingly and knowingly has a pedophile for a lawyer says everything worth knowing about Republicans in general, and Arpaio in particular.
 
2013-03-22 02:33:13 PM
Wouldn't it be hilarious if he was? And he did?

/wouldn't make me switch sides
 
2013-03-22 02:34:08 PM
You know, GOP. I often compare you with my dad. He's a 70 year old retired truck driver who dropped out of HS, hates most everyone,  does not know how to work computer, and is proud that he's never been out of the country.

But...even my dad thinks Birthers are nuts. He's not thrilled about the melanin in the current president, but he thinks he's doing a pretty good job.
 
2013-03-22 02:34:16 PM
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Frowns on  Larry Klayman's shenanigans.
 
2013-03-22 02:34:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm offended that someone this dumb is so highly regarded in Arizona.


But, I would hope, not surprised.
 
2013-03-22 02:34:48 PM
I'm amazed that some people are still unable to use email correctly. But I'm glad for it, as long as jackholes like this keep publicly embarrassing themselves and providing entertainment.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:00 PM
As a person who went to no less than four gay bars in downtown phoenix last weekend I assure you that 95% of our lunacy comes from "real mericans" living in the boondocks and old white people who's racism is eclipsed only by their fear of everything.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:17 PM

2wolves: Mr Klayman gets all his PR strategy from middle school boys bathroom walls.


I can see this guy hanging around middle-school boys' bathrooms.
 
2013-03-22 02:35:47 PM

fireclown: cubic_spleen: He's an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther. In other words, a generic Republican.

Really?  You want to paint an entire political party with that kind of weapons grade dumb?  I warn ya, you're going to need a really broad brush.


No..that seems about right. We just had a presidential election. Every single candidate, at some point, espoused racist homophobic, birther curious ideas.
 
2013-03-22 02:36:03 PM

peasants_are_revolting: AverageAmericanGuy: I'm offended that someone this dumb is so highly regarded in Arizona.

But, I would hope, not surprised.


That Sheriff Joe is voted into office every time he's up for re-election tempers my surprise.
 
2013-03-22 02:36:11 PM
 
2013-03-22 02:36:27 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 02:36:29 PM
Are we going to love them?
 
2013-03-22 02:37:12 PM
Reading that slop was like reading the email from my father-in-law on some crazy government conspiracy B.S. When I provided documentation that it was false from several sources, he told me "its OK if you dispute it." as if fact had no bearing on his hatred of everything remotely resembling authority.

But my father-in-law has a traumatic brain injury. What is this guy's excuse?
 
2013-03-22 02:37:19 PM
Thanks Subby: I needed a good laugh and this article provided it! Both Klayman AND Arpaio are awful human beings and make Arizona look like the Florida of the West
 
2013-03-22 02:39:29 PM
"WHAT KINDA NUTS IS TALKING ABOUT. DOES THIS HOMO WANT MY NUTS! HA. LETS GO TO WAR. BEST, L"

Capslock, let me show you how to turn it off.

After that, we'll move on to advanced topics like pronouns, line breaks and the correct use of the question mark.

/Is it considered bad form to send an email back covered in red pen and refuse to read it until the mistakes have been fixed?
 
2013-03-22 02:40:07 PM
Hey, maybe he just wants to know if the guy is DTF.
 
2013-03-22 02:40:54 PM
Joe Arpaio does have pedohiles employed in a volunteer way to protect your children at school. So why wouldn't he have a pedo lawyer who knows how to defend pedos..

/The name Arpaio does sound Mexican.
//And also kinda faggy.
///And fat gay people don't look like they have the AIDs, so sherriff Joe is gay.[many years ago, a very thin gay man was thought to have aids and therefore not humpable].
 
2013-03-22 02:41:22 PM

fireclown: cubic_spleen: He's an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther. In other words, a generic Republican.

Really?  You want to paint an entire political party with that kind of weapons grade dumb?  I warn ya, you're going to need a really broad brush.


Hmm. Let me think...

Yes. Yes, I will paint the entire Republican party with this particular brush. You are right: Being an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther is, in fact, weapons-grade dumb. And it fits the Republican party perfectly.
 
2013-03-22 02:41:40 PM
Man what a d- *looks at sidebar*


Jennifer Barnes, Mom Who Shoved Feces in Son's Mouth and Stuck a Toothbrush in His Anus, Pleads Guiltyimg.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 02:42:11 PM
Even if he is gay, I highly doubt that he'd want anything to do with your nuts, dude. You think way too highly of yourself.
 
2013-03-22 02:42:47 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'm offended that someone this dumb is so highly regarded in Arizona.


According to who is this guy "highly regarded"?

I like Arpaio, but I've not farking clue who this moron is...let alone regard him at all.
 
2013-03-22 02:44:06 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Man what a d- *looks at sidebar*


Jennifer Barnes, Mom Who Shoved Feces in Son's Mouth and Stuck a Toothbrush in His Anus, Pleads Guilty[img.photobucket.com image 267x200]


WTF, seriously? Couldn't you have just slowly backed away rather than spread that steaming pile of awful around to the rest of us? So cruel and unusual.
 
2013-03-22 02:44:26 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Doesn't Arpaio always win comfortably? Looks like last election (2012) he won 51% to 44%. For someone not familiar with AZ politics, what's the point of a recall election?


The hope is that the turnout will be low for the recall election (as is usually the case for recall elections), and that the people who vote against him will turn out in higher numbers than the voters who like him.
 
2013-03-22 02:44:27 PM
Wouldn't you just know that we live in the universe where he kept Hoborg's crown.

/Willie know that once you know this truth, then you know what to do!
 
2013-03-22 02:45:04 PM

cubic_spleen: He's an ignorant, homophobic, racist, closeted Birther. In other words, a generic Republican.


Yep. Safe bet any Republican in office fits this description.
 
2013-03-22 02:46:27 PM
jessebrede.com

You'll love my nuts!
 
2013-03-22 02:46:48 PM
*CTL-F "farking teabagger" not found*

Hmm.

*CTL-F "teabagger" not found*

*scratches head*

*partial match - CTL-F "tea"

Fark, I am leaving disappointed.
 
2013-03-22 02:51:42 PM
 
2013-03-22 02:54:13 PM

ArcadianRefugee: 2wolves: Mr Klayman gets all his PR strategy from middle school boys bathroom walls.

I can see this guy hanging around middle-school boys' bathrooms.


Per the linked article, Klayman took the 5th repeatedly when being questioned about inappropriate sexual touching of his own kids.  Also disturbing, this line is included in the Court's ruling on his divorce:  "The magistrate heard evidence from the children's pediatrician who reported allegations of sexual abuse to children services, and from a social worker at children services who found that sexual abuse was "indicated."

Guy's a class act.
 
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2013-03-22 02:54:47 PM
He means Homo Sapien.  You know how they are, always thinking they are better than the older hominids.
 
2013-03-22 02:54:54 PM
If I were the chairman I would respond; " If I was gay you still wouldn't have a shot because I would be attracted to other men."
 
2013-03-22 02:56:29 PM
Are they either of these? Then maybe...I want his nuts.

www.nuttyabouthealth.com
 
2013-03-22 02:56:34 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [img.photobucket.com image 54x11]

Note that anyone who even mildly disagrees with Klanyman is a "Homo" in his point of view.


well I was intrigued by the linked story that says that Klayman was once adjudicated as a kiddy-diddler

Which also contained the nugget that the Surprise Tea Party is apparenty the name of an actual political organization in AZ

Admit it AZ, the entire Jan Brewer era has been one long piece of brilliant Kaufmann-esque performance art, hasn't it?
 
2013-03-22 02:58:15 PM
Look, it's a birther trying to use the internet.

seattletimes.com
 
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