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(CNN)   Monster Energy Drinks will no longer be marketed as "dietary supplements," will instead be referred to as "beverages." Glad that clears that up   (cnn.com) divider line 31
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2013-03-22 01:34:03 PM
I'll continue to refer to it as a "laxative".
 
2013-03-22 02:27:05 PM
 
2013-03-22 03:11:01 PM
I'll continue to not refer to it at all and simply refer to it as a collection of ATOMS
 
2013-03-22 03:12:59 PM
Dietary supplement in the same way that a house fire can be considered a refinishing.
 
2013-03-22 03:13:34 PM
I prefer NukaCola Quantum.
 
2013-03-22 03:14:28 PM
I have more energy than my adult kids and they drink that shiat. Either it isn't working or their hit points are dangerously low to begin with.
 
2013-03-22 03:18:42 PM
This is horseshiat.  I've had two or more of these in a single day with no ill effects.  Sometimes the formula goes 1 coffee, one soda, one of these.  That kid was a wimp.

/sugar free rehab ones only.
 
2013-03-22 03:20:03 PM

8 inches: I'll continue to refer to it as a "laxative".

 
2013-03-22 03:20:39 PM

DraconianTotalitarian: I'll continue to not refer to it at all and simply refer to it as a collection of ATOMS


A- a beverage is not just, ah, a- a- big truck you can dump energy on, um, it's a series of ATOMS! And, uh, these atoms, they carry the uh- uh- uh- the energy!
 
2013-03-22 03:20:49 PM
They changed the marketing of the snake oil.
It makes it all better.
 
2013-03-22 03:22:53 PM
I thought it was a Jägermeister diluter?
 
2013-03-22 03:23:19 PM
"That's the equivalent of drinking about 20 8-ounce cans of soda."

Who drinks 8oz cans of soda CNN? No one. 12oz is the standard in the US.
 
2013-03-22 03:23:32 PM
I figure this is the place to ask, how is it as an enema?
 
2013-03-22 03:23:33 PM
Thank... fark already made fun of it
 
2013-03-22 03:25:20 PM
Tried it a couple of times, hated it. I'll stick to beer, water, V8 juice, and seltzer water.
 
2013-03-22 03:25:57 PM
as far as i know this is the only unopened can of this stuff anywhere. and it's all mine.

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They were all the same crap anyways.....
 
2013-03-22 03:26:46 PM
I thought it was battery terminal cleaner.
 
2013-03-22 03:26:50 PM
If you wqere drinking this believing that it is a dietary supplement you deserve to be fat.  And not dead, but possibly scared straight.  I'm so excited!
 
2013-03-22 03:32:02 PM
They needed to reclassify it as a beverage so people on food stamps can buy it
 
2013-03-22 03:35:13 PM
They should be referred to as rhinoceros secretions.
 
2013-03-22 03:35:30 PM

Bruxellensis: I thought it was a Jägermeister diluter?


I have far too many stories with "and then we did Jager bombs and I don't really remember the rest but what people tell me is..."  That stuff farks you up.
 
2013-03-22 03:36:28 PM

catmandu: They needed to reclassify it as a beverage so people on food stamps can buy it


OH. well then, that makes sense.
 
2013-03-22 03:38:32 PM
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Off my lawn you damned Gen Yers, Millenials, whatever...
 
2013-03-22 03:45:20 PM
I couldn't care less what they call it, as long as they don't change what's in it.   You old people can keep your coffee.  I'll take my street legal cocaine substitute mixed with Jager.
 
2013-03-22 03:47:05 PM

Elzar: Off my lawn you damned Gen Yers, Millenials, whatever...


Is "mmm om nom nom" appropriate when referring to a beverage?
 
2013-03-22 03:48:15 PM
nitefallz: This is horseshiat.  I've had two or more of these in a single day with no ill effects.  Sometimes the formula goes 1 coffee, one soda, one of these.  That kid was a wimp.

/sugar free rehab ones only.


Well a lot of the truckstop pilots have energy drinks on tap. You can get a 44 or 64 oz bladder buster of energy drink.

If a 64 oz bladder buster wont wake your ass up you are gonna have to skip to crystal meth
 
2013-03-22 03:48:59 PM

randompersons87: "That's the equivalent of drinking about 20 8-ounce cans of soda."

Who drinks 8oz cans of soda CNN? No one. 12oz is the standard in the US.


It's all about reader perception, surprised they didn't say "160 1-ounce cans of soda" to make the number larger.
 
2013-03-22 03:51:38 PM
Mixing stimulants and depressants (like alcohol) is dangerous


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Drink like a legend.
 
2013-03-22 03:51:46 PM

Oldiron_79: nitefallz: This is horseshiat.  I've had two or more of these in a single day with no ill effects.  Sometimes the formula goes 1 coffee, one soda, one of these.  That kid was a wimp.

/sugar free rehab ones only.

Well a lot of the truckstop pilots have energy drinks on tap. You can get a 44 or 64 oz bladder buster of energy drink.

If a 64 oz bladder buster wont wake your ass up you are gonna have to skip to crystal meth


Web developer/programmer here.  I don't think I need to say anymore.
 
2013-03-22 03:52:11 PM

Do the needful: I have more energy than my adult kids and they drink that shiat. Either it isn't working or their hit points are dangerously low to begin with.


I'm with you on this. My kids aren't adults but this applies to many kids I know who should have more energy than me.
 
2013-03-22 03:57:44 PM

nitefallz: Oldiron_79: nitefallz: This is horseshiat.  I've had two or more of these in a single day with no ill effects.  Sometimes the formula goes 1 coffee, one soda, one of these.  That kid was a wimp.

/sugar free rehab ones only.

Well a lot of the truckstop pilots have energy drinks on tap. You can get a 44 or 64 oz bladder buster of energy drink.

If a 64 oz bladder buster wont wake your ass up you are gonna have to skip to crystal meth

Web developer/programmer here.  I don't think I need to say anymore.


Developer you say...
 
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