bearded clamorer: It would be tough, trying to keep a straight face, while reading a mime their Miranda rights.
The student, who had a bruise to her face, told police she had parked her car near Newton Street and was walking to class around 11 a.m. when Walker approached, began yelling at her and accused the student of watching her on TV.
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: bearded clamorer: It would be tough, trying to keep a straight face, while reading a mime their Miranda rights.You have the continued right to remain silent. Anything you pretend to hoist above the police may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an invisible attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be conjured at no cost. If you decide to nod your head without your invisible attorney, you may cease nodding your head at any time. Do you understand the rights as I have explained them and do you wish to begin nodding your head?
I_Am_Weasel: Trust me when I say this, it's much better than being gradually attacked by a mime. You don't want that.
Pangea: Who HASN'T wanted to do this to someone who makes sure you know they don't even own a TV?
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