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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Woman suddenly attacked by mime. Mime charged with battery, ordered a mental evaluation, spends time in invisible jail cell   (ajc.com) divider line 37
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2013-03-22 11:48:37 AM
Walker was searched at the jail and a straight razor was found in her purse, police said. She was charged with battery, and will have a mental evaluation, onlineathens reported.

Um, no.  She needs to go back to mime school.  I'm fairly certain you're not supposed to touch or talk to people while in the act of miming.
 
2013-03-22 11:49:13 AM
It would be tough, trying to keep a straight face, while reading a mime their Miranda rights.
 
2013-03-22 12:02:01 PM
The crazy eyes, she haz them...
www.rawstory.com

/ Also aren't black mimes racist? I mean the whole white-face and everything...
 
2013-03-22 12:02:42 PM

bearded clamorer: It would be tough, trying to keep a straight face, while reading a mime their Miranda rights.


You have the continued right to remain silent. Anything you pretend to hoist above the police may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an invisible attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be conjured at no cost. If you decide to nod your head without your invisible attorney, you may cease nodding your head at any time. Do you understand the rights as I have explained them and do you wish to begin nodding your head?
 
2013-03-22 12:17:50 PM
Trust me when I say this, it's much better than being gradually attacked by a mime.  You don't want that.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:30 PM
Mime and punishment

/works for me
 
2013-03-22 12:44:12 PM
I hope the cops remembered to check for an invisible lasso.
 
2013-03-22 01:17:31 PM
The student, who had a bruise to her face, told police she had parked her car near Newton Street and was walking to class around 11 a.m. when Walker approached, began yelling at her and accused the student of watching her on TV.
BAD MIME! BAD! She was watching you on an INVISIBLE TV, so it's ok, no need to yell.
 
2013-03-22 01:17:40 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: bearded clamorer: It would be tough, trying to keep a straight face, while reading a mime their Miranda rights.

You have the continued right to remain silent. Anything you pretend to hoist above the police may be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an invisible attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be conjured at no cost. If you decide to nod your head without your invisible attorney, you may cease nodding your head at any time. Do you understand the rights as I have explained them and do you wish to begin nodding your head?


Oh well played, well played indeed.

web.mit.edu
 
2013-03-22 01:19:58 PM
Mime, like parkour, is a historied martial art made famous by the French practitioner Marcel Marceau. In many respects similar to the Chinese Tai Chi martial art, it focuses on mental training and absolute control over the body.

In the wrong hands, it could be dangerous.
 
2013-03-22 01:20:11 PM
Face painted in black and white? Attacking random people?

Mime or Juggalo?
 
2013-03-22 01:20:24 PM
Schizophrenia.  Not even once.
 
2013-03-22 01:20:25 PM
Attacked by mimes. Read the sign. It's not like they're zombies.

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2013-03-22 01:20:42 PM
Did anyone else read MIME as MEME?
/Way funnier.
 
2013-03-22 01:21:26 PM
If you got a problem with mimes this is the guy to call
i118.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 01:23:00 PM
Anybody remember that episode of Little House on the Prairie where that girl was raped by a mime?
 
2013-03-22 01:23:03 PM
Should have just sat still for three rounds.
 
2013-03-22 01:23:12 PM
FTA:  The student told police she tried to explain that she didn't have a TV, but Walker began cursing her, grabbed her ponytail, started hitting her and pushed her to the ground.

Who HASN'T wanted to do this to someone who makes sure you know they don't even own a TV?

Q: How do you know if you're talking to a vegan?
A: Don't worry, they'll make sure you know.
 
2013-03-22 01:28:10 PM
www.gretsch-talk.com
 
2013-03-22 01:29:02 PM
Mime was packing a straight razor.  Bet the Georgia student is very grateful the motorist stopped to help.
 
2013-03-22 01:29:56 PM
It wasn't a mime, it was a reverse minstrel.
 
2013-03-22 01:44:11 PM
LEARN THE WORDS

/also, I'm a vegan and I don't own a TV
//no, really
 
2013-03-22 01:53:29 PM
i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 01:55:03 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 01:58:41 PM
Really Subby? You were given a goldmine, and that's the best you came up with?  O_o
 
2013-03-22 02:02:18 PM
What's the frequency Kenneth?
 
2013-03-22 02:03:04 PM
"Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, your secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school."
 
2013-03-22 02:15:56 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Trust me when I say this, it's much better than being gradually attacked by a mime.  You don't want that.


What being gradually attacked by a mime might look like.
 
2013-03-22 02:25:31 PM

Pangea: Who HASN'T wanted to do this to someone who makes sure you know they don't even own a TV?


huh?  Did you actually read tfa?  She said that in response to the attacker yelling at the victim that she was watching her on tv.  Its not like she just went up to someone and told them she didn't own one, out of the blue...
 
2013-03-22 02:34:39 PM
Mim?
 
2013-03-22 02:38:05 PM
The prosecutor said, it's all here in black and white.
 
2013-03-22 02:42:00 PM
Isn't a mime just supposed to act out hitting you? This woman needs to go to her mime school and silently demand her invisible money back.
 
2013-03-22 02:52:53 PM
turing.cs.plymouth.edu
 
2013-03-22 02:58:27 PM
thechive.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-22 03:02:39 PM
Mimes.  The Silent Epidemic.
 
2013-03-22 06:57:38 PM
Typically "mime abuse" happens to mimes, not by mimes.  Often, sadly, those who suffer most from mime abuse refuse to speak out.
 
2013-03-22 11:37:49 PM
Lord Vetinari is pleased by this development.
 
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