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(ESPN)   Another day of March Madness begins with everybody rooting for Albany. Games, Warburton, and H Jon Benjamin start at 12:15 EST   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 819
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2013-03-22 11:40:52 AM  
Good luck, Albany. We're all counting on you, America's Team.
 
2013-03-22 11:49:47 AM  
I am at a bar in the Las Vegas airport waiting on a friend's flight so we can go kick the oddsmakers' asses (again, hopefully). I want to see your betting locks and why. O/U, money line, first and second half wagering welcome. Anyone that took either Montana or Akron, the door is that way.

I do have my own bets, but tell me something good, Rufus.
 
2013-03-22 11:50:41 AM  
13-16 thus far and everyone in my Sweet Sixteen is still in. I'm ok with this. Time to root for my alma mater:

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2013-03-22 11:51:19 AM  
Perfect bracket watch, ESPN Tournament Challenge (of ~8.14 million entries), day 1:

Michigan State over Valparaiso  - 7,806,620
Butler over Bucknell - 6,321,459
Wichita St. over Pittsburgh - 1,918,510
Saint Louis over New Mexico St. - 1,699,018
Memphis over Saint Mary's - 1,362,660
Marquette over Davidson - 1,182,157
Gonzaga over Southern - 1,176,957
Oregon over Oklahoma St. - 448,676
Michigan over SDSU - 419,852
Louisville over N. Carolina A&T - 419,236
Arizona over Belmont - 322,529
California over UNLV - 85,683
VCU over Akron - 75,699
Colorado St. over Missouri - 26,300
Harvard over New Mexico - 1,339
Syracuse over Montana - 1,238
 
2013-03-22 11:52:22 AM  

Solid State Vittles: I do have my own bets, but tell me something good, Rufus.


Minnesota over UCLA might be worth it if the odds are above 3:1 for UCLA.  Minnesota can play with the best Big Ten teams.
 
2013-03-22 11:52:48 AM  
Dear America:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

-Wisconsin
 
2013-03-22 11:54:13 AM  
Let's go JMU Dukes!!!
 
2013-03-22 11:55:26 AM  
fark it.  My team is done as well as most of the MWC.

"East Coast bias?"  Not when your entire conference chokes.  Go Colorado State!
 
2013-03-22 11:55:54 AM  
4 upsets yesterday, I have 5 picked for today: Cincinnati, Ole Miss (that was probably unwise), Iowa State, Oklahoma, and Villanova.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:04 PM  
i.imgur.com

Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:30 PM  

Car_Ramrod: 13-16 thus far and everyone in my Sweet Sixteen is still in. I'm ok with this. Time to root for my alma mater:


I-L-I!

I'm also an alum so I'm authorized to say that they're probably going to lose. Hope not, but they've been downright schizophrenic this year. More bipolar I guess.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:42 PM  

ogger: Let's go JMU Dukes!!!


Ah yes, James Madison, famous author of the Emancipation Proclamation.
 
2013-03-22 12:01:27 PM  

Car_Ramrod: 4 upsets yesterday, I have 5 picked for today: Cincinnati, Ole Miss (that was probably unwise), Iowa State, Oklahoma, and Villanova.


I like Cincy and Iowa State, but Nova and Ole Miss... not so much.
 
2013-03-22 12:01:50 PM  

theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.


KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.
 
2013-03-22 12:03:27 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: ogger: Let's go JMU Dukes!!!

Ah yes, James Madison, famous author of the Emancipation Proclamation.


No no, he's the one who knocked up his slave while discovering electricity!
 
2013-03-22 12:05:03 PM  

Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.


Ditto on both counts unless I bet on La Salle. All's fair in love and gambling.
 
2013-03-22 12:05:46 PM  

Gosling: Dear America:

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

-Wisconsin


no.  the paint won't dry and the grass won't grow.
 
2013-03-22 12:07:23 PM  
First time bracketeer. Very very n00b.

Anyone have a link to the winners/ losers so far?

I will hang up and listen.
 
2013-03-22 12:11:05 PM  
"They might have a girlfriend... or 3"

nice.
 
2013-03-22 12:14:27 PM  

Shirley Ujest: First time bracketeer. Very very n00b.

Anyone have a link to the winners/ losers so far?

I will hang up and listen.


Here you go.

It's updated as games are finished.
 
2013-03-22 12:16:50 PM  

Supes: Shirley Ujest: First time bracketeer. Very very n00b.

Anyone have a link to the winners/ losers so far?

I will hang up and listen.

Here you go.

It's updated as games are finished.


I love you.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:24 PM  

Torrent of Rubbish: Car_Ramrod: 13-16 thus far and everyone in my Sweet Sixteen is still in. I'm ok with this. Time to root for my alma mater:

I-L-I!

I'm also an alum so I'm authorized to say that they're probably going to lose. Hope not, but they've been downright schizophrenic this year. More bipolar I guess.


I-N-I!

Yea, I don't have a TON of faith in them to make it to the second round. As you noted, it all depends on which Illini show up. I mean, we HAVE beat 2 of the 1-seeds, and one of the 2-seeds. I'd be intrigued to see how they perform against Miami (we'd probably lose, but who knows).
 
2013-03-22 12:19:48 PM  

Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.


As I will for KU later in the day.  Wish I was at the Sprint Center.  <3
 
2013-03-22 12:22:14 PM  

Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.


As a Wichita State grad, I can't decide whether I want both of you to lose horribly, or whether I want you to win...
 
2013-03-22 12:24:12 PM  
Albany is bad, real bad.
 
2013-03-22 12:26:24 PM  
As if Reggie Miller knows what a travel looks like.
 
2013-03-22 12:26:55 PM  
Traveling against Duke? Child please. They are so well-coached those transgressions are not possible.
 
2013-03-22 12:27:04 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I am at a bar in the Las Vegas airport waiting on a friend's flight so we can go kick the oddsmakers' asses (again, hopefully). I want to see your betting locks and why. O/U, money line, first and second half wagering welcome. Anyone that took either Montana or Akron, the door is that way.

I do have my own bets, but tell me something good, Rufus.


Cinci over Creighton, no points.  Creighton is another analyst darling, so the line should be good to just take Cinci to Win.  Analysts are morons so far, see the Belmont picks and the Pac 12 seedings.

Colorado over Illinois, no points.  Colorado is fast and gets buy slow teams with their guard play.
 
2013-03-22 12:30:09 PM  

fastbow: Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.

As a Wichita State grad, I can't decide whether I want both of you to lose horribly, or whether I want you to win...


Stick together for the state, Shocker bro.  How can anyone here in Wildcat land not have positive feelings for the school that brought us this:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 12:32:08 PM  
That was not a charge.

F-ing Duke gets all the calls...
 
2013-03-22 12:32:40 PM  

StRalphTheLiar: As if Reggie Miller knows what a travel looks like.


Nice.  And there's a Ryan Kelly flop.  Shocker.
 
2013-03-22 12:33:10 PM  

Coach_J: Traveling against Duke? Child please. They are so well-coached those transgressions are not possible.


Duke doesn't travel, they are simply allowed more steps than most!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Elliot- Wi lliams-sliding-feet-are-blatant-unimp?urn=ncaab,143393

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNmjbPsrx0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DjZehIGvs
 
2013-03-22 12:34:06 PM  
I didn't see a change of possession since the Albany player was out when he landed.  Why did Duke get a fresh shot clock?
 
2013-03-22 12:35:03 PM  

MyRandomName: Coach_J: Traveling against Duke? Child please. They are so well-coached those transgressions are not possible.

Duke doesn't travel, they are simply allowed more steps than most!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Elliot- Wi lliams-sliding-feet-are-blatant-unimp?urn=ncaab,143393

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNmjbPsrx0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DjZehIGvs


Can't believe I left out Scheyer's 15 steps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7SQo7S95E&playnext=1&list=PL1DA291E 20 8F62466&feature=results_main
 
2013-03-22 12:35:25 PM  

Doogled: I didn't see a change of possession since the Albany player was out when he landed.  Why did Duke get a fresh shot clock?


Child please.
 
2013-03-22 12:35:36 PM  
I must say that Albany put up a good battle. Ready for the slog fest of my Badgers.

TV @ work on badger game
Phone on Duke game
 
2013-03-22 12:36:08 PM  

Coach_J: That was not a charge.


It was a charge, hence, why the officials called it as such.
 
2013-03-22 12:36:28 PM  
Man I love a good Dook Refs thread in the morning.
 
2013-03-22 12:37:14 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: Coach_J: That was not a charge.

It was a charge, hence, why the officials called it as such.


Oh good. I was worried you wouldn't be able to get to an online computer today.
 
2013-03-22 12:38:28 PM  

Solid State Vittles: I am at a bar in the Las Vegas airport waiting on a friend's flight so we can go kick the oddsmakers' asses (again, hopefully). I want to see your betting locks and why. O/U, money line, first and second half wagering welcome. Anyone that took either Montana or Akron, the door is that way.

I do have my own bets, but tell me something good, Rufus.


Miami over Pacific, current spread is 13.5, take Miami with the points. The line is low because of a late season swoon for the Hurricanes, but after the ACC tournament they're playing their best ball of the season. And Pacific is a REALLY bad defensive team. I don't like this Miami team long-term, but they will dominate this game.

Also, take Minnesota over UCLA straight up. I think Minnesota is actually favored right now, and with good reason. They're a severely underseeded 11 seed, and excellent both offensively and defensively. I honestly expect them to dominate a chronically under-performing UCLA team that seems like they stopped caring.
 
2013-03-22 12:38:54 PM  

MyRandomName: MyRandomName: Coach_J: Traveling against Duke? Child please. They are so well-coached those transgressions are not possible.

Duke doesn't travel, they are simply allowed more steps than most!

http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/basketball/blog/the_dagger/post/Elliot- Wi lliams-sliding-feet-are-blatant-unimp?urn=ncaab,143393

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hDNmjbPsrx0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7DjZehIGvs

Can't believe I left out Scheyer's 15 steps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7SQo7S95E&playnext=1&list=PL1DA291E 20 8F62466&feature=results_main


Grr....i had forgotten that. GOD I HATE DUKE
 
2013-03-22 12:39:06 PM  

MyRandomName: Can't believe I left out Scheyer's 15 steps!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kk7SQo7S95E&playnext=1&list=PL1DA291E 20 8F62466&feature=results_main


Duke is so well coached.  What an excellent example of solid fundamental pivoting when under pressure.
 
2013-03-22 12:39:39 PM  

Koman Coulibaly: Coach_J: That was not a charge.

It was a charge, hence, why the officials called it as such.


I hope you will be around for tonight's USA vs Costa Rico game
 
2013-03-22 12:42:38 PM  
Where are all the Duke fans at??

icetothebrim.com
 
2013-03-22 12:43:08 PM  
Anyone see who the refs are for the Ole Miss/Wisky game?
 
2013-03-22 12:43:39 PM  
Has Wisconsin lost yet? I'll check back in 2 hours.
 
2013-03-22 12:44:22 PM  

theurge14: fastbow: Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.

As a Wichita State grad, I can't decide whether I want both of you to lose horribly, or whether I want you to win...

Stick together for the state, Shocker bro.  How can anyone here in Wildcat land not have positive feelings for the school that brought us this:

[i.imgur.com image 352x272]


You make a compelling case. I think I've got something around the house I can throw on...
 
2013-03-22 12:46:52 PM  

Dogfacedgod: Where are all the Duke fans at??

[icetothebrim.com image 553x312]



right here laughing my ass off at how cute all you haters are. wahhh wahhh wahhh
 
2013-03-22 12:47:07 PM  

thecpt: Solid State Vittles: I do have my own bets, but tell me something good, Rufus.

Minnesota over UCLA might be worth it if the odds are above 3:1 for UCLA.  Minnesota can play with the best Big Ten teams.


What the hell? I thought you emo quit fark over Duke sucking yesterday? Welcome back.
 
2013-03-22 12:49:45 PM  

theurge14: fastbow: Torrent of Rubbish: theurge14: Go K-State, let's explore La Salle's nether regions.

KU grad here and as always I'll be cheering my ass off for the Wildcats.

As a Wichita State grad, I can't decide whether I want both of you to lose horribly, or whether I want you to win...

Stick together for the state, Shocker bro.  How can anyone here in Wildcat land not have positive feelings for the school that brought us this:


I don't know if my mind was playing tricks on me, but they did some crowd shots during the WSU-Pitt game and it looked like the Shocker band members were all throwing the sign up. Is that a thing now?
 
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