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(Huffington Post)   "What John Mayer Hasn't Done In 3 Years?" It's either Taylor Swift or a tour, I bet   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 15
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2013-03-22 11:57:54 AM  
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I think John Mayer exists as an imaginary figure for women in their 30s who wish to be women in their early 20s that get banged by a soulful douche with a guitar.  He's like Kaiser Soze, but instead of a myth among criminals he's a myth among bored women with desk jobs.

Has anyone ever heard his music?  I've been told he sings songs, but I've never heard any.  There is no John Mayer.
2013-03-22 12:10:12 PM  
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kumanoki: Rapmaster2000: I think John Mayer exists as an imaginary figure for women in their 30s who wish to be women in their early 20s that get banged by a soulful douche with a guitar.  He's like Kaiser Soze, but instead of a myth among criminals he's a myth among bored women with desk jobs.

Has anyone ever heard his music?  I've been told he sings songs, but I've never heard any.  There is no John Mayer.

Sadly, he exists. I've me tim. He was hawking his pre-breakout CD Inside Wants Out and touring around Georgia. He would do gigs at the The Uptown Tap in Columbus. He was a giant douchebag. It was clear that he felt himself better than having to do the small gigs.


I heard he's from Decatur, but I've lived in Decatur for 10 years and I've never seen the guy.  The whole town is just lesbians and me so if I saw another guy I'm pretty sure I'd notice.
2013-03-22 11:59:09 AM  
2 votes:
Apparently, we can update the John Mayer pump-and-dump joke to 'Katy Perry' now.

Let's find someone new for John. The vessel requires a new host.
2013-03-22 11:55:51 AM  
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paulidin.com
2013-03-22 11:52:38 AM  
2 votes:
www.freeimagehosting.net
2013-03-22 09:46:00 PM  
1 votes:
Bear Suit, biatches. John Mayer rules.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9H-bJs-Ib-s
2013-03-22 06:46:08 PM  
1 votes:

red5ish: I just listened to Mayer for the first time on YouTube. Not bad at all. Don't understand all the hate in this thread. Yeah, yeah, welcome to Fark. Still, he has talent.


paulidin.com
2013-03-22 01:45:06 PM  
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zappaisfrank: How this guy gets all the Grade-A tail he gets is beyond me. Jennifer Aniston and Katy Perry aren't exactly dogs, ya know.


I think it's because of his great lyrics:

Ooh baby I'm gonna take you away/
We can have a picnic in a hot air balloon/
I've got champagne and strawberries/
The champagne is so you don't feel guilty/
I can see your nips poking through your J.Crew sweater

That's some soulful stuff right there.
2013-03-22 01:15:45 PM  
1 votes:
Guy sure does get a whole lot of high caliber poon for someone who used to pump gas for a day job.
2013-03-22 12:16:24 PM  
1 votes:
Will someone please turn this guy onto heroin.....QUICK!
2013-03-22 12:12:46 PM  
1 votes:
i78.photobucket.com
2013-03-22 12:01:50 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: I think John Mayer exists as an imaginary figure for women in their 30s who wish to be women in their early 20s that get banged by a soulful douche with a guitar.  He's like Kaiser Soze, but instead of a myth among criminals he's a myth among bored women with desk jobs.

Has anyone ever heard his music?  I've been told he sings songs, but I've never heard any.  There is no John Mayer.


Yeah right. Next you'll tell me that Tom Wopat has never woken up you, or anybody for that matter, with a surprise fisting.
2013-03-22 11:50:30 AM  
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1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-03-22 11:49:54 AM  
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FarkingReading: Or C) Been fisted by Tom Wopat?


Otherwise known as a typical Saturday in Duke COunty.
2013-03-22 11:45:49 AM  
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Or C) Been fisted by Tom Wopat?
 
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