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2013-03-22 09:04:00 AM
 
2013-03-22 09:07:36 AM
"I need my pain, meds!"
 
2013-03-22 10:59:37 AM
"What does God need with a spaceship?"

Favorite line...
Just saying..
 
2013-03-22 11:35:11 AM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 11:36:43 AM

DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.


I agree with your disagreement.
 
2013-03-22 11:36:55 AM
No airplane 2?

The only reason to watch airplane 2
 
2013-03-22 11:37:00 AM

Occam's_Doctor: "What does God need with a spaceship?"

Favorite line...
Just saying..


It's "starship", not "spaceship".
 
2013-03-22 11:38:43 AM
"There's something on the wing"   I love the old B&W Twilight Zones
 
2013-03-22 11:40:08 AM
snl.jt.org
Prefers any SNL skit.
 
2013-03-22 11:41:45 AM

natural316: No airplane 2?

The only reason to watch airplane 2


Came here to say this! No bridge?
 
2013-03-22 11:42:33 AM
And of course....

sharetv.org
 
2013-03-22 11:46:42 AM
Wrong, subby
 
2013-03-22 11:47:14 AM
 
2013-03-22 11:50:54 AM
 
2013-03-22 11:55:38 AM
 
2013-03-22 12:00:18 PM
He needs his pain, but pain don't hurt.
 
2013-03-22 12:04:02 PM
 
2013-03-22 12:04:57 PM
 
2013-03-22 12:05:46 PM
This has got to be the end of Free Enterprise.
 
2013-03-22 12:06:31 PM

vernonFL: http://youtu.be/DvQwXOCKNLY

Rocket man


Always so painful to watch, it's awesome. Every time I see it, I expect the audience to start giggling right away and laughing, but they don't.
 
2013-03-22 12:07:11 PM

Saiga410: This has got to be the end of Free Enterprise.


Friends, Romans....
 
2013-03-22 12:08:47 PM
This thread needs more Denny Crane  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvO-8IvoCI
 
2013-03-22 12:10:28 PM
No man is stronger than Kirk.
Stronger than Kirk!

/never heard the Shatners?
//Really?
///Slashies!
 
2013-03-22 12:11:24 PM
No Tribble at all...

www.treknews.net
 
2013-03-22 12:13:46 PM
http://youtu.be/WYW_lPlekiQ

I'll just leave this here  . . .
 
2013-03-22 12:16:10 PM

Brick-House: No Tribble at all...

[www.treknews.net image 640x350]




Comedy is difficult. He nailed that.
 
2013-03-22 12:19:14 PM

S_P_I_K_E: http://youtu.be/WYW_lPlekiQ

I'll just leave this here  . . .


Captain Kirk, trolling god while other internet trolls were in diapers.
 
2013-03-22 12:27:36 PM
Nothing clever to say.  Just have a Happy Birthday, Bill!
 
2013-03-22 12:35:04 PM

Brick-House: No Tribble at all...


Same episode, but it's the 'And that's when you hit them scene'
 
2013-03-22 12:35:51 PM
 
2013-03-22 12:38:43 PM

MmmCrime: This thread needs more Denny Crane  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvO-8IvoCI


DENNY CRANE!!
 
2013-03-22 12:39:33 PM
I'm not saying it was his best but it sure needed to be done.

I think the whole theater cheered the first time we saw this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b1a-hqvGNI
 
2013-03-22 12:50:13 PM
Wow, Captain Kirk is 82 years old.

/That's 588 in dog years if you're into that kind of thing.
 
2013-03-22 01:00:39 PM
Shatners best single scene was the death of his son in Star Trek III.  Couldn't find a clip though.
 
2013-03-22 01:05:21 PM
Over in four !
 
2013-03-22 01:10:28 PM
 
2013-03-22 01:32:55 PM

DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.


natural316: No airplane 2?

The only reason to watch airplane 2


Uisce Beatha: Wrong, subby


Titanius Anglesmith: This is the finest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toG6aSQFF7Y


Here you go.
 
2013-03-22 01:37:19 PM

Titanius Anglesmith: This is the finest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toG6aSQFF7Y


That was pretty awesome. I could see him at home killing kittens to that video of himself.
 
2013-03-22 01:41:44 PM
no pics of him with the  phallic rock?
 
2013-03-22 01:44:51 PM
www.treknews.net

"Wore it.... wore it..... wore it..... wore it..... wore it..... wore it..... wore it....."
 
2013-03-22 01:48:04 PM
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

I thought this would just be Kirk screaming 'KHAAAN!' But instead it actually was, indeed, Kirk's best scene. Has stuck with me always.
 
2013-03-22 01:52:32 PM
It's true. That scene was his best I think.

"I need my pain"
 
2013-03-22 01:58:24 PM

StrikitRich: [snl.jt.org image 200x150]
Prefers any SNL skit.


"Hooker....were you able to climb onto the hood of the car?"

"Oh yeah!"
 
2013-03-22 02:01:06 PM
i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-22 02:04:11 PM

HighOnCraic:
1.bp.blogspot.com


The pic is good, but you really need to use the film version.............

Khaaan!!!
(youtube)

I mean, when you can get Ricardo Montalban to wince, you know you have done something right.
 
2013-03-22 02:05:00 PM
 
2013-03-22 02:08:44 PM

liam76: This is the most perfect thing he has ever been in.


This is true.
 
2013-03-22 02:12:48 PM
Game, set, and match.  Twice the Shatner, twice the awesomeness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaVdOfuC8c
 
2013-03-22 02:31:55 PM
 
2013-03-22 03:02:45 PM
It would be hard to top this though....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGF5ROpjRAU
 
2013-03-22 03:07:01 PM
 sorry folks, but I have to agree with subby. but you have to turn off the sound and turn the captions. i thought i was going to shiat meself laughing.
 
2013-03-22 03:13:34 PM
Naw his best line has to be at the end of "the Captains" where he admits to Patrick Stewart that, in the making of the film, he's come to terms with people liking him for his role as Captain Kirk.

soo.... moving...
 
2013-03-22 03:15:19 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-22 03:18:29 PM
Please.  White Comanche is the summit of film making.  Film makers should have just destroyed their equipment and scripts since it's release.  Frankly their attempts to surpass it are a little embarrassing.  No films should have been released since the perfection that is White Comanche was unleashed onto a undeserving public.   It should have won every Oscar from 1968 and every Oscar since.  William Shatner plays a pair of half breed Indian twins.  That shows the depth of Shatner's acting ability, because he isn't a half breed Indian!  One has taken the white man's way, the other is a warleader for the Comanche nation.  They fight!  One wins.

I have it on some authority if you watch White Comanche and play Shatner's Rocket Man quietly at the same time, the secrets of the universe will be revealed (or you'll cause a blackhole that will destroy our civilization, depending who you ask).
 
2013-03-22 03:36:13 PM

DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.


Done in one.
 
2013-03-22 03:43:20 PM

HighOnCraic: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 383x282]


This.
 
2013-03-22 03:43:40 PM

DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.


The only thing that was missing was muppets.  I kept waiting for the muppets to start an interpretive dance.
 
2013-03-22 03:48:40 PM

Ivo Shandor: DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.

I agree with your disagreement.


I also agree with the disagreement.

I'll go with what someone else said. Khaaaaan!

Although Trouble with Tribbles and the Twilight Zone deserve honorable mentions as well.

Also, every TJ Hooker episode ever, especially if Heather Locklear is involved.

What Heather Locklear used to look like. Who cares about Bill Shatner?  (Possibly a bit risque for work.)

por-img.cimcontent.net

She can arrest me anytime
 
2013-03-22 04:03:15 PM
I can believe that McCoy never shared the story of his father's death, but there's no way that Kirk wasn't aware of Sarek's disgust over Spock's human half.

Kirk needs his pain? Wait until hears about Rayna Kopec.
 
2013-03-22 04:30:30 PM
 
2013-03-22 05:09:01 PM

Ivo Shandor: DjangoStonereaver: I disagree.

I agree with your disagreement.


I agree with your agreement of his disagreement. Was gonna post it myself, it was the first thing I thought of.

Brick-House: No Tribble at all...

[www.treknews.net image 640x350]


I had no idea it was his B-day today, and after not touching it for about 6 months, on a whim, I bought a "Trouble With Tribbles" booster box for the original Star Trek CCG. I was clearly being influenced by the universe.

/I may be a huge nerd
 
2013-03-22 05:15:12 PM
 
2013-03-22 05:18:33 PM
 
2013-03-22 05:20:43 PM
http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u51/The_Mutt_pics/kirkdildo.jpg">
 
2013-03-22 05:20:53 PM

trackerbri: Game, set, and match.  Twice the Shatner, twice the awesomeness.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpaVdOfuC8c


Wrong scene.   Try this one with Rifftrax included.
 
2013-03-22 05:25:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2yUkhtb4dI 

Shatner forgets Walter Koenig's name. Easily his shining moment.
 
2013-03-22 05:25:14 PM
Still, he'll never be as great an actor as DeForrest Kelley. . .

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/195471/Night-of-the-Lepus-Movie-C li p-Rabbit-Explosion.html
 
2013-03-22 05:42:25 PM

BumpInTheNight: You guys are alllll wrong, you know its this one.


Greatest. Fight. Scene. EVAR.
 
2013-03-22 05:43:44 PM

Uisce Beatha: Wrong, subby


So insulting to have called Spock's soul the most human.  He's lucky zombie Spock didn't mind-fark him for that one.
 
2013-03-22 05:44:22 PM
/El Cajon IS the anus of San Diego!
 
2013-03-22 06:19:13 PM

MmmCrime: This thread needs more Denny Crane  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KvO-8IvoCI


Agreed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAiXydvRzlo
 
2013-03-22 07:00:34 PM
"Yes, I killed her.  And, up until now, I was glad I killed her."
 
2013-03-22 07:12:25 PM
www2.b3ta.com
 
2013-03-22 07:13:00 PM
"I need my pain"


-Cleveland sports fan
 
2013-03-22 07:20:41 PM
No love for Invasion Iowa?
 
2013-03-22 07:29:28 PM

Gordon Bennett: [www2.b3ta.com image 454x238]


I always figured him to be the kind of guy who'd leave an upper decker.
 
2013-03-22 07:42:15 PM
Happy .... Birth .... day ....  .... Cap .... tin ..... Kirk
 
2013-03-22 08:18:59 PM
Fools!!

How to properly kiss a women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ
 
2013-03-22 08:46:03 PM
Ha!  Nice troll subby!
 
2013-03-22 09:40:58 PM

hutchkc: Happy .... Birth .... day ....  .... Cap .... tin ..... Kirk


There's some comedian from the late 80s, I can't remember his name, but as part of his routine, he does an imitation of Woody Allen doing the opening monologue of "Star Trek," and an imitation of Shatner doing the final monologue from "Annie Hall," in Shatner's unique cadence.

"After that it. . . . gotprettylate . . . AND we . . . both  . . . hadtoGO, but . . . it WAS  . . .great  . . . seeingAnnieagain. I... I realized . . . WHAT a terrific  . . . personshewas  . . . and... and how MUCH fun itWASjust . . . KNOWing her."
 
2013-03-22 10:27:01 PM

HighOnCraic: hutchkc: Happy .... Birth .... day ....  .... Cap .... tin ..... Kirk

There's some comedian from the late 80s, I can't remember his name, but as part of his routine, he does an imitation of Woody Allen doing the opening monologue of "Star Trek," and an imitation of Shatner doing the final monologue from "Annie Hall," in Shatner's unique cadence.

"After that it. . . . gotprettylate . . . AND we . . . both  . . . hadtoGO, but . . . it WAS  . . .great  . . . seeingAnnieagain. I... I realized . . . WHAT a terrific  . . . personshewas  . . . and... and how MUCH fun itWASjust . . . KNOWing her."


Probably was Kevin Pollack.  He does a great Shatner and Woody.
 
2013-03-22 11:03:58 PM
Phasers set to maximum and locked on Subby.  Fire.
 
2013-03-23 02:29:54 AM
Obviously, Shatner at his finest.

It defies criticism, really.
 
2013-03-23 02:45:31 AM

HighOnCraic: Still, he'll never be as great an actor as DeForrest Kelley. . .

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/195471/Night-of-the-Lepus-Movie-C li p-Rabbit-Explosion.html


Goddamnit, I was waiting for the rabbit to explode.
 
2013-03-23 03:02:42 AM

devocr: Fools!!

How to properly kiss a women.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VuIShM5kAQ


Haha, was going to post that, well done!
 
2013-03-23 04:50:08 AM
"I'm sorry about your crew, but as we say on Earth -- c'est la vie."
 
2013-03-23 06:53:51 AM

bluorangefyre: This one is awesome just for the reference.



The same thing happened to me!

That's beautiful... Never watched 3rd Rock, but if they had stuff like that in there looks like I missed out.
 
2013-03-23 09:00:04 AM

Sliding Carp: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-vC_-kJFRg




Validates the existence of humanity. Can't believe I have never seen that. Thanks.
 
2013-03-23 01:54:24 PM
If there were voting I'd go with the Spock funeral scene from the second movie.

Most people would fault a science fiction movie for not having enough drama.

/Yelling "KHAN" a distant second
 
2013-03-23 05:49:37 PM

BumpInTheNight: You guys are alllll wrong, you know its this one.




My favorite part.
 
2013-03-23 06:26:26 PM
http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=15866 Here he is singing "Common People" live!
 
2013-03-23 06:47:56 PM

Optimal_Illusion: HighOnCraic: hutchkc: Happy .... Birth .... day ....  .... Cap .... tin ..... Kirk

There's some comedian from the late 80s, I can't remember his name, but as part of his routine, he does an imitation of Woody Allen doing the opening monologue of "Star Trek," and an imitation of Shatner doing the final monologue from "Annie Hall," in Shatner's unique cadence.

"After that it. . . . gotprettylate . . . AND we . . . both  . . . hadtoGO, but . . . it WAS  . . .great  . . . seeingAnnieagain. I... I realized . . . WHAT a terrific  . . . personshewas  . . . and... and how MUCH fun itWASjust . . . KNOWing her."

Probably was Kevin Pollack.  He does a great Shatner and Woody.


Couldn't find the clip I was thinking of, but this is pretty cool:
http://video.search.yahoo.com/video/play;_ylt=A2KLqICPL05R_F0AnD_7w8 QF ;_ylu=X3oDMTBvbGgza2Q0BHNlYwNzcgRzbGsDdmlkBHZ0aWQDVjExNg--?p=youtube+k evin+pollak+william+shatner&vid=b6c3138550734d3e3a219e95d6b4407f&l=8%3 A07&turl=http%3A%2F%2Fts3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DV.4606340516151842%2 6pid%3D15.1&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D_nziS8brN0 0&tit=Kevin+Pollack+Star+Trek&c=3&sigr=11augecgt&age=0&fr=moz35&tt=b
 
2013-03-23 11:36:13 PM

HighOnCraic: Still, he'll never be as great an actor as DeForrest Kelley. . .

http://www.tcm.com/mediaroom/video/195471/Night-of-the-Lepus-Movie-C li p-Rabbit-Explosion.html


Wow! Just wow! I watched a few clips and want to see it because that may be one of the worst movies ever made.
 
2013-03-25 03:11:25 AM

Titanius Anglesmith: This is the finest

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toG6aSQFF7Y


Now I want to hear Picard's take on that speech.

/ And now I wonder what ST:TOS would have been like with Picard
 
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