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(BBC)   Fetus found in hospital trash bin, officially kicking off prom season   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 82
    More: Sad, Monklands Hospital, trash bins, health minister, fetus, prenatal development, MSP for Airdrie, Wishaw General Hospital  
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2013-03-22 08:16:02 AM  
www.popyacollar.co.za

first thing I thought of
 
2013-03-22 08:20:15 AM  
It's so wrong, but that headline made me laugh. You're a bad person, subby. But funny
 
2013-03-22 08:26:50 AM  
ticket please
 
2013-03-22 08:30:54 AM  

OtherBrotherDarryl: ticket please


img1.ak.crunchyroll.com
 
2013-03-22 08:31:06 AM  
This is deeply wrong and disrespectful, subby!  This is just the sort of behavior that makes me proud to be a part of Fark!
 
2013-03-22 08:56:47 AM  
Your breakin' my balls here.
 
Pud
2013-03-22 08:58:39 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 09:27:41 AM  
This thread makes me want to head out.
 
2013-03-22 10:05:21 AM  
I blame global warming for the early start of the fetus crop
 
2013-03-22 10:08:08 AM  
Don't you mean an unborn child?
 
2013-03-22 10:08:09 AM  
Ha.

Ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha (gasp) ha ha ha ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahahahahah.

/ ha
 
2013-03-22 10:09:00 AM  
A fetus is just tissue, right?  so what's the big deal?  The only people who should feel sad about this are Pro-Lifers, Anti-Abortionists (yes, they are two different groups), and folks who think there's some magical way of disposing medical waste out there being employed by companies that costs less than treating it like used tampons and cigarette ash.
 
2013-03-22 10:09:01 AM  
Headline of the year so far.  Nicely done.
 
2013-03-22 10:10:34 AM  
Was there an original "prom night dumpster baby" story at some point that created the tradition?
 
2013-03-22 10:12:58 AM  
+1, subby's going to hell.


/but I'll be driving, cause I laughed pretty hard at it
 
2013-03-22 10:15:33 AM  

Ennuipoet: This is deeply wrong and disrespectful, subby!  This is just the sort of behavior that makes me proud to be a part of Fark!


I agree heartily with this statement.
I just laughed like a lunatic in the middle of the nail salon.
 
2013-03-22 10:18:15 AM  
I snorted.
 
2013-03-22 10:19:55 AM  
Sounds like 9 months before prom season is more fun
 
2013-03-22 10:24:19 AM  
Lemme double-down
+2 Subby
 
2013-03-22 10:25:31 AM  

thisiszombocom: Sounds like 9 6 months before prom season is more fun


FTFY
 
2013-03-22 10:26:24 AM  

911Jenny: Ennuipoet: This is deeply wrong and disrespectful, subby!  This is just the sort of behavior that makes me proud to be a part of Fark!

I agree heartily with this statement.
I just laughed like a lunatic in the middle of the nail salon.


I to wish to throw rose petals at his feet, let him come forth.
 
2013-03-22 10:26:43 AM  
Yyyyup...

Everyone in McDonalds thinks I'm whacked out of my gourd.

/I'm across the street...
Extreme LOLage, today.
 
2013-03-22 10:35:36 AM  
Oh boy.  I knew I was destined to hell long ago but holy shiat, laughed ridiculously too hard at the headline.

Bravo shrubbmitter!
 
2013-03-22 10:36:13 AM  

ExperianScaresCthulhu: The only people who should feel sad about this are Pro-Lifers, Anti-Abortionists (yes, they are two different groups)


Just out of curiosity -- what's the difference?
 
2013-03-22 10:36:52 AM  
I think they're supposed to go in recycling.
 
2013-03-22 10:38:24 AM  
dammit subby! Yeah, yeah I'll need a ticket too.
 
2013-03-22 10:38:40 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 10:42:32 AM  

Arkanaut: ExperianScaresCthulhu: The only people who should feel sad about this are Pro-Lifers, Anti-Abortionists (yes, they are two different groups)

Just out of curiosity -- what's the difference?


Nuances.   You can be pro-life and pro-abortion at the same time. It's also possible to be pro-choice and anti-abortion at the same time.

The current political environment doesn't allow for nuances because nuances are a sign of weakness.
 
2013-03-22 10:44:05 AM  
HOTY candidate
 
2013-03-22 10:44:41 AM  

dv-ous: Was there an original "prom night dumpster baby" story at some point that created the tradition?


Yep.
 
2013-03-22 10:44:48 AM  

Pud: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


Thank you
 
2013-03-22 10:45:56 AM  

rkiller1: Lemme double-down
+2 Subby


lemme infinity down on that

+∞ and a map of probably where subby is heading. heh heh

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-22 10:47:08 AM  
Haha! Abortion!
 
2013-03-22 10:49:07 AM  
My first thought (too big to link inline):  Order of the Stick #549.
 
2013-03-22 10:49:11 AM  
I went to that high school and graduated the year after the prom mom. I got pregnant with my oldest my senior year and was told by the principle I was not allowed to attend prom or walk at graduation due to reporters. They didn't want bad press. Bunch of aholes.
 
2013-03-22 10:51:18 AM  
Just threw away a perfectly good fetus?
 
2013-03-22 10:51:55 AM  
knitted something for ya subby.
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:55:57 AM  
www.vhnd.com

♫ "They found a dirty-faced kid in a garbage can.." ♪
 
2013-03-22 10:57:06 AM  

Pud:


What I came here looking for.

Pud, you left me satisfied and smiling.

/one ticket please
 
2013-03-22 11:01:04 AM  
I LOL'd.   (I'm so going to hell for that.)
 
2013-03-22 11:03:18 AM  

loki see loki do: Just threw away a perfectly good fetus?


I could have used those stem cells
 
2013-03-22 11:06:51 AM  
Stem cells, gone to waste.
 
2013-03-22 11:07:57 AM  
gamingsquid.com FOOKIN PRAWM

/since kronicfeld beat me to it
//fookin prmom?
 
2013-03-22 11:10:30 AM  
Stupid question:

Does prom happen everywhere?  I know other places have dances too, but I thought the whole 'prom' thing was mostly American.
 
2013-03-22 11:13:00 AM  
What a horrible person.


She should have recycled.
 
2013-03-22 11:15:59 AM  

Arkanaut: Just out of curiosity -- what's the difference?


Well I'm anti abortion pro choice. It's not a choice for me or mine but I'll be damn to force you to have a baby you dont want.
 
2013-03-22 11:20:18 AM  
I fully support a woman's right to choose.
 
2013-03-22 11:24:14 AM  
I don't want to be the buzkill here, but what the hell. The foetus was less than 20 weeks, and non-viable. This was a miscarriage, not a dumpster babby.
 
2013-03-22 11:26:32 AM  

Pud: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x375]


came for this, leaving satisfied.

Godscrack: [www.vhnd.com image 515x493]

♫ "They found a dirty-faced kid in a garbage can.." ♪


Well played, sir.  Well played.
 
2013-03-22 11:28:32 AM  

Crackers Are a Family Food: dv-ous: Was there an original "prom night dumpster baby" story at some point that created the tradition?

Yep.


FTL: Drexler later named the baby Christopher.

And that there is quite possibly the most farked up part of this whole farked up story. I'm pretty sure if you hide a pregnancy, give birth at your prom, smother your child before he can cry, wrap the body in trash bags, tell your girlfriends "Be out in a minute..." as you are murdering your son and hiding his body, and then go back and dance the night away, you lose the right to name that child.
 
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