MyKingdomForYourHorse: This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
Charlie Chingas: Just comes to show you that Christians will believe in anything...
Son of Thunder: Charlie Chingas: Just comes to show you that Christians will believe in anything...GTFO. Go over to the pope thread if you have to take a dump, idiot.
Crewmannumber6: It's still just once a year, isn't it?I'm in Ohio, and as stupid as this is, I understand. It's the third day of spring and it was 15 farkin degrees this morning! and I'm practically in Kentucky.
illannoyin: "Bring me the head of Punxutawney Phil" -some farker earlier this week/sorry, can't remember who//high in the middle and round at each end
Surool: All the poor thing did was come outside. He didn't predict anything.
Alassra: Meanwhile, Ohio has their own groundhog that also said early Spring - and what is he getting? No attention...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckeye_Chuck
Anastacya: Alassra: Meanwhile, Ohio has their own groundhog that also said early Spring - and what is he getting? No attention...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buckeye_ChuckWow, lived in Ohio for nearly all of my life and never heard of that one. Oh, he is in Marion... that's why./miss Ohio, yea, yea, here comes the snark//could really go for some Buca di Beppo///sound fat, I'm not
jbtilley: No worries. In about 4 weeks it will go directly from upper 30 degree highs to 102 degree highs and then stay there until mid November./weather pessimist
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