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(NFL)   Former NFL player did a Super Duper job of beating, knocking his teenage son unconscious. Twice   (nfl.com) divider line 57
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2013-03-22 08:39:22 AM  
In the Dad's defense, the typical teenage boy is a useless mass of protoplasm and hormones.
 
2013-03-22 09:00:57 AM  
And 0 super bowl rings. Well done Duper.
 
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2013-03-22 09:06:36 AM  
the boy got issues.....
 
2013-03-22 09:07:16 AM  
Maybe he mistook him for Mike Richardson.
 
2013-03-22 09:08:08 AM  
Why does anybody expect more form pro athletes other than being a horrible person?
 
2013-03-22 09:10:13 AM  
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2013-03-22 09:15:04 AM  
waitaminnit ... people have a problem with this?  The kid was being a dick, and if he's being a dick, it's common sense social responsibility to beat the shiat out of them.
 
2013-03-22 09:19:16 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Why does anybody expect more form pro athletes

Crewmannumber6  other than being a horrible person?

FTFY

/Just as relevant a question
 
2013-03-22 09:19:43 AM  
Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.
 
2013-03-22 09:26:36 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.


I think knocking him out twice and then going for round three was probably over the top.
 
2013-03-22 09:31:02 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

I think knocking him out twice and then going for round three was probably over the top.


People learn at different rates.
 
2013-03-22 09:32:04 AM  
He must have been regaling his son with tales of his glory days and made it to the '88 season.
 
2013-03-22 09:44:54 AM  
As much as I want to think Dad was over the line - I think about myself at the kids age and realize I needed a beat down that I didn't get.

/That, and the Christopher Titus bit from Norman Rockwell is Bleeding where he fights his dad comes to mind.
 
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2013-03-22 09:51:51 AM  

The Muthaship: HotWingConspiracy: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

I think knocking him out twice and then going for round three was probably over the top.

People learn at different rates.


HAHA!
 
2013-03-22 09:52:28 AM  
Never, ever, underestimate old man strength.
 
2013-03-22 09:53:04 AM  
The kid threatened an ex-girlfriend and doesn't think he was wrong, then tried to fight his dad.  He might need a padded room for a few weeks.
 
2013-03-22 09:53:32 AM  
Stitches out!

got nothin
 
2013-03-22 09:55:30 AM  
Super-Duper pooper-scooper.
 
2013-03-22 10:06:53 AM  
As long as he didn't lower his helmet...
 
2013-03-22 10:31:02 AM  
The NFL has fined James Harrison for this
 
2013-03-22 10:39:16 AM  
I had a cousin go after his dad once and knocked him down a few times.  My cousin was a big bruising farm boy and if he had decided to take it any further than that, I'm not sure anyone in the family could have dealt with him without brandishing weapons.  Sometimes, teenage boys are dicks and try to establish dominance.  It happens everywhere.  Of course, now it's felony child abuse even though at 17 and as the son of a former athlete this kid might very well be a match for most adults.
 
2013-03-22 10:40:06 AM  

machoprogrammer: The NFL has fined James Harrison for this


Thanks for coffee out the nose.
 
2013-03-22 10:42:00 AM  
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2013-03-22 10:44:34 AM  

Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.


this.  my pop is 78, smoked for 65 years, and i still wouldn't try him.
 
2013-03-22 11:08:32 AM  
Wow, after reading that, it's more sad than I had originally thought.

A 17 year old, apparently acting out (like teens do). But you add in the death of his mother a few years back and that shiat can mess up a family dynamic quick.

From there, it sounds like the kid started it, the father didn't exactly attempt to defuse the situation, then went a overboard. What a shiatty situation.
 
2013-03-22 11:13:18 AM  
Well, Duper did catch many passes and scored many touchdowns, so, yes, he gets a pass for felony assault and battery. Family matter, my ass....
 
2013-03-22 11:13:56 AM  
The kid is probably Marino's.
 
2013-03-22 11:48:11 AM  
Did he lead with his head?
 
2013-03-22 11:56:20 AM  

lantawa: Well, Duper did catch many passes and scored many touchdowns, so, yes, he gets a pass for felony assault and battery. Family matter, my ass....


This. Like others I surmise that the kid started it, but it's his kid....who was knocked out twice. If you have to go there then you failed for years as a parent.
 
2013-03-22 12:16:10 PM  
thought for sure it was Greg lloyd
 
2013-03-22 12:26:38 PM  

stir22: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

this.  my pop is 78, smoked for 65 years, and i still wouldn't try him.


I am 36, and I think I'm a lot stronger than I used to be when I was younger.  I don't know what it is.  Maybe it is years of tossing the young'uns around ...
 
2013-03-22 12:49:22 PM  

edmo: As long as he didn't lower his helmet...


Came here to say this but I see it's been covered.
 
2013-03-22 12:56:26 PM  
I can see this happening, although dad did go a bit too far.  He should have ignored the car damage.

CSB:  My older brother was a drug-addled piece of shiat in high school and threatened the family numerous times.  He lost fights with my college-boxing-and-wrestling dad so many times I lost count.  One time my sister and mom had to hold onto my enraged father's arm mid-swing to avoid my brother getting knocked the F out.  As they went sprawling across the yard (dad was built--mom and sister went flying like ragdolls), dear brother started laughing.  And then ran away like a biatch.

So if on the jury, I would probably convict only of littering.
 
2013-03-22 01:07:41 PM  

qsblues: waitaminnit ... people have a problem with this?  The kid was being a dick, and if he's being a dick, it's common sense social responsibility to beat the shiat out of them.


I was reading the article, remembering mouthing off at my Dad once. I ended up with my face planted in a litter box. I remember remembering that, lol.
 
2013-03-22 01:18:09 PM  
NO I didn't RTFA but I'll assume the kid deserved what got.
 
2013-03-22 01:19:34 PM  
www.larchmontgazette.com
 
2013-03-22 01:27:15 PM  
always wondered what happened to Hugh Green
 
2013-03-22 02:08:52 PM  
But the concussions made him do it so they both can sue the NFL.
 
2013-03-22 03:11:55 PM  

aquigley: [img.gawkerassets.com image 640x580]


Post. Of. The. Year.

Awesome...
 
2013-03-22 04:08:41 PM  
A 17-year-old, in many cases, is closer to peak physical condition than a guy whose NFL career ended over 20 years ago.

So, yeah, I don't like seeing this kind of case and hearing about child abuse charges. This is not a guy who is slapping around his 5-year-old for making too much noise.
 
2013-03-22 04:45:56 PM  
he put him in the infamous Super Duper Stupor.
 
2013-03-22 04:49:04 PM  
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"Don't make me come over there"
 
2013-03-22 05:28:53 PM  

Jim from Saint Paul: [www.larchmontgazette.com image 290x229]


Came here to post this, but my work here is already done. Well played.
 
2013-03-22 05:33:22 PM  

The Muthaship: HotWingConspiracy: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

I think knocking him out twice and then going for round three was probably over the top.

People learn at different rates.


Just want to say that this is the first fark post that has literally made me laugh out loud in a long time. Cheers!

machoprogrammer: The NFL has fined James Harrison for this


And this makes 2 in the same thread. You guys are restoring my faith in farkers 1 post at a time.
 
2013-03-22 05:40:46 PM  

182: the boy got issues.....


Yeah. For one: the son has a glass jaw.
 
2013-03-22 05:48:20 PM  

stir22: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

this.  my pop is 78, smoked for 65 years, and i still wouldn't try him.


'i always thought dad was lazy. no, he was just resting.'

/day i picked one with dad was where i learned where the cat-quick comes from in the family.
//avoided the first couple but that third one...
 
2013-03-22 05:58:40 PM  

182: The Muthaship: HotWingConspiracy: Red Shirt Blues: Kid thought he could take his Dad. The kid started the fights and Dad finished them. Don't underestimate your Dad kid. But you know that now.

I think knocking him out twice and then going for round three was probably over the top.

People learn at different rates.

HAHA!


It's true. I remember in my days in the Marines, we got a dumbf*ck private in the warehouse who always wanted to grapple and take on our sergeant and some of the corporals. I remember watching him take on the sergeant one afternoon, it went like this:

Private: "C'mon, sergeant, let's grapple"
Sergeant (after a few times of rejecting him but dude wouldn't go away): "Fine"
*Sergeant has him in position to choke him out in about 15 seconds; private taps out*
Private: "Let's do it again!"
Sergeant: "Okay"
*Sergeant has him in position to choke him out in about 10 seconds; private taps out*
Private: "You're getting tired! I bet I can beat you this time!"
Everyone: "Dude, you'd be unconscious right now if you didn't tap out"
Sergeant: "Get to work"

And then the private would try to challenge him again a couple hours later.

/actually my memory's hazy as to whether he tapped or everyone watching started protesting to the sergeant because the private was too stupid to tap but we could see his face changing color and him about to get knocked out
 
2013-03-22 05:59:38 PM  
BTW, that dumbass private probably would've kicked my ass, but I don't go around getting into fights I know I'm going to lose.
 
2013-03-22 06:01:16 PM  

qsblues: waitaminnit ... people have a problem with this?  The kid was being a dick, and if he's being a dick, it's common sense social responsibility to beat the shiat out of them.


Yeah I need more info than what's given, there is usually three sides to a story your side, their side, and the truth.

Seems like Hugh may be backing up the dad though saying the kid was being the aggressor. Only a douche attacks their kid or their father, you don't force someone you love to make that choice.
 
2013-03-22 06:03:19 PM  

IAmRight: BTW, that dumbass private probably would've kicked my ass, but I don't go around getting into fights I know I'm going to lose.


Yes, we know you're a man who never tests his limitations.
 
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