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2013-03-22 08:37:57 AM
Lots of ads popping up there. (Firefox/blocker) If I yell "I already have Netflix" will they go away?
 
2013-03-22 08:38:03 AM
Fusion paranoia?

i199.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 08:38:31 AM

Harry Freakstorm: Lots of ads popping up there. (Firefox/blocker) If I yell "I already have Netflix" will they go away?


What ads?  Is this another one of your crazy theories?
 
2013-03-22 08:38:44 AM
It's gone be 1776 if yuh wanna come fer m'guns

Geez Louise it's gettin' pretty thick
 
2013-03-22 08:40:29 AM
"I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.
 
2013-03-22 08:43:12 AM
Let me just save you all a long read: Brendan Hunt is an insufferable coont.

Also, there's a lot of really farking demented people out there. "I believe this was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers" etc. Jesus christ, this is the bullshiat these people are coming up with?
 
2013-03-22 08:44:27 AM

Marcus Aurelius: "I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.


I read up to the word tactical in tfa and automatically clicked to close.  Apparently from years of farking my sub-conscience has formed auto derp countermeasures.
 
2013-03-22 08:44:48 AM
CSB:

In the early 80s I was part an elite bunch of surf fishermen called the Sandy Hookers at Sandy Hook National Seashore in dirty jersey.
/great times

//still have my cap
 
2013-03-22 08:45:42 AM
>"Lot's of Sandy Hook truthers are not not giving up."

Because websites desperate for hits keep publishing their delusional views?
 
2013-03-22 08:46:35 AM

xxmedium: >"Lot's of Sandy Hook truthers are not not giving up."

Because websites desperate for hits keep publishing their delusional views?


Crap. One too many "nots".
 
2013-03-22 08:46:56 AM
Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
usahitman.com

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?
 
2013-03-22 08:46:58 AM

thecpt: Marcus Aurelius: "I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.

I read up to the word tactical in tfa and automatically clicked to close.  Apparently from years of farking my sub-conscience has formed auto derp countermeasures.


When it's legitimate, you can, your mind has ways of just sort of shutting that whole thing down.
 
2013-03-22 08:48:27 AM
Which is easier to believe.

1)  A mentally ill man went crazy at a school and shot many children.
2)  A government conspiracy was put together to kill children so the government could take our guns.

Do you attribute the evil and hate to a single person, or a group of people?  What I find inconceivable is that anyone could believe that such an act could be pulled off without a single leak.  Someone spilling the details on FB or Twitter.  Hell sitting down with a reporter somewhere.  The more people who know and are involved in a plan, the less chance there is to keep it secret.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:49 AM
TFA: "...and a movie about the Illuminati."That guy flashed his official crazy credentials early and saved six minutes of my life. Thanks, crazy guy!
 
KIA
2013-03-22 08:52:25 AM
Actually, the lack of an official report has kind of been bugging me so I started digging around the other day.  I only found one mention by one official and they said it might be ready by June.  But it might not.

So... what is left to investigate at this point?  They got every subpoena they could possibly want last December.  It is almost April.  For a crime of this magnitude, one would think that there would be enough resources to get the report done in a month or two, not half a year later.  Sure there were 152 shots fired and 27 deaths.  Are they really doing ballistics on every single shot???

Or are all of the investigators out doing the talk show circuit and being dragged down to Washington by Feinstein every other week?  Is that the reason for the delay?
 
2013-03-22 08:53:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


Yeah...because her sisters don't look anything like her...and siblings never wear similar or exactly the same clothes.

Thank you for identifying yourself as one of the tards.
 
2013-03-22 08:53:51 AM
That guy isn't a truther or fusion paranoiac. He is an attention seeking asshole. Good luck finding Al Capone's stash someday, dick.
 
2013-03-22 08:53:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


That is Madeline Parker.  First picture (where she is in the middle) is in 2010 when she was 2, second in 2012 when she was 4 and wearing the same dress Emilie did when she was 4 (poor Emilie was 6 when she was murdered).   Or do you think parents never hand down clothes from child to child?
 
2013-03-22 08:54:15 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


I LOL'd.
 
2013-03-22 08:54:52 AM
FTFA: At the Masonic Lodge, which is - of course - involved in their theory, they find an ominous sign: A Masonic "G" written on the pavement.

Dum dum DUUUUM
 
2013-03-22 08:54:53 AM

Marcus Aurelius: "I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.


I just want to believe the government. All the time. And the media. Definitely the media. I makes me feel... safe.
 
KIA
2013-03-22 08:54:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:


You did notice that there were three blonde sisters with strong family resemblance in the first picture and only two blonde sisters with the same resemblance in the second picture, right?
 
2013-03-22 08:55:13 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


That's her sister, asshole.
 
2013-03-22 08:56:22 AM
worstprofessorever.comWhat an incredible waste of time...
 
2013-03-22 08:57:21 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


You're a true scumbag for posting that picture and acting like the poor little girl is not a victim here but a pawn in some anti-gun conspiracy:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/newtown.asp  (just search "obama" on the page and read that paragraph).

TL/DL: IT'S HER GRIEVING SISTER HUGGING OBAMA WEARING A SIMILAR DRESS.

Alternatively: Do you really think in a conspiracy of this magnitude and evilness that it wouldn't occur to the family that their supposedly-dead daughter maybe shouldn't show up on TV?
 
2013-03-22 08:58:31 AM

KIA: Actually, the lack of an official report has kind of been bugging me so I started digging around the other day.  I only found one mention by one official and they said it might be ready by June.  But it might not.

So... what is left to investigate at this point?  They got every subpoena they could possibly want last December.  It is almost April.  For a crime of this magnitude, one would think that there would be enough resources to get the report done in a month or two, not half a year later.  Sure there were 152 shots fired and 27 deaths.  Are they really doing ballistics on every single shot???

Or are all of the investigators out doing the talk show circuit and being dragged down to Washington by Feinstein every other week?  Is that the reason for the delay?


Could it be that it's a dead subject?
 
2013-03-22 08:58:42 AM
AverageAmericanGuy:

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


Oh sure.
Next you'll tell us 9/11 was an inside job and the buildings were laced with demolition charges.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:01 AM

dukeblue219: AverageAmericanGuy: But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?

You're a true scumbag for posting that picture and acting like the poor little girl is not a victim here but a pawn in some anti-gun conspiracy:  http://www.snopes.com/politics/guns/newtown.asp  (just search "obama" on the page and read that paragraph).

TL/DL: IT'S HER GRIEVING SISTER HUGGING OBAMA WEARING A SIMILAR DRESS.

Alternatively: Do you really think in a conspiracy of this magnitude and evilness that it wouldn't occur to the family that their supposedly-dead daughter maybe shouldn't show up on TV?


Quiet, guys, I want to potato more derp about the truth hurrrrr.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:02 AM

Solid State Vittles: That guy isn't a truther or fusion paranoiac. He is an attention seeking asshole. Good luck finding Al Capone's stash someday, with your new job at breitbart.com, dick.


predicting the future, one thread at a time.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:17 AM

EVERYBODY PANIC: Marcus Aurelius: "I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.

I just want to believe the government. All the time. And the media. Definitely the media. I makes me feel... safe.


I'd rather believe that the government executed a Brilliant Plan to gun down schoolchildren so they could take my guns and thus hand America over to the Illuminati. That sounds much more plausible.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:21 AM
As much as I want to say the truthers on this are wrong, much like the 9-11 truthers, it is hard to ignore that the anti-gun people used Sandy Hook as a rally call for their cause.  Maybe less about a government conspiracy and more like anti-gun assholes used a tragedy where kids died to push their own agenda.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:37 AM

KIA: Are they really doing ballistics on every single shot???


Yes, they also do ballistics testing to get a total and completely accurate account of what happened so to examine and possibly make future changes to security, response, etc...

Police and public servants doing their job, those farking assholes right?
 
2013-03-22 08:59:39 AM
if you watch anything the MSM repaorts on you should be a truther of some level

/unless of course they are telling you exactly what you want to hear.
 
2013-03-22 08:59:42 AM
Jesu, can we just end these idiots?
they're never going to cure a disease or anything
and they're CLEARLY oxygen thieves
 
2013-03-22 09:00:22 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


There is no date stamp on either one of your pictures.  They could have been taken at any time.  Isn't someone supposed to be holding up a newspaper or something?
 
2013-03-22 09:01:29 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:
[usahitman.com image 723x909]

Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


You do know that you're exploiting a murdered girl in your feeble attempt to make the government look bad, right?

Do you think that makes you a good or decent human being?

If you are troubled on this, I will help you by telling you that no, it does not make you a good human being.  You should probably get some professional help.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:03 AM
I'm not a conspiracy theorist, but am also not naive enough to think that the government cares about us soooo much that they would  never, ever consider feeding a few thousand of us into the grinder to push an agenda.
We are  the problem as far as the government is concerned.  They care about us like we care about shower scum.

Do I think they would pull off a Sandy Hook, or 9/11 if they could?  Absolutely.
The problem is that they are too damn stupid to do it.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:34 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:


Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?


10/10

Best troll I've seen in a long time.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:37 AM
It's called apophenia.  And just because someone has acted in Shakespeare and independent movies doesn't mean they're not barking mad.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:43 AM
AverageAmericanGuy

Dayum, I didn't expect so many bites. Good show!
 
2013-03-22 09:02:53 AM

Great Janitor: As much as I want to say the truthers on this are wrong, much like the 9-11 truthers, it is hard to ignore that the anti-gun people used Sandy Hook as a rally call for their cause.  Maybe less about a government conspiracy and more like anti-gun assholes used a tragedy where kids died to push their own agenda.


Similarly pro-gun assholes used it to push their own agenda. Maybe the NRA did it to further the sale of guns to teachers, right?
 
2013-03-22 09:03:17 AM
Social scientists have used the term "fusion paranoia" to describe the merging of the radical left and right into a common concern about the government and centralized power to a point where they are almost indistinguishable on many issues.

ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com

Whatever happened to 'crazy'?
 
2013-03-22 09:03:39 AM

Great Janitor: As much as I want to say the truthers on this are wrong, much like the 9-11 truthers, it is hard to ignore that the anti-gun people used Sandy Hook as a rally call for their cause.  Maybe less about a government conspiracy and more like anti-gun assholes used a tragedy where kids died to push their own agenda.


Go eff yourself, gun nut.
 
2013-03-22 09:04:39 AM
Sorry, but he way the world is now. They should show the bodies of the kids to an independent group from outside the US to verify.
 
2013-03-22 09:04:40 AM

LordJiro: EVERYBODY PANIC: Marcus Aurelius: "I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going,"

This just goes to show that some people will believe anything.

I just want to believe the government. All the time. And the media. Definitely the media. I makes me feel... safe.

I'd rather believe that the government executed a Brilliant Plan to gun down schoolchildren so they could take my guns and thus hand America over to the Illuminati. That sounds much more plausible.


I'm right there with you. Glad to not be alone in these trying times.
 
2013-03-22 09:04:47 AM

Great Janitor: As much as I want to say the truthers on this are wrong, much like the 9-11 truthers, it is hard to ignore that the anti-gun people used Sandy Hook as a rally call for their cause.  Maybe less about a government conspiracy and more like anti-gun assholes used a tragedy where kids died to push their own agenda.


How can you complain about that, when the gun nuts push their agenda every time someone doesn't die?
 
2013-03-22 09:05:01 AM
"I believe that this event was pulled off by a group of tactical police officers of some kind, working as a unit, and that they didn't complete their job in time, before the local police showed up and busted up whatever operation they had going," he says in another video.

Teach the controversy!
 
2013-03-22 09:05:16 AM

Great Janitor: As much as I want to say the truthers on this are wrong, much like the 9-11 truthers, it is hard to ignore that the anti-gun people used Sandy Hook as a rally call for their cause.  Maybe less about a government conspiracy and more like anti-gun assholes used a tragedy where kids died to push their own agenda.


And the pro-gun nuts and gun manufacturers (both known as 'the NRA') used it both as a recruiting drive and an attempt to sell enough guns to arm every teacher in the country.
 
2013-03-22 09:05:27 AM

EvilVanMan: AverageAmericanGuy: Girl dies in Sandy Hook attack and meets Obama days later:


Sandy Hook father jovially approaches microphone, is coached in what to say, and delivers tearful speech;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcNCurZDjr0

But sure, why not just swallow the government's "official" version of the events that day?

10/10

Best troll I've seen in a long time.


agreed.
 
2013-03-22 09:05:43 AM

BizarreMan: Which is easier to believe.

1)  A mentally ill man went crazy at a school and shot many children.
2)  A government conspiracy was put together to kill children so the government could take our guns.

Do you attribute the evil and hate to a single person, or a group of people?  What I find inconceivable is that anyone could believe that such an act could be pulled off without a single leak.  Someone spilling the details on FB or Twitter.  Hell sitting down with a reporter somewhere.  The more people who know and are involved in a plan, the less chance there is to keep it secret.


Evil and hate? You said he was mentally ill. You're contradicting the "official" story.
 
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