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(WAFB Baton Rouge)   From our Department of Questionable Homeowner Decisions: "While cleaning up, she saw snake, threw gasoline on the snake, lit the snake on fire"   (wafb.com) divider line 65
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2013-03-21 11:49:23 PM
Is she related to David Eddings?
 
2013-03-22 12:12:17 AM
So, you're saying setting my house on fire to solve a problem is a bad idea? Hmmm... I'll have to contact my insurance agent about this.
 
2013-03-22 12:16:34 AM

NewportBarGuy: So, you're saying setting my house on fire to solve a problem is a bad idea? Hmmm... I'll have to contact my insurance agent about this.


If your problem is that your house is not currently on fire and/or burned to the ground, setting your house on fire will solve that easily.

If that is not your problem, I'd suggest alternate courses of action.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:38 AM
She saw snake
Gas in face
Burned whole place
 
2013-03-22 12:27:35 AM
I'm puzzled as to what sort of mental process it takes to think that lighting a snake on fire with gasoline is a good idea in the first place. I mean... I'm trying to imagine it, but I can't do it.
So I'll pour a shot of bourbon with this next beer and try again.
At some point, I'm sure it will begin to make sense.
I think.
 
2013-03-22 12:31:03 AM
She saw a snake
Lit it afire she did
Now she has no home
 
2013-03-22 12:56:37 AM

CaptSacto: I'm puzzled as to what sort of mental process it takes to think that lighting a snake on fire with gasoline is a good idea in the first place. I mean... I'm trying to imagine it, but I can't do it.
So I'll pour a shot of bourbon with this next beer and try again.
At some point, I'm sure it will begin to make sense.
I think.


True, I mean, eventually the snake will probably die, but in the meantime instead of having a snake in your yard that probably doesn't have a fark to give about you, you now have a flaming snake that is very angry at you.
 
2013-03-22 01:31:33 AM

NewportBarGuy: So, you're saying setting my house on fire to solve a problem is a bad idea? Hmmm... I'll have to contact my insurance agent about this.


If you love some building why not set them on fire?
 
2013-03-22 01:37:47 AM

jaylectricity: NewportBarGuy: So, you're saying setting my house on fire to solve a problem is a bad idea? Hmmm... I'll have to contact my insurance agent about this.

If you love some building why not set them on fire?


♫  If you love some buil-ding, set them afire... ♫
♫  fire, fire, set them afire
 
2013-03-22 01:45:20 AM

CaptSacto: jaylectricity: NewportBarGuy: So, you're saying setting my house on fire to solve a problem is a bad idea? Hmmm... I'll have to contact my insurance agent about this.

If you love some building why not set them on fire?

♫  If you love some buil-ding, set them afire... ♫
♫  fire, fire, set them afire ♫


Great song, I love this version:   clicky
Actually, that is probably one of my overall favorite Sting albums
 
2013-03-22 02:46:55 AM
It was obviously trying to sneak up behind her and steal all of her beer.
 
2013-03-22 02:50:32 AM
Why did it have to be snakes?
 
2013-03-22 02:50:54 AM
Was "leave the snake alone" not even considered as an option?
 
2013-03-22 02:54:27 AM
Snake possibly burns down home

No, TFA. No it doesn't. Dumbass who lit a (probably harmless) snake on fire burned down home.
 
2013-03-22 02:54:59 AM
Snake fighting, it's very scary fighting. So is very popular
 
2013-03-22 02:58:27 AM
Well, it works for bees...
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-22 02:59:38 AM
revenge of the krispy kritter. i have come to avenge the death of my brother.
 
2013-03-22 03:00:59 AM
Haven't clicked on the link yet, but the thought of a snake on fire crawling under a house and torching it made me laugh.  Sounds like a scene from a screwball comedy.

/click
 
2013-03-22 03:01:41 AM

DiRF: Well, it works for bees...


Bees, or toddlers??
 
2013-03-22 03:05:59 AM
It's just a snake!  It was probably just trying to rid her home of mice.
Poor thing :(
 
2013-03-22 03:06:13 AM
If only Rikki Tikki Tavi was there. This never would have happened.
 
2013-03-22 03:09:12 AM
I laugh at her because it was a snake. Haha. But if it were that evil wall clock spider demon? Cleansing the house by fire would be the only rational choice.
 
2013-03-22 03:14:24 AM
"Don't hurt meeeeeeee...!"
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 03:16:12 AM
But I'd been assured repeatedly on Fark to kill it with fire. And now this happens!
 
2013-03-22 03:19:41 AM

TuteTibiImperes: CaptSacto: I'm puzzled as to what sort of mental process it takes to think that lighting a snake on fire with gasoline is a good idea in the first place. I mean... I'm trying to imagine it, but I can't do it.
So I'll pour a shot of bourbon with this next beer and try again.
At some point, I'm sure it will begin to make sense.
I think.

True, I mean, eventually the snake will probably die, but in the meantime instead of having a snake in your yard that probably doesn't have a fark to give about you, you now have a flaming snake that is very angry at you.


She was inspired by The Lord, who saw the evil in her heart and punished her in His richly ironic way.

I don't believe this was the first animal she tortured.
 
2013-03-22 03:20:50 AM

Corn_Fed: But I'd been assured repeatedly on Fark to kill it with fire. And now this happens!


I know.  She spoiled the joke for me.

/like snakes :-(
 
2013-03-22 03:21:00 AM
It can be hugs teim now plees?
www.pawsforwildlife.co.uk
 
2013-03-22 03:21:36 AM
Late at night is when they come out
Baby snakes
Sure you know what Im talkin about
 
2013-03-22 03:21:45 AM

Gawdzila: "Don't hurt meeeeeeee...!"
[25.media.tumblr.com image 319x400]


Looks like a baby hognose.
 
2013-03-22 03:26:29 AM
i've several times used firey gasoline to kill ants, but a snake? assuming she didn't have the gas right there, she would have had to see the snake, run to the garage for the gas, find some fire, and run back out and find the snake again. somewhere in the middle of that process she would have been inside with the door closed.

bath salts.

snake safety should be taught in elementary school. in texas (as she was), coral snake, rattlesnake, and water moccasin = bad. snake you find in your yard, probably not bad. if you really must kill a snake that's not a rattler, use a shovel. if you must kill a rattler, run over it with your car but slam on your brakes right before you hit it, so as to smear it. if you just run over it it will get mad and maybe strike your tire if it can. or you can simply back away slowly.

again, bath salts. there probably was no snake, except for the hundred the lady saw crawling around everywhere.
 
2013-03-22 03:28:03 AM
"While cleaning up she saw snake....."

www.8bitlevel.com
 
2013-03-22 03:30:14 AM
She asped for it.
 
2013-03-22 03:48:37 AM
Killing a snake is grand

Buying a new house is 200 grand
 
2013-03-22 03:49:28 AM
TuteTibiImperes: 
True, I mean, eventually the snake will probably die, but in the meantime instead of having a snake in your yard that probably doesn't have a fark to give about you, you now have a flaming snake that is very angry at you.

Only if the snake can figure out that it was you who set it on fire.

I think it's more likely that the snake will just consider it an act of god, and go be depressed about how it must have sinned.
 
2013-03-22 03:51:25 AM
I hope she gets charged with animal cruelty and arson. Also, her insurance company should send her a check for $0.01 in a COD envelope.
 
2013-03-22 03:55:53 AM
Karma's a b*tch, b*tch.
 
2013-03-22 04:02:12 AM

the801: i've several times used firey gasoline to kill ants, but a snake? assuming she didn't have the gas right there, she would have had to see the snake, run to the garage for the gas, find some fire, and run back out and find the snake again. somewhere in the middle of that process she would have been inside with the door closed.

bath salts.

snake safety should be taught in elementary school. in texas (as she was), coral snake, rattlesnake, and water moccasin = bad. snake you find in your yard, probably not bad. if you really must kill a snake that's not a rattler, use a shovel. if you must kill a rattler, run over it with your car but slam on your brakes right before you hit it, so as to smear it. if you just run over it it will get mad and maybe strike your tire if it can. or you can simply back away slowly.

again, bath salts. there probably was no snake, except for the hundred the lady saw crawling around everywhere.


Did that one time to a water moccasin. Didn't see anything in the mirror as I drove away, figured it made it off the road. Found it two weeks later from the smell. It was wrapped up around my front left shock / spring.
 
2013-03-22 04:04:26 AM
Come on baby light my snake
Come on baby light my snake
Then my snake will set your house on....
FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEE!
 
2013-03-22 04:16:29 AM

monty666: Come on baby light my snake
Come on baby light my snake
Then my snake will set your house on....
FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEE!


Ride the snake.
 
2013-03-22 04:30:31 AM
Lady needs to go visit a park and find out how docile and helpful snakes are. My brother had one as a pet when we were kids, and we used to go catch garter snakes and such. I don't think I've ever been bitten by one. My local park when we were kids had various education programs, in one of which they handed around a snake (corn snake, I think). They are very easy-going, as long as you don't get up in their face. Even the venemous ones.

Interesting how the article puts it - "Snake possibly burns down home". Must have been a hell of a talented snake.
 
2013-03-22 05:15:00 AM

LordJiro: Snake possibly burns down home

No, TFA. No it doesn't. Dumbass who lit a (probably harmless) snake on fire burned down home.


Then what happened....

/ hint: snake, although flaming though no fault of its own, burns down house.
 
2013-03-22 05:48:09 AM

farkingismybusiness: monty666: Come on baby light my snake
Come on baby light my snake
Then my snake will set your house on....
FIIIIIIRRRRRRREEEEE!

Ride the snake.


Nice...my all-time favorite SNL skit. Carrey was masterful in that episode. His Jimmy Stewart impression was amazing too.
 
2013-03-22 05:50:10 AM

gravebayne2: "While cleaning up she saw snake....."

[www.8bitlevel.com image 850x481]


images4.wikia.nocookie.net

I thought The Fury was a dude, though...
 
2013-03-22 06:21:21 AM
Snake possibly burns down home?img11.imageshack.usNope. It was the BUTTERFLY.Nobody suspects the BUTTERFLY.
 
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2013-03-22 08:07:21 AM
should have used a board with a nail in it.

LOOK OUT!!!!!
 
2013-03-22 08:11:53 AM
She lost the chance to turn the snake into a hat.  What was she thinking?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 08:32:59 AM
Some people get deeply irrational about snakes. I remember my ex-wife calling me at work one day:


"THERE'S A HUGE SNAKE OUTSIDE!!!"

Woman was ready to get out the shotgun. I had to talk her down, because she was all set to take buckshot to  a three-foot, black snake, who was just sunning himself on the little square of bricks at the bottom of our porch steps. . . And I didn't convince her on the merits of the snake, I convinced her on that knowing her luck, some of the shot would ricochet back at her.
 
2013-03-22 08:36:44 AM
Includes picture of what home possibly burning down looks like.
 
2013-03-22 08:48:58 AM
i heard this joke years ago, but it was a mouse.
and it was under the house
now really believing this,so i say

FAKE OR LIAR!
 
2013-03-22 08:54:22 AM
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