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2013-03-22 05:08:30 AM  
13 votes:
img27.imageshack.us
2013-03-21 10:38:58 PM  
12 votes:
She should have picked Chris Brown.  He might literally have done that.
2013-03-22 09:50:17 AM  
10 votes:
Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.
2013-03-22 08:44:28 AM  
10 votes:
i.imgur.com

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.
2013-03-22 07:13:41 AM  
8 votes:

Tyrone Slothrop: RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...

That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.


Apparently, the one she wants has 3.
mhd
2013-03-22 04:57:24 AM  
8 votes:
i.imgur.com
"There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory."
2013-03-22 02:42:59 PM  
7 votes:

jdmac: [wwp.greenwichmeantime.com image 419x329]
R.I.P. Virginia


wwp.greenwichmeantime.com

oi45.tinypic.com
2013-03-21 10:56:45 PM  
6 votes:
I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.
2013-03-22 10:21:09 AM  
5 votes:

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Many drakes knew it was like to be roasted in the vagina of a Slore that day, I can tell you!
2013-03-22 10:03:18 AM  
5 votes:

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Did the McKetrick supplicants choose that form for her?
moviesmedia.ign.com
2013-03-22 04:49:57 AM  
5 votes:
From the comments:

"I want to murder Justin Beiber's vagina."
2013-03-21 11:24:01 PM  
5 votes:
Gotta love the Drake.
2013-03-23 08:42:11 AM  
4 votes:

Okoboji: Uh, what the hell is the deal with the cheek piercings?


If she doesn't want to swallow, she can be a sprinkler.
2013-03-22 09:32:05 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-03-22 02:59:19 PM  
4 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-22 09:17:44 AM  
4 votes:
www.reformation.org
 "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
2013-03-22 07:55:46 AM  
4 votes:
YOGYVMO.
2013-03-22 06:06:08 AM  
4 votes:
When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.
2013-03-22 05:40:21 AM  
4 votes:
Josh gets left out again.
2013-03-22 04:38:36 AM  
4 votes:
DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!
2013-03-22 12:02:06 AM  
4 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.
2013-03-22 01:23:34 PM  
3 votes:
i2.listal.com
Meanwhile, Oprah's Vajayjay will murder Drake if given the chance.
2013-03-22 12:48:59 PM  
3 votes:
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
R.I.P. Virginia
2013-03-22 11:30:21 AM  
3 votes:
vladimirwaller.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-22 10:20:06 AM  
3 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-22 10:06:06 AM  
3 votes:
Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.
2013-03-22 08:51:46 AM  
3 votes:

Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.


Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.

Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.

So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.


I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.


I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

2013-03-22 08:29:47 AM  
3 votes:

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


imgs.xkcd.com
2013-03-22 08:19:41 AM  
3 votes:
She could be referring to her old co-star, Drake Bell.

28.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-22 08:09:07 AM  
3 votes:
I want Drake to break into my house in the middle of the day so the ADT alarm will scare him off.
2013-03-22 05:47:16 AM  
3 votes:

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


media.avclub.com

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table
2013-03-22 05:39:23 AM  
3 votes:

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


Colonel Mustard-like typing detected.
2013-03-22 05:33:01 AM  
3 votes:
In the library, with the candlestick?
2013-03-22 10:57:21 PM  
2 votes:

95BV5: Don't bother. Like a dead fish in the sack.


Was it filmed after the suicide?
2013-03-22 06:27:22 PM  
2 votes:

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"Because you're an idiot."
2013-03-22 02:31:43 PM  
2 votes:

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I thought she took it black.
2013-03-22 11:59:39 AM  
2 votes:

Nick Spiceyweiner: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

I know right, there was a time when I would have given a testicle for one night with that girl, now....


Yeah she looks a bit rough now. But I'd still be willing to give up one of your testicles for a night with her.
Now stand still.
2013-03-22 10:12:06 AM  
2 votes:
good...let the self-loathing flow through you
2013-03-22 09:54:09 AM  
2 votes:

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Ouch! That was poorly twat out!
2013-03-22 09:32:03 AM  
2 votes:

loki see loki do: Who the fark is Drake?


Another girl Chris Brown beat up.
2013-03-22 08:51:16 AM  
2 votes:

Rocknutts: Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.


i1168.photobucket.com

Eeeeeexcellent.....
2013-03-22 07:49:07 AM  
2 votes:
Amanda... Please
2013-03-22 07:16:00 AM  
2 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah
2013-03-22 07:09:25 AM  
2 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.
2013-03-22 06:52:30 AM  
2 votes:
Those studs in her cheeks make me think the Cybermen took her over or something.
2013-03-22 06:10:22 AM  
2 votes:
img10.imageshack.us
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?
2013-03-22 06:07:53 AM  
2 votes:
Probably need to use the economy pack...

www.drakesdevildogs.com
2013-03-22 06:05:23 AM  
2 votes:
It's going to be pled out as justifiable homicide.
2013-03-22 05:42:33 AM  
2 votes:

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


static.neatorama.com
2013-03-22 05:12:13 AM  
2 votes:
Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
2013-03-22 04:53:39 AM  
2 votes:
It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.
2013-03-22 04:45:07 AM  
2 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
She has some competition on the crazy train.
2013-03-21 11:02:37 PM  
2 votes:
Not sure if fap.
2013-03-23 05:06:07 PM  
1 votes:
Couldn't we just have Drake murder her? Vagina and all?
2013-03-22 11:34:22 PM  
1 votes:

cman: Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?


Uhh...bonjour?

columbianewsservice.com


/I'd murder that blond girl's vagina
2013-03-22 09:41:52 PM  
1 votes:
douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?
2013-03-22 05:47:33 PM  
1 votes:
gunga galunga:

I was a victim, too. At least my wife was. She had friends who were...SOCIALISTS. *sob*
2013-03-22 04:59:13 PM  
1 votes:
Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.
2013-03-22 03:24:44 PM  
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Coffee, meet keyboard.
2013-03-22 02:54:56 PM  
1 votes:
s3.postimg.org
2013-03-22 02:51:22 PM  
1 votes:
I would think, given how far she's fallen, she might be more along the lines of an acceptable firing range for Jimmy J.J. Walker's artillery.  Besides, he packs some explosive material.

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
2013-03-22 02:27:53 PM  
1 votes:
Then again, if this approach works, I want Sofia Vergara to murder my dick.
2013-03-22 01:28:20 PM  
1 votes:

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?
2013-03-22 01:06:26 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Daddy issues, quite possibly the greatest source of entertainment getting some in history.



/ftfy
2013-03-22 12:39:24 PM  
1 votes:
Because Drake is tough and from the mean streets of Forest Hill YOLO!
2013-03-22 12:24:51 PM  
1 votes:
I'm in favor of saving the vagina and sacrificing the rest.
2013-03-22 12:23:19 PM  
1 votes:
WTF drug do you have to be on that this is how your life goes downhill so fast and you get on the Twitters to suggest that you get your rocks off? Is this meth? I thought head shaving Britney with the umbrella was meth, but I am confused about this, so maybe this is meth?
2013-03-22 11:46:44 AM  
1 votes:

UFIA4U: What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.


That sounds like something powerless, jilted white men say in order to make themselves seem like they have some sort of control over something.
2013-03-22 11:34:10 AM  
1 votes:
Note to self:  Don't GIS "Murdered Vagina"

even more so while eating hot dogs
2013-03-22 11:28:55 AM  
1 votes:
Oh. My. God. That is THE MOST romantic thing I've ever read! :O
2013-03-22 11:09:19 AM  
1 votes:
Which one?

cdn.media.soapnet.com
2013-03-22 10:54:02 AM  
1 votes:

Tommy Moo: Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.


You not getting any either, eh?
2013-03-22 10:53:07 AM  
1 votes:

Lee's_Austin: YOGYVMO.


I hate that I could read it, but I loved laughing at it
2013-03-22 10:16:42 AM  
1 votes:

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.



laughing
2013-03-22 09:56:52 AM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-22 09:33:28 AM  
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah

No one could be illah.


Ayo this ya boy Clown Hands aka da Iron Fist of Fandago aka Juicy Wallets aka Consonant Vowels yamean Young Garnier Fructis be makin Amanda's panties soaked wit da knawladge of the Seven Pharohs but dude so soft I dipped him in my morning coffee ya heard? Dude straight up dissolved on some powdered sugar and shiat, nahmean?
2013-03-22 09:31:42 AM  
1 votes:
i1.ytimg.com

That's your big boy.
2013-03-22 08:56:07 AM  
1 votes:
camelot.allakhazam.com

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.
2013-03-22 08:43:55 AM  
1 votes:
G-d D@mmit, I hate it when a subby misuses quotation marks in the headlines.  If you are going to put words in someone's mouth just to have a snarky headline, don't use quote marks.

/goes to RTFA
//dafuq, head asplosion
2013-03-22 08:35:41 AM  
1 votes:
VOLO.  Vagina Only Lives Once?
2013-03-22 08:25:34 AM  
1 votes:

digitalrain: I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC



Snake?....Snake?....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
2013-03-22 08:13:44 AM  
1 votes:

gunga galunga: RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table

Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread


Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
2013-03-22 08:05:39 AM  
1 votes:
Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.
2013-03-22 07:56:15 AM  
1 votes:
"Vagina Murderer" needs to be on a t-shirt.
2013-03-22 07:24:06 AM  
1 votes:

Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah


No one could be illah.
2013-03-22 06:51:17 AM  
1 votes:
I.ll murder that vagina for 500 Alex.
2013-03-22 06:41:38 AM  
1 votes:

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.

Why should we even know?

moel: I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity


Sounds about right.
2013-03-22 06:27:47 AM  
1 votes:
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net

/SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST
2013-03-22 05:41:06 AM  
1 votes:
gatherer.wizards.com

Or maybe she plays a red deck...
2013-03-22 05:39:19 AM  
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com

She must really want a membership to Ducks Unlimited...
2013-03-22 05:37:02 AM  
1 votes:

gadian: I don't even know what that means.


I don't even know who these people are.
2013-03-22 05:22:59 AM  
1 votes:
I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)
2013-03-22 05:22:37 AM  
1 votes:
I don't know what a drake is but I would gladly kill a biatch or two for a shot at that vag
2013-03-22 05:09:00 AM  
1 votes:
I'm sure Drake would love Amanda Bynes Hugandkiss.
2013-03-22 04:56:46 AM  
1 votes:
I don't even know what that means.
2013-03-22 04:52:12 AM  
1 votes:
I know of Amanda Bynes but don't know wtf a Drake is.
I want Juno Temple to ride me like a pogo stick but I suspect no one gives a shiat about that, either.
2013-03-22 04:51:39 AM  
1 votes:
Alas, for days gone by.

gossipteen.com
2013-03-22 04:46:42 AM  
1 votes:
Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.
2013-03-22 04:39:37 AM  
1 votes:
Anybody remember when she was Penny who was in love with the black kid (Seaweed) in Hairspray? Yeah, they probably did the horizontal tango off-camera. And once you go ocean-borne vegetation, you'll sink to the lowest depths.

/Just came up with that off the top of my head
2013-03-22 12:30:48 AM  
1 votes:
who said what to who now?
2013-03-22 12:18:39 AM  
1 votes:
From what I've heard... that thing's already been murdered.
2013-03-21 11:22:13 PM  
1 votes:
Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?
2013-03-21 10:36:30 PM  
1 votes:
Well, that happened.
 
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