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2013-03-22 05:11:53 AM
5 votes:
Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.
mhd
2013-03-22 04:57:24 AM
5 votes:
i.imgur.com
"There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory."
2013-03-22 06:27:22 PM
3 votes:

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"Because you're an idiot."
2013-03-22 08:44:28 AM
3 votes:
i.imgur.com

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.
2013-03-22 05:08:30 AM
3 votes:
img27.imageshack.us
2013-03-21 10:36:30 PM
3 votes:
Well, that happened.
2013-03-22 10:06:06 AM
2 votes:
Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.
2013-03-22 09:50:17 AM
2 votes:
Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.
2013-03-22 09:42:34 AM
2 votes:
Too many words, not enough pictures.

forums.s3x.com

yeeeah.com

www.superphotospace.com
2013-03-22 08:51:46 AM
2 votes:

Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.


Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.

Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.

So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.


I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.


I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

2013-03-22 07:38:56 AM
2 votes:
She really needs to get with 'accidentally' releasing a sex tape before it's too late.
2013-03-22 06:24:32 AM
2 votes:
I'd be willing to murder her vagina.
2013-03-22 06:23:35 AM
2 votes:

Martian_Astronomer: When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.


This x a million.
2013-03-22 06:20:38 AM
2 votes:
1 - that's not an article, that's a twit ad.
2 - who's Drake
3 - If he won't I will
2013-03-22 06:16:10 AM
2 votes:

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Billiard tables are not fun to do it on.  That slate is hard as concrete.
2013-03-22 05:41:06 AM
2 votes:
gatherer.wizards.com

Or maybe she plays a red deck...
2013-03-22 05:40:21 AM
2 votes:
Josh gets left out again.
2013-03-22 05:12:13 AM
2 votes:
Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
2013-03-22 04:54:55 AM
2 votes:
There is no one I resented more growing up (in pop culture) than Amanda Bynes. She's a scapegoat in my mind, deservedly or not, for the decline of programming on Nickelodeon.
2013-03-22 04:51:39 AM
2 votes:
Alas, for days gone by.

gossipteen.com
2013-03-22 04:38:36 AM
2 votes:
DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!
2013-03-21 10:56:45 PM
2 votes:
I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.
2013-03-21 10:38:58 PM
2 votes:
She should have picked Chris Brown.  He might literally have done that.
2013-03-22 09:42:55 PM
1 votes:

douchebag/hater: thamike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."

Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down.  On the other hand Mischa Barton managed to semi-straighten out herself so maybe Bynes can too. But I doubt it.

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?


The only thing that's a cry for help are her attention whore ways. So she likes black men, not an issue.
2013-03-22 06:12:10 PM
1 votes:

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.


When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.
2013-03-22 04:29:41 PM
1 votes:

eggrolls: If you follow the Drake Equation to it's logical conclusion, you get a fraction so infinitesimally small that it might as well be zero.

So we don't exist, either.


www.american-buddha.com

Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds. So if every planet in the universe has a population of zero, then the entire population of the universe must also be zero, and any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
2013-03-22 02:42:59 PM
1 votes:

jdmac: [wwp.greenwichmeantime.com image 419x329]
R.I.P. Virginia


wwp.greenwichmeantime.com

oi45.tinypic.com
2013-03-22 01:32:25 PM
1 votes:

Nidiot: feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?

I had to Google them, it didn't help explain the murder her vagina bit though. Stupid, vapid, useless person makes stupid vapid, useless, comment in an attempt to be interesting perhaps.


Translation: she wants him to give it to her rough
2013-03-22 01:23:34 PM
1 votes:
i2.listal.com
Meanwhile, Oprah's Vajayjay will murder Drake if given the chance.
2013-03-22 12:50:46 PM
1 votes:

Person: Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.


For liking black guys?

(But yeah she's been saying for years she likes black guys and I only know this because of Fark.
Thanks Drew!)
2013-03-22 12:48:59 PM
1 votes:
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
R.I.P. Virginia
2013-03-22 11:46:44 AM
1 votes:

UFIA4U: What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.


That sounds like something powerless, jilted white men say in order to make themselves seem like they have some sort of control over something.
2013-03-22 11:24:22 AM
1 votes:
What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.
2013-03-22 11:09:19 AM
1 votes:
Which one?

cdn.media.soapnet.com
2013-03-22 10:14:25 AM
1 votes:
I don't know who these people are.
I don't know what the internet is.
I don't know how to use a keyboard.
2013-03-22 10:12:06 AM
1 votes:
good...let the self-loathing flow through you
2013-03-22 10:03:18 AM
1 votes:

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Did the McKetrick supplicants choose that form for her?
moviesmedia.ign.com
2013-03-22 09:32:03 AM
1 votes:

loki see loki do: Who the fark is Drake?


Another girl Chris Brown beat up.
2013-03-22 09:23:27 AM
1 votes:
over 120 posts in an amanda bynes thread. awesome.
2013-03-22 09:21:44 AM
1 votes:
I can't wait for her sex tape to come out. Bet she's a freak. She will probably set the gold standard for " celebrity" sex tapes.
2013-03-22 09:17:44 AM
1 votes:
www.reformation.org
 "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
2013-03-22 08:56:07 AM
1 votes:
camelot.allakhazam.com

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.
2013-03-22 08:28:46 AM
1 votes:
I see someone made a Frank Drake joke, so here's a pic of Amanda Bynes in a bikini:

scrapetv.com
2013-03-22 08:25:34 AM
1 votes:

digitalrain: I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC



Snake?....Snake?....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
2013-03-22 08:19:41 AM
1 votes:
She could be referring to her old co-star, Drake Bell.

28.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-22 08:06:00 AM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?



Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread
2013-03-22 07:55:46 AM
1 votes:
YOGYVMO.
2013-03-22 07:36:51 AM
1 votes:

RatMaster999: [gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]

Or maybe she plays a red deck...


Nah, drakes are mainly a Blue thing now; they've shifted the "color pie" around a lot in recent years.

And for those who can't be arsed to google Drake or read the rest of the thread, he's an untalented rapper and wannabe R&B singer. I caught his performance on SNL awhile back and frankly it was terrible. I think he might also be the one responsible for that "yolo" dreck, but don't quote me on that.
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 07:19:09 AM
1 votes:
"Are they paying attention?"
-- no response

"Wait, no one's paying attention??"
-- no response

"How can I get attention again?"
-- tweet
2013-03-22 07:16:00 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah
2013-03-22 07:09:25 AM
1 votes:
t1.gstatic.com
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.
2013-03-22 06:58:56 AM
1 votes:

dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]


Mother of FSM, that's a goddamn tragedy.
2013-03-22 06:52:30 AM
1 votes:
Those studs in her cheeks make me think the Cybermen took her over or something.
2013-03-22 06:51:17 AM
1 votes:
I.ll murder that vagina for 500 Alex.
2013-03-22 06:41:38 AM
1 votes:

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.

Why should we even know?

moel: I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity


Sounds about right.
2013-03-22 06:10:22 AM
1 votes:
img10.imageshack.us
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?
2013-03-22 06:06:08 AM
1 votes:
When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.
2013-03-22 05:55:18 AM
1 votes:

sendtodave: gadian: I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know who these people are.


Don't worry neither do I.....I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity
2013-03-22 05:47:16 AM
1 votes:

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


media.avclub.com

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table
2013-03-22 05:22:37 AM
1 votes:
I don't know what a drake is but I would gladly kill a biatch or two for a shot at that vag
2013-03-22 04:53:39 AM
1 votes:
It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.
2013-03-22 04:50:00 AM
1 votes:
Should I know who these people are?
2013-03-22 04:49:57 AM
1 votes:
From the comments:

"I want to murder Justin Beiber's vagina."
2013-03-22 04:48:31 AM
1 votes:

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.




I love that word.

Thank you Gary Gygax.
2013-03-22 12:30:48 AM
1 votes:
who said what to who now?
2013-03-21 11:24:01 PM
1 votes:
Gotta love the Drake.
2013-03-21 11:02:37 PM
1 votes:
Not sure if fap.
 
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