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2013-03-22 05:10:41 PM  

tillerman35: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?

Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-03-22 05:47:33 PM  
gunga galunga:

I was a victim, too. At least my wife was. She had friends who were...SOCIALISTS. *sob*
 
2013-03-22 06:12:10 PM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.


When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:25 PM  
Lets see -- drake is rich, talented (to the extent people are these days...) and seemingly well adjusted. He's a half jewish half black sweater wearing kid from Canada... He's got a clean clean image. Maybe to clean but its working like a charm for him. I heard he gets his sweaters as hand me downs from Steven Harper.

Why would he want to even associate with, much less bang the K-mart equivalent of Lindsey Lohan?

Im sure that guy can get quality puss with a raise of his eyebrow. Good puss. Puss that hasn't already been tossed like an over  dressed cesar salad. Puss that wont leave cocaine smudges on every glass surface in your house. Puss that will keep its dirty whore mouth shut about it after.

I remember i had a huge thing for her back when she was 16... i was 17 so it was fine. Then as time passes the cute nubile teenage you lusted after in your youth turns into a giant tramp. Its like going back to your small town and seeing that cute girl from high school strung out in the walmart with too many kids.
 
2013-03-22 06:18:38 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.

I love that word.

Thank you Gary Gygax.

==========================

You mean the Hardy boys right? They used to go spelunking with Chet all the time ;)
 
2013-03-22 06:27:22 PM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"Because you're an idiot."
 
2013-03-22 08:29:58 PM  

thamike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."


Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down.  On the other hand Mischa Barton managed to semi-straighten out herself so maybe Bynes can too. But I doubt it.

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?
 
2013-03-22 08:34:46 PM  

douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down


So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2013-03-22 08:35:00 PM  
Recall when you wanted to hit it with Amanda Bynes? Yeah, it's been a long time.
 
2013-03-22 09:11:14 PM  

jaytkay: douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down

So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.


It's reasonable position. Too bad is was expressed in such crude/attention whore way. Sounds like cry for help to me. I really hope he won't end up on the street. Or worse
 
2013-03-22 09:15:02 PM  
Face piercings on chicks = Neck tattoos on dudes
 
2013-03-22 09:32:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 09:32:08 PM  

LewDux: jaytkay: douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down

So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.

It's reasonable position. Too bad is was expressed in such crude/attention whore way. Sounds like cry for help to me. I really hope he won't end up on the street. Or worse


Bothered by her desire for sex with a black? Why would that be the issue? She stated she only was interested in hung black guys and rich white men a long time ago. Old news. The news here is that shes staying classy. Like a classy lady should.

I for one think people should keep their hopes and dreams for their private parts private.
 
2013-03-22 09:41:52 PM  
douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?
 
2013-03-22 09:42:55 PM  

douchebag/hater: thamike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."

Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down.  On the other hand Mischa Barton managed to semi-straighten out herself so maybe Bynes can too. But I doubt it.

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?


The only thing that's a cry for help are her attention whore ways. So she likes black men, not an issue.
 
2013-03-22 09:48:05 PM  

Flappyhead: douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?


THERE IS A SEX TAPE?!
 
2013-03-22 10:55:44 PM  

Yogimus: Flappyhead: douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?

THERE IS A SEX TAPE?!


Don't bother. Like a dead fish in the sack.
 
2013-03-22 10:57:21 PM  

95BV5: Don't bother. Like a dead fish in the sack.


Was it filmed after the suicide?
 
2013-03-22 11:25:28 PM  

RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds


What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.
 
2013-03-22 11:29:26 PM  

Jahx: AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.

God bless you for the DAoC reference.


Come Back to Camelot is relaunching next week or the week after. It's not as fresh as it was in 2002, but it's still honestly the best on the market (imo, of course). Give it another whirl when you get the email in a few weeks. My SB needs more delicious meals.

/Pellinor '02
//Game is in surprisingly good shape
///MMO slashies.
 
2013-03-22 11:34:22 PM  

cman: Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?


Uhh...bonjour?

columbianewsservice.com


/I'd murder that blond girl's vagina
 
2013-03-22 11:38:44 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


Please. We can't even find intelligent life on *this* planet.
 
2013-03-23 12:54:40 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: It's hilarious that a Jewish guy named Aubrey Drake Graham that grew up in Canada is trying to pretend that he isn't tissue soft.


Wouldn't you?
 
2013-03-23 02:18:02 AM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.


I thought half the thread didn't know who she was talking about, and the other half didn't know who either of them were.
 
2013-03-23 04:28:22 AM  
I would be willing to profoundly disappoint her for fifteen seconds. Contact me Amanda.
 
2013-03-23 07:33:02 AM  

dwade: [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 480x640]

/SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


Uh, what the hell is the deal with the cheek piercings?
 
2013-03-23 08:42:11 AM  

Okoboji: Uh, what the hell is the deal with the cheek piercings?


If she doesn't want to swallow, she can be a sprinkler.
 
2013-03-23 09:06:16 AM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


I think we just saw the ultra rare race-card-play full reject.
 
2013-03-23 09:36:14 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds

What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.


Um, not sure if serious? I didn't state it... I was quoting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is a sci-fi comedy... So, you know, it's not meant to be totally scientifically accurate... The quote was meant to provide humor, not knowledge...

Or, in other words...

timothywlong.com
 
2013-03-23 09:49:20 AM  

RobSeace: B.L.Z. Bub: RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds

What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.

Um, not sure if serious? I didn't state it... I was quoting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is a sci-fi comedy... So, you know, it's not meant to be totally scientifically accurate... The quote was meant to provide humor, not knowledge...

Or, in other words...

[timothywlong.com image 300x367]


Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between satire like H2G2 and the actual gibberish uttered by pseudoscientists in the popular media (though the picture should have tipped me off). I apologize.
 
2013-03-23 10:03:00 AM  

belhade: cman: Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?

Uhh...bonjour?




/I'd murder that blond girl's vagina


Ditto
 
2013-03-23 10:10:17 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between satire like H2G2 and the actual gibberish uttered by pseudoscientists in the popular media


True enough... Just like how The Onion stories keep coming true... There's no satire so ridiculous that someone won't eventually seriously claim to believe it...

(though the picture should have tipped me off).

But, yes, I did think that rather gave it away... ;-)
 
2013-03-23 10:17:18 AM  

douchebag/hater: amike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."

Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.


www.patentspostgrant.com
 
2013-03-23 10:49:57 AM  

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x444]


As I recall he jizzed Diz just before the mission.
 
2013-03-23 02:09:18 PM  

Y2Jericho: [t0.gstatic.com image 240x210]

Gonna need LOTS of lube


Holy crap, I was *just* replaying this on an emulator this week.
Nice reference, man.
 
2013-03-23 02:18:24 PM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


So i guess all the Amanda Bynes threads that eventually delve into the issue of her liking black guys are not pertinent to my earlier point....  Its pretty much a Fark meme by now.

Drey's race was mentioned 7 times in this thread before i even posted.
 
2013-03-23 02:26:47 PM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point...   If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....
 
2013-03-23 02:43:41 PM  

T.rex: The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point... If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


You're the one playing the race card here. It's creepy stalkerish shiat no matter who she is talking about.

Actually, she made it about race a couple of years ago when she declared her lust for "chocolate" men. Not any particular one, just so long as their skin was the correct color.
 
2013-03-23 03:40:14 PM  

T.rex: The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point... If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


Mister Drake, for one.
 
2013-03-23 03:46:48 PM  

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.


Came for this. Happy now.
 
2013-03-23 05:06:07 PM  
Couldn't we just have Drake murder her? Vagina and all?
 
2013-03-23 10:50:08 PM  
Ask Ashley, That's me!

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2013-03-24 10:26:56 AM  
cdn.crushable.com
 
2013-03-25 12:47:29 PM  

T.rex: fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.

The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point...   If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


The main point flew right over your head.

I switched to a white normal FARK hero theoretically running off the rails and tweeting something vulgar and degrading to herself about another white celebrity to emphasize the mental issue downfall.

And as noted before, Bynes made it about race when she spazzed out about liking chocolate over vanilla.  Ultimately who gives a shiat these days?  I've done a bunch of Asian and a couple of Mexican girlfriends, but married a white chick.  I've never tweeted about my patchwork of cultural love because I'm normal, don't have mental problems, nor am I an attention whore with a deaf ear to real world perceptions.
 
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