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2013-03-21 10:36:30 PM  
Well, that happened.
 
2013-03-21 10:38:58 PM  
She should have picked Chris Brown.  He might literally have done that.
 
2013-03-21 10:56:45 PM  
I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.
 
2013-03-21 11:02:37 PM  
Not sure if fap.
 
2013-03-21 11:22:13 PM  
Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?
 
2013-03-21 11:24:01 PM  
Gotta love the Drake.
 
2013-03-22 12:02:06 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:39 AM  
From what I've heard... that thing's already been murdered.
 
2013-03-22 12:30:48 AM  
who said what to who now?
 
2013-03-22 04:38:36 AM  
DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!
 
2013-03-22 04:39:37 AM  
Anybody remember when she was Penny who was in love with the black kid (Seaweed) in Hairspray? Yeah, they probably did the horizontal tango off-camera. And once you go ocean-borne vegetation, you'll sink to the lowest depths.

/Just came up with that off the top of my head
 
2013-03-22 04:43:56 AM  
Drake?  Assuming that we're not talking about dragons here.. never heard of him.
 
2013-03-22 04:45:07 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
She has some competition on the crazy train.
 
2013-03-22 04:45:25 AM  
ewwww
 
2013-03-22 04:46:42 AM  
Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.
 
2013-03-22 04:47:18 AM  
lol
 
2013-03-22 04:48:31 AM  

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.




I love that word.

Thank you Gary Gygax.
 
2013-03-22 04:49:57 AM  
From the comments:

"I want to murder Justin Beiber's vagina."
 
2013-03-22 04:50:00 AM  
Should I know who these people are?
 
2013-03-22 04:51:39 AM  
Alas, for days gone by.

gossipteen.com
 
2013-03-22 04:52:12 AM  
I know of Amanda Bynes but don't know wtf a Drake is.
I want Juno Temple to ride me like a pogo stick but I suspect no one gives a shiat about that, either.
 
2013-03-22 04:53:39 AM  
It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.
 
2013-03-22 04:54:42 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]


Did she change much, physically?
 
2013-03-22 04:54:55 AM  
There is no one I resented more growing up (in pop culture) than Amanda Bynes. She's a scapegoat in my mind, deservedly or not, for the decline of programming on Nickelodeon.
 
2013-03-22 04:56:46 AM  
I don't even know what that means.
 
mhd
2013-03-22 04:57:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
"There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory."
 
2013-03-22 05:07:34 AM  
users.accesscomm.ca

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.
 
2013-03-22 05:08:30 AM  
img27.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-22 05:09:00 AM  
I'm sure Drake would love Amanda Bynes Hugandkiss.
 
2013-03-22 05:11:53 AM  
Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.
 
2013-03-22 05:12:13 AM  
Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
 
2013-03-22 05:18:38 AM  
Who? What? And why should I care?
 
2013-03-22 05:22:33 AM  

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


I had to Google them, it didn't help explain the murder her vagina bit though. Stupid, vapid, useless person makes stupid vapid, useless, comment in an attempt to be interesting perhaps.
 
2013-03-22 05:22:37 AM  
I don't know what a drake is but I would gladly kill a biatch or two for a shot at that vag
 
2013-03-22 05:22:59 AM  
I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)
 
2013-03-22 05:33:01 AM  
In the library, with the candlestick?
 
2013-03-22 05:37:02 AM  

gadian: I don't even know what that means.


I don't even know who these people are.
 
2013-03-22 05:39:19 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

She must really want a membership to Ducks Unlimited...
 
2013-03-22 05:39:23 AM  

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


Colonel Mustard-like typing detected.
 
2013-03-22 05:40:21 AM  
Josh gets left out again.
 
2013-03-22 05:41:06 AM  
gatherer.wizards.com

Or maybe she plays a red deck...
 
2013-03-22 05:42:33 AM  

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


static.neatorama.com
 
2013-03-22 05:47:16 AM  

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


media.avclub.com

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table
 
2013-03-22 05:53:16 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


dude, i just read that somewhere. where the hell did i read that?
 
2013-03-22 05:55:18 AM  

sendtodave: gadian: I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know who these people are.


Don't worry neither do I.....I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity
 
2013-03-22 06:05:23 AM  
It's going to be pled out as justifiable homicide.
 
2013-03-22 06:06:08 AM  
When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:03 AM  

Aboleth: DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!


Danke.  Aliens references are always welcome.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:53 AM  
Probably need to use the economy pack...

www.drakesdevildogs.com
 
2013-03-22 06:09:03 AM  

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


I liked those books.  Especially the first one, Marching Through Georgia
 
2013-03-22 06:10:22 AM  
img10.imageshack.us
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?
 
2013-03-22 06:16:10 AM  

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Billiard tables are not fun to do it on.  That slate is hard as concrete.
 
2013-03-22 06:20:38 AM  
1 - that's not an article, that's a twit ad.
2 - who's Drake
3 - If he won't I will
 
2013-03-22 06:21:02 AM  
Drake who?
 
2013-03-22 06:23:35 AM  

Martian_Astronomer: When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.


This x a million.
 
2013-03-22 06:24:32 AM  
I'd be willing to murder her vagina.
 
2013-03-22 06:26:40 AM  

Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?


d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-22 06:27:47 AM  
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net

/SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST
 
2013-03-22 06:41:38 AM  

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.

Why should we even know?

moel: I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity


Sounds about right.
 
2013-03-22 06:51:17 AM  
I.ll murder that vagina for 500 Alex.
 
2013-03-22 06:52:30 AM  
Those studs in her cheeks make me think the Cybermen took her over or something.
 
2013-03-22 06:58:56 AM  

dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]


Mother of FSM, that's a goddamn tragedy.
 
2013-03-22 07:06:37 AM  
Hatchet wound
 
2013-03-22 07:09:25 AM  
t1.gstatic.com
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.
 
2013-03-22 07:12:29 AM  

RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...


That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.
 
2013-03-22 07:13:41 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...

That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.


Apparently, the one she wants has 3.
 
2013-03-22 07:14:14 AM  

Alphax: Tyrone Slothrop: RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...

That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.

Apparently, the one she wants has 3.


Someone get the lights
 
2013-03-22 07:16:00 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 07:19:09 AM  
"Are they paying attention?"
-- no response

"Wait, no one's paying attention??"
-- no response

"How can I get attention again?"
-- tweet
 
2013-03-22 07:24:06 AM  

Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah


No one could be illah.
 
2013-03-22 07:27:01 AM  
And the follow up from @the_ironsheik...
 
2013-03-22 07:36:51 AM  

RatMaster999: [gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]

Or maybe she plays a red deck...


Nah, drakes are mainly a Blue thing now; they've shifted the "color pie" around a lot in recent years.

And for those who can't be arsed to google Drake or read the rest of the thread, he's an untalented rapper and wannabe R&B singer. I caught his performance on SNL awhile back and frankly it was terrible. I think he might also be the one responsible for that "yolo" dreck, but don't quote me on that.
 
2013-03-22 07:37:34 AM  
Drake Murdering in my vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-03-22 07:38:56 AM  
She really needs to get with 'accidentally' releasing a sex tape before it's too late.
 
2013-03-22 07:40:48 AM  
I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for her.

/fap
 
2013-03-22 07:43:46 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


If you follow the Drake Equation to it's logical conclusion, you get a fraction so infinitesimally small that it might as well be zero.

So we don't exist, either.

But thankfully, then neither does Amanda Bynes' vaj.
 
2013-03-22 07:46:15 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


After lurking around Twitter for a while, I would be more inclined to ponder "Is there intelligent life on this one". This little tart is a prime example of "Just because you can speak and have an audience doesn't mean you should". Although, hers are almost literary masterpieces compared to most major sports celebrities and pop/hip hop stars.
 
2013-03-22 07:49:07 AM  
Amanda... Please
 
2013-03-22 07:50:26 AM  
Drake sucks
 
2013-03-22 07:51:14 AM  

trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)


OMG I used to LOVE Degrassi Jr High on the rare occasion that we would get it. It was a
Canadian show and back then, not much Canuckistanian programming made it down our
way.

I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC
 
2013-03-22 07:53:32 AM  

dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]


GAH! She looks like Nicki Minaj and Michael Jackson's love child!
 
2013-03-22 07:55:46 AM  
YOGYVMO.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:15 AM  
"Vagina Murderer" needs to be on a t-shirt.
 
2013-03-22 08:05:39 AM  
Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.
 
2013-03-22 08:06:00 AM  

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread
 
2013-03-22 08:09:07 AM  
I want Drake to break into my house in the middle of the day so the ADT alarm will scare him off.
 
2013-03-22 08:13:44 AM  

gunga galunga: RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table

Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread


Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
 
2013-03-22 08:16:31 AM  

digitalrain: trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)

OMG I used to LOVE Degrassi Jr High on the rare occasion that we would get it. It was a
Canadian show and back then, not much Canuckistanian programming made it down our
way.

I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC


Stepdad of the kid, actually. They brought the show back 10 years ago which was the version I saw. Drake was one of the main characters along with Spike's kid.
 
2013-03-22 08:18:31 AM  
Betwixt her yonder thistledown,
I once bespoke the knave.
 
2013-03-22 08:19:41 AM  
She could be referring to her old co-star, Drake Bell.

28.media.tumblr.com
 
kab
2013-03-22 08:21:24 AM  
No clue who these people are, but it happened on twatter, so it must be of the utmost importance.
 
2013-03-22 08:25:34 AM  

digitalrain: I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC



Snake?....Snake?....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
 
2013-03-22 08:27:35 AM  
Is that code for doing her while she is on her period, making it look like OJ was there?
 
2013-03-22 08:28:46 AM  
I see someone made a Frank Drake joke, so here's a pic of Amanda Bynes in a bikini:

scrapetv.com
 
2013-03-22 08:29:47 AM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-03-22 08:30:59 AM  

digitalrain: dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]

GAH! She looks like Nicki Minaj and Michael Jackson's love child!


I WAS thinking of Minaj.. just not quite.
 
2013-03-22 08:32:41 AM  

dwade: /SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


What the hell is that?
 
2013-03-22 08:32:53 AM  
Does this mean we all have to chip in on a gift?  Perhaps a large screen tv?
 
2013-03-22 08:35:41 AM  
VOLO.  Vagina Only Lives Once?
 
2013-03-22 08:39:47 AM  

Lee's_Austin: YOGYVMO.


What you did there... I see it.
 
2013-03-22 08:43:55 AM  
G-d D@mmit, I hate it when a subby misuses quotation marks in the headlines.  If you are going to put words in someone's mouth just to have a snarky headline, don't use quote marks.

/goes to RTFA
//dafuq, head asplosion
 
2013-03-22 08:44:28 AM  
i.imgur.com

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.
 
2013-03-22 08:47:51 AM  
Well, he (Drake) does love a woman with a future and a past.

/A little attitude problem is all good, and it does make shiat last.

//speaking from experience.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:33 AM  
Amanda, please ...
 
2013-03-22 08:51:16 AM  

Rocknutts: Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.


i1168.photobucket.com

Eeeeeexcellent.....
 
2013-03-22 08:51:30 AM  

Not_The_Target_Market: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[static.neatorama.com image 320x240]


RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


*Patiently waiting for Psych's 100th episode wich is an homage to CLUE*
 
2013-03-22 08:51:46 AM  

Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.


Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.

Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.

So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.


I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.


I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

 
2013-03-22 08:52:48 AM  

C18H27NO3: I want Juno Temple to ride me like a pogo stick but I suspect no one gives a shiat about that, either.


Nope, you have good taste. She's done at least one movie riding some lardass.
 
2013-03-22 08:56:07 AM  
camelot.allakhazam.com

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:09 AM  
Good for her.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:47 AM  

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Slores.. I loled.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:58 AM  
ranak


t1.gstatic.com
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.


One of the most obscure references I have seen on Fark in a long time, kudos.

Yes I'm Sirius
 
2013-03-22 09:00:06 AM  

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


Dude, seriously, FARK Salisbury Plain.  Drakes, Bring-a-friend pixies or whatever the fark they were, and those damn legionnaires.  I hated that zone.

/The horse doesn't want your ticket.
//You are too far away to give the horse anything.
 
2013-03-22 09:01:47 AM  
I am a Drake and getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:36 AM  
So, she wants a blew waffle?
 
2013-03-22 09:03:37 AM  
*sniff, sniff*

I'm afraid somebody has beaten this Drake fellow by, I'd say, a week at the least.
 
2013-03-22 09:06:08 AM  

loveblondieo: I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.


Clearly she forgot to remove the Jokers

/and the 'How to play Rummy' card
 
2013-03-22 09:06:13 AM  
She won't pay her fines, and drive between the lines.
No, you'll never escape from Amanda Bynes!

/thanks, Hollywood Babble-on
 
2013-03-22 09:17:44 AM  
www.reformation.org
 "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
 
2013-03-22 09:20:20 AM  

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


Ahh, I miss me some DAOC

/Igraine
 
2013-03-22 09:21:44 AM  
I can't wait for her sex tape to come out. Bet she's a freak. She will probably set the gold standard for " celebrity" sex tapes.
 
2013-03-22 09:23:27 AM  
over 120 posts in an amanda bynes thread. awesome.
 
2013-03-22 09:25:16 AM  
Perhaps this Drake could be of service:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 09:25:23 AM  
Who the fark is Drake?
 
2013-03-22 09:31:42 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

That's your big boy.
 
2013-03-22 09:32:03 AM  

loki see loki do: Who the fark is Drake?


Another girl Chris Brown beat up.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:28 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah

No one could be illah.


Ayo this ya boy Clown Hands aka da Iron Fist of Fandago aka Juicy Wallets aka Consonant Vowels yamean Young Garnier Fructis be makin Amanda's panties soaked wit da knawladge of the Seven Pharohs but dude so soft I dipped him in my morning coffee ya heard? Dude straight up dissolved on some powdered sugar and shiat, nahmean?
 
2013-03-22 09:34:02 AM  

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x460]

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.


And now everyone in my office is wonder what the hells so funny.
 
2013-03-22 09:42:34 AM  
Too many words, not enough pictures.

forums.s3x.com

yeeeah.com

www.superphotospace.com
 
2013-03-22 09:48:43 AM  

DGS: "Are they paying attention?"
-- no response

"Wait, no one's paying attention??"
-- no response

"How can I get attention again?"
-- tweet


i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 09:50:17 AM  
Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.
 
2013-03-22 09:54:09 AM  

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Ouch! That was poorly twat out!
 
2013-03-22 09:56:52 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:02:04 AM  
This is the murderer-to-be.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-03-22 10:03:18 AM  

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Did the McKetrick supplicants choose that form for her?
moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2013-03-22 10:06:06 AM  
Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.
 
2013-03-22 10:12:06 AM  
good...let the self-loathing flow through you
 
2013-03-22 10:12:20 AM  

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


Stirling is a hack, and that map is why.
Not as big of a hack as Turtledove, but still a hack.
 
2013-03-22 10:14:25 AM  
I don't know who these people are.
I don't know what the internet is.
I don't know how to use a keyboard.
 
2013-03-22 10:16:42 AM  

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.



laughing
 
2013-03-22 10:17:15 AM  
feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?

dready zim: This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.


+1 sir.

I began to read about the homunculus as a result of your observation, and came across this tidbit on Wikipedia:

"References to the homunculus do not appear prior to sixteenth century alchemical writings, however alchemists may have been influenced by earlier folk traditions. The mandragora, known in German as Alreona, Alraun or Alraune is one example. Popular belief held that the mandrake plant grew where semen ejaculated by hanged men fell to the ground, and its roots vaguely resemble a human form to varying degrees."

-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

The day is off to an interesting start.
 
2013-03-22 10:18:38 AM  

airsupport: This is the murderer-to-be.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x385]


he looks exactly like Obama
 
2013-03-22 10:20:06 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:21:09 AM  

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Many drakes knew it was like to be roasted in the vagina of a Slore that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-03-22 10:45:34 AM  
Is it bad that I don't know who either of these people are?
 
2013-03-22 10:51:13 AM  

Sgt Otter: Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.


Imagine that from the opposite view:

"Baby, I want to murder your vagina"

Yet if a chick asked me to murder her vag... i would be inclined to give it the old college try...
 
2013-03-22 10:52:54 AM  

LectertheChef: GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

Many drakes knew it was like to be roasted in the vagina of a Slore that day, I can tell you!


slore sounds like something in the dungeon and dragons' monster compendium, or maybe a bad guy in quake.  probably a big bad guy with instruments of unpleasant design.
 
2013-03-22 10:53:07 AM  

Lee's_Austin: YOGYVMO.


I hate that I could read it, but I loved laughing at it
 
2013-03-22 10:54:02 AM  

Tommy Moo: Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.


You not getting any either, eh?
 
2013-03-22 10:58:06 AM  
Is "My Vagina" a witness in one of her upcoming trials??

/shamelessly improved
 
2013-03-22 11:09:19 AM  
Which one?

cdn.media.soapnet.com
 
2013-03-22 11:15:37 AM  
Why wouldn't she choose Tom Wopat?

Because he regularly fists pussies all the time.

Of course, they're generally of the feline variety.
 
2013-03-22 11:15:46 AM  

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x460]

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.


awesome! +2
 
2013-03-22 11:24:22 AM  
What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.
 
2013-03-22 11:25:31 AM  

trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)


I do the same thing. Every time I see the guy, I'm like, "Hey, it's wheelchair-bound Jimmy from DeGrassi!" I'm glad he's recovered from the bullet in his spine though.
 
2013-03-22 11:27:44 AM  
I thought she liked black guys?
 
2013-03-22 11:28:55 AM  
Oh. My. God. That is THE MOST romantic thing I've ever read! :O
 
2013-03-22 11:30:21 AM  
vladimirwaller.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-22 11:33:29 AM  

dwade: /SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


That's unfortunate
 
2013-03-22 11:33:43 AM  
Once she goes Drake it's never ever coming back together
 
2013-03-22 11:34:10 AM  
Note to self:  Don't GIS "Murdered Vagina"

even more so while eating hot dogs
 
2013-03-22 11:46:44 AM  

UFIA4U: What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.


That sounds like something powerless, jilted white men say in order to make themselves seem like they have some sort of control over something.
 
2013-03-22 11:47:43 AM  
t0.gstatic.com

Gonna need LOTS of lube
 
2013-03-22 11:59:39 AM  

Nick Spiceyweiner: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

I know right, there was a time when I would have given a testicle for one night with that girl, now....


Yeah she looks a bit rough now. But I'd still be willing to give up one of your testicles for a night with her.
Now stand still.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:27 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


laughing


Thread over.
 
2013-03-22 12:08:10 PM  

ranak: [t1.gstatic.com image 259x194]
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.


Just train Rapid Launch to V so you can be done quicker.

/I'm still pissed both HMLs and the Drake got nerfed
 
2013-03-22 12:09:06 PM  
She is the quickest celebrity on the road to crazy in some time. However, she fails completely as an example because she is not important enough for people to care about. That is very sad for her.
 
2013-03-22 12:19:34 PM  
Are we really sure this girl has no Kardashian blood or DNA in her???

/Sure seems to fit the bill.....
 
2013-03-22 12:23:09 PM  

farkingismybusiness: It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.


no shiat. once you do, you can't get that damn thing to leave you alone.
 
2013-03-22 12:23:19 PM  
WTF drug do you have to be on that this is how your life goes downhill so fast and you get on the Twitters to suggest that you get your rocks off? Is this meth? I thought head shaving Britney with the umbrella was meth, but I am confused about this, so maybe this is meth?
 
2013-03-22 12:24:51 PM  
I'm in favor of saving the vagina and sacrificing the rest.
 
2013-03-22 12:39:24 PM  
Because Drake is tough and from the mean streets of Forest Hill YOLO!
 
2013-03-22 12:48:59 PM  
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
R.I.P. Virginia
 
2013-03-22 12:50:46 PM  

Person: Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.


For liking black guys?

(But yeah she's been saying for years she likes black guys and I only know this because of Fark.
Thanks Drew!)
 
2013-03-22 01:00:59 PM  

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


The Alliance are pussies.

Service to the State!
 
2013-03-22 01:01:26 PM  
Daddy issues, quite possibly the greatest source of entertainment in history.
 
2013-03-22 01:06:26 PM  

Flappyhead: Daddy issues, quite possibly the greatest source of entertainment getting some in history.



/ftfy
 
2013-03-22 01:12:25 PM  
That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.
 
2013-03-22 01:23:34 PM  
i2.listal.com
Meanwhile, Oprah's Vajayjay will murder Drake if given the chance.
 
2013-03-22 01:28:20 PM  

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?
 
2013-03-22 01:32:25 PM  

Nidiot: feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?

I had to Google them, it didn't help explain the murder her vagina bit though. Stupid, vapid, useless person makes stupid vapid, useless, comment in an attempt to be interesting perhaps.


Translation: she wants him to give it to her rough
 
2013-03-22 01:45:23 PM  
This is what happens to a person when they inject too much Hollywood.
 
2013-03-22 01:50:34 PM  

Spaced Lion: RatMaster999: [gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]

Or maybe she plays a red deck...

Nah, drakes are mainly a Blue thing now; they've shifted the "color pie" around a lot in recent years.

And for those who can't be arsed to google Drake or read the rest of the thread, he's an untalented rapper and wannabe R&B singer. I caught his performance on SNL awhile back and frankly it was terrible. I think he might also be the one responsible for that "yolo" dreck, but don't quote me on that.


He also rose to fame playing a guy in a wheelchair on some Canadian teen soap opera.

It's hilarious that a Jewish guy named Aubrey Drake Graham that grew up in Canada is trying to pretend that he isn't tissue soft.
 
2013-03-22 01:58:46 PM  

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


God bless you for the DAoC reference.
 
2013-03-22 02:27:53 PM  
Then again, if this approach works, I want Sofia Vergara to murder my dick.
 
2013-03-22 02:31:43 PM  

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I thought she took it black.
 
2013-03-22 02:42:59 PM  

jdmac: [wwp.greenwichmeantime.com image 419x329]
R.I.P. Virginia


wwp.greenwichmeantime.com

oi45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-22 02:47:47 PM  

Timmy the Tumor: Then again, if this approach works, I want Sofia Vergara to murder my dick.


It's cute that you think that you have a shot with my Girlfriend.
 
2013-03-22 02:51:22 PM  
I would think, given how far she's fallen, she might be more along the lines of an acceptable firing range for Jimmy J.J. Walker's artillery.  Besides, he packs some explosive material.

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-03-22 02:54:56 PM  
s3.postimg.org
 
2013-03-22 02:59:19 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 03:24:44 PM  

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Coffee, meet keyboard.
 
2013-03-22 04:00:13 PM  
hmmmm, anyone have a number i can call?
 
2013-03-22 04:20:19 PM  

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?


Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)
 
2013-03-22 04:29:41 PM  

eggrolls: If you follow the Drake Equation to it's logical conclusion, you get a fraction so infinitesimally small that it might as well be zero.

So we don't exist, either.


www.american-buddha.com

Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds. So if every planet in the universe has a population of zero, then the entire population of the universe must also be zero, and any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
 
2013-03-22 04:59:13 PM  
Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.
 
2013-03-22 05:09:13 PM  

tillerman35: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?

Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)


dafuq did I just watch?
 
2013-03-22 05:09:45 PM  
It's like she's trying to convert herself into Nicki Minaj, from the neck up.
 
2013-03-22 05:10:41 PM  

tillerman35: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?

Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)


I have the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-03-22 05:47:33 PM  
gunga galunga:

I was a victim, too. At least my wife was. She had friends who were...SOCIALISTS. *sob*
 
2013-03-22 06:12:10 PM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.


When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.
 
2013-03-22 06:17:25 PM  
Lets see -- drake is rich, talented (to the extent people are these days...) and seemingly well adjusted. He's a half jewish half black sweater wearing kid from Canada... He's got a clean clean image. Maybe to clean but its working like a charm for him. I heard he gets his sweaters as hand me downs from Steven Harper.

Why would he want to even associate with, much less bang the K-mart equivalent of Lindsey Lohan?

Im sure that guy can get quality puss with a raise of his eyebrow. Good puss. Puss that hasn't already been tossed like an over  dressed cesar salad. Puss that wont leave cocaine smudges on every glass surface in your house. Puss that will keep its dirty whore mouth shut about it after.

I remember i had a huge thing for her back when she was 16... i was 17 so it was fine. Then as time passes the cute nubile teenage you lusted after in your youth turns into a giant tramp. Its like going back to your small town and seeing that cute girl from high school strung out in the walmart with too many kids.
 
2013-03-22 06:18:38 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.

I love that word.

Thank you Gary Gygax.

==========================

You mean the Hardy boys right? They used to go spelunking with Chet all the time ;)
 
2013-03-22 06:27:22 PM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?


3.bp.blogspot.com

"Because you're an idiot."
 
2013-03-22 08:29:58 PM  

thamike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."


Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down.  On the other hand Mischa Barton managed to semi-straighten out herself so maybe Bynes can too. But I doubt it.

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?
 
2013-03-22 08:34:46 PM  

douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down


So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.
 
2013-03-22 08:35:00 PM  
Recall when you wanted to hit it with Amanda Bynes? Yeah, it's been a long time.
 
2013-03-22 09:11:14 PM  

jaytkay: douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down

So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.


It's reasonable position. Too bad is was expressed in such crude/attention whore way. Sounds like cry for help to me. I really hope he won't end up on the street. Or worse
 
2013-03-22 09:15:02 PM  
Face piercings on chicks = Neck tattoos on dudes
 
2013-03-22 09:32:05 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-22 09:32:08 PM  

LewDux: jaytkay: douchebag/hater: And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down

So you're not bothered, but you strongly disapprove. Thanks for clearing that up.

It's reasonable position. Too bad is was expressed in such crude/attention whore way. Sounds like cry for help to me. I really hope he won't end up on the street. Or worse


Bothered by her desire for sex with a black? Why would that be the issue? She stated she only was interested in hung black guys and rich white men a long time ago. Old news. The news here is that shes staying classy. Like a classy lady should.

I for one think people should keep their hopes and dreams for their private parts private.
 
2013-03-22 09:41:52 PM  
douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?
 
2013-03-22 09:42:55 PM  

douchebag/hater: thamike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."

Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.

The chick seems to be spiraling down.  On the other hand Mischa Barton managed to semi-straighten out herself so maybe Bynes can too. But I doubt it.

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?


The only thing that's a cry for help are her attention whore ways. So she likes black men, not an issue.
 
2013-03-22 09:48:05 PM  

Flappyhead: douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?


THERE IS A SEX TAPE?!
 
2013-03-22 10:55:44 PM  

Yogimus: Flappyhead: douchebag/hater:

Over/under on how soon she pulls a 'Mindy McCready'?

The suicide or the sex tape?

THERE IS A SEX TAPE?!


Don't bother. Like a dead fish in the sack.
 
2013-03-22 10:57:21 PM  

95BV5: Don't bother. Like a dead fish in the sack.


Was it filmed after the suicide?
 
2013-03-22 11:25:28 PM  

RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds


What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.
 
2013-03-22 11:29:26 PM  

Jahx: AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.

God bless you for the DAoC reference.


Come Back to Camelot is relaunching next week or the week after. It's not as fresh as it was in 2002, but it's still honestly the best on the market (imo, of course). Give it another whirl when you get the email in a few weeks. My SB needs more delicious meals.

/Pellinor '02
//Game is in surprisingly good shape
///MMO slashies.
 
2013-03-22 11:34:22 PM  

cman: Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?


Uhh...bonjour?

columbianewsservice.com


/I'd murder that blond girl's vagina
 
2013-03-22 11:38:44 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


Please. We can't even find intelligent life on *this* planet.
 
2013-03-23 12:54:40 AM  

FuryOfFirestorm: It's hilarious that a Jewish guy named Aubrey Drake Graham that grew up in Canada is trying to pretend that he isn't tissue soft.


Wouldn't you?
 
2013-03-23 02:18:02 AM  

T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.


I thought half the thread didn't know who she was talking about, and the other half didn't know who either of them were.
 
2013-03-23 04:28:22 AM  
I would be willing to profoundly disappoint her for fifteen seconds. Contact me Amanda.
 
2013-03-23 07:33:02 AM  

dwade: [d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 480x640]

/SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


Uh, what the hell is the deal with the cheek piercings?
 
2013-03-23 08:42:11 AM  

Okoboji: Uh, what the hell is the deal with the cheek piercings?


If she doesn't want to swallow, she can be a sprinkler.
 
2013-03-23 09:06:16 AM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


I think we just saw the ultra rare race-card-play full reject.
 
2013-03-23 09:36:14 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds

What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.


Um, not sure if serious? I didn't state it... I was quoting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is a sci-fi comedy... So, you know, it's not meant to be totally scientifically accurate... The quote was meant to provide humor, not knowledge...

Or, in other words...

timothywlong.com
 
2013-03-23 09:49:20 AM  

RobSeace: B.L.Z. Bub: RobSeace: It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds

What you've just stated is a contradiction in terms. An infinite quantity is impossible in reality, therefore how could one verify knowledge of an infinite quantity of anything? What you have is not knowledge, only theory.

Um, not sure if serious? I didn't state it... I was quoting The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which is a sci-fi comedy... So, you know, it's not meant to be totally scientifically accurate... The quote was meant to provide humor, not knowledge...

Or, in other words...

[timothywlong.com image 300x367]


Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between satire like H2G2 and the actual gibberish uttered by pseudoscientists in the popular media (though the picture should have tipped me off). I apologize.
 
2013-03-23 10:03:00 AM  

belhade: cman: Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?

Uhh...bonjour?

/I'd murder that blond girl's vagina


Ditto
 
2013-03-23 10:10:17 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between satire like H2G2 and the actual gibberish uttered by pseudoscientists in the popular media


True enough... Just like how The Onion stories keep coming true... There's no satire so ridiculous that someone won't eventually seriously claim to believe it...

(though the picture should have tipped me off).

But, yes, I did think that rather gave it away... ;-)
 
2013-03-23 10:17:18 AM  

douchebag/hater: amike: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

[3.bp.blogspot.com image 396x227]

"Because you're an idiot."

Agreed.

And no one is bothered by her desire for sex with a black except that it seems to be a cry for help; plus the crude/attention whore way she expressed it.


www.patentspostgrant.com
 
2013-03-23 10:49:57 AM  

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x444]


As I recall he jizzed Diz just before the mission.
 
2013-03-23 02:09:18 PM  

Y2Jericho: [t0.gstatic.com image 240x210]

Gonna need LOTS of lube


Holy crap, I was *just* replaying this on an emulator this week.
Nice reference, man.
 
2013-03-23 02:18:24 PM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


So i guess all the Amanda Bynes threads that eventually delve into the issue of her liking black guys are not pertinent to my earlier point....  Its pretty much a Fark meme by now.

Drey's race was mentioned 7 times in this thread before i even posted.
 
2013-03-23 02:26:47 PM  

fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.


The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point...   If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....
 
2013-03-23 02:43:41 PM  

T.rex: The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point... If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


You're the one playing the race card here. It's creepy stalkerish shiat no matter who she is talking about.

Actually, she made it about race a couple of years ago when she declared her lust for "chocolate" men. Not any particular one, just so long as their skin was the correct color.
 
2013-03-23 03:40:14 PM  

T.rex: The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point... If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


Mister Drake, for one.
 
2013-03-23 03:46:48 PM  

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That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.


Came for this. Happy now.
 
2013-03-23 05:06:07 PM  
Couldn't we just have Drake murder her? Vagina and all?
 
2013-03-23 10:50:08 PM  
Ask Ashley, That's me!

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2013-03-24 10:26:56 AM  
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2013-03-25 12:47:29 PM  

T.rex: fickenchucker: T.rex: Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.

When was the last time any female celebrity went through such a massive series of erratic-behavior episodes and didn't get criticized?  Him being black has nothing to do with it.

If Christina Hendricks said she wanted Robert Downey Jr. to "murder her vagina", I think the collective WTF would be heard coast to coast.

Nice try--go play the artificial race card somewhere else.

The fact that you had to switch it to Christina Hendricks, proves my point...   If Bynes said that about Roberty Downey,,, no one would really care... They just think she's crazy.... But, her saying that about Drake, the scenario becomes more disturbing and threatening to some....


The main point flew right over your head.

I switched to a white normal FARK hero theoretically running off the rails and tweeting something vulgar and degrading to herself about another white celebrity to emphasize the mental issue downfall.

And as noted before, Bynes made it about race when she spazzed out about liking chocolate over vanilla.  Ultimately who gives a shiat these days?  I've done a bunch of Asian and a couple of Mexican girlfriends, but married a white chick.  I've never tweeted about my patchwork of cultural love because I'm normal, don't have mental problems, nor am I an attention whore with a deaf ear to real world perceptions.
 
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