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2013-03-22 11:02:28 AM

HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]


I know right, there was a time when I would have given a testicle for one night with that girl, now....
 
2013-03-22 11:09:19 AM
Which one?

cdn.media.soapnet.com
 
2013-03-22 11:15:37 AM
Why wouldn't she choose Tom Wopat?

Because he regularly fists pussies all the time.

Of course, they're generally of the feline variety.
 
2013-03-22 11:15:46 AM

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x460]

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.


awesome! +2
 
2013-03-22 11:21:06 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: Not_The_Target_Market: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[static.neatorama.com image 320x240]

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table

*Patiently waiting for Psych's 100th episode wich is an homage to CLUE*


Damn you, I never got into that show when it started cause it was just okay to me, nothing great.  I hear it got much better over the years now, and I would like to go back and catch up.  Now I have to since Clue is probably my all time favorite movie.  I hope you're happy with yourself.
 
2013-03-22 11:24:22 AM
What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.
 
2013-03-22 11:25:31 AM

trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)


I do the same thing. Every time I see the guy, I'm like, "Hey, it's wheelchair-bound Jimmy from DeGrassi!" I'm glad he's recovered from the bullet in his spine though.
 
2013-03-22 11:27:44 AM
I thought she liked black guys?
 
2013-03-22 11:28:55 AM
Oh. My. God. That is THE MOST romantic thing I've ever read! :O
 
2013-03-22 11:30:21 AM
vladimirwaller.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-22 11:33:29 AM

dwade: /SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


That's unfortunate
 
2013-03-22 11:33:43 AM
Once she goes Drake it's never ever coming back together
 
2013-03-22 11:34:10 AM
Note to self:  Don't GIS "Murdered Vagina"

even more so while eating hot dogs
 
2013-03-22 11:46:44 AM

UFIA4U: What a shame. As the saying goes, once you go black...

...no one wants you back.


That sounds like something powerless, jilted white men say in order to make themselves seem like they have some sort of control over something.
 
2013-03-22 11:47:43 AM
t0.gstatic.com

Gonna need LOTS of lube
 
2013-03-22 11:59:39 AM

Nick Spiceyweiner: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

I know right, there was a time when I would have given a testicle for one night with that girl, now....


Yeah she looks a bit rough now. But I'd still be willing to give up one of your testicles for a night with her.
Now stand still.
 
2013-03-22 12:00:27 PM

Timmy the Tumor: carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


laughing


Thread over.
 
2013-03-22 12:08:10 PM

ranak: [t1.gstatic.com image 259x194]
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.


Just train Rapid Launch to V so you can be done quicker.

/I'm still pissed both HMLs and the Drake got nerfed
 
2013-03-22 12:09:06 PM
She is the quickest celebrity on the road to crazy in some time. However, she fails completely as an example because she is not important enough for people to care about. That is very sad for her.
 
2013-03-22 12:19:34 PM
Are we really sure this girl has no Kardashian blood or DNA in her???

/Sure seems to fit the bill.....
 
2013-03-22 12:23:09 PM

farkingismybusiness: It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.


no shiat. once you do, you can't get that damn thing to leave you alone.
 
2013-03-22 12:23:19 PM
WTF drug do you have to be on that this is how your life goes downhill so fast and you get on the Twitters to suggest that you get your rocks off? Is this meth? I thought head shaving Britney with the umbrella was meth, but I am confused about this, so maybe this is meth?
 
2013-03-22 12:24:51 PM
I'm in favor of saving the vagina and sacrificing the rest.
 
2013-03-22 12:39:24 PM
Because Drake is tough and from the mean streets of Forest Hill YOLO!
 
2013-03-22 12:48:59 PM
wwp.greenwichmeantime.com
R.I.P. Virginia
 
2013-03-22 12:50:46 PM

Person: Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.


For liking black guys?

(But yeah she's been saying for years she likes black guys and I only know this because of Fark.
Thanks Drew!)
 
2013-03-22 01:00:59 PM

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


The Alliance are pussies.

Service to the State!
 
2013-03-22 01:01:26 PM
Daddy issues, quite possibly the greatest source of entertainment in history.
 
2013-03-22 01:06:26 PM

Flappyhead: Daddy issues, quite possibly the greatest source of entertainment getting some in history.



/ftfy
 
2013-03-22 01:12:25 PM
That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.
 
2013-03-22 01:23:34 PM
i2.listal.com
Meanwhile, Oprah's Vajayjay will murder Drake if given the chance.
 
2013-03-22 01:28:20 PM

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?
 
2013-03-22 01:32:25 PM

Nidiot: feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?

I had to Google them, it didn't help explain the murder her vagina bit though. Stupid, vapid, useless person makes stupid vapid, useless, comment in an attempt to be interesting perhaps.


Translation: she wants him to give it to her rough
 
2013-03-22 01:45:23 PM
This is what happens to a person when they inject too much Hollywood.
 
2013-03-22 01:50:34 PM

Spaced Lion: RatMaster999: [gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]

Or maybe she plays a red deck...

Nah, drakes are mainly a Blue thing now; they've shifted the "color pie" around a lot in recent years.

And for those who can't be arsed to google Drake or read the rest of the thread, he's an untalented rapper and wannabe R&B singer. I caught his performance on SNL awhile back and frankly it was terrible. I think he might also be the one responsible for that "yolo" dreck, but don't quote me on that.


He also rose to fame playing a guy in a wheelchair on some Canadian teen soap opera.

It's hilarious that a Jewish guy named Aubrey Drake Graham that grew up in Canada is trying to pretend that he isn't tissue soft.
 
2013-03-22 01:58:46 PM

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


God bless you for the DAoC reference.
 
2013-03-22 02:27:53 PM
Then again, if this approach works, I want Sofia Vergara to murder my dick.
 
2013-03-22 02:31:43 PM

tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.


I thought she took it black.
 
2013-03-22 02:42:59 PM

jdmac: [wwp.greenwichmeantime.com image 419x329]
R.I.P. Virginia


wwp.greenwichmeantime.com

oi45.tinypic.com
 
2013-03-22 02:47:47 PM

Timmy the Tumor: Then again, if this approach works, I want Sofia Vergara to murder my dick.


It's cute that you think that you have a shot with my Girlfriend.
 
2013-03-22 02:51:22 PM
I would think, given how far she's fallen, she might be more along the lines of an acceptable firing range for Jimmy J.J. Walker's artillery.  Besides, he packs some explosive material.

www4.pictures.zimbio.com
 
2013-03-22 02:54:56 PM
s3.postimg.org
 
2013-03-22 02:59:19 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 03:24:44 PM

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Coffee, meet keyboard.
 
2013-03-22 04:00:13 PM
hmmmm, anyone have a number i can call?
 
2013-03-22 04:20:19 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?


Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)
 
2013-03-22 04:29:41 PM

eggrolls: If you follow the Drake Equation to it's logical conclusion, you get a fraction so infinitesimally small that it might as well be zero.

So we don't exist, either.


www.american-buddha.com

Population: None.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, but that not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds. So if every planet in the universe has a population of zero, then the entire population of the universe must also be zero, and any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
 
2013-03-22 04:59:13 PM
Why do i get the feeling people are most bothered by this based on Drey being a black guy (or part black)?

If she had tweeted the exact same thing, but instead referenced Robin Williams, no one would even bat an eye.
 
2013-03-22 05:09:13 PM

tillerman35: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: tillerman35: That girl has had too much coffee and sugar.

I am highly caffeinated and love candy, but I've never taken to MySpace, Twitter, Facebook or any other form of social media to try to get some, either man action OR attention. I don't think its Starbucks that's getting her overhyped up.

Seriously though, what does this to a person? Straight mental illness?

Explained:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5YEadRxQbw
(skip to 4:14-ish then wait until 4:30)


dafuq did I just watch?
 
2013-03-22 05:09:45 PM
It's like she's trying to convert herself into Nicki Minaj, from the neck up.
 
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