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2013-03-22 08:43:55 AM
G-d D@mmit, I hate it when a subby misuses quotation marks in the headlines.  If you are going to put words in someone's mouth just to have a snarky headline, don't use quote marks.

/goes to RTFA
//dafuq, head asplosion
 
2013-03-22 08:44:28 AM
i.imgur.com

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.
 
2013-03-22 08:47:51 AM
Well, he (Drake) does love a woman with a future and a past.

/A little attitude problem is all good, and it does make shiat last.

//speaking from experience.
 
2013-03-22 08:49:33 AM
Amanda, please ...
 
2013-03-22 08:51:16 AM

Rocknutts: Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.


i1168.photobucket.com

Eeeeeexcellent.....
 
2013-03-22 08:51:30 AM

Not_The_Target_Market: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[static.neatorama.com image 320x240]


RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

[media.avclub.com image 627x352]

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


*Patiently waiting for Psych's 100th episode wich is an homage to CLUE*
 
2013-03-22 08:51:46 AM

Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.


Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.

Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.

So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.


I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.


I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

 
2013-03-22 08:52:48 AM

C18H27NO3: I want Juno Temple to ride me like a pogo stick but I suspect no one gives a shiat about that, either.


Nope, you have good taste. She's done at least one movie riding some lardass.
 
2013-03-22 08:56:07 AM
camelot.allakhazam.com

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:09 AM
Good for her.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:47 AM

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Slores.. I loled.
 
2013-03-22 08:57:58 AM
ranak


t1.gstatic.com
I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.


One of the most obscure references I have seen on Fark in a long time, kudos.

Yes I'm Sirius
 
2013-03-22 09:00:06 AM

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


Dude, seriously, FARK Salisbury Plain.  Drakes, Bring-a-friend pixies or whatever the fark they were, and those damn legionnaires.  I hated that zone.

/The horse doesn't want your ticket.
//You are too far away to give the horse anything.
 
2013-03-22 09:01:47 AM
I am a Drake and getting a kick out of this thread.
 
2013-03-22 09:02:36 AM
So, she wants a blew waffle?
 
2013-03-22 09:03:37 AM
*sniff, sniff*

I'm afraid somebody has beaten this Drake fellow by, I'd say, a week at the least.
 
2013-03-22 09:06:08 AM

loveblondieo: I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.


Clearly she forgot to remove the Jokers

/and the 'How to play Rummy' card
 
2013-03-22 09:06:13 AM
She won't pay her fines, and drive between the lines.
No, you'll never escape from Amanda Bynes!

/thanks, Hollywood Babble-on
 
2013-03-22 09:17:44 AM
www.reformation.org
 "I want Drake to murder my vagina"
 
2013-03-22 09:20:20 AM

AiryAnne: [camelot.allakhazam.com image 355x245]

Murdered many times on Salisbury Plain by damned drakes.


Ahh, I miss me some DAOC

/Igraine
 
2013-03-22 09:21:44 AM
I can't wait for her sex tape to come out. Bet she's a freak. She will probably set the gold standard for " celebrity" sex tapes.
 
2013-03-22 09:23:27 AM
over 120 posts in an amanda bynes thread. awesome.
 
2013-03-22 09:25:16 AM
Perhaps this Drake could be of service:

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-22 09:25:23 AM
Who the fark is Drake?
 
2013-03-22 09:31:42 AM
i1.ytimg.com

That's your big boy.
 
2013-03-22 09:32:03 AM

loki see loki do: Who the fark is Drake?


Another girl Chris Brown beat up.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:28 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah

No one could be illah.


Ayo this ya boy Clown Hands aka da Iron Fist of Fandago aka Juicy Wallets aka Consonant Vowels yamean Young Garnier Fructis be makin Amanda's panties soaked wit da knawladge of the Seven Pharohs but dude so soft I dipped him in my morning coffee ya heard? Dude straight up dissolved on some powdered sugar and shiat, nahmean?
 
2013-03-22 09:34:02 AM

Publikwerks: [i.imgur.com image 850x460]

Your basic Amanda Bynes isn't too smart, but you can murder her vagina, and she's still 86 percent annoying. Here's a tip: Aim for the nerve stem, and put her down for good.


And now everyone in my office is wonder what the hells so funny.
 
2013-03-22 09:42:34 AM
Too many words, not enough pictures.

forums.s3x.com

yeeeah.com

www.superphotospace.com
 
2013-03-22 09:48:43 AM

DGS: "Are they paying attention?"
-- no response

"Wait, no one's paying attention??"
-- no response

"How can I get attention again?"
-- tweet


i5.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 09:50:17 AM
Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.
 
2013-03-22 09:54:09 AM

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.


Ouch! That was poorly twat out!
 
2013-03-22 09:56:52 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:02:04 AM
This is the murderer-to-be.

www.usmagazine.com
 
2013-03-22 10:03:18 AM

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Did the McKetrick supplicants choose that form for her?
moviesmedia.ign.com
 
2013-03-22 10:06:06 AM
Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.
 
2013-03-22 10:12:06 AM
good...let the self-loathing flow through you
 
2013-03-22 10:12:20 AM

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


Stirling is a hack, and that map is why.
Not as big of a hack as Turtledove, but still a hack.
 
2013-03-22 10:14:25 AM
I don't know who these people are.
I don't know what the internet is.
I don't know how to use a keyboard.
 
2013-03-22 10:16:42 AM

carrion_luggage: Since it's Amanda Bynes I'm sure he could get the charge reduced to clamslaughter.



laughing
 
2013-03-22 10:17:15 AM
feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?

dready zim: This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.


+1 sir.

I began to read about the homunculus as a result of your observation, and came across this tidbit on Wikipedia:

"References to the homunculus do not appear prior to sixteenth century alchemical writings, however alchemists may have been influenced by earlier folk traditions. The mandragora, known in German as Alreona, Alraun or Alraune is one example. Popular belief held that the mandrake plant grew where semen ejaculated by hanged men fell to the ground, and its roots vaguely resemble a human form to varying degrees."

-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homunculus

The day is off to an interesting start.
 
2013-03-22 10:18:38 AM

airsupport: This is the murderer-to-be.

[www.usmagazine.com image 467x385]


he looks exactly like Obama
 
2013-03-22 10:20:06 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-22 10:21:09 AM

GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.


Many drakes knew it was like to be roasted in the vagina of a Slore that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-03-22 10:45:34 AM
Is it bad that I don't know who either of these people are?
 
2013-03-22 10:51:13 AM

Sgt Otter: Women have the weirdest pick-up lines.


Imagine that from the opposite view:

"Baby, I want to murder your vagina"

Yet if a chick asked me to murder her vag... i would be inclined to give it the old college try...
 
2013-03-22 10:52:54 AM

LectertheChef: GalFriday: Ohhhhhh!  I Googled them and found this out.
Apparently, Drake is a "rapper, singer, and actor."  He is Canadian, maybe that's why I haven't heard of him, or maybe it is because I only listen to good music.Amanda Bynes was in a couple of cute teen movies before turning into a slore.So Amanda Bynes failed to use good judgement when tweeting, as most attention-seeking slores do.
I hope my research helps someone out there understand this.
I bet she claims that she was hacked before the day is out.

Many drakes knew it was like to be roasted in the vagina of a Slore that day, I can tell you!


slore sounds like something in the dungeon and dragons' monster compendium, or maybe a bad guy in quake.  probably a big bad guy with instruments of unpleasant design.
 
2013-03-22 10:53:07 AM

Lee's_Austin: YOGYVMO.


I hate that I could read it, but I loved laughing at it
 
2013-03-22 10:54:02 AM

Tommy Moo: Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.


You not getting any either, eh?
 
2013-03-22 10:58:06 AM
Is "My Vagina" a witness in one of her upcoming trials??

/shamelessly improved
 
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