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2013-03-22 06:10:22 AM
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But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?
 
2013-03-22 06:16:10 AM

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

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Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Billiard tables are not fun to do it on.  That slate is hard as concrete.
 
2013-03-22 06:20:38 AM
1 - that's not an article, that's a twit ad.
2 - who's Drake
3 - If he won't I will
 
2013-03-22 06:21:02 AM
Drake who?
 
2013-03-22 06:23:35 AM

Martian_Astronomer: When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.


This x a million.
 
2013-03-22 06:24:32 AM
I'd be willing to murder her vagina.
 
2013-03-22 06:26:40 AM

Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

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Did she change much, physically?


d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net
 
2013-03-22 06:27:47 AM
d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net

/SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST
 
2013-03-22 06:41:38 AM

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


This was my thought. Some trollop I don`t know wants some wanker I don`t know to dump his humonculoid member into her gaping stinkhole.

Why should we even know?

moel: I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity


Sounds about right.
 
2013-03-22 06:51:17 AM
I.ll murder that vagina for 500 Alex.
 
2013-03-22 06:52:30 AM
Those studs in her cheeks make me think the Cybermen took her over or something.
 
2013-03-22 06:58:56 AM

dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]


Mother of FSM, that's a goddamn tragedy.
 
2013-03-22 07:06:37 AM
Hatchet wound
 
2013-03-22 07:09:25 AM
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I don't think the missiles skills are up to taking on her amount of crazy, but you never know.
 
2013-03-22 07:12:29 AM

RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...


That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.
 
2013-03-22 07:13:41 AM

Tyrone Slothrop: RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...

That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.


Apparently, the one she wants has 3.
 
2013-03-22 07:14:14 AM

Alphax: Tyrone Slothrop: RatMaster999: Or maybe she plays a red deck...

That's not a drake. Drakes have 2 legs, dragons have 4.

Apparently, the one she wants has 3.


Someone get the lights
 
2013-03-22 07:16:00 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-03-22 07:19:09 AM
"Are they paying attention?"
-- no response

"Wait, no one's paying attention??"
-- no response

"How can I get attention again?"
-- tweet
 
2013-03-22 07:24:06 AM

Farce-Side: AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.

Gotta be the Wallabee Kingpin, Toney Starks, the god, my dude Ghostface Killah


No one could be illah.
 
2013-03-22 07:27:01 AM
And the follow up from @the_ironsheik...
 
2013-03-22 07:36:51 AM

RatMaster999: [gatherer.wizards.com image 223x310]

Or maybe she plays a red deck...


Nah, drakes are mainly a Blue thing now; they've shifted the "color pie" around a lot in recent years.

And for those who can't be arsed to google Drake or read the rest of the thread, he's an untalented rapper and wannabe R&B singer. I caught his performance on SNL awhile back and frankly it was terrible. I think he might also be the one responsible for that "yolo" dreck, but don't quote me on that.
 
2013-03-22 07:37:34 AM
Drake Murdering in my vagina?
It's more likely than you think.
 
2013-03-22 07:38:56 AM
She really needs to get with 'accidentally' releasing a sex tape before it's too late.
 
2013-03-22 07:40:48 AM
I had a girlfriend who was a dead ringer for her.

/fap
 
2013-03-22 07:43:46 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


If you follow the Drake Equation to it's logical conclusion, you get a fraction so infinitesimally small that it might as well be zero.

So we don't exist, either.

But thankfully, then neither does Amanda Bynes' vaj.
 
2013-03-22 07:46:15 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


After lurking around Twitter for a while, I would be more inclined to ponder "Is there intelligent life on this one". This little tart is a prime example of "Just because you can speak and have an audience doesn't mean you should". Although, hers are almost literary masterpieces compared to most major sports celebrities and pop/hip hop stars.
 
2013-03-22 07:49:07 AM
Amanda... Please
 
2013-03-22 07:50:26 AM
Drake sucks
 
2013-03-22 07:51:14 AM

trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)


OMG I used to LOVE Degrassi Jr High on the rare occasion that we would get it. It was a
Canadian show and back then, not much Canuckistanian programming made it down our
way.

I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC
 
2013-03-22 07:53:32 AM

dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]


GAH! She looks like Nicki Minaj and Michael Jackson's love child!
 
2013-03-22 07:55:46 AM
YOGYVMO.
 
2013-03-22 07:56:15 AM
"Vagina Murderer" needs to be on a t-shirt.
 
2013-03-22 08:05:39 AM
Good for her. I actually find this hilarious. We could all stand to be a bit more sex-positive in this country. Get over the hangups about vaginas. Guys need to realize that making women feel uncomfortable about being sexual beings is only going to lead to less sexy time happening, which is bad for all of us.
 
2013-03-22 08:06:00 AM

RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?



Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table


Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread
 
2013-03-22 08:09:07 AM
I want Drake to break into my house in the middle of the day so the ADT alarm will scare him off.
 
2013-03-22 08:13:44 AM

gunga galunga: RatMaster999: thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table

Yvette? I hated her...SO MUCH...it-it-it the-the fl...Flames! One the side of my face! Beathing breaths. Heaving breaths. Heaving.

/since nobody has anything to day about her stupid tweet, might as well make ot a Clue quote thread


Well, someone's got to break the ice, and it might as well be me. I mean, I'm used to being a hostess, it's part of my husband's work. And it's always difficult when a group of new friends meet together for the first time, to get acquainted. So I'm perfectly prepared to start the ball rolling. I mean, I-I have absolutely no idea what we're doing here. Or what I'm doing here, or what this place is about, but I am determined to enjoy myself. And I'm very intrigued, and, oh my, this soup's delicious, isn't it?
 
2013-03-22 08:16:31 AM

digitalrain: trippycrazy12: I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)

OMG I used to LOVE Degrassi Jr High on the rare occasion that we would get it. It was a
Canadian show and back then, not much Canuckistanian programming made it down our
way.

I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC


Stepdad of the kid, actually. They brought the show back 10 years ago which was the version I saw. Drake was one of the main characters along with Spike's kid.
 
2013-03-22 08:18:31 AM
Betwixt her yonder thistledown,
I once bespoke the knave.
 
2013-03-22 08:19:41 AM
She could be referring to her old co-star, Drake Bell.

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kab
2013-03-22 08:21:24 AM
No clue who these people are, but it happened on twatter, so it must be of the utmost importance.
 
2013-03-22 08:25:34 AM

digitalrain: I remember Spike getting pregnant though. Snake was the daddy, IIRC



Snake?....Snake?....SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
 
2013-03-22 08:27:35 AM
Is that code for doing her while she is on her period, making it look like OJ was there?
 
2013-03-22 08:28:46 AM
I see someone made a Frank Drake joke, so here's a pic of Amanda Bynes in a bikini:

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2013-03-22 08:29:47 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: [img10.imageshack.us image 439x304]
But, will there be intelligent life on other planets?


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2013-03-22 08:30:59 AM

digitalrain: dwade: Alphax: HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]

Did she change much, physically?

[d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net image 600x903]

GAH! She looks like Nicki Minaj and Michael Jackson's love child!


I WAS thinking of Minaj.. just not quite.
 
2013-03-22 08:32:41 AM

dwade: /SORRY FOR DOUBLE POST


What the hell is that?
 
2013-03-22 08:32:53 AM
Does this mean we all have to chip in on a gift?  Perhaps a large screen tv?
 
2013-03-22 08:35:41 AM
VOLO.  Vagina Only Lives Once?
 
2013-03-22 08:39:47 AM

Lee's_Austin: YOGYVMO.


What you did there... I see it.
 
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