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2013-03-21 10:36:30 PM
Well, that happened.
 
2013-03-21 10:38:58 PM
She should have picked Chris Brown.  He might literally have done that.
 
2013-03-21 10:56:45 PM
I saw that in my feed. While some don't play with a full deck, I don't even think she brought a card to the table.
 
2013-03-21 11:02:37 PM
Not sure if fap.
 
2013-03-21 11:22:13 PM
Would you accept a fat Frenchman instead?
 
2013-03-21 11:24:01 PM
Gotta love the Drake.
 
2013-03-22 12:02:06 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:39 AM
From what I've heard... that thing's already been murdered.
 
2013-03-22 12:30:48 AM
who said what to who now?
 
2013-03-22 04:38:36 AM
DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!
 
2013-03-22 04:39:37 AM
Anybody remember when she was Penny who was in love with the black kid (Seaweed) in Hairspray? Yeah, they probably did the horizontal tango off-camera. And once you go ocean-borne vegetation, you'll sink to the lowest depths.

/Just came up with that off the top of my head
 
2013-03-22 04:43:56 AM
Drake?  Assuming that we're not talking about dragons here.. never heard of him.
 
2013-03-22 04:45:07 AM
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She has some competition on the crazy train.
 
2013-03-22 04:45:25 AM
ewwww
 
2013-03-22 04:46:42 AM
Ahhh, I HATE the Drake! and I'm not feeling to good about the Drakette either.
 
2013-03-22 04:47:18 AM
lol
 
2013-03-22 04:48:31 AM

nmrsnr: [upload.wikimedia.org image 198x532]

That's one cave he won't be spelunking in.




I love that word.

Thank you Gary Gygax.
 
2013-03-22 04:49:57 AM
From the comments:

"I want to murder Justin Beiber's vagina."
 
2013-03-22 04:50:00 AM
Should I know who these people are?
 
2013-03-22 04:51:39 AM
Alas, for days gone by.

gossipteen.com
 
2013-03-22 04:52:12 AM
I know of Amanda Bynes but don't know wtf a Drake is.
I want Juno Temple to ride me like a pogo stick but I suspect no one gives a shiat about that, either.
 
2013-03-22 04:53:39 AM
It's easy to murder vagina. The hard part is getting away with it.
 
2013-03-22 04:54:42 AM

HotWingAgenda: Alas, for days gone by.

[gossipteen.com image 266x400]


Did she change much, physically?
 
2013-03-22 04:54:55 AM
There is no one I resented more growing up (in pop culture) than Amanda Bynes. She's a scapegoat in my mind, deservedly or not, for the decline of programming on Nickelodeon.
 
2013-03-22 04:56:46 AM
I don't even know what that means.
 
mhd
2013-03-22 04:57:24 AM
i.imgur.com
"There must be a beginning of any great matter, but the continuing unto the end until it be thoroughly finished yields the true glory."
 
2013-03-22 05:07:34 AM
users.accesscomm.ca

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.
 
2013-03-22 05:08:30 AM
img27.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-22 05:09:00 AM
I'm sure Drake would love Amanda Bynes Hugandkiss.
 
2013-03-22 05:11:53 AM
Sad. Amanda Bynes is clearly mentally ill and isn't getting the help she needs.
 
2013-03-22 05:12:13 AM
Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.
 
2013-03-22 05:18:38 AM
Who? What? And why should I care?
 
2013-03-22 05:22:33 AM

feckingmorons: Should I know who these people are?


I had to Google them, it didn't help explain the murder her vagina bit though. Stupid, vapid, useless person makes stupid vapid, useless, comment in an attempt to be interesting perhaps.
 
2013-03-22 05:22:37 AM
I don't know what a drake is but I would gladly kill a biatch or two for a shot at that vag
 
2013-03-22 05:22:59 AM
I still can't help but think of the guy as the kid from Degrassi. (High school guilty pleasure)
 
2013-03-22 05:33:01 AM
In the library, with the candlestick?
 
2013-03-22 05:37:02 AM

gadian: I don't even know what that means.


I don't even know who these people are.
 
2013-03-22 05:39:19 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

She must really want a membership to Ducks Unlimited...
 
2013-03-22 05:39:23 AM

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


Colonel Mustard-like typing detected.
 
2013-03-22 05:40:21 AM
Josh gets left out again.
 
2013-03-22 05:41:06 AM
gatherer.wizards.com

Or maybe she plays a red deck...
 
2013-03-22 05:42:33 AM

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


static.neatorama.com
 
2013-03-22 05:47:16 AM

thamike: In the library, with the candlestick?


media.avclub.com

Though I'd rather do Yvette...maybe on the billard table
 
2013-03-22 05:53:16 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Ayo thats right the 3 ply softness brotha took up all the top spots nahmean. I aint even got to tell you how the god be feelin bout this brotha. But I wish the brotha success n long as he stay out a brothas way he aint gon get thrown thru no brick walls or nothin like that. Hopefully the brotha stop droppin vagina bombs on brothas n start rappin like a dude tho nahmean.


dude, i just read that somewhere. where the hell did i read that?
 
2013-03-22 05:55:18 AM

sendtodave: gadian: I don't even know what that means.

I don't even know who these people are.


Don't worry neither do I.....I have a sneaking suspicion that they might both be cancerous polyps on the anus of humanity
 
2013-03-22 06:05:23 AM
It's going to be pled out as justifiable homicide.
 
2013-03-22 06:06:08 AM
When I read the headline, I was confused. After I clicked the link, I became more confused. Then I read the thread, and now I can't brain.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:03 AM

Aboleth: DRAKE! WE ARE LEAVING!


Danke.  Aliens references are always welcome.
 
2013-03-22 06:07:53 AM
Probably need to use the economy pack...

www.drakesdevildogs.com
 
2013-03-22 06:09:03 AM

Descartes: [users.accesscomm.ca image 432x256]

That's too bad... i was really hoping she was for the Alliance.


I liked those books.  Especially the first one, Marching Through Georgia
 
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