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(Sun News Network)   There's the odd couple and then there's killing your roommate because of a mess in the kitchen   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 14
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2013-03-21 07:57:51 PM  
5 votes:
Finally, Quentin Tarantino's The Odd Couple.
2013-03-22 01:15:32 AM  
2 votes:
I knew a guy who apparently figured that if the toilet's plugged and overflowing, use another toilet.
2013-03-22 12:20:48 AM  
2 votes:

davidphogan: drjekel_mrhyde: Why not just wipe your arse with his/her towels

I had a roommate who used two of my towels to clean up after he clogged the toilet.

For my revenge I didn't kill him, I just put the towels in his bed.  (Yeah, he didn't wash them.  He put them in my dirty laundry.  Seriously.  Who the fark does that?)

It seemed worse at the moment.


I should add, they were under his covers.
2013-03-22 12:05:47 AM  
2 votes:
I had a Mongolian roommate once.  Raw meat constant left out on the kitchen counter, and milk in every state of spoilage all over the place.
2013-03-21 10:49:15 PM  
2 votes:

RedPhoenix122: God Is My Co-Pirate: Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.

If I had an alibi, I'd have already done this.

/Who leaves rice in a pan for a month?


Mine thought he'd make chicken stock from scratch. So he rendered a chicken carcass in the microwave. And forgot about it. And went away for the week.
2013-03-22 12:50:52 AM  
1 votes:
Believe me, I spend most of my waking hours trying to drive our shiatty roomate out. biatch steals like a whole caravan of gypsies, keeps completely opposite hours from the 3 of us (who all need to be up by 4:30 am), blasts Michael Jackson's greatest hits non stop, routinely leaves the house not only unlocked, but actually will leave the front door OPEN all night long, smokes oxy pretty much every moment she's awake, throws cigarette butts all over even when she's within arms reach of an ashtray, and on and on and on.
2013-03-22 12:28:29 AM  
1 votes:
I've had a few awful roommates. One straight out of China who didn't know not to put metal in a microwave (first a can of soup, and then minutes later after being told "No" a metal pot with a fork in it). The other was a spoiled rich kid who was a douche and never did anything to help clean up amongst other douchetastic things.
2013-03-22 12:19:45 AM  
1 votes:

drjekel_mrhyde: Why not just wipe your arse with his/her towels


I had a roommate who used two of my towels to clean up after he clogged the toilet.

For my revenge I didn't kill him, I just put the towels in his bed.  (Yeah, he didn't wash them.  He put them in my dirty laundry.  Seriously.  Who the fark does that?)

It seemed worse at the moment.
2013-03-22 12:15:35 AM  
1 votes:
I bet that son of a biatch was letting the dishes "soak."
2013-03-22 12:06:42 AM  
1 votes:
My worst life stories all start with "I had this roommate who..._____"
2013-03-21 11:59:50 PM  
1 votes:
2013-03-21 11:50:38 PM  
1 votes:

CaptSacto: I had a roommate who trimmed his toenails in the kitchen. On one of the counters. And then left a little pile of toenail clippings sitting there. On the kitchen counter.
Toenail clippings. On the kitchen counter.
Absorb that.
If you were on my jury, would you vote to convict?


If that was the only thing you noticed he did, imagine all the stuff you didn't see.
2013-03-21 10:29:47 PM  
1 votes:
  You know there's alot of people who would appreciate having their gravy tossed..
2013-03-21 09:43:43 PM  
1 votes:
Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.
 
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