davidphogan: drjekel_mrhyde: Why not just wipe your arse with his/her towelsI had a roommate who used two of my towels to clean up after he clogged the toilet.For my revenge I didn't kill him, I just put the towels in his bed. (Yeah, he didn't wash them. He put them in my dirty laundry. Seriously. Who the fark does that?)It seemed worse at the moment.
RedPhoenix122: God Is My Co-Pirate: Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.If I had an alibi, I'd have already done this./Who leaves rice in a pan for a month?
drjekel_mrhyde: Why not just wipe your arse with his/her towels
CaptSacto: I had a roommate who trimmed his toenails in the kitchen. On one of the counters. And then left a little pile of toenail clippings sitting there. On the kitchen counter.Toenail clippings. On the kitchen counter.Absorb that.If you were on my jury, would you vote to convict?
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