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(Sun News Network)   There's the odd couple and then there's killing your roommate because of a mess in the kitchen   (sunnewsnetwork.ca) divider line 18
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3937 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2013 at 11:40 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-03-21 11:48:04 PM  
4 votes:
The killer is the one who left the mess.

Protip: if the large, drunk, pinheaded Neanderthal you're rooming with threw gravy all over the kitchen and punched holes in the walls, do not angrily confront him. Move out.
2013-03-21 11:50:38 PM  
2 votes:

CaptSacto: I had a roommate who trimmed his toenails in the kitchen. On one of the counters. And then left a little pile of toenail clippings sitting there. On the kitchen counter.
Toenail clippings. On the kitchen counter.
Absorb that.
If you were on my jury, would you vote to convict?


If that was the only thing you noticed he did, imagine all the stuff you didn't see.
2013-03-21 11:46:53 PM  
2 votes:
I had a roommate who trimmed his toenails in the kitchen. On one of the counters. And then left a little pile of toenail clippings sitting there. On the kitchen counter.
Toenail clippings. On the kitchen counter.
Absorb that.
If you were on my jury, would you vote to convict?
2013-03-21 09:43:43 PM  
2 votes:
Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.
2013-03-21 07:57:51 PM  
2 votes:
Finally, Quentin Tarantino's The Odd Couple.
2013-03-22 02:51:50 AM  
1 votes:

bugcrusher: drewogatory: Believe me, I spend most of my waking hours trying to drive our shiatty roomate out. biatch steals like a whole caravan of gypsies, keeps completely opposite hours from the 3 of us (who all need to be up by 4:30 am), blasts Michael Jackson's greatest hits non stop, routinely leaves the house not only unlocked, but actually will leave the front door OPEN all night long, smokes oxy pretty much every moment she's awake, throws cigarette butts all over even when she's within arms reach of an ashtray, and on and on and on.

Ask her to leave?


It's her house.
2013-03-22 01:10:45 AM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Finally, Quentin Tarantino's The Odd Couple.


And done in one.
2013-03-22 01:06:08 AM  
1 votes:

drewogatory: Believe me, I spend most of my waking hours trying to drive our shiatty roomate out. biatch steals like a whole caravan of gypsies, keeps completely opposite hours from the 3 of us (who all need to be up by 4:30 am), blasts Michael Jackson's greatest hits non stop, routinely leaves the house not only unlocked, but actually will leave the front door OPEN all night long, smokes oxy pretty much every moment she's awake, throws cigarette butts all over even when she's within arms reach of an ashtray, and on and on and on.


Sounds like she could suck the label off a Spalding baseball bat.  Count your blessings.
2013-03-22 01:05:43 AM  
1 votes:
Roommates suck, always.  Your life should be dedicated to ensuring you are able to live without them.
2013-03-22 01:03:21 AM  
1 votes:

drewogatory: Believe me, I spend most of my waking hours trying to drive our shiatty roomate out. biatch steals like a whole caravan of gypsies, keeps completely opposite hours from the 3 of us (who all need to be up by 4:30 am), blasts Michael Jackson's greatest hits non stop, routinely leaves the house not only unlocked, but actually will leave the front door OPEN all night long, smokes oxy pretty much every moment she's awake, throws cigarette butts all over even when she's within arms reach of an ashtray, and on and on and on.


Ask her to leave?
2013-03-22 12:50:52 AM  
1 votes:
Believe me, I spend most of my waking hours trying to drive our shiatty roomate out. biatch steals like a whole caravan of gypsies, keeps completely opposite hours from the 3 of us (who all need to be up by 4:30 am), blasts Michael Jackson's greatest hits non stop, routinely leaves the house not only unlocked, but actually will leave the front door OPEN all night long, smokes oxy pretty much every moment she's awake, throws cigarette butts all over even when she's within arms reach of an ashtray, and on and on and on.
2013-03-22 12:28:29 AM  
1 votes:
I've had a few awful roommates. One straight out of China who didn't know not to put metal in a microwave (first a can of soup, and then minutes later after being told "No" a metal pot with a fork in it). The other was a spoiled rich kid who was a douche and never did anything to help clean up amongst other douchetastic things.
2013-03-22 12:16:02 AM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Finally, Quentin Tarantino's The Odd Couple.


We're all out of Corn Flakes. --F.U.
2013-03-22 12:05:47 AM  
1 votes:
I had a Mongolian roommate once.  Raw meat constant left out on the kitchen counter, and milk in every state of spoilage all over the place.
2013-03-21 11:58:21 PM  
1 votes:
Oh man.  My friend in college had some of the worst roommates ever.  The kitchen in the house they rented was beyond disgusting, by the third month they had stopped using the sink because the mold was crawling up the wall.  Liquid would occasionally drip from the cabinents onto the counter below, the whole place was a hazmat site.
2013-03-21 11:50:27 PM  
1 votes:
neither i nor my eclectic collection of chemicals had anything to do with my ex-roommate's permanent nerve damage. the ex-roommate who left big chunks of various dinners around the house. who pushed a whole damn half-eaten plate of roast and something under the couch and left it there. who never did the freekin dishes. who broke my freekin couch. who somehow managed to make the whole kitchen greasy.

nope, i don't know how that strange nerve damage thing happened. but the guys in the article were Newfies, so imma give the accused a free pass.
2013-03-21 10:49:15 PM  
1 votes:

RedPhoenix122: God Is My Co-Pirate: Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.

If I had an alibi, I'd have already done this.

/Who leaves rice in a pan for a month?


Mine thought he'd make chicken stock from scratch. So he rendered a chicken carcass in the microwave. And forgot about it. And went away for the week.
2013-03-21 10:43:13 PM  
1 votes:

God Is My Co-Pirate: Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.


If I had an alibi, I'd have already done this.

/Who leaves rice in a pan for a month?
 
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