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(Sun News Network)   There's the odd couple and then there's killing your roommate because of a mess in the kitchen   ( divider line
    More: Strange, roommates, Fort McMurray, strangling  
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3991 clicks; posted to Main » on 21 Mar 2013 at 11:40 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-03-22 08:26:32 AM  
bad roommate stories, oh lord.  it's too damn early in the morning, I haven't had any coffee.  I don't want to ruin my day and dredge up those painful memories for your entertainment.  Give me a few hours to wake up, do a couple useful things and then I'll exacerbate those dark corners of my memory.  I may need to get something more powerful than caffeine to get through that, though.  And I'm fresh out of opiates.  Since like, 1997.

DNRTFA, afraid it might be my old roommate and his brother.
2013-03-22 01:52:09 PM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: The killer is the one who left the mess.

Somebody else who actually RTFA! We should hang out.
2013-03-24 03:24:28 AM  

No Such Agency: God Is My Co-Pirate:
Remembering some of my roommates, I'm kind of on the killer's side here.

Yeah... Jason, who wouldn't shut up about "Oh!  My Goddess!" comics and whose mom did his dishes every two weeks, you are lucky to be alive.  Karen, who tried to steal my cat, you too.  Then again, reading this thread, maybe I should have given them a medal for not being the worst.

their garage is still filled with her shiat.

Wonder how much it would sell for?

I'm trying to convince them of doing that right now!
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