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(Scientific American)   Meet the fish that will haunt your nightmares   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Journal of Zoology, bisexuality, lower jaw, piling, seagrasses, molars, incisors, plankton  
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2013-03-21 11:22:07 PM  
3 votes:
Will it swim up my urethra? Then no, it's not that scary.
2013-03-21 11:08:25 PM  
3 votes:
That's not a Candiru.
2013-03-21 10:30:51 PM  
2 votes:
And what haunts the fish's nightmares?

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2013-03-22 12:19:38 AM  
1 vote:
2013-03-21 11:31:11 PM  
1 vote:
I love it when articles talk about fish we considered "trash fish" 25 years ago. All of a sudden they're like ahi tuna or something.

There's nothing like the thought of a delicious piece of meat with human teeth wrapped in prison stripes to put you to a gentle, dreamless sleep.

Another good thing about this huge creep is that, unlike one of its relatives, the Salema porgy (Sarpa salpa), you won't risk having a terrible trip when you eat one. Apparently they taste great!

Shut. Up.
2013-03-21 11:30:57 PM  
1 vote:
I see the Venture Brothers fans are represented here tonight.

Carry on.
2013-03-21 11:14:13 PM  
1 vote:
So where is the fish that will haunt my nightmares? All I see is some weirdo with human-like teeth. That's not scary. That's just weird.
2013-03-21 08:56:56 PM  
1 vote:
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2013-03-21 08:55:19 PM  
1 vote:
You're a big softy, subs. Here you go:

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