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(ESPN)   The nine strangest injuries in baseball this spring. Come for the clam chowder, stay for the scorpions and bubble gum   (espn.go.com) divider line 17
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2013-03-21 09:31:10 PM
Ahhh..Jeeezzz..I think I pulled an Ovary.
 
2013-03-21 09:42:47 PM
Hocley players get the most gruesome injuries, baseball players get the funniest.  This is proven by science.
 
2013-03-21 10:33:00 PM
Still doesn't beat that pitcher hurting his arm playing Guitar Hero.

Or the guy that slammed himself through a glass table in his sleep.

/I could go on
 
2013-03-21 10:36:23 PM
Arizona Bark Scorpions would be a great band name.
 
2013-03-21 10:37:49 PM

snake_beater: Still doesn't beat that pitcher hurting his arm playing Guitar Hero.

Or the guy that slammed himself through a glass table in his sleep.

/I could go on


Hell there's a whole webpage dedicated to them.

http://funny2.com/baseball.htm
 
2013-03-21 10:44:42 PM

Flappyhead: snake_beater: Still doesn't beat that pitcher hurting his arm playing Guitar Hero.

Or the guy that slammed himself through a glass table in his sleep.

/I could go on

Hell there's a whole webpage dedicated to them.

http://funny2.com/baseball.htm


Oh ho ho ho, someone dedicated a whole Web page to that! I laughed so hard I sprained my sphincter.
 
2013-03-21 10:46:01 PM
Maybe this will help:

i63.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 10:58:32 PM

Porndip Poonpat: Flappyhead: snake_beater: Still doesn't beat that pitcher hurting his arm playing Guitar Hero.

Or the guy that slammed himself through a glass table in his sleep.

/I could go on

Hell there's a whole webpage dedicated to them.

http://funny2.com/baseball.htm

Oh ho ho ho, someone dedicated a whole Web page to that! I laughed so hard I sprained my sphincter.


Pull the stick out next time, that should help.
 
2013-03-21 10:58:58 PM
What kind of idiot tries to grab a ANY kind of scorpion with their hand? I realize bark scorpions are serious bastards, but god damn that's a unique looking beast.

/I respect scorps but they need to stay the fark away from me, been stung enough already
 
2013-03-22 12:15:42 AM

neuroflare: What kind of idiot tries to grab a ANY kind of scorpion with their hand? I realize bark scorpions are serious bastards, but god damn that's a unique looking beast.

/I respect scorps but they need to stay the fark away from me, been stung enough already


They're like snakes: sure, they MAY be harmless, but I'm not getting close enough to find out.
 
2013-03-22 12:40:44 AM
I'm impressed that not one, but two, General Managers landed themselves on the list this year. Also, who the fark doesn't recognize a scorpion? If it has a stingy tail, smash it with something, don't try to grab it.
 
2013-03-22 07:07:32 AM
My favorite funny injury happened to a guy on my hightschool football team. He came in one day with fresh stitches in his head but wouldn't tell anybody what happened. Of course the story got out eventually. He had just put up a book shelf above his bed. I guess hight school football players are not known for their carpentry skills.

\CSB and all that.
\\ Can this die already?
 
2013-03-22 09:22:32 AM

Flappyhead: snake_beater: Still doesn't beat that pitcher hurting his arm playing Guitar Hero.

Or the guy that slammed himself through a glass table in his sleep.

/I could go on

Hell there's a whole webpage dedicated to them.

http://funny2.com/baseball.htm


"John Smoltz burned his chest while ironing the shirt he was wearing."

Here in Baltimore, one of our backup outfielders, Lew Ford, is said to have done the same. He denies it, of course. Apparently, what really happened, was that he just burned himself with an iron - not from ironing his shirt while wearing it.

I wonder if any of these are urban legends. Apparently, the Nolan Ryan thing is true. That's pretty crazy.
 
2013-03-22 10:10:07 AM
i wouldn't get near one of those farkers

newvegas.nexusmods.com
 
2013-03-22 10:40:35 AM
maybe unrelated but baseball is only a week away.  Any Fark fantasy leagues going yet?
 
2013-03-22 12:47:24 PM

Prey4reign: Arizona Bark Scorpions would be a great band name.


... or minor league ball club name
 
2013-03-22 03:08:14 PM

cptjeff: I'm impressed that not one, but two, General Managers landed themselves on the list this year. Also, who the fark doesn't recognize a scorpion? If it has a stingy tail, smash it with something, don't try to grab it.


Well, he is Canadian.
 
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