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(Journal News)   NY assistant DA becomes first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously, as his live-in illegal-immigrant personal trainer is charged with raping a 12-year-old girl   (lohud.com) divider line 32
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2013-03-21 07:52:31 PM  
5 votes:
YAHTZEE!!
2013-03-22 05:38:29 AM  
3 votes:
Anything that slithered out of Judge Judy and survived deserves its day in court.
2013-03-21 10:16:14 PM  
3 votes:
Oh goodness. If only that girl hadn't dressed so slu-

If only she hadn't consumed so much alco-

If only she hadn't lied because she was regret-

Damn. None of the typical "Blame the Victim(TM)" FARKisms work here! ABANDON THREAD!

iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de
2013-03-21 10:15:33 PM  
3 votes:
Wow--so the personal trainer was cheating on the DA with a 12 year old girl?

He should dump the jerk.
2013-03-22 07:28:55 AM  
2 votes:

Communist_Manifesto: I wonder if the trainer paid any rent? Boy, I tell ya, these politicians are something else.


i1224.photobucket.com
2013-03-22 01:45:19 AM  
2 votes:
Non-story.  Overzealous staff-her.  >_>
2013-03-22 01:12:42 AM  
2 votes:

mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given


Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!
2013-03-22 12:03:54 AM  
2 votes:
"live-in personal trainer"?

"live-in personal trainer"?
2013-03-21 11:18:03 PM  
2 votes:
Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.
2013-03-21 10:43:58 PM  
2 votes:
Non-story, partisan witch-hunt, gotcha questions from the lamestream media, plus liberal bias.
2013-03-21 10:17:12 PM  
2 votes:

MFAWG: Bill Clinton got a blowjob!


In a row!?
2013-03-21 08:48:31 PM  
2 votes:
I guess he needed to hire an illegal because the money was a bit tight at the Levy household.

cmsimg.thejournalnews.com
2013-03-21 08:02:50 PM  
2 votes:

Gulper Eel: GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.

Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?


It's probably innocent.  Since he has to speak in public so often he needs to be able to get pumped at a moments notice, plus all of that stress probably means he benefits from some intense stretching and massage after work.  With so many cases to handle he doesn't have time to hit the gym when his glutes need a good workout.
2013-03-21 06:09:52 PM  
2 votes:

GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.


Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?
2013-03-22 02:37:46 PM  
1 votes:

Flappyhead: Not even 40 posts in and the trolls are out in full force, lemme grab some popcorn.


Actually has become boring.  The trolls are all trying to one-up each other.  All just one or two line responses - no half page flames from someone who either doesn't have a troll detector or has a malfunctioning one.

And I'm too otherwise occupied to see if one of the trollsters has taken a different position on the topic than in past threads...  If this was a Friday night kegger, everyone would be thinking about going home.

Way to phone in a thread peeps - you are supposed to be entertaining me.
2013-03-22 01:39:05 PM  
1 votes:

armoredbulldozer: GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.

With all of this wrongdoing, he might catch up with our IOTUS Obama.  (I-Idiot)


-∞/10
2013-03-22 01:28:41 PM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: bdub77: Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.

And as usual, the liberals bring it right back to anal sex. Like they always do. What page of the DNC handbook do you all pull that from?


Page 17. Also footnotes on p.32 and 71.

HTH
2013-03-22 08:20:08 AM  
1 votes:

shotglasss: And as usual, the liberals bring it right back to anal sex. Like they always do. What page of the DNC handbook do you all pull that from?


www.troll.me
2013-03-22 07:39:31 AM  
1 votes:

randomjsa: So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.


It's like you endeavor to not understand.
2013-03-22 07:00:36 AM  
1 votes:

heavymetal: Sock Ruh Tease: [upload.wikimedia.org image 378x236]

Living up to the family name?


I would expect a guy so dedicated to fitness that he felt the need for a "live-in trainer" would look a little more in shape, and not have the extra chin.


Assuming they actually exercise.
2013-03-22 01:28:48 AM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given

Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!


Oh, and somehow this has to be Obama's fault.
2013-03-22 12:09:42 AM  
1 votes:

BuckTurgidson: "live-in personal trainer"?


Read as "Sugar baby" or "Rentboy."
2013-03-21 11:11:14 PM  
1 votes:

Cuchulane: Hey DA, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.


What if I pissed on your shoe and called you my little dumplin'?
2013-03-21 10:42:17 PM  
1 votes:
You know what I mean, dammit!
2013-03-21 10:14:27 PM  
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: YAHTZEE!!


dammit so much I came in here to say that. YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW SON

/yahtzee!
2013-03-21 10:10:55 PM  
1 votes:
Real me-en ov ge-nious.

Here's to you, Mr. first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously guy.

Mr.-first-Republican-official-to-hit-every-single-box-on-the-hypocri sy /crime-checklist-simultaneously-guy.
2013-03-21 10:07:57 PM  
1 votes:
Republican takes a chance on an "undocumented worker", knowing all these people can be grouped together for a reason, and Fark Libs take it out on the Republican.

I bet you sick farks were cheering on Bartlet's MS lie.
2013-03-21 09:55:04 PM  
1 votes:

coeyagi: The story here is illegal immigration and his tacit approval of it. He should throw the book at himself.


This is the point where I do the "Oh, you" face and then we both crack up laughing, right?
2013-03-21 09:41:11 PM  
1 votes:
You sunk my Battleship!
2013-03-21 09:14:42 PM  
1 votes:
The Aristocrats!
2013-03-21 08:13:56 PM  
1 votes:
BINGO!
2013-03-21 06:05:52 PM  
1 votes:
Not quite.  No gay sex.
 
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