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(Journal News)   NY assistant DA becomes first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously, as his live-in illegal-immigrant personal trainer is charged with raping a 12-year-old girl   (lohud.com) divider line 97
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2013-03-21 05:36:56 PM  
...and then forcing her to get an abortion...
 
2013-03-21 06:05:52 PM  
Not quite.  No gay sex.
 
2013-03-21 06:09:52 PM  

GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.


Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?
 
2013-03-21 07:52:31 PM  
YAHTZEE!!
 
2013-03-21 08:02:00 PM  
Only winged it. It's the trainer charged, not the DA.
 
2013-03-21 08:02:50 PM  

Gulper Eel: GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.

Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?


It's probably innocent.  Since he has to speak in public so often he needs to be able to get pumped at a moments notice, plus all of that stress probably means he benefits from some intense stretching and massage after work.  With so many cases to handle he doesn't have time to hit the gym when his glutes need a good workout.
 
2013-03-21 08:13:56 PM  
BINGO!
 
2013-03-21 08:48:31 PM  
I guess he needed to hire an illegal because the money was a bit tight at the Levy household.

cmsimg.thejournalnews.com
 
2013-03-21 09:14:42 PM  
The Aristocrats!
 
2013-03-21 09:41:11 PM  
You sunk my Battleship!
 
2013-03-21 09:42:31 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Gulper Eel: GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.

Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?

It's probably innocent.  Since he has to speak in public so often he needs to be able to get pumped at a moments notice, plus all of that stress probably means he benefits from some intense stretching and massage after work.  With so many cases to handle he doesn't have time to hit the gym when his glutes need a good workout.


Nice.
 
2013-03-21 09:45:48 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Living up to the family name?
 
2013-03-21 09:47:04 PM  
Bingo!
 
2013-03-21 09:48:58 PM  
House of cards falling like dominos. Checkmate.
 
2013-03-21 09:50:13 PM  
Bill Clinton got a blowjob!
 
2013-03-21 09:51:01 PM  

NeverDrunk23: House of cards falling like dominos. Checkmate.


Nice.
 
2013-03-21 09:53:31 PM  

GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.


This.  And he calls himself a Republican?
 
2013-03-21 09:53:46 PM  
The story here is illegal immigration and his tacit approval of it.  He should throw the book at himself.
 
2013-03-21 09:55:04 PM  

coeyagi: The story here is illegal immigration and his tacit approval of it. He should throw the book at himself.


This is the point where I do the "Oh, you" face and then we both crack up laughing, right?
 
2013-03-21 09:56:34 PM  
I wonder if the trainer paid any rent? Boy, I tell ya, these politicians are something else.
 
2013-03-21 09:58:51 PM  

Gulper Eel: GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.

Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?


Hes Judge Judy's son.

momma makes bank.
 
2013-03-21 10:02:40 PM  

Fluorescent Testicle: coeyagi: The story here is illegal immigration and his tacit approval of it. He should throw the book at himself.

This is the point where I do the "Oh, you" face and then we both crack up laughing, right?


Would it make you feel better if I said "Laws that Republican district attorneys ignore to make themselves feel better"?
 
2013-03-21 10:03:16 PM  
I wonder what Levy's mom would have to say about this.

t.qkme.me
 
2013-03-21 10:04:26 PM  

Spaced Lion: I wonder what Levy's mom would have to say about this.

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I wonder what Chandra Levy has to say about this.

www.biography.com
 
2013-03-21 10:07:57 PM  
Republican takes a chance on an "undocumented worker", knowing all these people can be grouped together for a reason, and Fark Libs take it out on the Republican.

I bet you sick farks were cheering on Bartlet's MS lie.
 
2013-03-21 10:08:15 PM  
Obviously a liberal plant.
 
2013-03-21 10:10:55 PM  
Real me-en ov ge-nious.

Here's to you, Mr. first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously guy.

Mr.-first-Republican-official-to-hit-every-single-box-on-the-hypocri sy /crime-checklist-simultaneously-guy.
 
2013-03-21 10:14:27 PM  

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: YAHTZEE!!


dammit so much I came in here to say that. YOU TAKE IT BACK RIGHT NOW SON

/yahtzee!
 
xcv
2013-03-21 10:14:40 PM  

Communist_Manifesto: I wonder if the trainer paid any rent? Boy, I tell ya, these politicians are something else.


It's hard to carry all that luggage alone.
 
2013-03-21 10:15:33 PM  
Wow--so the personal trainer was cheating on the DA with a 12 year old girl?

He should dump the jerk.
 
2013-03-21 10:16:14 PM  
Oh goodness. If only that girl hadn't dressed so slu-

If only she hadn't consumed so much alco-

If only she hadn't lied because she was regret-

Damn. None of the typical "Blame the Victim(TM)" FARKisms work here! ABANDON THREAD!

iambrony.steeph.tp-radio.de
 
2013-03-21 10:17:12 PM  

MFAWG: Bill Clinton got a blowjob!


In a row!?
 
2013-03-21 10:26:30 PM  
Live in illegal immigrant employee. No problem, liberal Democrats do that all the time and never suffer consequences.

Rape, also not a big deal, according to Evie Hudak.

Nothing to see here folks. Oh wait, a Republican is involved. That makes it bad.
 
2013-03-21 10:28:44 PM  
What is it with Eastern Europeans and creepy underage rape?
 
2013-03-21 10:29:03 PM  
Prosecute the hell out of everyone involved. Hypocrites and jerks are destroying both parties. Throw the damn book, clean this crap up, and maybe I might vote for Republicans again.

This is not "both sides are bad, so vote my way". I'm sick of corruption and tribalism.
 
2013-03-21 10:32:17 PM  

omnibus_necanda_sunt: What is it with Eastern Europeans and creepy underage rape?


As opposed to the non-creepy underage rape?
 
2013-03-21 10:42:17 PM  
You know what I mean, dammit!
 
2013-03-21 10:43:46 PM  
Hey DA, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.
 
2013-03-21 10:43:58 PM  
Non-story, partisan witch-hunt, gotcha questions from the lamestream media, plus liberal bias.
 
2013-03-21 10:49:37 PM  

shotglasss: Live in illegal immigrant employee. No problem, liberal Democrats do that all the time and never suffer consequences.

Rape, also not a big deal, according to Evie Hudak.

Nothing to see here folks. Oh wait, a Republican is involved. That makes it bad.


Wow, that's some quality derp there. What vintage is that?
 
2013-03-21 10:49:55 PM  
Not even 40 posts in and the trolls are out in full force, lemme grab some popcorn.
 
2013-03-21 10:59:09 PM  

shotglasss: Evie Hudak


Who?
 
2013-03-21 11:07:14 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: shotglasss: Evie Hudak

Who?


A congresscritter who ineloquently argued against gun possession with a witness who was a victim of rape who was testifying that if she had been able to carry a gun on campus that things might have been different. It was a poor time to make the argument she made.

Suggesting that her statement = "rape is no big deal" is a level of derp that is hard to fathom.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:08 PM  

theknuckler_33: Lionel Mandrake: shotglasss: Evie Hudak

Who?

A Democrat congresscritter who ineloquently argued against gun possession with a witness who was a victim of rape who was testifying that if she had been able to carry a gun on campus that things might have been different. It was a poor time to make the argument she made.

Suggesting that her statement = "rape is no big deal" is a level of derp that is hard to fathom.


FTFM lest I be accused of 'librul media' type offenses.
 
2013-03-21 11:09:21 PM  

theknuckler_33: Lionel Mandrake: shotglasss: Evie Hudak

Who?

A congresscritter who ineloquently argued against gun possession with a witness who was a victim of rape who was testifying that if she had been able to carry a gun on campus that things might have been different. It was a poor time to make the argument she made.

Suggesting that her statement = "rape is no big deal" is a level of derp that is hard to fathom.


Yeah, I wiki'd it.  She's actually a state senator, which makes it a pretty pathetic reach by mr. glasss
 
2013-03-21 11:10:24 PM  

hardinparamedic: Damn. None of the typical "Blame the Victim(TM)" FARKisms work here! ABANDON THREAD!


We can still bemoan the tragic end of a rapist's promising career in personal training...

/he was so young, too
/only 35
 
2013-03-21 11:11:14 PM  

Cuchulane: Hey DA, don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.


What if I pissed on your shoe and called you my little dumplin'?
 
2013-03-21 11:15:51 PM  

shotglasss: Live in illegal immigrant employee. No problem, liberal Democrats do that all the time and never suffer consequences.

Rape, also not a big deal, according to Evie Hudak.

Nothing to see here folks. Oh wait, a Republican is involved. That makes it bad.


And the Democrats are supposedly wanting you to think they're being nice to you by allowing you to not suffer the humility of being legal or possibly even being paid for their services? What?
 
2013-03-21 11:18:03 PM  
Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.
 
2013-03-21 11:18:31 PM  
In before sick revenge fantasies
 
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