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(Journal News)   NY assistant DA becomes first Republican official to hit every single box on the hypocrisy/crime checklist simultaneously, as his live-in illegal-immigrant personal trainer is charged with raping a 12-year-old girl   (lohud.com) divider line 97
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2013-03-21 11:34:44 PM  
"Can it be called hypocrisy if we know that Republicans seem pretty pro-rape?" - madanimalscientist
 
2013-03-21 11:42:01 PM  
Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.
 
2013-03-21 11:50:45 PM  
Why is the fact that he's Romanian make his rape of a 12-year-old girl so much less surprising?
 
2013-03-22 12:03:54 AM  
"live-in personal trainer"?

"live-in personal trainer"?
 
2013-03-22 12:09:42 AM  

BuckTurgidson: "live-in personal trainer"?


Read as "Sugar baby" or "Rentboy."
 
2013-03-22 12:12:54 AM  

Fluorescent Testicle: BuckTurgidson: "live-in personal trainer"?

Read as "Sugar baby" or "Rentboy."


... nttawwt ...
 
2013-03-22 12:14:00 AM  
So then subby you are saying he is the next GOP candidate for president?
 
2013-03-22 12:14:41 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I guess he needed to hire an illegal because the money was a bit tight at the Levy household.

[cmsimg.thejournalnews.com image 300x212]


Judge Judy makes $45 million dollars a year. That's $865,000 per episode. If anything I would expect that house to be bigger.
 
2013-03-22 12:15:55 AM  
thought all politicians had live in illegals. rich people don't do domestic work.
 
2013-03-22 12:18:10 AM  
Rich people's "problems".
 
2013-03-22 12:37:29 AM  
But did he win the Powerball while filling out a perfect NCAA bracket? I think not.
 
2013-03-22 12:41:08 AM  

bdub77: Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.


static.prtst.net
 
2013-03-22 12:52:07 AM  
His penis illegally immigrated into her hoo-ha!

/nil habeo
//Too tired after Steubenvile to give a shiat this time.
 
2013-03-22 01:02:23 AM  

FLMountainMan: GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.

This.  And he calls himself a Republican?


The trainer didn't rape a boy at gunpoint?

Not trying..
 
2013-03-22 01:03:51 AM  

ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.


It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given
 
2013-03-22 01:12:42 AM  

mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given


Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!
 
2013-03-22 01:28:48 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given

Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!


Oh, and somehow this has to be Obama's fault.
 
2013-03-22 01:29:33 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Gulper Eel: GAT_00: Not quite. No gay sex.

Wait for it. An assistant DA with a live-in trainer?

It's probably innocent.  Since he has to speak in public so often he needs to be able to get pumped at a moments notice, plus all of that stress probably means he benefits from some intense stretching and massage after work.  With so many cases to handle he doesn't have time to hit the gym when his glutes need a good workout.


He was there to PUMP HIM UP the ass
 
2013-03-22 01:45:19 AM  
Non-story.  Overzealous staff-her.  >_>
 
2013-03-22 02:02:22 AM  

Lionel Mandrake: I guess he needed to hire an illegal because the money was a bit tight at the Levy household.

[cmsimg.thejournalnews.com image 300x212]


What an ugly house.
 
2013-03-22 02:37:47 AM  

GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.


With all of this wrongdoing, he might catch up with our IOTUS Obama.  (I-Idiot)
 
2013-03-22 02:56:50 AM  
But was she hot?
 
2013-03-22 03:42:02 AM  

GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.


Or drunk driving. . .


I mean, who hasn't had an illegal immigrant, child raping live in personal trainer at one point in their life? Next you'll be saying it's unusual to be a hermaphroditic meth addicted numbers racketeer with a chronic psychosexual arson addiction. I mean, what are we electing, the Pope?


Judgmental you all are!! Judgmental!


/We'll have to wait until Francis resigns to get the 'hermaphroditic meth addicted numbers racketeer with a chronic psychosexual arson addict Pope.
 
2013-03-22 04:11:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Lionel Mandrake: mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given

Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!

Oh, and somehow this has to be Obama's fault.



It's Michelle Obama's fault for demanding we conform to her physical fitness standards.
 
2013-03-22 05:38:29 AM  
Anything that slithered out of Judge Judy and survived deserves its day in court.
 
2013-03-22 05:57:49 AM  

Sock Ruh Tease: [upload.wikimedia.org image 378x236]

Living up to the family name?



I would expect a guy so dedicated to fitness that he felt the need for a "live-in trainer" would look a little more in shape, and not have the extra chin.
 
2013-03-22 06:59:24 AM  

bdub77: Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.


And as usual, the liberals bring it right back to anal sex. Like they always do. What page of the DNC handbook do you all pull that from?
 
2013-03-22 07:00:36 AM  

heavymetal: Sock Ruh Tease: [upload.wikimedia.org image 378x236]

Living up to the family name?


I would expect a guy so dedicated to fitness that he felt the need for a "live-in trainer" would look a little more in shape, and not have the extra chin.


Assuming they actually exercise.
 
2013-03-22 07:02:04 AM  

Jimmysolson: shotglasss: Live in illegal immigrant employee. No problem, liberal Democrats do that all the time and never suffer consequences.

Rape, also not a big deal, according to Evie Hudak.

Nothing to see here folks. Oh wait, a Republican is involved. That makes it bad.

And the Democrats are supposedly wanting you to think they're being nice to you by allowing you to not suffer the humility of being legal or possibly even being paid for their services? What?


That there is world class derp. Hope the DNC is paying you well for it.
 
2013-03-22 07:11:14 AM  
I get outrage over him being a republican and living with his illegal alien boyfriend, but I don't think you can blame him for the stuff the scumbag did with a kid.
 
2013-03-22 07:19:38 AM  

gobstopping: GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.

Or drunk driving. . .


 Next you'll be saying it's unusual to be a hermaphroditic meth addicted numbers racketeer with a chronic psychosexual arson addiction.


It's not unusual, in fact they still hold control of the house due to gerrymandering.
 
2013-03-22 07:28:55 AM  

Communist_Manifesto: I wonder if the trainer paid any rent? Boy, I tell ya, these politicians are something else.


i1224.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-22 07:34:50 AM  
So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.
 
2013-03-22 07:39:31 AM  

randomjsa: So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.


It's like you endeavor to not understand.
 
2013-03-22 07:52:24 AM  

randomjsa: So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.


He was paying an illegal immigrant under the table and probably sleeping with his gay roomate.

That si what makes him a hypocrit.
 
2013-03-22 08:20:08 AM  

shotglasss: And as usual, the liberals bring it right back to anal sex. Like they always do. What page of the DNC handbook do you all pull that from?


www.troll.me
 
2013-03-22 08:20:13 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: randomjsa: So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.

It's like you endeavor to not understand.


Willful ignorance is all Republicans have.
 
2013-03-22 08:29:31 AM  
Good lord this is a stupid thread. He hired the guy as a personal trainer. His only bit of hypocrisy was not doing his due diligence to make sure the guy wasn't an illegal worker, but who the fark seriously does that with service workers? Do you ask to see proof of citizenship every time you get a massage or a haircut?

Are you people seriously suggesting this DA is condoning child rape because a guy he once did business with went on to commit a crime after the business was concluded?

I hate the GOP too, but it's important to be right for the right reasons.
 
2013-03-22 08:32:55 AM  
shotglasss:

Go back to bed.  You're not even trying this morning.
 
2013-03-22 09:24:09 AM  

olderbudnoweiser: Gyrfalcon: Lionel Mandrake: mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given

Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!

Oh, and somehow this has to be Obama's fault.


It's Michelle Obama's fault for demanding we conform to her physical fitness standards.


As usual the FARK libs/dems avoid facts they don't like. With the E-verify program, which dems/libs are AGAINST, this illegal immigrant may not of been in the country to do this.
 
2013-03-22 11:10:30 AM  

ferretman: olderbudnoweiser: Gyrfalcon: Lionel Mandrake: mediablitz: ferretman: Maybe he would not have an illegal immigrant working for him if he was allowed to check the immigration status but according to dems/libs that's not fair.

It's ALWAYS the libs fault. That's a given

Well, it can't be the Republicans fault.  They're the party of personal responsibility.

And that guy worked real hard to get all that money from his mom!!

Oh, and somehow this has to be Obama's fault.


It's Michelle Obama's fault for demanding we conform to her physical fitness standards.

As usual the FARK libs/dems avoid facts they don't like. With the E-verify program, which dems/libs are AGAINST, this illegal immigrant may not of been in the country to do this.


Usual "conservative."  Whine and blame someone else.
 
2013-03-22 11:52:17 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: randomjsa: So when an employee of a Republican does something that makes the Republican themselves guilty of being a hypocrite. I see.

It's like you endeavor to not understand.


Benghazi!
 
2013-03-22 01:28:41 PM  

shotglasss: bdub77: Hypothetically, it would have been better if the DA had raped a 12 year illegal immigrant live-in houseboy whilst using illegally obtained narcotics.

Or as Rush Limbaugh likes to call it, vacation.

And as usual, the liberals bring it right back to anal sex. Like they always do. What page of the DNC handbook do you all pull that from?


Page 17. Also footnotes on p.32 and 71.

HTH
 
2013-03-22 01:30:33 PM  

RedPhoenix122: BINGO!


More like 'blackout'

/you know, when you cover the entire board
 
2013-03-22 01:39:05 PM  

armoredbulldozer: GAT_00: Not quite.  No gay sex.

With all of this wrongdoing, he might catch up with our IOTUS Obama.  (I-Idiot)


-∞/10
 
2013-03-22 02:37:46 PM  

Flappyhead: Not even 40 posts in and the trolls are out in full force, lemme grab some popcorn.


Actually has become boring.  The trolls are all trying to one-up each other.  All just one or two line responses - no half page flames from someone who either doesn't have a troll detector or has a malfunctioning one.

And I'm too otherwise occupied to see if one of the trollsters has taken a different position on the topic than in past threads...  If this was a Friday night kegger, everyone would be thinking about going home.

Way to phone in a thread peeps - you are supposed to be entertaining me.
 
2013-03-22 09:18:15 PM  
Bah, NJ's got a senator who can do better than that....

/actually several
 
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