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(Talking Points Memo)   Michelle Bachmann: Obamacare "literally kills" people. Translation: it does no such thing   (tpmdc.talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 199
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2013-03-21 04:06:03 PM
this woman is astounding. she is incapable of opening her mouth without lying. i hope she keeps her seat for the foreseeable future. she's a gift to democrats.
 
2013-03-21 04:11:53 PM
I love Bachmann. Not because she's intelligent or because I agree with her. I just love watching trainwrecks of people who have no clue they are a trainwreck. So its entertainment for me!
 
2013-03-21 04:13:20 PM
She is literally the stupidest twunt in national politics.
 
2013-03-21 04:44:48 PM
I have to agree Jeffspec. The unintentional comedy factor is amazing.

I understand politicians lie all the time, but she take it to a new level of just spitting out crazy stuff.Her comments on how 70% of food stamps go to "bureaucrats" was a shining example of her inabilityto read and comprehend.
 
2013-03-21 06:02:10 PM

Eddie Adams from Torrance: She is literally the stupidest twunt in national politics.


I dunno.  Palin is some pretty fierce competition.  I'd like to see a little scissor action between those two.
 
2013-03-21 06:35:52 PM
In Bachman's defense, she's a complete f*cking moron.
 
2013-03-21 06:36:13 PM
My being upset by anything Bachmann says wouldn't really serve anything.

Was too distracted by Pema Levy's photo anyway.
 
2013-03-21 06:38:08 PM
Have you seen the size of the bill? It could be used as a blunt object to bludgeon somebody to death
 
2013-03-21 06:38:22 PM

jeffspec: I love Bachmann. Not because she's intelligent or because I agree with her. I just love watching trainwrecks of people who have no clue they are a trainwreck. So its entertainment for me!


If she didn't impact policy, then I'd agree with you. But she does. She probably even voted for Paul Ryan's bullsh*t budget today.
 
2013-03-21 06:39:05 PM

Donnchadha: Have you seen the size of the bill? It could be used as a blunt object to bludgeon somebody to death


I say the same thing about the bible and yet a lot of people want to believe it to be the ultimate word on things ...
 
2013-03-21 06:41:30 PM

jeffspec: I love Bachmann. Not because she's intelligent or because I agree with her. I just love watching trainwrecks of people who have no clue they are a trainwreck. So its entertainment for me!


The problem is that train wreck is part of the House of Representatives, and is on the Intelligence Oversight committee.

The lunatics are running the asylum son.

Nadie_AZ: I say the same thing about the bible and yet a lot of people want to believe it to be the ultimate word on things ..


To be fair, there is a long and honored tradition of beating people to death with the bible.
 
2013-03-21 06:42:13 PM
...it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens," Bachmann said on the House floor. "Let's not do that. Let's love people.

Holy Jebus.
 
2013-03-21 06:42:25 PM
Obamacare kills?  Not certain.  What is certain is that the truth only passes her lips accidentally.
 
2013-03-21 06:48:10 PM
and child pornography is a good thing.
 
2013-03-21 06:49:21 PM
And once again we see a strong argument in favor of the use of drone strikes on American soil
 
2013-03-21 06:49:34 PM

Jon iz teh kewl: and child pornography is a good thing.


www.reactionface.info
 
2013-03-21 06:50:13 PM
"What he demanded and insisted upon is that the government have 100 percent control over health care," Bachmann said. "100 percent control? The American people lose control?

Michelle: this may be a difficult concept for you to grasp, but the government consists of American people. Even brain-dead douchebags like you.
 
2013-03-21 06:53:08 PM

Nadie_AZ: jeffspec: I love Bachmann. Not because she's intelligent or because I agree with her. I just love watching trainwrecks of people who have no clue they are a trainwreck. So its entertainment for me!

If she didn't impact policy, then I'd agree with you. But she does. She probably even voted for Paul Ryan's bullsh*t budget today.


This is my stance on her. Shes completely bonkers but having a bonkers person in the drivers seat is frightening.
 
2013-03-21 07:02:57 PM
0.tqn.com
 
2013-03-21 07:08:46 PM
Guns don't kill, Obamacare kills.
 
2013-03-21 07:12:46 PM
Guys, guys, you don't understand, she knows Obamacare kills people. Right before that speech a woman came up to her and said that her daughter had been injected with Obamacare and then died. So she knows, Obamacare kills.
 
2013-03-21 07:13:15 PM

L.D. Ablo: [0.tqn.com image 350x473]


Shiat, now I can no longer tell a lie
 
2013-03-21 07:17:49 PM

"There isn't one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle...And yet we're being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the earth."

thinkprogress.org
 
2013-03-21 07:20:56 PM

Soup4Bonnie: "There isn't one such study because carbon dioxide is not a harmful gas, it is a harmless gas. Carbon dioxide is natural. It is not harmful. It is part of Earth's life cycle...And yet we're being told that we have to reduce this natural substance and reduce the American standard of living to create an arbitrary reduction in something that is naturally occurring in the earth."

[thinkprogress.org image 185x203]


Damn... that woman's unparalleled stupidity is enough to make me stabby
 
2013-03-21 07:21:25 PM
Obamacare shot my dog and stole my TV :(
 
2013-03-21 07:27:22 PM

L.D. Ablo: [0.tqn.com image 350x473]


Hypnoloon.
 
2013-03-21 07:32:06 PM
We didn't need the translation, subby. The only reason this troglodyte should make news is if she tells the truth.
 
2013-03-21 07:41:24 PM
Everybody dies, not everybody truly derps.
 
2013-03-21 07:53:02 PM

nmrsnr: Guys, guys, you don't understand, she knows Obamacare kills people. Right before that speech a woman came up to her and said that her daughter had been injected with Obamacare and then died. So she knows, Obamacare kills.


Ah, so were going with the FARK antivaccination level arguments here!
 
2013-03-21 07:54:29 PM
Obamacare raped my grandmother and pissed in my gas tank while murdering my dog with a guitar string.
 
2013-03-21 08:03:54 PM

antidisestablishmentarianism: Obamacare raped my grandmother and pissed in my gas tank while murdering my dog with a guitar string.


you should turn that into a country music song.  you'd make MILLIONS!
 
2013-03-21 08:04:17 PM
At what point do we get to lock her up in an insane asylum as a threat to others?
 
2013-03-21 08:04:26 PM
She's absolutely correct.  If just one person in this country has to pay one red cent so people that don't have access to health insurance can get it they will literally die.

In fact, as I hear from some of my co-workers, it will be worse than armageddon.
 
2013-03-21 08:06:30 PM
200,000,000 people per day!!1!
 
2013-03-21 08:15:15 PM
The fact that people continuously re-elect this woman doesn't speak well for the future of democracy.
 
2013-03-21 08:18:02 PM

hardinparamedic: Jon iz teh kewl: and child pornography is a good thing.

[www.reactionface.info image 418x384]


I'm pretty sure he was making a bachmannism.
 
2013-03-21 08:19:47 PM
Obamacare literally killed my dog.
 
2013-03-21 08:19:53 PM
As with anything Bachmann says, it's pretty safe to assume the opposite is true.
 
2013-03-21 08:22:25 PM
Of course no one EVER died because they didn't have insurance or their insurance company refused to cover them for something.
 
2013-03-21 08:23:03 PM
Children, Bachmann?

Children's ice cream?
 
2013-03-21 08:23:15 PM

L.D. Ablo:


ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTARD
 
2013-03-21 08:23:24 PM
She's just upset because she had her lobotomy many years ago before Obamacare and she had a massive co-pay that came out of pocket.
 
2013-03-21 08:25:31 PM

Torgo_of_Manos: ...it literally kills women, kills children, kills senior citizens," Bachmann said on the House floor. "Let's not do that."


Brave stance to take there, Michele.  "Let's NOT kill women, children, and the elderly."  *House erupts in applause*
 
2013-03-21 08:27:53 PM

hardinparamedic: Jon iz teh kewl: and child pornography is a good thing.

[www.reactionface.info image 418x384]


There are definitely better ways to do what he tried to do.
 
2013-03-21 08:28:50 PM
djkutch: Palin is some pretty fierce competition.  I'd like to see a little scissor action between those two.

They're both almost 60.

Imagine the lesbian version of lemonparty.
 
2013-03-21 08:28:55 PM
Important fact: this person was the frontrunner for the GOP nomination in 2012. Dennis Kucinich never polled over 8 pct.
 
2013-03-21 08:29:03 PM

SilentStrider: At what point do we get to lock her up in an insane asylum as a threat to others?


If we haven't done it yet, it ain't happinin'.

Once again, I'm forced to lean on my trusty translator, Arnold, as I am simply unable to communicate my level of anger, frustration, and what-the-fark properly effectively using only text.

Arnold, if you please.
 
2013-03-21 08:31:22 PM

This Face Left Blank: SilentStrider: At what point do we get to lock her up in an insane asylum as a threat to others?

If we haven't done it yet, it ain't happinin'.

Once again, I'm forced to lean on my trusty translator, Arnold, as I am simply unable to communicate my level of anger, frustration, and what-the-fark properly effectively using only text.


Or communicate anything at all, it seems.
 
2013-03-21 08:31:52 PM
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2013-03-21 08:32:59 PM

Weaver95: antidisestablishmentarianism: Obamacare raped my grandmother and pissed in my gas tank while murdering my dog with a guitar string.

you should turn that into a country music song.  you'd make MILLIONS!


I'll call it Bachmann Teaparty Overdrive.
 
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