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(The Atlantic)   And then there was that time when the Secret Service nearly killed Ahmadinejad by accident   (theatlantic.com) divider line 129
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2013-03-21 04:52:34 PM
never happened. somebody wants attention

/and money
 
2013-03-21 04:53:15 PM
by
 
2013-03-21 04:53:22 PM
FTA:   "One morning in September 2006, during the United Nations General Assembly, President George W. Bush's daily intelligence brief contained a particularly chilling item. It was three sentences long, and it scared the hell out of the dozen or so White House officials cleared to read it. According to one official, it began, 'A U.S. Secret Service agent, in an apparent accident, discharged his shotgun as Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was loading his motorcade at the InterContinental Hotel yesterday'."

Thanks, Obama.
 
2013-03-21 04:54:09 PM

PreciousHamburgers: by


This is Fark. Were you expecting the moderators to notice grammatical errors?

That would never happen by their watch.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-03-21 04:55:25 PM
Taking out Saddam scared Ghadaffi. Blowing away Ahmaicantspelltherest might have brought North Korea under control.
 
2013-03-21 04:55:32 PM
Was that back when he was a Colombian hooker?
 
2013-03-21 04:56:46 PM

danielscissorhands: PreciousHamburgers: by

This is Fark. Were you expecting the moderators to notice grammatical errors?

That would never happen by their watch.


+1
 
2013-03-21 04:56:57 PM
Good times, bro.  Good times.
 
2013-03-21 04:57:15 PM

PreciousHamburgers: by


And even then, only if you are an infant.

"...nearly accidentally killed...".
 
2013-03-21 04:57:58 PM
As opposed to all the times the CIA tried to do it on purpose? Or am I thinking of Chavez? We got that one in the end with our cancer gun.
 
2013-03-21 05:01:09 PM
Now that the smokes gone,
and the air is all clear:
those who were right there
had a new kind of fear.
You'd fight and you were right -
but, they were just too strong.
They'd stick it in your face
and let you smell what they consider wrong.
 
2013-03-21 05:01:25 PM

ArcadianRefugee: PreciousHamburgers: by

And even then, only if you are an infant.

"...nearly accidentally killed...".


Eh.  I was taught to avoid adverbs.
 
2013-03-21 05:02:17 PM

danielscissorhands: PreciousHamburgers: by

This is Fark. Were you expecting the moderators to notice grammatical errors?

That would never happen by their watch.


:-D
 
2013-03-21 05:04:40 PM

danielscissorhands: PreciousHamburgers: by

This is Fark. Were you expecting the moderators to notice grammatical errors?

That would never happen by their watch.


I seen what you done there.
 
2013-03-21 05:05:04 PM
I've always claimed that Iran was acting strategically.  That they didn't condemn us over this is shocking, but as the article says, a strong note of support that they are doing exactly that.  Iran knows the only real counter in the ME is an Islamic nuke.
 
2013-03-21 05:05:28 PM
I do not believe this is true. I do not believe Ahmacrazydude would keep that on the DL. I fully believe that he'd have told everyone and anyone who would listen that this happened.
 
2013-03-21 05:09:49 PM
That will not would have happened that way if I have anything to say about it in a few years ago.
 
2013-03-21 05:10:28 PM
Special agent Moshe Ben-Gurion was put on administrative leave for that.
 
2013-03-21 05:11:13 PM
So there was a shotgun blast outside the UN and no one else mentioned hearing it? Sounds legit.
 
2013-03-21 05:12:10 PM
Can't see the fuss, it was probably just Cheney trying to show some diplomatic relations type loving. Cheney was like that, if he liked you he'd shoot half your head off or at least try to. That might seem counter-intuitive but who was the main man, Cheney or you?
 
2013-03-21 05:12:19 PM
Dumbass should have finished the job.

Fark Ahmedinejad.  He and Khamenei need to go meet their 72 virgins as soon as possible.

I still remember reading Twitter feeds from the Sea of Green protesters and following the threads here, and then one of the feeds would have a tweet like "have to run, stay safe, I trust Allah to free Iran".

Then there wouldn't be an update for a few hours.

And the pit in my stomach grew when it turned into many hours.

A few came back online and posted more.  Some didn't.

Ahmedinejad can't die a death slow enough or painful enough to pay for what he's done.
 
2013-03-21 05:12:19 PM
I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.
 
2013-03-21 05:13:25 PM

jigger: So there was a shotgun blast outside the UN and no one else mentioned hearing it? Sounds legit.


It was in front of the Burrito Barn next door.
 
2013-03-21 05:15:18 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


I can see that. I like facial hair that is well kept. He's got lots of hair too. Yeah, I could talk myself into thinking he was sort of cute. And then there is how much I love crazy dictators for their entertainment value. He dresses better than Qudaffyduck.
 
2013-03-21 05:16:16 PM

jigger: So there was a shotgun blast outside the UN and no one else mentioned hearing it? Sounds legit.


Probably thought it was a manhole explosion
 
2013-03-21 05:16:34 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.
 
2013-03-21 05:17:03 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I can see that. I like facial hair that is well kept. He's got lots of hair too. Yeah, I could talk myself into thinking he was sort of cute. And then there is how much I love crazy dictators for their entertainment value. He dresses better than Qudaffyduck.


*fistbump*

See also: Castro.

Just sayin.
 
2013-03-21 05:18:18 PM

Snarfangel: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.


I have spare time. And I'm batshiat crazy. I'm in.
 
2013-03-21 05:18:46 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


Yea, I'm with you there.  TFA has a particularly good pic, too.  He looks, you know, human.  It's the smile that crinkles the eyes.
 
2013-03-21 05:18:55 PM

megarian: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I can see that. I like facial hair that is well kept. He's got lots of hair too. Yeah, I could talk myself into thinking he was sort of cute. And then there is how much I love crazy dictators for their entertainment value. He dresses better than Qudaffyduck.

*fistbump*

See also: Castro.

Just sayin.


When he was younger, he was not bad either. Chavez, 40lbs lighter? Yeah, not so bad either.

But Kim Jong-Un is a big no thanks.
 
2013-03-21 05:19:20 PM
Missed him by THAT much, Chief......

fearless-selling.ca
 
2013-03-21 05:19:29 PM
Let's see: How many world leaders on America's shiat list have claimed they were being targeted by the American government and actually got killed by America/powers influenced by America:

- Hugo Chavez (tinfoil hat on)
- Gaddafi
- Saddam
- Whomever got killed while ruling some South American/Central American Country


Only person I know who survived is Castro.
 
2013-03-21 05:19:44 PM

PreciousHamburgers: Eh.  I was taught to avoid adverbs.


Really? On what grounds?

I've heard lots of "rules" and recommendations when writing/speaking, but I've never heard of "adverbs are teh debil" (to coin a phrase).

/srsly curious
 
2013-03-21 05:19:55 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


Indeed. I happen to like attractive women with poor judgement.

EIP.
 
2013-03-21 05:20:22 PM
I though Biden told us you can't miss when using a Shotgun!
 
2013-03-21 05:20:45 PM

KrustyKitten: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

Yea, I'm with you there.  TFA has a particularly good pic, too.  He looks, you know, human.  It's the smile that crinkles the eyes.


It a very good picture...

And he does have a nice smile.

/weirdest boner
 
2013-03-21 05:23:52 PM

megarian: Snarfangel: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.

I have spare time. And I'm batshiat crazy. I'm in.


Oh, do tell.
Any HST fan is a friend of mine. ; )
 
2013-03-21 05:24:07 PM
This story sounds fake.
 
2013-03-21 05:24:09 PM

ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: megarian: ImpatientlyUnsympathetic: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I can see that. I like facial hair that is well kept. He's got lots of hair too. Yeah, I could talk myself into thinking he was sort of cute. And then there is how much I love crazy dictators for their entertainment value. He dresses better than Qudaffyduck.

*fistbump*

See also: Castro.

Just sayin.

When he was younger, he was not bad either. Chavez, 40lbs lighter? Yeah, not so bad either.

But Kim Jong-Un is a big no thanks.


Holy crap YES.

Kim Jong-Un needs to drop the weight of one average North Korean (so like, 75lbs?) and he might have something going for him. Well, no but...okay so, no.
 
2013-03-21 05:24:16 PM
Upon hearing this, Dick Cheney responded:  "You couldn't have shot him in the face, and then called it an accident?  Farking pussy."
 
2013-03-21 05:26:09 PM
I'm calling BS. There was no chance Ahmadinejad could have been killed. Guns don't do that, people do. And not by accident either.
 
2013-03-21 05:26:43 PM
Accidental discharge != almost shot != nearly killed

But hey, whatever gets the page views.
 
2013-03-21 05:27:06 PM

Maud Dib: megarian: Snarfangel: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.

I have spare time. And I'm batshiat crazy. I'm in.

Oh, do tell.
Any HST fan is a friend of mine. ; )


The mods made me block out his butt. It was a sad day. But the message said "please block out that admittedly hilarious bare-assed picture. -moderator."

Also, insta-fav'd.
 
2013-03-21 05:29:39 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


I think you should try to hook up with him, see what happens. Buy him a couple Car Bombs, then hit that dinnerjacket!
 
2013-03-21 05:30:38 PM

jigger: So there was a shotgun blast outside the UN and no one else mentioned hearing it? Sounds legit.


It was within a nuclear mile of Ahmadinejad and nobody in Iran mentioned it? Sounds totally legit.
 
2013-03-21 05:31:42 PM

megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.


Snarfangel: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.


Hmmm...some kind of lethal vaginal thing maybe. Needs a clever name though:

Operation Toxic Twat is now in R&D. Your country thanks you for your service.
 
2013-03-21 05:32:18 PM

megarian: KrustyKitten: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

Yea, I'm with you there.  TFA has a particularly good pic, too.  He looks, you know, human.  It's the smile that crinkles the eyes.

It a very good picture...

And he does have a nice smile.

/weirdest boner


It's the older guy, glasses, crinkled eyes, slightly bookish look that gets me.   Of course, as I get older, the older guys get..... OLD.  So, thats hard.  Or not as hard as it used to be.
 
2013-03-21 05:32:45 PM
Nice to hear from another responsible gun owner?
 
2013-03-21 05:33:00 PM

megarian: Snarfangel: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I've just thought of a way you could serve your country.

I have spare time. And I'm batshiat crazy. I'm in.


You DO live in Detroit.... heh.

I say, bang one out for America.
/salute
 
2013-03-21 05:33:33 PM

joonyer: megarian: I have no idea why, but sometimes I think Ahmadinejad is kind of handsome.

Shut up. You guys like weird shiat, too.

I think you should try to hook up with him, see what happens. Buy him a couple Car Bombs, then hit that dinnerjacket!


Hm. I like Car Bombs. Alright so yeah, sounds good. I'm sending him pictures of my knees... A bit slutty...I know...but it'll get his attention.
 
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