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(Right Wing Watch)   Pat Robertson tells viewers to beware of "scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible, I mean run from them"   (rightwingwatch.org) divider line 127
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2013-03-21 02:53:22 PM
My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.
 
2013-03-21 02:53:36 PM
Was he holding his own picture as he spoke?

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2013-03-21 02:57:29 PM
www.the-two-malcontents.com
If you see this man, run like hell.
 
2013-03-21 03:05:05 PM
If you think the scamsters are bad, you don't even want to know about the scerbils
 
2013-03-21 03:05:30 PM
How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?
 
2013-03-21 03:28:21 PM

FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?


Any important religious person is like this.
 
2013-03-21 03:35:14 PM
I've seen him my psychic predictions, and also tell his viewers to not trust psychics.
 
2013-03-21 03:44:27 PM

FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?


I'm inclined to think he's not. I think he's just trying to keep his "flock" from defecting to the competition.
 
2013-03-21 03:52:33 PM
him my make psychic

FTFM
 
2013-03-21 06:32:23 PM
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2013-03-21 06:39:22 PM
Modern day pharisee warns against other modern day pharisees. News at 11.
 
2013-03-21 06:54:41 PM
To be fair I don't think Pat Robertson has ever misled people about where their money goes or what it used for.

/Of course giving Pat Robertson money is not a good idea in my opinion
 
2013-03-21 07:20:54 PM
i299.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 07:34:16 PM
why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?
 
2013-03-21 07:41:13 PM

GAT_00: FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?

Any important religious person is like this.


 The new Pope might be okay...
 
2013-03-21 08:05:10 PM

Weaver95: why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?


well, he is full of shiat.
 
2013-03-21 08:08:04 PM

SilentStrider: Weaver95: why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?

well, he is full of shiat.


I thought it was because of the stick up his rectum
 
2013-03-21 08:09:54 PM

Tom_Slick: SilentStrider: Weaver95: why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?

well, he is full of shiat.

I thought it was because of the stick up his rectum


That's probably what's causing the backup.
 
2013-03-21 08:19:25 PM

SilentStrider: Tom_Slick: SilentStrider: Weaver95: why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?

well, he is full of shiat.

I thought it was because of the stick up his rectum

That's probably what's causing the backup.


Of course you can't have one with out the other, just like you can't have gravity without mass
 
2013-03-21 08:27:14 PM
This is one man whose funeral I would dance at. I'm sorry if that seems unkind, but he's a rotten son of a biatch who deserves no mourning when he finally relieves us of his presence on Earth.
 
2013-03-21 08:28:03 PM
Robertson is the post-modern Elmer Gantry
 
2013-03-21 08:28:19 PM
I'd also like to warn people not to trust extremely sexy, devilishly handsome, witty and intelligent homosexual men.
 
2013-03-21 08:28:30 PM
Is your religious leader a scam artist? For only $29.95 you can find out!
 
2013-03-21 08:29:35 PM

exick: [www.the-two-malcontents.com image 243x237]
If you see this man, run like hell.


He looks so constipated in that picture.
 
2013-03-21 08:31:01 PM
Running of a differentt kind.
i1356.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 08:31:07 PM

ZeroCorpse: This is one man whose funeral I would dance at. I'm sorry if that seems unkind, but he's a rotten son of a biatch who deserves no mourning when he finally relieves us of his presence on Earth.


I would never celebrate a man's death.  I would piss on his grave, though.
 
2013-03-21 08:32:14 PM
He must have been told by his physician he has an incurable illness and dying. God won't take those who grift in His name.
 
2013-03-21 08:33:33 PM

Bucky Katt: exick: [www.the-two-malcontents.com image 243x237]
If you see this man, run like hell.

He looks so constipated in that picture.


Painful colon cancer? I hope he lives several months.
 
2013-03-21 08:34:04 PM

St_Francis_P: My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.


He says things like this or legalizing marijuana and you go "oh look, maybe he isn't all bad."  But then you see things like this:
3.bp.blogspot.com

/He also predicted that the world would end in 1982 and did big "fundraisers" leading up to it
 
TWX
2013-03-21 08:34:43 PM

St_Francis_P: My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.


*takes notes*

...beware... ...anyone... ...quoting... ...bible...

Got it! I assume this goes for the Torah, the Qa'ran, the book of mormon, the Adi Granth, Mission Earth, any of the Buddhist Canons, etc...
 
2013-03-21 08:35:41 PM

FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?


To be fair, he's in a suit, not religious garb, so he's cool with himself.  And if you're unemployed, send him  a $20.  It will be awesome for you.
 
2013-03-21 08:35:43 PM
I just did a GIS for "scamsters in religious garb quoting the Bible ".

We're through the looking glass here, people.
 
TWX
2013-03-21 08:36:21 PM

Bucky Katt: exick: [www.the-two-malcontents.com image 243x237]
If you see this man, run like hell.

He looks so constipated in that picture.


At least he doesn't look like Robert Tilton...
 
2013-03-21 08:38:11 PM
This is the best example of irony I've seen since I put that anti-rape sticker on the back of my van.
 
2013-03-21 08:38:57 PM

Bucky Katt: ZeroCorpse: This is one man whose funeral I would dance at. I'm sorry if that seems unkind, but he's a rotten son of a biatch who deserves no mourning when he finally relieves us of his presence on Earth.

I would never celebrate a man's death.  I would piss on his grave, though.


I wonder what will happen to the grass on that grave: lilled my ammonia from piss, or lush and healthy from all the dumps taken on it.

Texas A&M could do a case study for their turf managment program.
 
2013-03-21 08:40:32 PM
Pat has always had a loose grip on reality but in recent times, had been making some surprisingly sensible statements. His form of dementia may work in reverse.
 
2013-03-21 08:40:46 PM
http://www.patsshake.com/

media.marketwire.com

Just mix with 12 ounces of ante-diluvian water. What's that son? You say you don't have any ante-diluvian water? Well, today is your lucky...er, blessed day. Step right up, son...

/now with snake oil!
 
2013-03-21 08:41:04 PM
*killed by, damn phone keyboard.
 
2013-03-21 08:43:27 PM
Pat Robertson Claims God Answered His Prayer, Gave Businessman $1 Million (Video)"God is going to supply a million dollars, somebody is praying right now, right this second, you're praying for a million dollars and God said, 'I have heard your prayer, I know your need, and I'm going to supply the need that you requested,' it's done, in Jesus' name,'" said Robertson at the time.
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God gave a million dollars to a businessman because Pat Robertson asked him to.

Thanks, Pat.
 
2013-03-21 08:43:31 PM

SnakeLee: St_Francis_P: My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.

He says things like this or legalizing marijuana and you go "oh look, maybe he isn't all bad."  But then you see things like this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x405]

/He also predicted that the world would end in 1982 and did big "fundraisers" leading up to it


Wow...he compared the "plight" of the Christians in the U.S. (who are still in a majority) the Holocaust? I wish Jesus, himself, would appear and kick his wrinkled ass.
 
2013-03-21 08:45:39 PM
A thousand Picard Facepalms upon him.
 
2013-03-21 08:45:53 PM
So... Catholics?
 
2013-03-21 08:46:03 PM

SilentStrider: Weaver95: why does pat robertson always look like he's in desperate need of a bowel movement...?

well, he is full of shiat.


Apparently he thinks about the consequences of anal sex by men a lot. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SK9XFdlR81c
Just saying.
 
2013-03-21 08:46:16 PM

edmo: GAT_00: FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?

Any important religious person is like this.

 The new Pope might be okay...


If he wants to have any legitimacy, he must start selling off the Vatican's centuries of loot.  If he does not, then he's just another hypocrite.
 
2013-03-21 08:47:24 PM
Number of moneychangers Jesus threw out of the temple: all of them.
 
2013-03-21 08:49:08 PM

Secret Agent X23: FloydA: How can someone be so completely lacking in self-awareness?

I'm inclined to think he's not. I think he's just trying to keep his "flock" from defecting to the competition.


He's a con artist who is losing market share.
 
2013-03-21 08:50:27 PM
Is this what they mean by the prefix "Meta"?
 
2013-03-21 08:51:40 PM

SnakeLee: St_Francis_P: My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.

He says things like this or legalizing marijuana and you go "oh look, maybe he isn't all bad."  But then you see things like this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x405]

/He also predicted that the world would end in 1982 and did big "fundraisers" leading up to it


If the Christians and Fundies are being treated like the Jews in Germany were during WW2, then where are the labor camps, the death camps?  Why isn't the terrible treatment apparent?  Why aren't the world's leading nations rushing to stop all of this alleged mistreatment?  Could it be that it's not happening?  Whatever.
 
2013-03-21 08:54:02 PM
He is referring to the proliferation of supposedly (but not really) Christian cults. These cults are easily identified because they teach people to avoid anyone not a member of the cult, they include.some "divinely-inspired" addition or enhancement to the Bible, without which you can't properly grasp its full meaning, and they have some sort of dictator-like leader from whom all wisdom flows. Oh, and you generally have to give them all your worldly wealth and often work as slaves. And the leader has sex with as many of the nubile young people as possible (if it's a guy) There are also sects that teach that not all of the Bible is true and it's a guideline only rather than a standard. That is humanism and not Christianity.
 
2013-03-21 08:54:40 PM

SemiDiscerning: SnakeLee: St_Francis_P: My respect for him has risen. He has given his viewers good advice and fair warning; the rest is up to them.

He says things like this or legalizing marijuana and you go "oh look, maybe he isn't all bad."  But then you see things like this:
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 600x405]

/He also predicted that the world would end in 1982 and did big "fundraisers" leading up to it

If the Christians and Fundies are being treated like the Jews in Germany were during WW2, then where are the labor camps, the death camps?  Why isn't the terrible treatment apparent?


Have you watched NBC Thursday Nights lately? Please tie me to a post and hand me a cigarette and blindfold...
 
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