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2013-03-21 03:59:16 PM
Meh, doesn't beat the ship shipping ships

i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 04:01:15 PM
static1.businessinsider.com

This picture just reminded me to call  Subby's mom, and thank her for the other day.
 
2013-03-21 04:11:36 PM
So, how'd they decide on calling it "Beluga?" It looks like it -

oi45.tinypic.com

...Oh, yeah. I guess so.
 
2013-03-21 04:14:03 PM

scottydoesntknow: Meh, doesn't beat the ship shipping ships


DAMMIT!
 
2013-03-21 04:14:58 PM
And from the '60s...
mynorthwest.com
The Super Guppy
 
2013-03-21 04:21:01 PM
It's an old design.  They keep this turboprop at the airport near my house.

mynorthwest.com
 
2013-03-21 04:27:05 PM
But can you train a train?
 
2013-03-21 04:33:41 PM

jaylectricity: But can you train a train?


You can run a train on a train

www.sumit4all.com

/Saying these word so much, they're starting to lose meaning
 
2013-03-21 04:43:42 PM
yawn
old boring news is old and boring
 
2013-03-21 05:29:37 PM
Boeing did this with the Dreamliner. Only Boeing did it while breaking unions (hence better)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,273939,00.html

a57.foxnews.com
 
2013-03-21 05:40:37 PM
static4.businessinsider.com
HURR
 
2013-03-21 05:47:55 PM
PLANECEPTION
 
2013-03-21 05:47:58 PM
It's an Airbus? The extra plains are just back-up for when the primary fails.
 
2013-03-21 05:48:36 PM

Genju: It's an Airbus? The extra plains are just back-up for when the primary fails.


Good god. Planes.
 
2013-03-21 05:52:58 PM
Meh, it's still a Scarebus.
 
2013-03-21 05:56:39 PM
userserve-ak.last.fm
Intrigued.
 
2013-03-21 05:58:55 PM
They don't wear galoshes.
 
2013-03-21 06:08:47 PM
Oldnewsissoexciting.jpg
 
2013-03-21 06:22:37 PM

minoridiot: It's an old design.  They keep this turboprop at the airport near my house.

[mynorthwest.com image 747x600]


The best part about those planes has to be the naming:

First Gen: Pregnant Guppy
Second Gen: Super Guppy

Also they can do this:
 
2013-03-21 06:23:15 PM
otakuantics.files.wordpress.com
//but then
 
2013-03-21 06:24:05 PM
That plane has a tumor.
 
2013-03-21 06:24:39 PM

ha-ha-guy: minoridiot: It's an old design.  They keep this turboprop at the airport near my house.

[mynorthwest.com image 747x600]

The best part about those planes has to be the naming:

First Gen: Pregnant Guppy
Second Gen: Super Guppy

Also they can do this:


Fark threw my link away and I'm too lazy to fight it out with the new HTML tools, so click here.
 
2013-03-21 06:28:26 PM
*yawn*  lemmie know when you can build a computer that holds other computers...

oh wait...
communities.vmware.com

/that's a cute little server, but large I could find within a 30 second GIS.
 
2013-03-21 06:34:21 PM
I bet those would be one heck of a thrill ride flying unloaded in a cross wind
 
2013-03-21 06:53:55 PM

minoridiot: It's an old design.  They keep this turboprop at the airport near my house.

[mynorthwest.com image 747x600]


It's definitely been updated. That Guppy has the entire front end swing away, meaning that you have a ton of wires and hoses that go to the cockpit that wear a little more every time the door is opened or closed. This one opens above the cockpit. I've always found that to be a potential weak point in the design.
 
2013-03-21 06:55:58 PM

ha-ha-guy: ha-ha-guy: minoridiot: It's an old design.  They keep this turboprop at the airport near my house.

[mynorthwest.com image 747x600]

The best part about those planes has to be the naming:

First Gen: Pregnant Guppy
Second Gen: Super Guppy

Also they can do this:

Fark threw my link away and I'm too lazy to fight it out with the new HTML tools, so click here.


The new one opens, too, just only in the cargo area, leaving the cabin alone. 24 feet diameter is pretty good shakes, too...
 
2013-03-21 07:09:51 PM

Uzzah: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x333]
Intrigued.


surprised it took that long.
 
2013-03-21 07:16:28 PM
By the way this is how Boeing does it. Youtube, SFW, doesn't pop so middle click.
 
2013-03-21 07:26:38 PM
Or the truck trucking trucks.

fotomeister.us
 
2013-03-21 07:39:57 PM
Old news is indeed old but still interesting to see.

What a funky looking plane and yeah I am a little surprised that thing can get off the ground.
 
2013-03-21 07:41:14 PM
www.planelandings.com

I prefer the Antonov An-225. If it can't fit its cargo inside, it has plenty of hardpoints on top. Very useful for transporting things like Russian space shuttles.

Just look at the landing gear. I don't know if they've tried it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it could handle dirt/mud runways.
 
2013-03-21 08:02:02 PM

WordsnCollision: Or the truck trucking trucks.

[fotomeister.us image 850x637]


mothertrucker...
 
2013-03-21 08:23:29 PM
Thing looks stupid as hell, but good job I guess?

/really more economical than just building a new part in the country you're in, or like, assembling planes where they are like, assembled?
 
2013-03-21 08:30:08 PM
Boeing's version is made from a 747

i80.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 08:36:20 PM

dforkus: I bet those would be one heck of a thrill ride flying unloaded in a cross wind


Flying, NBD.  LANDING (or taking off) would be a whole 'nother kettle of guppies.
 
2013-03-21 08:48:40 PM

dragonchild: They don't wear galoshes.


They wear MUKLUKS!


dionysusaur: dforkus: I bet those would be one heck of a thrill ride flying unloaded in a cross wind

Flying, NBD.  LANDING (or taking off) would be a whole 'nother kettle of guppies.


Rather like driving a VW camper...
 
2013-03-21 09:47:05 PM
Still would rather have one o these:
img707.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 09:52:14 PM
img441.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 09:55:30 PM
This has nothing to do with anything. OR DOES IT?
 
2013-03-21 10:11:10 PM
Nothing like a technical solution to a political problem.
 
2013-03-21 10:27:52 PM
That's a brilliant plan, esse!

Link
Brilliant.
 
2013-03-21 10:28:56 PM

Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]


That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.
 
2013-03-21 11:10:05 PM

BumpInTheNight: *yawn*  lemmie know when you can build a computer that holds other computers...

oh wait...
[communities.vmware.com image 792x566]

/that's a cute little server, but large I could find within a 30 second GIS.


This is a completely stupid shot in the dark, but...

Have you ever encountered a problem with bios display routines in ProLiant hardware running insanely full-retard slow (think 300 baud modem slow)? Not POST, not after boot, but just e.g. the boot menu? And do you have a solution?
 
2013-03-21 11:12:20 PM

erik-k: Have you ever encountered a problem with bios display routines in ProLiant hardware running insanely full-retard slow (think 300 baud modem slow)? Not POST, not after boot, but just e.g. the boot menu? And do you have a solution?


ZOMG this will be awesome if you get a useful answer
 
2013-03-21 11:24:44 PM

erik-k: BumpInTheNight: *yawn*  lemmie know when you can build a computer that holds other computers...

oh wait...
[communities.vmware.com image 792x566]

/that's a cute little server, but large I could find within a 30 second GIS.

This is a completely stupid shot in the dark, but...

Have you ever encountered a problem with bios display routines in ProLiant hardware running insanely full-retard slow (think 300 baud modem slow)? Not POST, not after boot, but just e.g. the boot menu? And do you have a solution?


Yes. Old Proliants had a serial interface option which sorta provided iLo-like functionality for remote console access. Restart to the BIOS settings and look for the remote serial function and disable it.
 
2013-03-21 11:38:08 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 11:39:41 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 11:43:10 PM
You know who else carried airplanes with airplanes?
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 11:45:06 PM
PIP been out for years
 
2013-03-21 11:49:04 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 11:50:30 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-21 11:51:47 PM

Phaeon: Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]

That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.


Which game was it?
And
Is there a decent A-10 game out there?
 
2013-03-21 11:51:49 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-22 12:00:17 AM
Hey, look, I have an airplane with a hook!
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-22 12:01:47 AM
Hanging out:
upload.wikimedia.org
from one of these:
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-03-22 12:12:29 AM

JohnAnnArbor: [upload.wikimedia.org image 800x436]


Goblin

Best. Airplane. Name. Ever.
 
2013-03-22 12:13:33 AM

Phaeon: Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]

That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.


Oh yes.  Very much so.
 
2013-03-22 12:15:26 AM

douchebag/hater: Phaeon: Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]

That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.

Which game was it?
And
Is there a decent A-10 game out there?


Ace Combat 6 (XBOX 360).
 
2013-03-22 12:54:13 AM

jaytkay: erik-k: Have you ever encountered a problem with bios display routines in ProLiant hardware running insanely full-retard slow (think 300 baud modem slow)? Not POST, not after boot, but just e.g. the boot menu? And do you have a solution?

ZOMG this will be awesome if you get a useful answer


Turbo button? That makes it go 6 mega-hurries.
 
2013-03-22 01:13:07 AM

Insult Comic Bishounen: douchebag/hater: Phaeon: Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]

That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.

Which game was it?
And
Is there a decent A-10 game out there?


Go look at an now defunct company named Dynamix.
They had an awesome A-10 game.
 
2013-03-22 02:23:39 AM

WordsnCollision: Or the truck trucking trucks.

[fotomeister.us image 850x637]


Bah, that's only a truck truck. What you need is a truck truck truck!
global3.memecdn.com
 
2013-03-22 02:55:40 AM

douchebag/hater: Phaeon: Insult Comic Bishounen: Still would rather have one o these:
[img707.imageshack.us image 800x454]

That was the most satisfying level of any fighter jet game I've ever played.

Which game was it?
And
Is there a decent A-10 game out there?


DCS A-10C Warthog, though it's a study sim.  Not everybody wants to invest that much time (and eventually, money) into a "game".  Other than that...Arma 2?
 
2013-03-22 03:51:18 AM

erik-k: This is a completely stupid shot in the dark, but...

Have you ever encountered a problem with bios display routines in ProLiant hardware running insanely full-retard slow (think 300 baud modem slow)? Not POST, not after boot, but just e.g. the boot menu? And do you have a solution?


Fraid not my shop is entirely Dell hardware at the moment, we're shifting towards HP in the next few years due to some service agreements and what I just read from a google about your issue does not leave me very impressed.  Shot in the dark possibility though I found in some youtube thread of all places is someone suggested it thinks there is a serial console connected and thus purposely slowing down for it.
 
2013-03-22 04:23:31 AM

Uzzah: [userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x333]
Intrigued.


Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-03-22 07:08:07 AM
That headline reminds me of Cabin Pressure.
 
2013-03-22 08:50:46 AM

scottydoesntknow: jaylectricity: But can you train a train?

You can run a train on a train

[www.sumit4all.com image 500x338]

/Saying these word so much, they're starting to lose meaning


The world's largest democracy.
Full of idiots just like in America.
 
2013-03-22 09:33:15 AM

hogans: [www.planelandings.com image 850x477]

I prefer the Antonov An-225. If it can't fit its cargo inside, it has plenty of hardpoints on top. Very useful for transporting things like Russian space shuttles.

Just look at the landing gear. I don't know if they've tried it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it could handle dirt/mud runways.


Yeah, but do the Russians have a sense of humour about transporting their space shuttles?

www.enjoyspace.com
 
2013-03-22 11:12:24 AM
farm5.staticflickr.com
 
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