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(Planet Ivy)   Woman finds dead kitten in sausage. Does she a) Vomit, b) sue, or c) build a shrine to it?   (planetivy.com ) divider line
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2013-03-21 02:05:56 PM  
Japan?

*clicks*

Oh.
 
2013-03-21 02:07:10 PM  
I'm gonna go ahead and guess that the "writer" of this "article" can't exactly claim English as a first language.

Or a second.
 
2013-03-21 02:17:51 PM  
Okay, which farker is responsible for this particular kitten death?
 
2013-03-21 02:23:20 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Okay, which farker is responsible for this particular kitten death?


There is no possible way you could narrow it down without actually asking God.
 
2013-03-21 03:01:25 PM  
 Food experts the Daily Mail...

lolwut
 
2013-03-21 03:03:34 PM  
D.) All of the above

/what, no multitasking?
 
2013-03-21 03:05:53 PM  
Wait? Pussy...sausage? Your mixed metaphors confuse me.
 
2013-03-21 03:06:07 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: AdolfOliverPanties: Okay, which farker is responsible for this particular kitten death?

There is no possible way you could narrow it down without actually asking God.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 03:06:37 PM  
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I'm gonna go with "ew" anyway
 
2013-03-21 03:07:05 PM  
*SERVICE UNAVAILABLE PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER*

seriously you farkers?

one mention of sausage and you all rush off....
 
2013-03-21 03:10:24 PM  
 A little dead puppy sausage really adds some zip to a spaghetti sauce, but what does dead kitten sausage go with? Never have cooked with it, tough to keep up with the latest trends.
And preferably, a red or white wine?
 
2013-03-21 03:10:26 PM  
You'd rather find a live kitten? That's just unsanitary.
 
2013-03-21 03:10:46 PM  
d) ask for seconds.
 
2013-03-21 03:15:43 PM  

cgraves67: Wait? Pussy...sausage? Your mixed metaphors confuse me.


what a pussy sausage shrine might look like
www.four-poster-beds.com
 
2013-03-21 03:16:23 PM  
I'm kind of turned on.
 
2013-03-21 03:17:18 PM  
Few people would take the time to pray for a dead kitten like that. Job well done, lady.
 
2013-03-21 03:17:23 PM  

cgraves67: Wait? Pussy...sausage? Your mixed metaphors confuse me.


It's called "farking."  You've probably never heard of it.
 
2013-03-21 03:18:11 PM  
 
2013-03-21 03:18:45 PM  

Flakeloaf: You'd rather find a live kitten? That's just unsanitary.


A live kitten in a sausage would herald the end of Caturday.
 
2013-03-21 03:21:40 PM  
My sausage has been responsible for the death of many a kitten.
 
2013-03-21 03:25:45 PM  
Better than finding your sausage in a dead kitten
 
2013-03-21 03:26:29 PM  
Oh, bullshiat.
 
2013-03-21 03:32:11 PM  
Well, the link's farked. Did they explain the logistics of this? Like, was it a whole kitten? How big was this sausage? This feels like the "finger in the Wendy's chili" thing.
 
2013-03-21 03:33:10 PM  
Dead kittens are usually involved with sausages, anyway....
 
2013-03-21 03:39:15 PM  
PUSSIES!

www.iskcon.net.au
 
2013-03-21 03:45:26 PM  
Hell, what did she expect from Dunderbeck's?
 
2013-03-21 03:45:59 PM  
Did she enshrine it in a handsome display case and place it on the piano?
 
2013-03-21 03:49:32 PM  

MaritimeGirl: http://now.msn.com/krod-yotchomrang-thai-woman-finds-dead-kitten-in-s a usage


It's kind of cute, in a dead-Eraserhead-baby sort of way
 
2013-03-21 03:54:54 PM  
Link Farked like the kitty
 
2013-03-21 04:01:23 PM  
Yep, link is farked.
 
2013-03-21 04:01:33 PM  
Fluid typed considerably above: Few people would take the time to pray for a dead kitten like that. Job well done, lady.
Lady's heart may be in right place, imho.
Flakeloaf typed after that: You'd rather find a live kitten? That's just unsanitary.
Quoted by BarkingUnicorn who quoted then typed: A live kitten in a sausage would herald the end of Caturday. I personally would rather find live kitten; wish felines to live whenever possible. No clue why BarkingUnicorn thinks it'd be end of Caturday. Link to tale/tail still farked, predictably --
 
2013-03-21 04:04:29 PM  
That must have been a huge sausage.
 
2013-03-21 04:06:45 PM  
Crunch Frog?
 
2013-03-21 04:07:52 PM  
MaritimeGirl was kind enough to post a working link above, If you would read some of the thread instead of whining.
 
2013-03-21 04:11:42 PM  

MaritimeGirl: http://now.msn.com/krod-yotchomrang-thai-woman-finds-dead-kitten-in-s a usage

Several of them won money in the local lottery after praying before her creepy display, so Krod believes the kitten is lucky.


If the kitten were lucky, wouldn't it have been able to avoid being turned into sausage?
 
2013-03-21 04:11:46 PM  

Cold_Sassy: MaritimeGirl was kind enough to post a working link above, If you would read some of the thread instead of whining.


WTF.  I'm gonna go home and give my cat overlord a hug.
 
2013-03-21 04:12:05 PM  
 
2013-03-21 04:16:53 PM  
Farked?

I get "service unavailable" notice.
 
2013-03-21 04:17:50 PM  

nytmare: Did she enshrine it in a handsome display case and place it on the piano?


I am patiently awaiting a certain Darker to contribute
 
2013-03-21 04:20:09 PM  

eraser8: Farked?

I get "service unavailable" notice.


Farked

That being said, why didnt this get a Caturday tag?
 
2013-03-21 04:22:39 PM  
and... if you're trying to eat pussy, your doing it wrong.
 
2013-03-21 04:24:25 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Okay, which farker is responsible for this particular kitten death?


Yo.

/get it?
 
2013-03-21 04:25:32 PM  
d) build a bridge out of it?
ifyouseekpeace.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-21 04:34:37 PM  
IHasAFlavor.gif
 
2013-03-21 04:37:29 PM  
can't be bothered to read more than the first dozen or so posts but I'm going to go ahead and assume this is an anti-caterday post.

/RIP Kitten
//DNRTFA
 
2013-03-21 04:51:03 PM  
man oh man I hope the answer is D) complains that she did not get dead puppy as ordered
 
2013-03-21 04:55:14 PM  
Tom Watts for no man.


...wait...
Damn.
 
2013-03-21 05:02:36 PM  
So who is sicker? On balance, the freak building a shrine to a dead sausage kitten has to be the winner of this little contest.
 
2013-03-21 05:20:48 PM  
nikgomez.com

What a shrine to a kitteh might look like.

/I still can't believe people thought that was real...
 
m00
2013-03-21 05:37:21 PM  
Picture of what a kitten might look likeplanetivy.com
 
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