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(Inventorspot)   Japanese researchers announce breakthrough in breast regeneration therapy, says that breasts can grow back to normal A cups or massive B cups in no time   (inventorspot.com) divider line 120
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2013-03-21 01:55:21 PM  
Hey, there are plenty of Japanese women with large breasts.

And I've *heard* there are videos that prove this.
 
2013-03-21 02:03:06 PM  
Wake me up when the results get better. "F" may be a failing grade, but "D" is when I stop passing 'em.
 
2013-03-21 02:04:57 PM  
Participated in the clincal trials:

www.weblo.com
 
2013-03-21 02:08:32 PM  
Hooray for the Japanese, trying to save the Boobies!!!
 
2013-03-21 02:16:27 PM  

xanadian: Hooray for the Japanese, trying to save the Boobies!!!


While I'm happy with the breakthrough, it reportedly pushed back the Tentaclator-3000 back by about 12 years. There's always a tradeoff.
 
2013-03-21 02:16:51 PM  
I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.
 
2013-03-21 02:19:17 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 02:45:33 PM  
Nihon Bewb Thread Plz
 
2013-03-21 02:46:00 PM  

factoryconnection: I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.


what a well-cut jib you have.
is you newsletter like mine, sprayed about the pages of fark?
 
2013-03-21 02:48:15 PM  
Regrowing body parts could solve all kinds of health problems and injuries. Let's just hope the missing body parts don't grow a new person.
 
2013-03-21 02:54:04 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-21 02:59:07 PM  
Any word on replacing the nipples with shiatting dicks?
 
2013-03-21 02:59:11 PM  
BOOB THREAD
 
2013-03-21 03:11:13 PM  
Well, if Brazilian transexuals can get huge natural breasts that lactate...
 
2013-03-21 03:12:28 PM  
Nobel Prize!

Researchers put down your pencils, science has finished.
 
2013-03-21 03:12:47 PM  

unyon: BOOB THREAD


In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

img5.imageshack.us

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?
 
2013-03-21 03:13:40 PM  
This is actually a great thing.  If it works without complications then it's much better than the women having to get implants or prosthetics so that they don't feel conscious about the missing breast(s).

/Of course, I personally am looking forward to the increase in Japanese females breast sizes
//Doesn't like breast implants
/Does not object to this
 
2013-03-21 03:16:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?


Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.
 
2013-03-21 03:19:35 PM  
But have they found a cure for PSS? Pixillated snizz syndrome?
 
2013-03-21 03:33:42 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?

Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.


A strong hereditary predisposition to breast cancer is usually the result of a genetic mutation (e.g. BRCA)

If the regenerated breast includes the tissue components that are predisposed to developing malignancy, then the regenerated boobs may incur the same risk because the somatic cells will contain the same malformed genetic code.  The article implies that the technique allows regeneration of the fatty (adipose) tissue that makes up most of the bulk of a normal breast, but doesn't say anything about the other tissue elements.  If the nu-boobs do not reconstitute the duct, gland, whatever tissue then the new ones may be less likely to develop cancer.
 
2013-03-21 03:45:19 PM  
Asian BIE?  EIP

/first in?
 
2013-03-21 03:51:14 PM  

factoryconnection: I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.


There are indeed clinics who perform the procedure purely as a cosmetic enhancement (the image at TFA comes from a Thai clinic) but this so-called "breakthrough" involves removing cancerous stuff and replacing it with fat + stem cells. Only 70-90% of the fat stays where it's put so one imagines the docs will overstuff - not that there's anything wrong with that.

Should that fail, however, there's always...

www.threedonia.com
 
2013-03-21 03:55:33 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?!


It beats the prick threads over in the politics tab.
 
2013-03-21 03:59:30 PM  
I'm ok with itty bitties, especially when they're hooked up to a hot asian.
 
2013-03-21 04:06:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?!

It beats the prick threads over in the politics tab.


Wait...isn't that EVERY thread over in Politics?
 
2013-03-21 04:07:43 PM  
There's just something about this article I'm not getting...
Maybe Fark can give me a better understanding of what regenerated Japanese boobies might look like?

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-03-21 04:07:53 PM  

Parthenogenetic: The sound of one hand clapping: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?

Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.

A strong hereditary predisposition to breast cancer is usually the result of a genetic mutation (e.g. BRCA)

If the regenerated breast includes the tissue components that are predisposed to developing malignancy, then the regenerated boobs may incur the same risk because the somatic cells will contain the same malformed genetic code.  The article implies that the technique allows regeneration of the fatty (adipose) tissue that makes up most of the bulk of a normal breast, but doesn't say anything about the other tissue elements.  If the nu-boobs do not reconstitute the duct, gland, whatever tissue then the new ones may be less likely to develop cancer.


But will they be  bigger than before?
 
2013-03-21 04:10:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 04:11:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 04:13:03 PM  
Perhaps you gentlemen and ladies would like to check out the latest and greatest in Asian big boob fetish porn?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kurumi_Toyoda  (NSFW)
 
2013-03-21 04:30:23 PM  
....what's going on in here.
 
2013-03-21 04:31:24 PM  
Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.
 
2013-03-21 04:34:41 PM  

Mohorovicic: Nobel Prize!

Researchers put down your pencils, science has finished.

 
2013-03-21 04:34:57 PM  
There is nothing wrong with B Cup. They can stay perky much longer than a D.
 
2013-03-21 04:36:54 PM  
img145.imageshack.us

Science! Is there anything it can't do!
 
2013-03-21 04:37:27 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.


So, you like them because you don't have to do as much work ? Slacker.
 
2013-03-21 04:40:44 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]

Science! Is there anything it can't do!


It won't let me be able to stand up from my desk for a few minutes
 
2013-03-21 04:42:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]

Science! Is there anything it can't do!


Get that chick into my bed.
 
2013-03-21 05:05:03 PM  
I hear the German's figured this out with one of their male drill teams.  Just hit the breast area repeatedly.
 
2013-03-21 05:07:25 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

So, you like them because you don't have to do as much work ? Slacker.


It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else.
 
2013-03-21 05:09:28 PM  
img831.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 05:26:42 PM  
 
2013-03-21 05:32:34 PM  
It's actually very cool to see progress in regenerative therapy. That said, on with the pics.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 05:46:54 PM  
Yay Nippon!
 
2013-03-21 05:47:02 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]
img145.imageshack.us
Science! Is there anything it can't do!


Oh, my.
 
2013-03-21 05:54:38 PM  
"Hurr hurr all da Jap women haz itty bitty titty, like all da Jap men haz teeny weeny weenie"

Some stereotypes really need to die.

Quantum Apostrophe: Perhaps you gentlemen and ladies would like to check out the latest and greatest in Asian big boob fetish porn?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kurumi_Toyoda  (NSFW)


Damn, yummy. She'll satisfy my older women with huge natural boobs taste, while http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Hitomi_Tanaka (NSFW) satisfies my younger women with huge natural boobs taste.
 
2013-03-21 06:00:07 PM  

meat0918: I hear the German's figured this out with one of their male drill teams.  Just hit the breast area repeatedly.


Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.
Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.
Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.

You know Germans make good stuff.
 
2013-03-21 06:01:11 PM  
Is this where I mention that my E is in my P?
 
2013-03-21 06:08:47 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Damn, yummy. She'll satisfy my older women with huge natural boobs taste, while http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Hitomi_Tanaka (NSFW) satisfies my younger women with huge natural boobs taste.


I heard her nickname is Slappy-san.
 
2013-03-21 06:10:31 PM  

UberDave: Hey, there are plenty of Japanese women with large breasts.


And back problems.
 
2013-03-21 06:22:58 PM  

nmemkha: UberDave: Hey, there are plenty of Japanese women with large breasts.

And back problems.


Good bras and strengthening the back muscles fix that.

Quantum Apostrophe: Keizer_Ghidorah: Damn, yummy. She'll satisfy my older women with huge natural boobs taste, while http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Hitomi_Tanaka (NSFW) satisfies my younger women with huge natural boobs taste.

I heard her nickname is Slappy-san.


She does tend to lightly slap and smother her partners with her breasts when she's on top.
 
2013-03-21 06:29:30 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]

Science! Is there anything it can't do!


Yes.... it still hasn't provided one of these lovely person to every household.
 
2013-03-21 06:29:53 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?


She sounds like a dumbass. All she needed to do was regular screenings.
 
2013-03-21 06:44:01 PM  
WTF? Did the HERO tag go on vacation or something?  I've seen the HERO tag used recklessly from any one that told someone off, to someone that could tie their own shoes.

This doesn't get one?  For shame
 
2013-03-21 06:59:14 PM  
Reon Kandena
Ai Shinozaki
Hana Haruna
Hitomi Tanaka
etc

There are lots of Japanese women with large breasts subby

They started growing when McDonalds and other american style restaurants came to Japan.

/growth hormones in cattle = large udders on women who eat the beef.
 
2013-03-21 07:12:07 PM  
a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-03-21 07:23:08 PM  
i28.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 07:23:43 PM  
unyon: BOOBBIE THREAD

FTFM

/EIP
 
2013-03-21 07:28:17 PM  
memecrunch.com
 
2013-03-21 07:29:50 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-03-21 07:33:44 PM  
BIE in my geek tab?

(Hopefully) Its more likely than I think.


/EIP
 
2013-03-21 07:39:37 PM  
s1.reutersmedia.net

Cup size or bowl size?
 
2013-03-21 07:42:03 PM  

ILessThanThreeBIE: Is this where I mention that my E is in my P?


Get that outta there.  You don't know where it's been!
 
2013-03-21 07:47:31 PM  
"When stem cells were included in the transplanted material, they were able to prompt the growth of new blood vessels and as a result, from 70 to 90 percent of the transplanted fat remained in its new location."

God works in mysterious ways.
 
2013-03-21 07:58:48 PM  
cdn.myanimelist.net
 
2013-03-21 07:59:05 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: She does tend to lightly slap and smother her partners with her breasts when she's on top.


I think I sense a new friendship blooming here. Oh, sorry, it's just an erection.
 
2013-03-21 08:06:03 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Keizer_Ghidorah: She does tend to lightly slap and smother her partners with her breasts when she's on top.

I think I sense a new friendship blooming here. Oh, sorry, it's just an erection.


You may enjoy this video of her.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3339173/_hitomi_tanaka_~_j_ (NSFW)
 
2013-03-21 08:09:34 PM  
Japanese breasts?

images.eonline.com

/runs away
 
2013-03-21 08:13:33 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Quantum Apostrophe: Keizer_Ghidorah: She does tend to lightly slap and smother her partners with her breasts when she's on top.

I think I sense a new friendship blooming here. Oh, sorry, it's just an erection.

You may enjoy this video of her.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3339173/_hitomi_tanaka_~_j_ (NSFW)


That's very thoughtful of you.
 
2013-03-21 08:15:39 PM  
maybe even send your biatch
We can fix them tits
From a C cup to a double D cup
Make them big shiats, doctor lick em, yeah
 
2013-03-21 08:21:56 PM  

LordOfThePings: [i28.photobucket.com image 640x480]




Still can't believe Dawkins gets to nail that.
 
2013-03-21 08:25:12 PM  

Quantum Apostrophe: Keizer_Ghidorah: Quantum Apostrophe: Keizer_Ghidorah: She does tend to lightly slap and smother her partners with her breasts when she's on top.

I think I sense a new friendship blooming here. Oh, sorry, it's just an erection.

You may enjoy this video of her.

http://www.xvideos.com/video3339173/_hitomi_tanaka_~_j_ (NSFW)

That's very thoughtful of you.


I'm a considerate guy. Be sure to check out the other videos of her at your leisure. Hitomi is a wonderful lady.
 
2013-03-21 08:27:37 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 08:28:30 PM  
data.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 08:29:12 PM  
tinypic.com
 
2013-03-21 08:29:54 PM  
www.androlib.com
 
2013-03-21 08:30:59 PM  
news.3yen.com

Gentlemen. We have the technology. Bigger. Softer. We can rebuild her.
 
2013-03-21 08:32:34 PM  
26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 08:35:10 PM  
i156.photobucket.comwww.birdquest-tours.com
 
2013-03-21 08:36:30 PM  
www.demotivationalposters.org
 
2013-03-21 08:37:02 PM  
 
2013-03-21 08:37:35 PM  
www.adrants.comNot sure if woman or Realdoll.
 
2013-03-21 08:37:58 PM  
The lovely Yoko Matsugane

1.bp.blogspot.com

3.bp.blogspot.com

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 08:38:15 PM  
www.fuckfrance.com
 
2013-03-21 08:40:54 PM  

van1ty: https://www.google.ca/search?q=rin+nakai&hl=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&s a =X&ei=gadLUfmzHcf20gGO0oG4Ag&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAQ&biw=1680&bih=933

13-0 in MMA.


Well, I have a new fetish now.

2.bp.blogspot.com

Anyone who can be a prize fighter and rock a body like that is ace in my book.
 
2013-03-21 08:41:01 PM  
Breast news ever!

//obvious and lazy that is me
 
2013-03-21 08:43:53 PM  

DjangoStonereaver: Participated in the clincal trials:

[www.weblo.com image 364x600]


I remember her from the 80s. Forgot her name, though.
 
2013-03-21 08:45:09 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Any word on replacing the nipples with shiatting dicks?


In before Reese's Penis-Udder Fark.
 
2013-03-21 08:48:45 PM  
HAVE E-MAIL
GIVE BOOBS

please and thanks :)
 
2013-03-21 08:48:53 PM  

Surool: There is nothing wrong with B Cup. They can stay perky much longer than a D.


Someone is going to say that you're lying.

And that someone is someone who likes breasts with calluses from bouncing off of her knees when she walks.
 
2013-03-21 08:51:31 PM  
Gentlemen, you are missing the point.

i.huffpost.com
 
2013-03-21 10:24:51 PM  
Dear Fark-

Some guys just aren't into enormous tits. Some guys like them perky, not as anchors.

Sincerely-

At least me.
 
2013-03-21 10:41:59 PM  
still no cure for cancer.....wait, what!!

awesome news. what a great breakthrough.

Your Average Witty Fark User: Dear Fark-

Some guys just aren't into enormous tits. Some guys like them perky, not as anchors.

Sincerely-

At least me.


me too.

i has asian fiance!! me love her a cups long time
 
2013-03-21 11:00:18 PM  
Anchors > perky.

//as long as they're natural
 
2013-03-21 11:10:55 PM  
I has some serious yellow fever back in the 90's. Anyone else remember bluebird scans from back then? They did all hot Asian pics.

Also...

Is that the camel toe from 'Scream'?

www.weblo.combucultureshock.com
 
2013-03-21 11:13:17 PM  
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 11:16:09 PM  
/Implying A cups are breasts
 
2013-03-21 11:45:01 PM  
i1125.photobucket.com

And do you know who else likes voluptuous Asian lovelies?



4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 11:57:52 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Dear Fark-

Some guys just aren't into enormous tits. Some guys like them perky, not as anchors.

Sincerely-

At least me.


They aren't anchors, they're floaties.
 
2013-03-22 12:20:55 AM  
*scans thread*

www.lindachristas.org
 
2013-03-22 12:24:31 AM  
www.japanesetits.net
 
2013-03-22 12:25:38 AM  
files.fliiby.com
 
2013-03-22 12:27:19 AM  
boobsaregreat.com
 
2013-03-22 12:28:50 AM  
www.giantnaturaltits.co.uk

Bah gawd, King. The Japs have figured out how to make a better tomato!
 
2013-03-22 12:29:52 AM  
www.lowbird.com
 
2013-03-22 12:33:35 AM  
*Leans head back like the boys did in Weird Science when they made Kelly LeBrock ZZ cup.
 
2013-03-22 12:35:32 AM  
i270.photobucket.com

*other Fuko picture was eaten
 
2013-03-22 03:31:09 AM  
[This post removed due to a complaint from Sakamoto Ichikawa.]
 
2013-03-22 05:54:56 AM  

John Buck 41: DjangoStonereaver: Participated in the clincal trials:

[www.weblo.com image 364x600]

I remember her from the 80s. Forgot her name, though.


Tiffany Towers. (link to incomplete biography, NSFW pics).

She was always one of my favorites back in the day.
 
2013-03-22 08:36:58 AM  

DjangoStonereaver: John Buck 41: DjangoStonereaver: Participated in the clincal trials:

[www.weblo.com image 364x600]

I remember her from the 80s. Forgot her name, though.

Tiffany Towers. (link to incomplete biography, NSFW pics).

She was always one of my favorites back in the day.


Ah, thanks.
 
2013-03-22 09:03:26 AM  
Just keeping this thread near the top of my recent posts list, don't mind me.
 
2013-03-22 09:29:29 AM  

traylor: Gentlemen, you are missing the point.

[i.huffpost.com image 570x760]


Shouldn't the third hooter be on the back for dancing?
 
2013-03-22 12:59:41 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.


Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?
 
2013-03-22 01:27:42 PM  

RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?


You would if you could, and now you can:

f00.inventorspot.com

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!
 
2013-03-22 03:13:52 PM  

WordsnCollision: RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?

You would if you could, and now you can:

[f00.inventorspot.com image 500x375]

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!


Woul you eat them on vacation? Even with the radiation?
 
2013-03-22 03:26:55 PM  

RedVentrue: WordsnCollision: RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?

You would if you could, and now you can:

[f00.inventorspot.com image 500x375]

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!

Woul you eat them on vacation? Even with the radiation?


Would you, could you, in Japan? With Godzilla and Rodan?
 
2013-03-22 05:05:08 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: RedVentrue: WordsnCollision: RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?

You would if you could, and now you can:

[f00.inventorspot.com image 500x375]

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!

Woul you eat them on vacation? Even with the radiation?

Would you, could you, in Japan? With Godzilla and Rodan?


Aaaaand favorited.
 
2013-03-22 06:45:19 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: RedVentrue: WordsnCollision: RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?

You would if you could, and now you can:

[f00.inventorspot.com image 500x375]

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!

Woul you eat them on vacation? Even with the radiation?

Would you, could you, in Japan? With Godzilla and Rodan?


Keizer_Ghidorah: RedVentrue: WordsnCollision: RedVentrue: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

Would you eat them in a bra? Would you eat them in the raw?
Would you, could you, in a pair? Would you, could you, in the air?
Would you eat them on a bar? Would you eat them in a car?
Would you eat them, while they ran? Would you eat breasts from Japan?

You would if you could, and now you can:

[f00.inventorspot.com image 500x375]

/breast puddings
//betcha can't eat just one!

Woul you eat them on vacation? Even with the radiation?

Would you, could you, in Japan? With Godzilla and Rodan?


Would you, could you, off the shelf? Could you eat them by yourself?
 
2013-03-22 09:07:52 PM  

Victoly: Your Average Witty Fark User: Dear Fark-

Some guys just aren't into enormous tits. Some guys like them perky, not as anchors.

Sincerely-

At least me.

They aren't anchors, they're floaties.


I would respectfully disagree. I've never seen a woman floating in the air because her tits lifted her up. I have, however, seen many a woman arched forward because her tits were so enormous they acted like anchors.

/a good friend had something like 40J's when she graduated highschool
//breast reduction surgery brought those puppies down to something like 36D's
///three kids later, guess who has 40J's again?
 
2013-03-22 09:12:39 PM  

Your Average Witty Fark User: Victoly: Your Average Witty Fark User: Dear Fark-

Some guys just aren't into enormous tits. Some guys like them perky, not as anchors.

Sincerely-

At least me.

They aren't anchors, they're floaties.

I would respectfully disagree. I've never seen a woman floating in the air because her tits lifted her up. I have, however, seen many a woman arched forward because her tits were so enormous they acted like anchors.

/a good friend had something like 40J's when she graduated highschool
//breast reduction surgery brought those puppies down to something like 36D's
///three kids later, guess who has 40J's again?


Yay her.
 
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