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(Inventorspot)   Japanese researchers announce breakthrough in breast regeneration therapy, says that breasts can grow back to normal A cups or massive B cups in no time   (inventorspot.com) divider line 120
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2013-03-21 01:55:21 PM  
Hey, there are plenty of Japanese women with large breasts.

And I've *heard* there are videos that prove this.
 
2013-03-21 02:03:06 PM  
Wake me up when the results get better. "F" may be a failing grade, but "D" is when I stop passing 'em.
 
2013-03-21 02:04:57 PM  
Participated in the clincal trials:

www.weblo.com
 
2013-03-21 02:08:32 PM  
Hooray for the Japanese, trying to save the Boobies!!!
 
2013-03-21 02:16:27 PM  

xanadian: Hooray for the Japanese, trying to save the Boobies!!!


While I'm happy with the breakthrough, it reportedly pushed back the Tentaclator-3000 back by about 12 years. There's always a tradeoff.
 
2013-03-21 02:16:51 PM  
I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.
 
2013-03-21 02:19:17 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 02:45:33 PM  
Nihon Bewb Thread Plz
 
2013-03-21 02:46:00 PM  

factoryconnection: I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.


what a well-cut jib you have.
is you newsletter like mine, sprayed about the pages of fark?
 
2013-03-21 02:48:15 PM  
Regrowing body parts could solve all kinds of health problems and injuries. Let's just hope the missing body parts don't grow a new person.
 
2013-03-21 02:54:04 PM  
farm1.staticflickr.com
 
2013-03-21 02:59:07 PM  
Any word on replacing the nipples with shiatting dicks?
 
2013-03-21 02:59:11 PM  
BOOB THREAD
 
2013-03-21 03:11:13 PM  
Well, if Brazilian transexuals can get huge natural breasts that lactate...
 
2013-03-21 03:12:28 PM  
Nobel Prize!

Researchers put down your pencils, science has finished.
 
2013-03-21 03:12:47 PM  

unyon: BOOB THREAD


In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

img5.imageshack.us

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?
 
2013-03-21 03:13:40 PM  
This is actually a great thing.  If it works without complications then it's much better than the women having to get implants or prosthetics so that they don't feel conscious about the missing breast(s).

/Of course, I personally am looking forward to the increase in Japanese females breast sizes
//Doesn't like breast implants
/Does not object to this
 
2013-03-21 03:16:41 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?


Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.
 
2013-03-21 03:19:35 PM  
But have they found a cure for PSS? Pixillated snizz syndrome?
 
2013-03-21 03:33:42 PM  

The sound of one hand clapping: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?

Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.


A strong hereditary predisposition to breast cancer is usually the result of a genetic mutation (e.g. BRCA)

If the regenerated breast includes the tissue components that are predisposed to developing malignancy, then the regenerated boobs may incur the same risk because the somatic cells will contain the same malformed genetic code.  The article implies that the technique allows regeneration of the fatty (adipose) tissue that makes up most of the bulk of a normal breast, but doesn't say anything about the other tissue elements.  If the nu-boobs do not reconstitute the duct, gland, whatever tissue then the new ones may be less likely to develop cancer.
 
2013-03-21 03:45:19 PM  
Asian BIE?  EIP

/first in?
 
2013-03-21 03:51:14 PM  

factoryconnection: I've seen this idea tested by doctors in other places as well.  The lumpectomy procedure is currently one without any sort of reliable cosmetic repair procedure.  Curse women for being vain all you want, but I wouldn't want a freaking extra pit in the middle of my chest either.

Hopefully there will be a purely-cosmetic application for this process so that it can fund plastic surgeons' practices and they can do lumpectomy and mastectomy repairs as charity work.


There are indeed clinics who perform the procedure purely as a cosmetic enhancement (the image at TFA comes from a Thai clinic) but this so-called "breakthrough" involves removing cancerous stuff and replacing it with fat + stem cells. Only 70-90% of the fat stays where it's put so one imagines the docs will overstuff - not that there's anything wrong with that.

Should that fail, however, there's always...

www.threedonia.com
 
2013-03-21 03:55:33 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?!


It beats the prick threads over in the politics tab.
 
2013-03-21 03:59:30 PM  
I'm ok with itty bitties, especially when they're hooked up to a hot asian.
 
2013-03-21 04:06:54 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?!

It beats the prick threads over in the politics tab.


Wait...isn't that EVERY thread over in Politics?
 
2013-03-21 04:07:43 PM  
There's just something about this article I'm not getting...
Maybe Fark can give me a better understanding of what regenerated Japanese boobies might look like?

dl.dropbox.com
 
2013-03-21 04:07:53 PM  

Parthenogenetic: The sound of one hand clapping: The Stealth Hippopotamus: unyon: BOOB THREAD

In the geek tab?! I set the over under at 100

[img5.imageshack.us image 615x811]

The last thread like this a Farkette was talking about her family and the odds of her getting breast cancer. It was so high in fact that she was going to have them removed just to avoid the risk. I wonder if this would work on people like her? Or would the regenerated breasts have the same risk as the originals?

Sounds like they are saying that the regenerated breasts shouldn't have the same risk as the originals.  I guess it will be a while before they start doing this because I imagine they want to do more trials yet.  And from a non-pervy sense I find it kind of fascinating that we are now capable of doing such a thing.

A strong hereditary predisposition to breast cancer is usually the result of a genetic mutation (e.g. BRCA)

If the regenerated breast includes the tissue components that are predisposed to developing malignancy, then the regenerated boobs may incur the same risk because the somatic cells will contain the same malformed genetic code.  The article implies that the technique allows regeneration of the fatty (adipose) tissue that makes up most of the bulk of a normal breast, but doesn't say anything about the other tissue elements.  If the nu-boobs do not reconstitute the duct, gland, whatever tissue then the new ones may be less likely to develop cancer.


But will they be  bigger than before?
 
2013-03-21 04:10:59 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 04:11:36 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-03-21 04:13:03 PM  
Perhaps you gentlemen and ladies would like to check out the latest and greatest in Asian big boob fetish porn?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kurumi_Toyoda  (NSFW)
 
2013-03-21 04:30:23 PM  
....what's going on in here.
 
2013-03-21 04:31:24 PM  
Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.
 
2013-03-21 04:34:41 PM  

Mohorovicic: Nobel Prize!

Researchers put down your pencils, science has finished.

 
2013-03-21 04:34:57 PM  
There is nothing wrong with B Cup. They can stay perky much longer than a D.
 
2013-03-21 04:36:54 PM  
img145.imageshack.us

Science! Is there anything it can't do!
 
2013-03-21 04:37:27 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.


So, you like them because you don't have to do as much work ? Slacker.
 
2013-03-21 04:40:44 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]

Science! Is there anything it can't do!


It won't let me be able to stand up from my desk for a few minutes
 
2013-03-21 04:42:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]

Science! Is there anything it can't do!


Get that chick into my bed.
 
2013-03-21 05:05:03 PM  
I hear the German's figured this out with one of their male drill teams.  Just hit the breast area repeatedly.
 
2013-03-21 05:07:25 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: BarkingUnicorn: Americans need to eat smaller portions, anyway.  And I luvs me some tiny titties.  The nips are more sensitive, in my experience.

So, you like them because you don't have to do as much work ? Slacker.


It's only work if you'd rather be doing something else.
 
2013-03-21 05:09:28 PM  
img831.imageshack.us
 
2013-03-21 05:26:42 PM  
 
2013-03-21 05:32:34 PM  
It's actually very cool to see progress in regenerative therapy. That said, on with the pics.

i1126.photobucket.com

i1126.photobucket.com
i1126.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 05:46:54 PM  
Yay Nippon!
 
2013-03-21 05:47:02 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img145.imageshack.us image 491x711]
img145.imageshack.us
Science! Is there anything it can't do!


Oh, my.
 
2013-03-21 05:54:38 PM  
"Hurr hurr all da Jap women haz itty bitty titty, like all da Jap men haz teeny weeny weenie"

Some stereotypes really need to die.

Quantum Apostrophe: Perhaps you gentlemen and ladies would like to check out the latest and greatest in Asian big boob fetish porn?

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Kurumi_Toyoda  (NSFW)


Damn, yummy. She'll satisfy my older women with huge natural boobs taste, while http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Hitomi_Tanaka (NSFW) satisfies my younger women with huge natural boobs taste.
 
2013-03-21 06:00:07 PM  

meat0918: I hear the German's figured this out with one of their male drill teams.  Just hit the breast area repeatedly.


Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.
Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.
Hard-on. Apply directly to the boobies.

You know Germans make good stuff.
 
2013-03-21 06:01:11 PM  
Is this where I mention that my E is in my P?
 
2013-03-21 06:08:47 PM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: Damn, yummy. She'll satisfy my older women with huge natural boobs taste, while http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Hitomi_Tanaka (NSFW) satisfies my younger women with huge natural boobs taste.


I heard her nickname is Slappy-san.
 
2013-03-21 06:10:31 PM  

UberDave: Hey, there are plenty of Japanese women with large breasts.


And back problems.
 
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