gizmokid18: I'm rubber you're glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you.....
UsikFark: [cdn.3news.co.nz image 460x307]Go home car, you are drunk.
gizmokid18: gizmokid18: I'm rubber you're glue, what bounces off of me sticks to you.....My apologies, first thing I thought of when I read the headline.....Fark does that a lot to me......Makes you think of old childhood comebacks and what not.....I'll get back in line now.//Yeah, ironicaly this isn't ironic....
Rev. Skarekroe: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Oldiron_79: How is it ironic? most glue is slick till it dries.
Relatively Obscure: Hey, is this the thread where we talk about what is and isn't irony, today? 'Cause those threads are awesome.
DeathCipris: "...one of them carrying 14,000 litres of glue, on SH1 near Oakleigh, just south of Whangarei.""...Maungakaramea Road and Mangapai Road on SH1."[www4.picturepush.com image 480x353]
mayIFark: You just have to wait for it to dry. Then it won't be slippery anymore.
Keizer_Ghidorah: Wait, Looney Tunes taught me that covering a surface with glue brings anything that touches it to an immediate dead stop.
nekom: Now that's what I call a sticky situation!
Ned Stark: Good ironic use of the ironic tag on a story that isn't ironic, subs.
Priapetic: Most people (i.e., people other than pedantic assholes) equate glue with sticky, so for the majority this would qualify as irony - rather than making a road sticky as expected, the glue made it slick instead."a(1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result(2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity "
Gawdzila: Virtually all cases of irony dissolve when you analyze the minutiae at deep levels.
Gawdzila: Ned Stark: Good ironic use of the ironic tag on a story that isn't ironic, subs.How is that not ironic? It's actually quite ironic.
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