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(Metronews.ca)   Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it   (metronews.ca) divider line 29
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2013-03-21 03:40:08 PM
6 votes:
Sing for me
multimedia.fnac.es
2013-03-21 04:03:43 PM
5 votes:
Yeah, but will it take strokes off your game?
pointlessbanter.net
2013-03-21 01:45:00 PM
5 votes:
Picture of it being used on something called a Bieber....
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2013-03-21 01:49:46 PM
4 votes:
www.spackler.ca
2013-03-21 06:29:54 PM
3 votes:
i1.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-21 05:19:12 PM
3 votes:
Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
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2013-03-21 04:26:05 PM
3 votes:
My friend tried this technique, knocked half her teeth out.....
2013-03-21 02:16:11 PM
3 votes:
2013-03-21 10:40:03 PM
2 votes:

Chabash: My music history professor was quite convinced that perfect authentic cadence was identical to the feeling of an orgasm. Dissonance and resolution.


That's the same reason he kept slapping your ass the rhythm of 'Another One Bites the Dust'.
2013-03-21 05:00:55 PM
2 votes:
This certainly explains Beyoce's high screechy voice that sounds like a monkey getting an enema.
2013-03-21 04:45:05 PM
2 votes:
grizzlybomb.com
2013-03-21 04:22:09 PM
2 votes:
To be honest, thinking about this article while listening to Christine's part in the Phantom of the Opera (ascending arias juxtaposed with Phantom's "sing for me" lines) makes one burst into uncontrollable laughter.
2013-03-21 04:21:27 PM
2 votes:

Nana's Vibrator: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Well sure, the Telefunken U-47 Rotoplooker was designed for just that.

It looks like a magische schwein!


Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.

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/d'oh, a deer
2013-03-21 03:52:05 PM
2 votes:
no WONDER freddie mercury had such great range!
2013-03-21 03:43:40 PM
2 votes:
FTA: It relaxes tension in the larynx

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2013-03-21 03:36:34 PM
2 votes:
www.michaelarnoldart.com

"Curses!  My secret is revealed!"
2013-03-21 03:34:17 PM
2 votes:
"OOoooooooh sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuuuuuu"
2013-03-21 06:36:26 PM
1 votes:

ko_kyi: exvaxman: Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.

Someone is getting a fruit basket.


Yeah. The girlfriend!
2013-03-21 06:23:53 PM
1 votes:

exvaxman: Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.


Someone is getting a fruit basket.
2013-03-21 06:21:15 PM
1 votes:
Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.
2013-03-21 04:59:05 PM
1 votes:
Janice Joplin must have used a chain saw.
2013-03-21 04:23:42 PM
1 votes:
www.blogcdn.com
2013-03-21 04:01:23 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but a properly placed pickle will allow one to achieve FARK immortality.
2013-03-21 03:41:43 PM
1 votes:
So inserting objects into ones mouth to stretch the throat helps range.... Guess that explains Freddie Mercury's amazing range
2013-03-21 03:40:12 PM
1 votes:

theMightyRegeya: She's quite attractive, but you caught the part where they're using that to relax the larnyx, didn't you?

I don't think they're using them...uh...as advertised.


fta: "I was in the middle of the store testing it on the throat of a friend,"

I can pretend it was from the inside.
2013-03-21 03:37:18 PM
1 votes:
GIVE IT TO ME...UNHHHH!!! UNHHHH!!! UNHHHH!!! UNHHHH!!!
picasion.com
2013-03-21 03:31:21 PM
1 votes:
Is it one like pictured or is it one like the Anal intruder 2000?
2013-03-21 03:30:29 PM
1 votes:
i'm totally disappointed it wasn't a butt plug. Just sayin'.
2013-03-21 01:58:02 PM
1 votes:
Just think what kind of range the real thing would give you.

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