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(   Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it   ( ) divider line
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2013-03-21 04:03:43 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah, but will it take strokes off your game?
2013-03-21 05:34:21 PM  
1 vote:

CruiserTwelve: Possibly NSFW but hilarious

Ah, the infamous vulvazela gag.
2013-03-21 05:19:12 PM  
1 vote:
Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
2013-03-21 05:00:55 PM  
1 vote:
This certainly explains Beyoce's high screechy voice that sounds like a monkey getting an enema.
2013-03-21 04:45:05 PM  
1 vote:
2013-03-21 04:41:00 PM  
1 vote:
I hope I'm wrong - but all I can think is that the guy has a fetish and is using his position of authority to make it happen.

'Hey, you have a great voice, but you know what really helps?  This sex toy!  No, no, no, I don't mean anything INAPPROPRIATE, here let me show you how it works.  Okay?  I'll just turn it on for you and I'll show you how to use it.  Just press it up against your throat like this - okay?  Yeah - that's it.  Now move it around a bit, yeah - just like that.  Relax,   Let it loosen up everything.  There.  Now, try singing that line again.  OH WOW - did you hear that?  Much better!  This technique really works!'

Then he inserts the mental image of what else his students will be using with the knowledge he's given them.

It has all the signs of b.s....

No actual evidence that it works.  Just people who 'swear by it'
Specific information to make it sound scientific...but no justification.  He says he tested lots of devices and settled on ones that operate with a frequency of 100-120 because it is 'pretty close' to the range of the human voice.  WHAT?!  Seriously?
2013-03-21 04:01:58 PM  
1 vote:
On a more serious, fun-wrecking note:

Don't do this with powerful vibrators around your throat. Vibrating your thyroid glands is a bad idea. The last thing you want is a rush of body chemistry-altering hormones farking with your blood pressure and temperature regulation.
2013-03-21 03:46:50 PM  
1 vote:
My music history professor was quite convinced that perfect authentic cadence was identical to the feeling of an orgasm. Dissonance and resolution.
2013-03-21 03:32:54 PM  
1 vote:
I have a similar device that it's own soothing cream for your larynges.
2013-03-21 01:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
Just think what kind of range the real thing would give you.

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2013-03-21 01:45:00 PM  
1 vote:
Picture of it being used on something called a Bieber....
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