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(Metronews.ca)   Voice coach says that using a sex toy gives singers an extra octave. Possibly two, depending on where they use it   (metronews.ca) divider line 90
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2013-03-21 05:01:13 PM  
Auto-Tune erotica.
 
2013-03-21 05:14:13 PM  

MBooda: Nana's Vibrator: AngryJailhouseFistfark: Well sure, the Telefunken U-47 Rotoplooker was designed for just that.

It looks like a magische schwein!

Aber beklecker nicht das sofa.

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/d'oh, a deer


+1 Would laugh again!! Great Job!!
 
2013-03-21 05:18:40 PM  
It works just fine. You just have to be careful not to chip your teeth.
 
2013-03-21 05:19:12 PM  
Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
static.giantbomb.com
 
2013-03-21 05:34:21 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Possibly NSFW but hilarious


Ah, the infamous vulvazela gag.
 
2013-03-21 05:44:45 PM  
i.imgur.com

Preparing for a speech.
 
2013-03-21 05:44:46 PM  

CruiserTwelve: Possibly NSFW but hilarious


Oh man!! LMAO!!!!  That's the BEST and funniest clip I've seen in a long time!!  Thanks!!!
 
2013-03-21 05:48:20 PM  

Walker: Picture of it being used on something called a Bieber....
[static.wetpaint.me image 600x450]


Hideous awful thing
 
2013-03-21 05:50:09 PM  
I read "voice cooch" on my first look. Freudian slip?
 
2013-03-21 06:17:25 PM  

Why Would I Read the Article: Shostie: I read a paper by a musicologist complete farking nutcase once that compared Beethoven, and essentially the sonata-allegro form and standard harmonic practices to misogyny and sexual assault.

FTFY


Anything to get a PhD.
 
2013-03-21 06:17:32 PM  

Shostie: Chabash: My music history professor was quite convinced that perfect authentic cadence was identical to the feeling of an orgasm. Dissonance and resolution.

I read a paper by a musicologist once that compared Beethoven, and essentially the sonata-allegro form and standard harmonic practices to misogyny and sexual assault.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_McClary


What a lunatic. No wonder people laugh at feminists.
 
2013-03-21 06:21:15 PM  
Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.
 
2013-03-21 06:23:53 PM  

exvaxman: Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.


Someone is getting a fruit basket.
 
2013-03-21 06:29:54 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-21 06:35:51 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to the term "vibrato".
 
2013-03-21 06:36:26 PM  

ko_kyi: exvaxman: Many years ago I had a room mate whose girl friend was instructed to perform oral on him by her voice instructor because it would help her voice. To state the obvious, my friend was very, very happy.

Someone is getting a fruit basket.


Yeah. The girlfriend!
 
2013-03-21 06:41:58 PM  
I would think it would help with vibrato.
 
2013-03-21 06:49:50 PM  

Old_Chief_Scott: "OOoooooooh sweet mystery of life at last I've found youuuuuuuuuuuu"


Here for this.

www.the-filmreel.com
 
2013-03-21 07:10:55 PM  
www.pickuppodcast.com

Happy to help.
 
2013-03-21 07:13:49 PM  
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 07:34:53 PM  
i find LSA (morning glory / hawiaan baby wood rose seeds) works just as good as the old "dildo in the mouth"
but do whatever makes you feel good.  i guess
 
2013-03-21 07:35:46 PM  

MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]


Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>
 
2013-03-21 07:52:40 PM  

razyjean: MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]

Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>


The fist weapon? It kicks ass.

Oh... you mean the robot. No. Eww.

On a side note, if you make a fist weapons character in New Vegas, take a short walk to get "Pushy" ASAP, you can breeze through the game like you've enabled God Mode. Walk into Caesar's Compound and punch his face out of the compound.
 
2013-03-21 07:54:52 PM  

razyjean: MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]

Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>


I never go hand to hand spec, usually guns and sneak with lots of points in lockpicking early on. It sits in my inventory doing nothing.
 
2013-03-21 07:57:57 PM  
Nellie Melba who was a renowned opera singer believed that a bj helped her voice.

/She was very popular
 
2013-03-21 08:07:19 PM  

razyjean: MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]

Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>


I figured my character would take Fisto for a spin. It's been some time, but I remember him saying something like "the numbness will subside in a few hours"
 
2013-03-21 08:14:47 PM  

thecpt: theMightyRegeya: She's quite attractive, but you caught the part where they're using that to relax the larnyx, didn't you?

I don't think they're using them...uh...as advertised.

fta: "I was in the middle of the store testing it on the throat of a friend,"

I can pretend it was from the inside.



Guys have telling me for years that massaging my throat from the inside would do wonders for my singing voice.
 
2013-03-21 08:21:53 PM  

demaL-demaL-yeH: CruiserTwelve: Possibly NSFW but hilarious

Ah, the infamous vulvazela gag.


That makes my vuvuzela hurt just thinking about it.
 
2013-03-21 08:25:28 PM  

razyjean: MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]

Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>


I did.  Got the dialog option "I can't feel my legs!" afterwards.
 
2013-03-21 09:10:41 PM  
I never noticed it before but...

blogs.houstonpress.com
 
2013-03-21 09:26:43 PM  
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2013-03-21 09:49:50 PM  

razyjean: MythDragon: Probably get more than that depending on the sex toy....
[static.giantbomb.com image 397x330]

Not to threadjack, but has anybody ever test drove FISTO?  Neither my husband nor myself could bring ourselves to do it >.>


Kreiger is not impressed...

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2013-03-21 10:40:03 PM  

Chabash: My music history professor was quite convinced that perfect authentic cadence was identical to the feeling of an orgasm. Dissonance and resolution.


That's the same reason he kept slapping your ass the rhythm of 'Another One Bites the Dust'.
 
2013-03-22 12:03:17 AM  

Treygreen13: On a side note, if you make a fist weapons character in New Vegas, take a short walk to get "Pushy" ASAP, you can breeze through the game like you've enabled God Mode. Walk into Caesar's Compound and punch his face out of the compound.


Huh.  I always just stuck dynamite down the Praetorian Guards pants, stole his ballistic fist, and then murdered my way through the camp.

/Spoiler Warning did it first and better.
 
2013-03-22 01:10:34 AM  

CanuckAmok: Kreiger is not impressed...


"I thought you told me to start slacking off?"
 
2013-03-22 01:26:46 AM  

poot_rootbeer: They're also good for loosening earwax.

Just ask Bill Cosby!


What a terrible promo for a really good movie.
 
2013-03-22 02:22:51 AM  
 
2013-03-22 09:34:58 AM  
One time, at band camp...
 
2013-03-22 09:49:54 AM  
Last fall she was in an Edmonton production of Next to Normal, a rock-and-roll musical, and was hard on her voice.

collider.com
 
2013-03-22 10:02:21 AM  

SwingingJohnson: Janice Joplin must have used a chain saw.


Nah, just a lot of booze.

/Alcohol is a dessicant, and very bad for singers.
 
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