graeth: Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.
leevis: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphismI'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...I heard about a colonial-era punishment for child molesters several years ago. The guy would sit naked on the middle of a log and have his dick NAILED to it. Each end of the log would be set on fire and he would be handed a knife. His choice, burn to death or cut it off and get away. I don't know what the equivalent for women would be.
JungleBoogie: I've noticed that anti-death penalty types tend to be first concerned with the welfare of the offender, rather than doing justice and preventing the crime again.
weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 540x839]And now we cut live to the new POPE, where he affirms his belief that gays adopting children is CHILD ABUSE.
umad: I don't see the problem. Kids are at the mercy of their raging hormones so of course they are going to be having sex. Just because they have more game and get more ass than you did at that age is no reason to throw down a cock-block.I'm suddenly surrounded by puritans. What happened to Fark?
Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.You don't arrest people for planning. You arrest and prosecute for doing.Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?
Scuttlebutt: I really need to refresh before posting.
Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention. You don't arrest people for planning. You arrest and prosecute for doing.
Lionel Mandrake: I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.
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