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(NBC News)   A spokesman for Hell sighs heavily and announces construction of a a new "special place" after the FBI arrests a couple that was planning on starting a babysitting business to get access to kids they could drug and use to produce child porn   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 33
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2013-03-21 02:26:17 PM  
8 votes:
So I won't be receiving any return for investing in that Kickstarter?
2013-03-21 02:37:03 PM  
5 votes:
Oh now everyone hates capitalism
2013-03-21 01:52:12 PM  
5 votes:
Hey, say what you will, at least they had a vision.
2013-03-21 02:36:59 PM  
4 votes:

graeth: Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.


My name is Sephiroth, and I approve of this message.
2013-03-21 02:17:22 PM  
4 votes:
Obligatory:

cdn1.screenrant.com
2013-03-21 02:50:05 PM  
3 votes:
As usual big gov getting in the way of job creators.
2013-03-21 02:30:08 PM  
3 votes:
These two know what's great about sex with twenty one year olds.
2013-03-21 01:42:54 PM  
3 votes:
www.roflcat.com

Not clicking on that. No. Not happening. Don't want to know.
2013-03-21 04:23:05 PM  
2 votes:
Thanks Obama.

Another small business destroyed by government regulation before it even starts.
2013-03-21 03:11:51 PM  
2 votes:

leevis: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


I heard about a colonial-era punishment for child molesters several years ago. The guy would sit naked on the middle of a log and have his dick NAILED to it. Each end of the log would be set on fire and he would be handed a knife. His choice, burn to death or cut it off and get away. I don't know what the equivalent for women would be.


You know, it's a really bad day when your dick gets nailed to a log and it's still not the worst thing that's going to happen to you that day.
2013-03-21 02:37:36 PM  
2 votes:
Dr. Dolan:    Right.  So how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber.
Fletch:  No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Dolan:  Two "B"s?
Fletch: One "B".  B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Dolan:  That's two.
Fletch:  Yeah, but not right next to each other.  I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Dolan: Arnold Babar?  Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch:  I don't know.  I don't have any.
Dr Dolan:  No children?
Fletch:  No elephant books.
2013-03-21 02:30:55 PM  
2 votes:
www.bsomusic.org

RIP Babar
2013-03-21 02:28:18 PM  
2 votes:
Special agents with the FBI and NYPD detectives arrested Bebars Baslan, 35, and Kristen Henry, 25, from Brooklyn, on Tuesday night at a hotel in Jersey City, N.J.

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RIP BEBAR
2013-03-21 02:24:06 PM  
2 votes:
Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...
2013-03-21 01:01:08 PM  
2 votes:
A decent example of vertical integration right there.
2013-03-22 03:37:29 AM  
1 votes:

JungleBoogie: I've noticed that anti-death penalty types tend to be first concerned with the welfare of the offender, rather than doing justice and preventing the crime again.


Then you're seriously an idiot, because no anti death penalty advocate would ever want anything but life in prison for such an offender.  And yeah, they hate the crimes just as much as anyone else, jackass.
2013-03-21 08:49:01 PM  
1 votes:
Ahh, it's the daily "I will show you how much I hate sex-perverts by wishing the most perverse consequential sexual acts I can envision upon them" thread.
2013-03-21 07:30:31 PM  
1 votes:

weltallica: [i.imgur.com image 540x839]

And now we cut live to the new POPE, where he affirms his belief that gays adopting children is CHILD ABUSE.


i49.tinypic.com
2013-03-21 06:01:03 PM  
1 votes:
Noticeably F.A.T.:

Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.

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2013-03-21 03:34:28 PM  
1 votes:
So, Obama's thugs are shutting down another small business?
2013-03-21 03:34:14 PM  
1 votes:

umad: I don't see the problem. Kids are at the mercy of their raging hormones so of course they are going to be having sex. Just because they have more game and get more ass than you did at that age is no reason to throw down a cock-block.

I'm suddenly surrounded by puritans. What happened to Fark?


bananascoop.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-21 03:10:18 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


Seriously, right?  They don't give out Nobel Prizes for planned chemistry.

i202.photobucket.com .

DNRTFA.  Having a bad enough day as it is.
2013-03-21 03:02:06 PM  
1 votes:
Remember:

media.tumblr.com
2013-03-21 02:54:24 PM  
1 votes:
Take it easy Charlie. I've got an angle.
2013-03-21 02:49:11 PM  
1 votes:
Imma let you finish, Subby, but those inhuman crapsacks who imprisoned their son in a room for his entire childhood then sent the kid off on his 18th birthday to die starved and alone in a California Greyhound station still ranks as the Worst Couple of All Time. OF ALL TIME!!

ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-21 02:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
"Baslan and Henry are charged with aggravated sexual abuse and face 30 years to life in prison. Their lawyers had no comment. took it upon themselves to strangle the couple during preliminry interviews.  No charges were filed.'

How I'd like the article to have actually read.
2013-03-21 02:42:06 PM  
1 votes:
Time for inoculation with Clostridium deficile
2013-03-21 02:38:02 PM  
1 votes:

Scuttlebutt: I really need to refresh before posting.


Hot shower & coffee will refresh you.
2013-03-21 02:37:34 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-21 02:34:14 PM  
1 votes:
Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.
2013-03-21 02:31:03 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.  You don't arrest people for planning. You arrest and prosecute for doing.


I think the thread is going to need to know whether or not you yourself are a child.  Because you boutta get raped.

Lionel Mandrake: I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.


It's situations and people like this that keep me pro-death penalty.  But I want it halted, significant reforms made first and then resumed.
2013-03-21 02:27:16 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?
2013-03-21 02:01:14 PM  
1 votes:
That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!
 
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