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(NBC News)   A spokesman for Hell sighs heavily and announces construction of a a new "special place" after the FBI arrests a couple that was planning on starting a babysitting business to get access to kids they could drug and use to produce child porn   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 58
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2013-03-21 02:00:27 PM  
6 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism


If humans are good at one thing, it's thinking up horrifying ways of making other humans miserable. See: your link and TFA.
2013-03-21 01:10:58 PM  
6 votes:
some animals need to be put down...
2013-03-21 02:17:22 PM  
5 votes:
Obligatory:

cdn1.screenrant.com
2013-03-21 05:48:00 PM  
4 votes:
Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.
2013-03-21 01:42:54 PM  
4 votes:
www.roflcat.com

Not clicking on that. No. Not happening. Don't want to know.
2013-03-21 02:34:44 PM  
3 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


These people were ACTIVELY searching out kids to molest. That's a bit different. They DO arrest people for conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit terror, so I see it being no different.
2013-03-21 02:30:04 PM  
3 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.


Conspiring is doing.
2013-03-21 07:04:26 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people who take what they read on FARK seriously?


Oh, I'm not taking anything seriously, at least not in the sense that I think anyone here has the guts to follow through on anything. I still think it takes a sick mind to even think up some of the "punishments" you see here, and I still find it odd that the people coming up with the torture don't seem to see irony in raging against sickness by coming up with sick shiat.
2013-03-21 05:13:35 PM  
2 votes:
Am I the only one left in this country that still likes to wait until people are convicted before I cry that the most severe punishment we can think of is bestowed upon them?  These people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Yeah, if they are indeed proven guilty, lock em up and throw away the key, but for now we should withhold our fury.
2013-03-21 03:34:14 PM  
2 votes:

umad: I don't see the problem. Kids are at the mercy of their raging hormones so of course they are going to be having sex. Just because they have more game and get more ass than you did at that age is no reason to throw down a cock-block.

I'm suddenly surrounded by puritans. What happened to Fark?


bananascoop.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-21 02:40:52 PM  
2 votes:
At the risk of starting a flame war, these are still allegations, right? Not yet convicted? Cops, including the FBI, make mistakes, or so I've read on Fark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege
2013-03-21 02:36:59 PM  
2 votes:

graeth: Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.


My name is Sephiroth, and I approve of this message.
2013-03-21 02:24:06 PM  
2 votes:
Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...
2013-03-21 02:15:47 PM  
2 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.
2013-03-22 01:46:28 AM  
1 votes:
its stull like this that we need the death penalty for
/also, Bebars lol
2013-03-21 08:49:01 PM  
1 votes:
Ahh, it's the daily "I will show you how much I hate sex-perverts by wishing the most perverse consequential sexual acts I can envision upon them" thread.
2013-03-21 06:02:58 PM  
1 votes:

Noticeably F.A.T.: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.


Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people who take what they read on FARK seriously?
2013-03-21 04:36:43 PM  
1 votes:

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses?  Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history.


Not necessarily.  But if your going to put your child in day care put them in a proper day care with staff, offices, administration.  Do not put them in a family day care with an overworked under qualified mother and her kiddy fiddler partner.
2013-03-21 04:28:50 PM  
1 votes:

A Terrible Human: Great Janitor: In before those who say that you wanting them to be beaten and raped in prison is worse than what they were planning to do...

If those people could live one day as someone who was sexually abused as a child and experience the flashbacks,guilt,self loathing and obtrusive almost obsessive thoughts they probably wouldn't feel that way anymore.


Pretty sure I read that most abusers were abused themselves.  Vicious circle and all that.
2013-03-21 04:13:41 PM  
1 votes:
As screwed up as our system of justice is, it is enough for me to know that if they are convicted after a fair
trial they will be put into the general prison population.

While I am not anti-capital punishment, I do believe it should be reserved for the most heinous of crimes
(first degree pre-meditated murder, primarily), purely as punishment not deterrent.

I do not condone torture or excessively cruel and unusual punishments, even for reprobates such as these
people are alleged to be.  To my mind, to do so makes me little better than they are, and as imperfect as I
am, I know for a fact that I am better than they are.
2013-03-21 03:57:58 PM  
1 votes:

sjmcc13: Please, they guy from Hell is not sighing, (S)He knows knows that there is no need to start construction yet. Once they die the demons say  that they are behind on construction torturer, so they have to work building others "special places" until their own is done. Once they go to start work they are told this torture is for Hitler/Sadam/Bin Laden/random jerk that they would want to see suffer, so they put in extra hard work to punish him good, and make certain there is no way out. Once they are don, the demon kicks them in and says "You have been building your own special place, not enjoy being tortured and violated by your own handiwork for all eternity" possibly with an "I lied its what we demons do" in the conversation somewhere. and walks away.


Ask your doctor if Clozaril is right for you
2013-03-21 03:51:23 PM  
1 votes:

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Great Janitor: It's been a bad week to be against capital punishment.

No, it's the same as any other week since anti-death penalty people rely more on reason than emotion, compared to pro capital punishmenters


I wouldn't really go so far as to say one group is more or less reasonable or emotional than the other.

Two people could give me emotional reasons for or against the death penalty, and two people can give pure logical reasons to be pro or anti death.  Saying that the anti-death penalty group is more reasonable or logical than the pro-death penalty group is like saying that Democrats rely more on reason than emotion when compared to Republicans.  It's not true.
2013-03-21 03:48:56 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


scaphism!  holy hell in a hand basket.  Torture is never acceptable, under any circumstance.  Your moral compass needs checked.
2013-03-21 03:41:17 PM  
1 votes:

Jacobin: Its a bad day to be against capital punishment


This week we had the story of the guy who raped a 10 year old girl and then stabbed her mother to death.  Next we got the story of the 17 year old who was sentenced to three life sentences for a school shooting where he killed three people and during the sentencing flipped off the families of his victims and reminded them that the finger used to kill their family members is the same one he uses to masturbate, and now this story.

It's been a bad week to be against capital punishment.
2013-03-21 03:34:19 PM  
1 votes:
I don't really see any deterrence-effect from executing these two, given the effectiveness of torture as a deterrent back in the lawless days of old. People will just resort to more extreme measures not to get caught. That's kind of the problem with punishment.

And torturing them seems to me like saying "Sure, dehumanizing another human being is okay." Isn't the point that they were about to torture other people? What exactly is the net benefit of torturing them?

I'm always astonished at how reading about this sort of thing gives me the heebie-jeebies now that I have kids of my own, but I'm also kind of taken aback by the weird vibe of sadism and lack-of-empathy in this thread. I mean, sadism and lack-of-empathy is kind of the problem here.
2013-03-21 03:33:35 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

And now we cut live to the new POPE, where he affirms his belief that gays adopting children is CHILD ABUSE.
2013-03-21 03:15:16 PM  
1 votes:

lennavan: pute kisses like a man: i know people like to say this, that death is letting them off easy... but, that is not often the case if you talk to people on death row. for example, dostoevksy. check out notes from the house of the dead (book about prison in siberia in the 19th century).

While I'm pro death penalty, I've always thought perhaps a decent middleground would be exclusion from any society.  If someone is convicted and given the death penalty, instead of actually executing them, we fly an airplane out over the Pacific Ocean a thousand miles or so and then when the pilot sees an uninhabited island, make them parachute out.

Pro-death penalty people get the peace of thinking they don't stand a chance at surviving on their own.  Anti-death penalty people get the peace of knowing we didn't actively kill them.


See, and I always considered this- If you're sentenced to life in prison, you're given the option of euthanasia. Many men would rather die than rot in prison for 50 years. So they get an out by choice, justice is served, and us taxpayers save 50 years of electricity and food and salaries for the guards to watch him. Always said that would be the first thing I'd implement if I ran the world. Anti- death penalty people can't get mad because he was sentenced to die in prison anyway, he just chose to speed it up, and pro- death penalty people can be satisfied that justice was done. And we save GAZILLIONS in taxes for prisons.
2013-03-21 03:11:22 PM  
1 votes:

pute kisses like a man: i know people like to say this, that death is letting them off easy... but, that is not often the case if you talk to people on death row. for example, dostoevksy. check out notes from the house of the dead (book about prison in siberia in the 19th century).


While I'm pro death penalty, I've always thought perhaps a decent middleground would be exclusion from any society.  If someone is convicted and given the death penalty, instead of actually executing them, we fly an airplane out over the Pacific Ocean a thousand miles or so and then when the pilot sees an uninhabited island, make them parachute out.

Pro-death penalty people get the peace of thinking they don't stand a chance at surviving on their own.  Anti-death penalty people get the peace of knowing we didn't actively kill them.
2013-03-21 03:06:53 PM  
1 votes:
Their lawyers had no comment.
In fairness, it's hard to comment while throwing up in your mouth.
2013-03-21 03:06:22 PM  
1 votes:
Oh  I  think that flaying is the way to go!  Just take small strips of skin off special places over a mater of weeks, with antibiotics to keep them healthy and alive and in agony!
2013-03-21 03:02:14 PM  
1 votes:
Fortunately, really bad ideas are often coupled with really bad competency in planning and execution.
2013-03-21 02:54:56 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...



I heard about a colonial-era punishment for child molesters several years ago. The guy would sit naked on the middle of a log and have his dick NAILED to it. Each end of the log would be set on fire and he would be handed a knife. His choice, burn to death or cut it off and get away. I don't know what the equivalent for women would be.
2013-03-21 02:51:48 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


it's called "Conspiracy"  as in "We know what you are planning so we don't have to wait until you actually do it to charge you"  The threshold for consipiracy is to enter into a plan or scheme to commit an illegal act, and then take at least one overt step in furtherance of the plan.  So in this case, it would be enough if they articulated this plan and then bought a shiat-load of dramamine, or applied for a day care license
2013-03-21 02:49:18 PM  
1 votes:
Prosecutors say they believed they were going there to meet an acquaintance and three children, including a 1-year-old and a 3-month-old baby,

if i was the acquaintance i'd be afraid to turn them in because of the problem of guilt by association. the police may think you are a pedo also if the couple confided in you. maybe i'm tinfoil hat material but i can see the feds confiscating the computers of the acquaintance and finding a few pirated mp3s and software titles and nailing the acquaintance for 100k. hell, even if the prosecutor tries to ignore the stuff maybe the defense will try to bring it up to screw over the acquaintance for giggles.
2013-03-21 02:49:11 PM  
1 votes:
Imma let you finish, Subby, but those inhuman crapsacks who imprisoned their son in a room for his entire childhood then sent the kid off on his 18th birthday to die starved and alone in a California Greyhound station still ranks as the Worst Couple of All Time. OF ALL TIME!!

ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com
2013-03-21 02:46:46 PM  
1 votes:
"Baslan and Henry are charged with aggravated sexual abuse and face 30 years to life in prison. Their lawyers had no comment. took it upon themselves to strangle the couple during preliminry interviews.  No charges were filed.'

How I'd like the article to have actually read.
2013-03-21 02:43:31 PM  
1 votes:

rkiller1: At the risk of starting a flame war, these are still allegations, right? Not yet convicted? Cops, including the FBI, make mistakes, or so I've read on Fark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege


Um, what about that direct quote from the guy about if they give the kid enough drugs, he won't know what's going on for a minute? Sick. Sick sick sick. I WANT THEM TARRED AND FEATHERED, THEN DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
2013-03-21 02:41:43 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.


Like that degenerate in that thread from the other day that carjacked a woman and her 10-year-old girl, raped the girl, then stabbed the mother to death as she escaped. One day in GP, he ended up with a busted face.
2013-03-21 02:41:42 PM  
1 votes:
According to the article, the couple already possessed child porn, showed it somebody, and then related their plans to open a day care to make some of their own.  Before they're left on a mountain top to die, we should probably study them.  I just can't fathom how you wake up and think this is a good idea.  Is it a gradual loss of humanity or are you just built like that? Then maybe a good draw and quarter as opposed to the mountain top.  We could put it on YouTube.
2013-03-21 02:38:04 PM  
1 votes:

mod3072: Captain Darling: In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"

Who the hell says that? Do you hang around at NAMBLA conventions or something? Even the bleeding-heart Fark ultra-libs don't generally stick up for kiddy-diddlers.


Not even liberals?  Are you sure?

I don't see any FARK "conservatives" around, so I guess we can't ask the experts on what liberals believe...
2013-03-21 02:37:36 PM  
1 votes:
Dr. Dolan:    Right.  So how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber.
Fletch:  No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Dolan:  Two "B"s?
Fletch: One "B".  B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Dolan:  That's two.
Fletch:  Yeah, but not right next to each other.  I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Dolan: Arnold Babar?  Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch:  I don't know.  I don't have any.
Dr Dolan:  No children?
Fletch:  No elephant books.
2013-03-21 02:37:34 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-03-21 02:37:32 PM  
1 votes:

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


Then you're not really anti-death penalty, you just set the bar really high (or is that really low?).

If the urban legends about what happens to child molesters in prison are true, a lifetime in general population would be sufficient. Just make sure they can never harm a child--ever. If they live in fear of physical harm from their fellow inmates for the rest of their lives, oh well.
2013-03-21 02:35:13 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


This would be the charge I think.  Along with the porn they had at their place and any crimes related to if they created any of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_%28crime%29
2013-03-21 02:34:06 PM  
1 votes:
imgc.allpostersimages.com

Maybe it's time to start doing this again
2013-03-21 02:33:58 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


Conspiracy is a crime. Just one action to further the plan is enough to send everyone away for a long time.

/hanging way to good for this scum
2013-03-21 02:33:11 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Conspiring is doing.


Attempting a crime is also a crime.
2013-03-21 02:32:14 PM  
1 votes:

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


Conspiracy
2013-03-21 02:29:28 PM  
1 votes:
That article, or rather what those sickos were planning, made me physically sick. I guess it's a good thing I can't comprehend what's going on in their head.

Turn 'em over to parents that have lost children to people like this. Not long enough to kill them, but almost. Then do it again and again and again and...
2013-03-21 02:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
Let me guess, they were going to open shop at Penn State?

Waiting for the alumni to come out defending the couple because they did something nice the week before so its okay that they wanted to molest little kids...
2013-03-21 02:27:16 PM  
1 votes:
I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?
2013-03-21 02:26:17 PM  
1 votes:
So I won't be receiving any return for investing in that Kickstarter?
2013-03-21 02:26:07 PM  
1 votes:
Hang 'em and hang 'em high!
2013-03-21 02:25:47 PM  
1 votes:
Just when I get to feeling like the world is boring and I've seen everything, someone comes along to expand the depths of my worldview.
2013-03-21 02:21:33 PM  
1 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.


Amen to that. The worst thing you can do to a person is take away their freedom and any hope of ever getting it back.  But it's not as gratifying as blowing off their genitalia and watching them bleed to death in agony, I will admit that.
2013-03-21 02:19:30 PM  
1 votes:

jbuist: Rev. Skarekroe: That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!

Yes it is.  Diphenhydramine hydrochloride.  It's the same thing as a Benadryl.

Dramamine pills just contain twice the amount.

*themoreyouknow.jpg*


Dimenhydrinate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimenhydrinate
2013-03-21 01:54:26 PM  
1 votes:
And this is why I thank FSM everyday for my mother in law and never having to put my kids in daycare. We will never be able to pay her enough for being able to watch them
2013-03-21 01:47:44 PM  
1 votes:
One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...
 
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