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2013-03-21 04:28:50 PM

A Terrible Human: Great Janitor: In before those who say that you wanting them to be beaten and raped in prison is worse than what they were planning to do...

If those people could live one day as someone who was sexually abused as a child and experience the flashbacks,guilt,self loathing and obtrusive almost obsessive thoughts they probably wouldn't feel that way anymore.


Pretty sure I read that most abusers were abused themselves.  Vicious circle and all that.
 
2013-03-21 04:29:14 PM
"Trust me, all what I'm doing, nothing is going to be, no memories, nothing."

I bet this is what most pedos think
 
2013-03-21 04:29:16 PM
Am I in before:

1) Bleeding heart liberals screaming, "INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY!!!!!!", and
2) idiot Republitards who can't grasp tax money being put to good use like the FBI?

Oh. Well then. Carry on.
 
2013-03-21 04:30:12 PM

Peter von Nostrand: And this is why I thank FSM everyday for my mother in law and never having to put my kids in daycare. We will never be able to pay her enough for being able to watch them


Most abuse is done by family. I'm sorry.
 
2013-03-21 04:32:29 PM

vudukungfu: Oldiron_79: Well they can be eaten alive by coconut crabs after they are too weak to fend them off from deyhydration of being on a desert island. Sounds like something Edgar Allan Poe level depraved. I like it!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palmyra_Atoll


Ladyfingers they taste like ladyfingers
 
2013-03-21 04:36:43 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses?  Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history.


Not necessarily.  But if your going to put your child in day care put them in a proper day care with staff, offices, administration.  Do not put them in a family day care with an overworked under qualified mother and her kiddy fiddler partner.
 
2013-03-21 04:37:16 PM

dittybopper: Nilatir: The special place in Hell for these people would be:

Inflict the proper damage to create Locked-In Syndrome
Torch Optic nerves, Audial nerves, and Olfactory nerves
Insert feeding tube and catheter
Sew mouth shut

Leave alone for rest of natural life...

//I'd pay extra taxes to see that happen

Meh.  I could still communicate.  Modulate my breath using Morse code.

My wife gets annoyed when I sniff "CQ CQ CQ".

Incoming communication would be Morse via touching my skin.


You are truly an enigma.
 
2013-03-21 04:38:39 PM
Nurglitch:

em·pa·thy/ˈɛm/ Show Spelled [em-puh-thee] Show IPA
noun 1. the intellectual identification with or vicarious experiencing of the feelings, thoughts, or attitudes of another. Sorry, but I really don't want to feel empathetic for these two. leevis: You could also try a technique used by the Nazis and Soviets. Take a long, narrow piece of glass and stick it up the piss hole like a catheter, then break it. That was general torture, though, not necessarily for child molesters.I thought that was used as a treatment for Gonorrhea.
 
2013-03-21 04:39:27 PM

flamingboard: Peter von Nostrand: And this is why I thank FSM everyday for my mother in law and never having to put my kids in daycare. We will never be able to pay her enough for being able to watch them

Most abuse is done by family. I'm sorry.


Yeah, but if Mom didn't abuse her kids, it's unlikely that she'll do it to the grandkids. That kind of behavior tends to establish itself earlier in life than that. There'd be signs.

My father- he had a temper on him. I'd never let him watch my kids without me around because one too many messes and it's not a spanking, it's a belt, and welts, and that's unforgivable. Thank god Mom saw the signs early and divorced him. I'm all for spanking but there's a line between discipline and abuse.

My mother- gentle as you can be, raised us sternly but fairly. I'd trust her to raise my kids perfectly. She'd never do anything to harm them or scar them. Ever.
 
2013-03-21 04:40:00 PM
Wow, all my formatting got lost. Weird.
 
2013-03-21 04:49:30 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...


I see you've been to the NFL cheerleader already today.  It's amazing how many disgusting farkers out there have no problem with women having sex with minors half (or in the case 1/3) their age because they're disgusting perves that have never touched a boob (I can only assume).
 
2013-03-21 04:49:35 PM
Did not click. Will not click. Don't want to know.

I'm glad there's an agency to handle this (thanks FBI), but I'm not sure how those guys can sleep at night. Being a human garbage collector is bound to leave a psychic stench on you.
 
2013-03-21 04:50:08 PM

spiderpaz: Well I use Mac/Linux...: Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...

I see you've been to the NFL cheerleader thread already today.  It's amazing how many disgusting farkers out there have no problem with women having sex with minors half (or in the case 1/3) their age because they're disgusting perves that have never touched a boob (I can only assume).



FTFM
 
2013-03-21 04:57:12 PM

BraveNewCheneyWorld: Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses?  Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history.


Background checks for LEGITIMATE day cares, yes. I would never do an in-home, one- or two-person situation. We found the best place we could, recommended by as many people we knew and trusted, and made sure they have an "open door" policy, so that the parents can waltz in anytime. And we do.
 
2013-03-21 04:57:43 PM

HindiDiscoMonster: cgraves67: I believe that skinning alive and staking to an anthill is the proper and humane punishment in this instance.

that sounds similar to an Apache form of execution, however, for completeness...

10 most gruesome forms of execution...

/I do not advocate execution btw... just interjecting some historical facts.


Wow. When the Brazen Bull is number 10 you know there's going to be some crazy methods below.
 
2013-03-21 04:59:33 PM
Headline tl; dr
 
2013-03-21 05:00:56 PM
Hopefully there will be a good selection of pineapples.
 
2013-03-21 05:05:04 PM
Dude's name made me think of this.

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2013-03-21 05:08:24 PM

Nurglitch: I'm always astonished at how reading about this sort of thing gives me the heebie-jeebies now that I have kids of my own, but I'm also kind of taken aback by the weird vibe of sadism and lack-of-empathy in this thread. I mean, sadism and lack-of-empathy is kind of the problem here.


I find it impossible to have a shred of empathy for any rapist, or anyone planning to rape.

Lock them up for life, with no chance to ever, ever be free again. That is more than satisfactory as far as I am concerned.
 
2013-03-21 05:08:39 PM
Never gonna understand this shiat.
 
2013-03-21 05:09:51 PM

DjangoStonereaver: As screwed up as our system of justice is, it is enough for me to know that if they are convicted after a fair trial they will be put into the general prison population.

I do not condone torture or excessively cruel and unusual punishments, even for reprobates such as these
people are alleged to be.


These two statements are in contradiction.

To my mind, to do so makes me little better than they are, and as imperfect as I am, I know for a fact that I am better than they are.

Not by much if you think letting them be brutalized by other prisoners is not torture.
 
2013-03-21 05:13:35 PM
Am I the only one left in this country that still likes to wait until people are convicted before I cry that the most severe punishment we can think of is bestowed upon them?  These people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Yeah, if they are indeed proven guilty, lock em up and throw away the key, but for now we should withhold our fury.
 
2013-03-21 05:23:55 PM

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


Check out this case, and you will want to make another exception.  I'm not a right-winger, but this guy gives the full description without it turning into a really long blog.

http://rightinaleftworld.blogspot.com/2009/08/brianna-lopez-abused-in - life-caged-in.html">http://rightinaleftworld.blogspot.com/2009/08/bri anna-lopez-abused-in- life-caged-in.html
 
2013-03-21 05:28:25 PM

Twigz221: Am I the only one left in this country that still likes to wait until people are convicted before I cry that the most severe punishment we can think of is bestowed upon them?  These people are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.

Yeah, if they are indeed proven guilty, lock em up and throw away the key, but for now we should withhold our fury.


media.comicvine.com

The accused are presumed guilty until proven innocent in the United States, particularly in the public eye.
/I am presumed guilty of hotlinking the above image
 
2013-03-21 05:34:20 PM

vernonFL: [www.bsomusic.org image 300x352]

RIP Babar


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Moooooon Riiiiiiiver....
 
2013-03-21 05:35:44 PM

lennavan: pute kisses like a man: i know people like to say this, that death is letting them off easy... but, that is not often the case if you talk to people on death row. for example, dostoevksy. check out notes from the house of the dead (book about prison in siberia in the 19th century).

While I'm pro death penalty, I've always thought perhaps a decent middleground would be exclusion from any society.  If someone is convicted and given the death penalty, instead of actually executing them, we fly an airplane out over the Pacific Ocean a thousand miles or so and then when the pilot sees an uninhabited island, make them parachute out.

Pro-death penalty people get the peace of thinking they don't stand a chance at surviving on their own.  Anti-death penalty people get the peace of knowing we didn't actively kill them.


The first time they tried that with Napoleon Bonaparte it didn't work out too well. The second time the poison fixed it

Still have to admire his brilliance
 
2013-03-21 05:46:00 PM
 
2013-03-21 05:48:00 PM
Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.
 
2013-03-21 05:49:21 PM

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


Yep, ^this^ 100 times.
 
2013-03-21 05:56:32 PM

pute kisses like a man: Ambivalence: I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.

Amen to that. The worst thing you can do to a person is take away their freedom and any hope of ever getting it back.  But it's not as gratifying as blowing off their genitalia and watching them bleed to death in agony, I will admit that.

i know people like to say this, that death is letting them off easy... but, that is not often the case if you talk to people on death row.  for example, dostoevksy.  check out notes from the house of the dead (book about prison in siberia in the 19th century).

/ for those who don't know, the tsar contrived a mock execution of dostoevksy to teach him a lesson.  dostoevksy did not know it was a mock execution... so he stands before the firing squad, expecting execution.  then, like some miracle of imperial clemency, a horse rider shows up with a decree to send them to siberian work camps.  well, he writes a lot about this, about the death sentence.  and it's very clear to this guy, who went through it, that death is infinitely worse than a lifetime in prison.


The death penalty isn't a punishment for the prisoner.  It's a clear declaration that we, as a species, refuse to share a planet with the convicted.  Nothing more, nothing less.
 
2013-03-21 05:57:24 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.


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2013-03-21 06:01:03 PM
Noticeably F.A.T.:

Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.

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2013-03-21 06:01:48 PM
No need to administer the death penalty or some inhumane torture. These guys, assuming they're guilty as charged, probably are too mentally deficient for correction, but lengthening the suffering for no reason other than bloodlust accomplishes nothing. I mean, what's the point of a really nasty punishment if they're going to be dead anyway at the end of it? To make an example of them? More like show how barbaric our society can be if we let it.
 
2013-03-21 06:02:58 PM

Noticeably F.A.T.: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people here who will read about someone planning some sick torture, then come here to plan the sick torture they would like to see performed on the criminal? Some of the crap in this thread is approaching the sick shiat in TFA, and it's being imagined by folks who I'm sure consider themselves to be sane and moral.


Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people who take what they read on FARK seriously?
 
2013-03-21 06:04:50 PM
Job creaters
 
2013-03-21 06:07:47 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people who take what they read on FARK seriously?


I think those people are the ones you need to be really scared of, Lionel.
 
2013-03-21 06:16:48 PM

Ed Grubermann: DjangoStonereaver: As screwed up as our system of justice is, it is enough for me to know that if they are convicted after a fair trial they will be put into the general prison population.

I do not condone torture or excessively cruel and unusual punishments, even for reprobates such as these
people are alleged to be.

These two statements are in contradiction.

To my mind, to do so makes me little better than they are, and as imperfect as I am, I know for a fact that I am better than they are.

Not by much if you think letting them be brutalized by other prisoners is not torture.


Then I'm sure you're as glad I am not in charge of the legal system as I am that you are not in charge of it.
 
2013-03-21 06:18:51 PM
Great Janitor: It's been a bad week to be against capital punishment.

The All-Powerful Atheismo: No, it's the same as any other week since anti-death penalty people rely more on reason than emotion, compared to pro capital punishmenters


I've noticed that anti-death penalty types tend to be first concerned with the welfare of the offender, rather than doing justice and preventing the crime again. It does seem to be true that they don't get as worked up over heinous crimes as pro-death penalty types.
 
2013-03-21 06:24:34 PM

mantafirefly: No need to administer the death penalty or some inhumane torture. These guys, assuming they're guilty as charged, probably are too mentally deficient for correction, but lengthening the suffering for no reason other than bloodlust accomplishes nothing. I mean, what's the point of a really nasty punishment if they're going to be dead anyway at the end of it? To make an example of them? More like show how barbaric our society can be if we let it.


Severe punishments are imposed to assure others who are considering such crimes that there will be a significant cost to those crimes. The imposition of such costs are object lessons to potential offenders.
 
2013-03-21 06:28:38 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...


umm.  LUCKY?  children don't have sexual drives.  there i said it.
 
2013-03-21 06:29:11 PM

JungleBoogie: Severe punishments are imposed to assure others who are considering such crimes that there will be a significant cost to those crimes. The imposition of such costs are object lessons to potential offenders.


Except for the fact that it doesn't. Ex: The Traitor's Death in England. There were still assassins, murderers, traitors, and people seeking the throne.

Torture for the sake of punishment went out of vogue in the Middle Ages.
 
2013-03-21 06:35:37 PM

hardinparamedic: JungleBoogie: Severe punishments are imposed to assure others who are considering such crimes that there will be a significant cost to those crimes. The imposition of such costs are object lessons to potential offenders.

Except for the fact that it doesn't. Ex: The Traitor's Death in England. There were still assassins, murderers, traitors, and people seeking the throne.


Not everyone will be deterred, certainly. But many will be. And that's the goal.

Thought experiment: Do people respond to rewards and penalties? If they didn't, they would be equally as inclined to stick their hand in a running blender as they would be to eat a candy bar.


Torture for the sake of punishment went out of vogue in the Middle Ages.
 
2013-03-21 06:44:54 PM
dittybopper:

My wife gets annoyed when I sniff "CQ CQ CQ".

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-03-21 06:46:31 PM

hardinparamedic: JungleBoogie: Severe punishments are imposed to assure others who are considering such crimes that there will be a significant cost to those crimes. The imposition of such costs are object lessons to potential offenders.

Except for the fact that it doesn't. Ex: The Traitor's Death in England. There were still assassins, murderers, traitors, and people seeking the throne.

Torture for the sake of punishment went out of vogue in the Middle Ages.


According to Mother Theresa, suffering is good for the soul.

/I don't support torturing to death
//shoot them and toss their bodies in a garbage heap
 
2013-03-21 06:47:47 PM
I didn't watch the video, couldn't and didn't want to at work. But here is another article with more details. Including photo of the loving Bebar.


http://gothamist.com/2013/03/21/awful_brooklyn_couple_arrested_for.p hp
 
2013-03-21 06:53:21 PM

hardinparamedic: JungleBoogie: Severe punishments are imposed to assure others who are considering such crimes that there will be a significant cost to those crimes. The imposition of such costs are object lessons to potential offenders.

Except for the fact that it doesn't. Ex: The Traitor's Death in England. There were still assassins, murderers, traitors, and people seeking the throne.

Torture for the sake of punishment went out of vogue in the Middle Ages.


True but killing the traitors & whatnot meant they couldn't do it again.  It was the ultimate deterrent for that particular traitor, and I think mostly the point.  Repeat offenders for those sorts of crimes were rare:)  Those who conspired successfully were then able to mete out the same punishment to their enemies.

As for these two, try them & if they are found guilty, either life imprisonment which means their lives are spent in prison.  Or put them down quickly and cleanly like you would a rabid animal.


/ only in favor of the death penalty
 
2013-03-21 07:00:41 PM
To be fair, they DID plan on sedating them. I mean, that must count for something, right? They're practically Saints for going through aaaaaall that trouble just so that those kids wouldn't remember it!  Really you people need to just lighten up, clearly that young couple are down on their luck in this shiatty economy and needed the money, come on, JEEEZ, like those kids had anything better to do...

Wow, I just grossed myself out.

Those people should be raped and eaten by wild dogs.
 
2013-03-21 07:01:21 PM
...

Yeah, I don't even have anything to say to that. Well, OK, I guess I'll say I'm not exactly surprised every time one of these suppurating pustules of humanity is uncovered, just disgusted a little bit more by humanity in general.

And I honestly thought I was full up on disgust. But apparently not.
 
2013-03-21 07:02:56 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


I do not believe you are this stupid,so you must be trolling.
 
2013-03-21 07:04:26 PM

Lionel Mandrake: Anyone else find it odd that there are a lot of people who take what they read on FARK seriously?


Oh, I'm not taking anything seriously, at least not in the sense that I think anyone here has the guts to follow through on anything. I still think it takes a sick mind to even think up some of the "punishments" you see here, and I still find it odd that the people coming up with the torture don't seem to see irony in raging against sickness by coming up with sick shiat.
 
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