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(NBC News)   A spokesman for Hell sighs heavily and announces construction of a a new "special place" after the FBI arrests a couple that was planning on starting a babysitting business to get access to kids they could drug and use to produce child porn   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 285
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2013-03-21 02:36:59 PM  

graeth: Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.


My name is Sephiroth, and I approve of this message.
 
2013-03-21 02:37:03 PM  
Oh now everyone hates capitalism
 
2013-03-21 02:37:14 PM  
BraveNewCheneyWorld


Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses? Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history

One would think but it is not like you go from shoplifting to embezzlement and off to kiddy diddler.
 
2013-03-21 02:37:24 PM  
Well according to Dante's inferno they will be in the inner ring of the 7th layer of hell
 
2013-03-21 02:37:32 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


Then you're not really anti-death penalty, you just set the bar really high (or is that really low?).

If the urban legends about what happens to child molesters in prison are true, a lifetime in general population would be sufficient. Just make sure they can never harm a child--ever. If they live in fear of physical harm from their fellow inmates for the rest of their lives, oh well.
 
2013-03-21 02:37:34 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-03-21 02:37:36 PM  
Dr. Dolan:    Right.  So how long have you had these pains, Mr. Barber.
Fletch:  No, that's "Babar".
Dr. Dolan:  Two "B"s?
Fletch: One "B".  B-A-B-A-R.
Dr. Dolan:  That's two.
Fletch:  Yeah, but not right next to each other.  I thought that's what you meant.
Dr. Dolan: Arnold Babar?  Isn't there a children's book about an elephant named Babar?
Fletch:  I don't know.  I don't have any.
Dr Dolan:  No children?
Fletch:  No elephant books.
 
2013-03-21 02:37:51 PM  
Something something special place in hell something.


/story gives me the willies
//and the heebeegeebees
 
2013-03-21 02:38:02 PM  

Scuttlebutt: I really need to refresh before posting.


Hot shower & coffee will refresh you.
 
2013-03-21 02:38:04 PM  

mod3072: Captain Darling: In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"

Who the hell says that? Do you hang around at NAMBLA conventions or something? Even the bleeding-heart Fark ultra-libs don't generally stick up for kiddy-diddlers.


Not even liberals?  Are you sure?

I don't see any FARK "conservatives" around, so I guess we can't ask the experts on what liberals believe...
 
2013-03-21 02:39:00 PM  
Not the same thing, but a "youngish" couple going in together on such a disgusting plan kinda reminds me of this
 
2013-03-21 02:40:11 PM  

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

Then you're not really anti-death penalty, you just set the bar really high (or is that really low?).


Or I could be making a sick joke...

For the record: I'm against it.  Always.  But I'm not exactly heartbroken when it's used.
 
2013-03-21 02:40:52 PM  
At the risk of starting a flame war, these are still allegations, right? Not yet convicted? Cops, including the FBI, make mistakes, or so I've read on Fark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege
 
2013-03-21 02:40:57 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: BraveNewCheneyWorld


Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses? Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history

One would think but it is not like you go from shoplifting to embezzlement and off to kiddy diddler.


Don't you need a spotless record to be a bank teller?  Why should this be any less stringent?   Checking a criminal record isn't about the specific crimes, but rather the character of the individual.
 
2013-03-21 02:41:42 PM  
According to the article, the couple already possessed child porn, showed it somebody, and then related their plans to open a day care to make some of their own.  Before they're left on a mountain top to die, we should probably study them.  I just can't fathom how you wake up and think this is a good idea.  Is it a gradual loss of humanity or are you just built like that? Then maybe a good draw and quarter as opposed to the mountain top.  We could put it on YouTube.
 
2013-03-21 02:41:43 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.


Like that degenerate in that thread from the other day that carjacked a woman and her 10-year-old girl, raped the girl, then stabbed the mother to death as she escaped. One day in GP, he ended up with a busted face.
 
2013-03-21 02:42:06 PM  
Time for inoculation with Clostridium deficile
 
2013-03-21 02:42:16 PM  
I would be OK with handing them over to a Dahmer type for his personal amusement.

You know, drilling a hole in their skulls and pouring in chemicals to "make them zombies", letting the guy have sex with their unable-to-fight-back bodies, killing them, letting the guy slice open their now dead bodies and have sex with their entrails, and rewarding the punisher with a nice fried bicep sandwich.

We have to use our prison resources wisely, people!
 
2013-03-21 02:42:29 PM  
And who says small business and the entrepreneurial spirit is dead in this country?
 
2013-03-21 02:42:52 PM  
HalfOffOffer: [imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

Maybe it's time to start doing this again


Hanging? that's way too humane. I say they should dig up zombie Torquemada and go full inquisition on their asses.
 
2013-03-21 02:43:04 PM  

Killer Cars: Not the same thing, but a "youngish" couple going in together on such a disgusting plan kinda reminds me of this


Can you believe she's actually out now. Sheesh.
 
2013-03-21 02:43:15 PM  
Its a bad day to be against capital punishment
 
2013-03-21 02:43:31 PM  

rkiller1: At the risk of starting a flame war, these are still allegations, right? Not yet convicted? Cops, including the FBI, make mistakes, or so I've read on Fark.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waco_siege


Um, what about that direct quote from the guy about if they give the kid enough drugs, he won't know what's going on for a minute? Sick. Sick sick sick. I WANT THEM TARRED AND FEATHERED, THEN DRAWN AND QUARTERED.
 
2013-03-21 02:43:50 PM  
Please, they guy from Hell is not sighing, (S)He knows knows that there is no need to start construction yet. Once they die the demons say  that they are behind on construction torturer, so they have to work building others "special places" until their own is done. Once they go to start work they are told this torture is for Hitler/Sadam/Bin Laden/random jerk that they would want to see suffer, so they put in extra hard work to punish him good, and make certain there is no way out. Once they are don, the demon kicks them in and says "You have been building your own special place, not enjoy being tortured and violated by your own handiwork for all eternity" possibly with an "I lied its what we demons do" in the conversation somewhere. and walks away.
 
2013-03-21 02:44:22 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: Bebars Baslan; crazy eyes.

"Kristen Henry" is too common for a fix.


I'll just fantasize that it's one of the hot ones
 
2013-03-21 02:44:37 PM  
Mitch Taylor's Bro:

If the urban legends about what happens to child molesters in prison are true, a lifetime in general population would be sufficient.

Yeah, I know, but I really want this:  I don't want to assist in paying for their incarceration for several years, but I'll pony up for some honey and a couple of hollowed out logs.

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism
 
2013-03-21 02:46:46 PM  
"Baslan and Henry are charged with aggravated sexual abuse and face 30 years to life in prison. Their lawyers had no comment. took it upon themselves to strangle the couple during preliminry interviews.  No charges were filed.'

How I'd like the article to have actually read.
 
2013-03-21 02:47:06 PM  

jbuist: Rev. Skarekroe: That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!

Yes it is.  Diphenhydramine hydrochloride.  It's the same thing as a Benadryl.

Dramamine pills just contain twice the amount.

*themoreyouknow.jpg*


Benadryl is a half of a dose of Unisom, that's what I think you're thinking of.
 
2013-03-21 02:47:14 PM  
I don't see the problem. Kids are at the mercy of their raging hormones so of course they are going to be having sex. Just because they have more game and get more ass than you did at that age is no reason to throw down a cock-block.

I'm suddenly surrounded by puritans. What happened to Fark?
 
2013-03-21 02:47:32 PM  

iheartscotch: we could even broadcast it on pay-per-view; that would probably solve the debt crisis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDO6HV6xTmI
That puts me in mind of what George Carlin had to say about the death penalty.
 
2013-03-21 02:48:35 PM  
abolish the death penalty--reinstitute torture.
 
2013-03-21 02:48:35 PM  
In before those who say that you wanting them to be beaten and raped in prison is worse than what they were planning to do...
 
2013-03-21 02:48:45 PM  

HalfOffOffer: [imgc.allpostersimages.com image 473x355]

Maybe it's time to start doing this again


You know the purpose of that was to provide a quick and merciful death, right?
 
2013-03-21 02:48:47 PM  
People keep telling me that we don't need the death penalty any more but it is times like this that reminds me they are wrong.
 
2013-03-21 02:49:01 PM  
I'd be ok with them cutting untill there was nothing left while pumping in adrenaline and blood expanders/whole blood as a means of lethal punishment for these people.

And tape that - to discourage any copycats.
 
2013-03-21 02:49:11 PM  
Imma let you finish, Subby, but those inhuman crapsacks who imprisoned their son in a room for his entire childhood then sent the kid off on his 18th birthday to die starved and alone in a California Greyhound station still ranks as the Worst Couple of All Time. OF ALL TIME!!

ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-03-21 02:49:18 PM  
Prosecutors say they believed they were going there to meet an acquaintance and three children, including a 1-year-old and a 3-month-old baby,

if i was the acquaintance i'd be afraid to turn them in because of the problem of guilt by association. the police may think you are a pedo also if the couple confided in you. maybe i'm tinfoil hat material but i can see the feds confiscating the computers of the acquaintance and finding a few pirated mp3s and software titles and nailing the acquaintance for 100k. hell, even if the prosecutor tries to ignore the stuff maybe the defense will try to bring it up to screw over the acquaintance for giggles.
 
2013-03-21 02:49:45 PM  

cgraves67: I believe that skinning alive and staking to an anthill is the proper and humane punishment in this instance.


that sounds similar to an Apache form of execution, however, for completeness...

10 most gruesome forms of execution...

/I do not advocate execution btw... just interjecting some historical facts.
 
2013-03-21 02:49:56 PM  

Captain Darling: In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"


I'm not too sure you're going to see that...
 
2013-03-21 02:50:05 PM  
As usual big gov getting in the way of job creators.
 
2013-03-21 02:50:26 PM  

lennavan: But I want it halted, significant reforms made first and then resumed.


I'm pro death penalty.
But I'll concede to your wish in this case.
They should be marched up the gallows steps, Nooses place around their necks.
Then, it should be halted. The nooses removed. and the knots checked thoroughly to ensure they are tied correctly. 
Pass them around the crowd so they may inspect the workmanship. This is no ordinary boy scout knot.
Once everyone in the crowd has assurance that the knots are indeed tied correctly, resume, and put them back on their necks. Continue.
 
2013-03-21 02:51:05 PM  

umad: I don't see the problem. Kids are at the mercy of their raging hormones so of course they are going to be having sex. Just because they have more game and get more ass than you did at that age is no reason to throw down a cock-block.

I'm suddenly surrounded by puritans. What happened to Fark?


Oh, I was waiting for you to show up and shiat in the thread. It seems to be your specialty.
 
2013-03-21 02:51:33 PM  
BraveNewCheneyWorld


Random Anonymous Blackmail: BraveNewCheneyWorld


Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses? Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history

One would think but it is not like you go from shoplifting to embezzlement and off to kiddy diddler.

Don't you need a spotless record to be a bank teller? Why should this be any less stringent? Checking a criminal record isn't about the specific crimes, but rather the character of the individual.


I don't disagree, but they have to have a criminal record first.

If you are into the kids, you have either been caught or not. My guess is they have never been convicted.
 
2013-03-21 02:51:48 PM  

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


it's called "Conspiracy"  as in "We know what you are planning so we don't have to wait until you actually do it to charge you"  The threshold for consipiracy is to enter into a plan or scheme to commit an illegal act, and then take at least one overt step in furtherance of the plan.  So in this case, it would be enough if they articulated this plan and then bought a shiat-load of dramamine, or applied for a day care license
 
2013-03-21 02:52:50 PM  

a21ozcoldcup: they did something nice the week before


Yeah, they opened a day care for single moms working two jobs.
 
2013-03-21 02:53:25 PM  

Great Janitor: In before those who say that you wanting them to be beaten and raped in prison is worse than what they were planning to do...


If those people could live one day as someone who was sexually abused as a child and experience the flashbacks,guilt,self loathing and obtrusive almost obsessive thoughts they probably wouldn't feel that way anymore.
 
2013-03-21 02:53:43 PM  

HindiDiscoMonster: cgraves67: I believe that skinning alive and staking to an anthill is the proper and humane punishment in this instance.

that sounds similar to an Apache form of execution, however, for completeness...

10 most gruesome forms of execution...

/I do not advocate execution btw... just interjecting some historical facts.


Yeah,  I grew up on Louis L'Amour novels.
 
2013-03-21 02:53:54 PM  

sjmcc13: Please, they guy from Hell is not sighing, (S)He knows knows that there is no need to start construction yet. Once they die the demons say  that they are behind on construction torturer, so they have to work building others "special places" until their own is done. Once they go to start work they are told this torture is for Hitler/Sadam/Bin Laden/random jerk that they would want to see suffer, so they put in extra hard work to punish him good, and make certain there is no way out. Once they are don, the demon kicks them in and says "You have been building your own special place, not enjoy being tortured and violated by your own handiwork for all eternity" possibly with an "I lied its what we demons do" in the conversation somewhere. and walks away.


There's already a place in hell for them. I'd say either 2nd circle(lust), 7th circle (violence), and there's an argument to be made for the 9th circle(treachery).

Personally, I hope they get the 9th. That's the worst of the worst. The region of hell called Ptolomaea is for those who betray a relationships with their guests.

/ I'm a big fan of literature; red Dante's Inferno in high school
 
2013-03-21 02:53:54 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: Mitch Taylor's Bro: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

Then you're not really anti-death penalty, you just set the bar really high (or is that really low?).

Or I could be making a sick joke...

For the record: I'm against it.  Always.  But I'm not exactly heartbroken when it's used.


Well, I learned a new word today, so at least some good came out of it :-)
 
2013-03-21 02:54:24 PM  
Take it easy Charlie. I've got an angle.
 
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