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(NBC News)   A spokesman for Hell sighs heavily and announces construction of a a new "special place" after the FBI arrests a couple that was planning on starting a babysitting business to get access to kids they could drug and use to produce child porn   (usnews.nbcnews.com) divider line 284
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2013-03-21 01:01:08 PM
A decent example of vertical integration right there.
 
2013-03-21 01:10:58 PM
some animals need to be put down...
 
2013-03-21 01:42:54 PM
www.roflcat.com

Not clicking on that. No. Not happening. Don't want to know.
 
2013-03-21 01:47:44 PM
One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...
 
2013-03-21 01:50:32 PM

ManateeGag: some animals need to be put down...


Not good enough.
 
2013-03-21 01:52:12 PM
Hey, say what you will, at least they had a vision.
 
2013-03-21 01:54:26 PM
And this is why I thank FSM everyday for my mother in law and never having to put my kids in daycare. We will never be able to pay her enough for being able to watch them
 
2013-03-21 02:00:27 PM

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism


If humans are good at one thing, it's thinking up horrifying ways of making other humans miserable. See: your link and TFA.
 
2013-03-21 02:01:14 PM
That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!
 
2013-03-21 02:13:54 PM

Rev. Skarekroe: That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!


Yes it is.  Diphenhydramine hydrochloride.  It's the same thing as a Benadryl.

Dramamine pills just contain twice the amount.

*themoreyouknow.jpg*
 
2013-03-21 02:15:47 PM

Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.
 
2013-03-21 02:17:22 PM
Obligatory:

cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2013-03-21 02:18:04 PM

Lionel Mandrake: I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...


Sounds like a party.  I'll bring the vodka.
 
2013-03-21 02:19:30 PM

jbuist: Rev. Skarekroe: That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!

Yes it is.  Diphenhydramine hydrochloride.  It's the same thing as a Benadryl.

Dramamine pills just contain twice the amount.

*themoreyouknow.jpg*


Dimenhydrinate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimenhydrinate
 
2013-03-21 02:21:33 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.


Amen to that. The worst thing you can do to a person is take away their freedom and any hope of ever getting it back.  But it's not as gratifying as blowing off their genitalia and watching them bleed to death in agony, I will admit that.
 
2013-03-21 02:22:39 PM
In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"
 
2013-03-21 02:24:06 PM
Wait a sec.  If they were going to let a little girl have sex with a drugged up little boy, then that little boy just got incredibly lucky, right?  I mean, as long as the little girl was hot, of course.  What if it was two drugged up girls going at each other?  That's just awesome, right?  As long as it's not an older boy sleeping with a younger girl,  I don't see what the problem is...
 
2013-03-21 02:24:16 PM

hardinparamedic: jbuist: Rev. Skarekroe: That's insane!
Dramamine isn't an allergy medication!

Yes it is.  Diphenhydramine hydrochloride.  It's the same thing as a Benadryl.

Dramamine pills just contain twice the amount.

*themoreyouknow.jpg*

Dimenhydrinate.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimenhydrinate


also, dimenhydrinate is about half as effective as diphenhydramine by weight, so that was wrong too.
 
2013-03-21 02:24:37 PM

Ambivalence: I_Am_Weasel: Lionel Mandrake: One word: scaphism

I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.

I guess we could wait until just before they die, revive them, let them regain their strength, then do it again...

I'm anti-death penalty too, but mostly because I believe it lets them off easy.

Put these people in general population.  Let them live each day in constant fear.

Amen to that. The worst thing you can do to a person is take away their freedom and any hope of ever getting it back.  But it's not as gratifying as blowing off their genitalia and watching them bleed to death in agony, I will admit that.


Take away all he has and all he's ever gonna have.
 
2013-03-21 02:25:15 PM

Calmamity: ManateeGag: some animals need to be put down...

Not good enough.


And I wall make them payyyy for what they've done (pops)
 
2013-03-21 02:25:47 PM
Just when I get to feeling like the world is boring and I've seen everything, someone comes along to expand the depths of my worldview.
 
2013-03-21 02:26:07 PM
Hang 'em and hang 'em high!
 
2013-03-21 02:26:17 PM
So I won't be receiving any return for investing in that Kickstarter?
 
2013-03-21 02:26:30 PM
Rub them down with mackarel and toss them in a pit of hungry seals.
 
2013-03-21 02:27:16 PM
I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?
 
2013-03-21 02:27:30 PM

Captain Darling: In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"


Who the hell says that? Do you hang around at NAMBLA conventions or something? Even the bleeding-heart Fark ultra-libs don't generally stick up for kiddy-diddlers.
 
2013-03-21 02:28:06 PM

iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high!


I don't like the death penalty but in the case of people who sexually abuse children there isn't a legally used form of execution cruel enough for them.
 
2013-03-21 02:28:18 PM
Special agents with the FBI and NYPD detectives arrested Bebars Baslan, 35, and Kristen Henry, 25, from Brooklyn, on Tuesday night at a hotel in Jersey City, N.J.

upload.wikimedia.org

RIP BEBAR
 
2013-03-21 02:28:32 PM
Bebars Baslan; crazy eyes.

www.sheepsheadbites.com

"Kristen Henry" is too common for a fix.
 
2013-03-21 02:28:36 PM
well, there goes my plans for the summer
 
2013-03-21 02:29:08 PM
Let me guess, they were going to open shop at Penn State?

Waiting for the alumni to come out defending the couple because they did something nice the week before so its okay that they wanted to molest little kids...
 
2013-03-21 02:29:28 PM
That article, or rather what those sickos were planning, made me physically sick. I guess it's a good thing I can't comprehend what's going on in their head.

Turn 'em over to parents that have lost children to people like this. Not long enough to kill them, but almost. Then do it again and again and again and...
 
2013-03-21 02:30:04 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.


Conspiring is doing.
 
2013-03-21 02:30:08 PM
These two know what's great about sex with twenty one year olds.
 
2013-03-21 02:30:55 PM
www.bsomusic.org

RIP Babar
 
2013-03-21 02:31:03 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.  You don't arrest people for planning. You arrest and prosecute for doing.


I think the thread is going to need to know whether or not you yourself are a child.  Because you boutta get raped.

Lionel Mandrake: I'm anti-death penalty, but I'm making an exception.


It's situations and people like this that keep me pro-death penalty.  But I want it halted, significant reforms made first and then resumed.
 
2013-03-21 02:32:14 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


Conspiracy
 
2013-03-21 02:33:01 PM

what_now: [www.roflcat.com image 600x457]

Not clicking on that. No. Not happening. Don't want to know.


www.roflcat.com
 
2013-03-21 02:33:11 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Conspiring is doing.


Attempting a crime is also a crime.
 
2013-03-21 02:33:41 PM

A Terrible Human: iheartscotch: Hang 'em and hang 'em high!

I don't like the death penalty but in the case of people who sexually abuse children there isn't a legally used form of execution cruel enough for them.


We could tell the DOD that they are terrorists that have important information regarding Al Queda; and sit back and watch them be water boarded 10 times a day. That might be appropriate; given the nature of their crimes.

/ we could even broadcast it on pay-per-view; that would probably solve the debt crisis
 
2013-03-21 02:33:58 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


Conspiracy is a crime. Just one action to further the plan is enough to send everyone away for a long time.

/hanging way to good for this scum
 
2013-03-21 02:34:01 PM
I believe that skinning alive and staking to an anthill is the proper and humane punishment in this instance.
 
2013-03-21 02:34:06 PM
imgc.allpostersimages.com

Maybe it's time to start doing this again
 
2013-03-21 02:34:14 PM
Summon the meteor; time to reset the planet.
 
2013-03-21 02:34:39 PM
Isn't there a background check on people who start daycare businesses?  Someone who thinks like this has to have a criminal history.
 
2013-03-21 02:34:44 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


These people were ACTIVELY searching out kids to molest. That's a bit different. They DO arrest people for conspiracy to commit murder and conspiracy to commit terror, so I see it being no different.
 
2013-03-21 02:35:13 PM

Alphakronik: I'm not sticking up for child rapists here, but I do have one point of contention.


You don't arrest people for planning.  You arrest and prosecute for doing.

Hell, I plan on killing anyone who enters my home illegally, but you don't see me getting arrested for pre-meditated murder do you?

Sorry, I hate rapists as much as the rest of you, but arresting for planning is odd.

To all of you who take pride in stating you would love to 'hunt a pedophile', where were you when there was a convention of them in Italy a couple of weeks ago?


This would be the charge I think.  Along with the porn they had at their place and any crimes related to if they created any of it.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conspiracy_%28crime%29
 
2013-03-21 02:35:25 PM

mod3072: Captain Darling: In before "people who hate child rapists are worse than child rapists"

Who the hell says that? Do you hang around at NAMBLA conventions or something? Even the bleeding-heart Fark ultra-libs don't generally stick up for kiddy-diddlers.


Actually, I have seen such sentiments here.  It's single-issue morality, no different from "life is sacred from the moment of conception" or "a woman's body is hers alone." Every conflict with the single moral tenet is resolved in the tenet's favor.

Simplemindedness is not unique to liberalism or conservatism.
 
2013-03-21 02:35:48 PM
GIVE THEM THE DEATH PENALTY!!!!!! SICK BASTARDS

I mean how sick are these pervs. At least until their trial put them in general population and let everyone know what they did, then have the guards go on a coffee break and the Camera's stop working for a short period, if you know what I mean
 
2013-03-21 02:36:27 PM
I really need to refresh before posting.
 
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