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(Celebslam)   Now that Tiger and Lindsey Vonn are dating, there couldn't possibly be any old Internet gems out there where Lindsey trashed Tiger during the eruption of his sex scandal, could there? Because they delete the Internet every other month, right?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 18
    More: Obvious, Lindsey Vonn, internet, sex scandals, Florida Area, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Tiger Woods  
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2013-03-21 03:40:57 PM
17 votes:
Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.
2013-03-21 02:53:27 PM
3 votes:
I like Fark, because if I miss Reddit for a day or two, I can always come here and catch up. And read 40 stories in the Daily Mail.
2013-03-21 02:13:59 PM
3 votes:
www.blueberryforest.com

Photo of young Lindsey in man-hunter training.
2013-03-21 01:15:21 PM
3 votes:
So he likes slapping white balls, she likes slapping black balls.
2013-03-21 03:45:33 PM
2 votes:
F*ckin' cache servers. How do they work?

i0.kym-cdn.com
2013-03-21 03:44:01 PM
2 votes:
Uh huh. For as funny as Lindsey thinks she is, she's now getting a lesson taught to every Cracker Barrel waitress in the northern Florida area: getting Tiger Wood's 9-iron angrily driven into your sand trap is no laughing matter. Does Lindsey share her sense of humor with Mr. Woods? Maybe, maybe not. I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

I was wrong, you CAN find worse writing than Bleacher Report.
2013-03-21 03:00:42 PM
2 votes:

Insatiable Jesus: I like Fark, because if I miss Reddit for a day or two, I can always come here and catch up. And read 40 stories in the Daily Mail.


25.media.tumblr.com

/Jesus Christ, what an Insatiable asshole.
2013-03-21 01:27:21 PM
2 votes:
Obviously Tiger knows and she has served her penance on his 155ft yacht he spent with her last week.

/I hope her hull isn't cracked
2013-03-21 09:38:41 PM
1 votes:
Holy fu*ck, dickwads. Nobody cares if it's an original joke. It was funny and timely.
2013-03-21 04:46:56 PM
1 votes:
Tiger and Lindsey Vonn?  Who is Tiger Vonn?
2013-03-21 04:39:00 PM
1 votes:

max_pooper: monoski: She really is hot in my eyes plus she skis like a maniac.

//anyone know if Tiger skis? I doubt it with his knee problems but wanted to ask

Tiger is part black and Asian, so I will assume no with great prejudice.


He's all black, remember?  They drafted him in the first round.
2013-03-21 04:01:26 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


Titwench you magnificent bastard!

I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice
2013-03-21 03:58:57 PM
1 votes:

blunto: If he were white, he would be picked on mercilessly for being a dork.  Even if he was a billionaire.


just look at Bill Gates.  what a nerd! Amirite?
2013-03-21 03:12:39 PM
1 votes:

monoski: She really is hot in my eyes plus she skis like a maniac.

//anyone know if Tiger skis? I doubt it with his knee problems but wanted to ask


Tiger is part black and Asian, so I will assume no with great prejudice.
2013-03-21 02:40:50 PM
1 votes:

hammettman: Drew is on teevee this very second.  Bloomberg.  He seems... remarkably sober.


Did Drew & Bloomberg sleep with Tiger too?
2013-03-21 01:38:04 PM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.


how big's your yacht?
2013-03-21 01:08:32 PM
1 votes:
I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

Congratulations, your level of writing has graduated from kindergarten to at least a 1st grade level. We'll be sending you a fridge magnet soon.
2013-03-21 12:30:17 PM
1 votes:
Attempting to give a damn.......Unable to give a damn. Stopping.
 
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