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(Celebslam)   Now that Tiger and Lindsey Vonn are dating, there couldn't possibly be any old Internet gems out there where Lindsey trashed Tiger during the eruption of his sex scandal, could there? Because they delete the Internet every other month, right?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 81
    More: Obvious, Lindsey Vonn, internet, sex scandals, Florida Area, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Tiger Woods  
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2013-03-21 04:27:42 PM  

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.


It is called the Picabo I.C.U.

i93.photobucket.com
 
2013-03-21 04:36:47 PM  

minoridiot: hammettman: Drew is on teevee this very second.  Bloomberg.  He seems... remarkably sober.

Did Drew & Bloomberg sleep with Tiger too?


Where do you think the seed capital to start Fark came from...
 
2013-03-21 04:39:00 PM  

max_pooper: monoski: She really is hot in my eyes plus she skis like a maniac.

//anyone know if Tiger skis? I doubt it with his knee problems but wanted to ask

Tiger is part black and Asian, so I will assume no with great prejudice.


He's all black, remember?  They drafted him in the first round.
 
2013-03-21 04:39:51 PM  

JohnnyBravo: AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.

Dating her next door neighbor, 55 year old coal magnate billionaire with a bigger boat than Tiger.


===============

Is that some kind of euphemism?

cdn.bleacherreport.net

/I guess not
 
2013-03-21 04:46:56 PM  
Tiger and Lindsey Vonn?  Who is Tiger Vonn?
 
2013-03-21 04:50:11 PM  
Site is farked.
 
2013-03-21 05:01:37 PM  
Thanks for not tagging your "adult content" link as NSFW.

/if my job actually keeps track of the number of times Fark has made me hit the filter on such things I've got to be boned.
 
2013-03-21 05:04:00 PM  

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


That right there's funny, I don't care who you are.

/but how about a little warning to those of us farking at work?
 
2013-03-21 05:24:21 PM  

SploogeTime: What about the fat-ass black broad, BeeyounSay?


Earl told Eldridge to stay away from Black Women.
Beyowulf plays the Creole card but that's still too black.
 
2013-03-21 05:28:12 PM  

Bullseyed: Thanks for not tagging your "adult content" link as NSFW.

/if my job actually keeps track of the number of times Fark has made me hit the filter on such things I've got to be boned.


Poor baby, maybe you shouldn't be reading Fark at work then if you're so paranoid about it?
 
2013-03-21 05:38:52 PM  

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


Well done.
 
2013-03-21 05:48:45 PM  

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


[golfclap.jpg]

And I agree with your first sentence: Picabo Street >> Lindsey Vonn
 
2013-03-21 06:01:18 PM  

JohnnyBravo: AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.

Dating her next door neighbor, 55 year old coal magnate billionaire with a bigger boat than Tiger.


Well we already know she's a coal burner
 
2013-03-21 07:28:08 PM  

titwrench: chopit: You magnificent bastard.

jaylectricity: douchebag/hater: I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice

I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.


max_pooper: I'm still giggling about it.

Thank you. I will be here all week. See I am not always a grumpy bastard.


Nice job attaching the joke to Picabo Street, but there is a Peekaboo ICU online that provides support to parents of preemies online so your joke isn't all that original.


Still funny joke is funny.
 
2013-03-21 07:33:02 PM  

blunto: If he were white, he would be picked on mercilessly for being a dork.  Even if he was a billionaire.


Wasn't he seen with one of his affairs at a U2 concert?

Immediately hand in your brother card, and your man card while you're at it. You are a dork.
 
2013-03-21 07:35:16 PM  
Well, that POS site is STILL DOWN!!

Still getting this:
s14.postimg.org


For more than an  hour
 
2013-03-21 07:35:33 PM  
Oh and what is a Lindsey Vonn?
 
2013-03-21 07:45:15 PM  
When they were first married Elin was interviewed and said she has no idea who Tiger was; and this when she was nannying for a golf pro and his PR machine was running flat out with his face everywhere.

And this kind people is how I know she is a lying SOS and a gold digger.

Yeah she clubbed Tiger in the mouth with a 9 iron and good on her for that but the rest?

Just another farking chick looking for a free ride.
 
2013-03-21 07:48:42 PM  

LoR75: titwrench: chopit: You magnificent bastard.

jaylectricity: douchebag/hater: I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice

I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.


max_pooper: I'm still giggling about it.

Thank you. I will be here all week. See I am not always a grumpy bastard.

Nice job attaching the joke to Picabo Street, but there is a Peekaboo ICU online that provides support to parents of preemies online so your joke isn't all that original.


Still funny joke is funny.


Is there anything else here you would like to piss all over?
What a condescending jerk. And even if you were just informing us you still managed to come off as a 'Hey! LOOK AT ME!' kind guy/gal.
 
2013-03-21 07:49:04 PM  

LoR75: titwrench: chopit: You magnificent bastard.

jaylectricity: douchebag/hater: I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice

I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.


max_pooper: I'm still giggling about it.

Thank you. I will be here all week. See I am not always a grumpy bastard.

Nice job attaching the joke to Picabo Street, but there is a Peekaboo ICU online that provides support to parents of preemies online so your joke isn't all that original.


Still funny joke is funny.


If by "not all that original" you mean "done to death in the late 90s."
 
2013-03-21 08:15:48 PM  

Forecaster18: LoR75: titwrench: chopit: You magnificent bastard.

jaylectricity: douchebag/hater: I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice

I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.


max_pooper: I'm still giggling about it.

Thank you. I will be here all week. See I am not always a grumpy bastard.

Nice job attaching the joke to Picabo Street, but there is a Peekaboo ICU online that provides support to parents of preemies online so your joke isn't all that original.


Still funny joke is funny.

If by "not all that original" you mean "done to death in the late 90s."


It's even got a  Snopes entry.

http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/picabo.asp
 
2013-03-21 09:38:41 PM  
Holy fu*ck, dickwads. Nobody cares if it's an original joke. It was funny and timely.
 
2013-03-21 09:42:16 PM  

douchebag/hater: When they were first married Elin was interviewed and said she has no idea who Tiger was; and this when she was nannying for a golf pro and his PR machine was running flat out with his face everywhere.

And this kind people is how I know she is a lying SOS and a gold digger.

Yeah she clubbed Tiger in the mouth with a 9 iron and good on her for that but the rest?

Just another farking chick looking for a free ride.



Us guys spend countless hours and energy in attempting to gather things like power and wealth so that we can attract hot swedish models as girlfriends and wives, then you go and lambast them for doing exactly what we want. In what world does this make any sense??

It goes down in my book the same as calling a woman a c*cksucker, I mean really - Is that supposed to be a BAD thing?
 
2013-03-21 09:54:50 PM  

douchebag/hater: When they were first married Elin was interviewed and said she has no idea who Tiger was; and this when she was nannying for a golf pro and his PR machine was running flat out with his face everywhere.

And this kind people is how I know she is a lying SOS and a gold digger.

Yeah she clubbed Tiger in the mouth with a 9 iron and good on her for that but the rest?

Just another farking chick looking for a free ride.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-03-21 09:57:35 PM  

PluckYew: Well, that POS site is STILL DOWN!!

Still getting this:
[s14.postimg.org image 600x300]


For more than an  hour


Apparently Subby was right.
 
2013-03-21 09:59:59 PM  

TwistedFark: douchebag/hater: When they were first married Elin was interviewed and said she has no idea who Tiger was; and this when she was nannying for a golf pro and his PR machine was running flat out with his face everywhere.

And this kind people is how I know she is a lying SOS and a gold digger.

Yeah she clubbed Tiger in the mouth with a 9 iron and good on her for that but the rest?

Just another farking chick looking for a free ride.


Us guys spend countless hours and energy in attempting to gather things like power and wealth so that we can attract hot swedish models as girlfriends and wives, then you go and lambast them for doing exactly what we want. In what world does this make any sense??

It goes down in my book the same as calling a woman a c*cksucker, I mean really - Is that supposed to be a BAD thing?


Yes, gold digging is a bad thing.
 
2013-03-21 10:01:25 PM  

jaylectricity: Holy fu*ck, dickwads. Nobody cares if it's an original joke. It was funny and timely.


I have been using that joke forever. I didn't create it. I heard it once and my friends have heard it 50 times because I trot it out whenever I think I can get a chuckle out of it. I am glad some of you got a giggle out of it.
 
2013-03-21 10:47:52 PM  

titwrench: jaylectricity: Holy fu*ck, dickwads. Nobody cares if it's an original joke. It was funny and timely.

I have been using that joke forever. I didn't create it. I heard it once and my friends have heard it 50 times because I trot it out whenever I think I can get a chuckle out of it. I am glad some of you got a giggle out of it.


Exactly. I have some jokes that I trot out during certain times. My uncle is the king of it. You never know who might not have heard it and if it gives people some happiness, there's nothing wrong with it.

My uncle's favorite for awhile was, "It's my penis and I'll wash it as fast as I want to."
 
2013-03-22 12:25:03 AM  
Wow, the site is down and the thread devolved to a shiathole.  From the comments, I assume she cracked an unfunny joke and the writer is a wannabe gossip hack.

Now that is done, please answer me this:  what would YOU do if you were in Tiger's Nikes? Not so long ago he used to be inarguably top of his field, more money than he knows what to do with, single, with groupies galore??  I know what I would be doing, and it wouldn't be playing golf.
 
2013-03-25 04:36:50 PM  

child_god: .

Now that is done, please answer me this:  what would YOU do if you were in Tiger's Nikes? Not so long ago he used to be inarguably top of his field, more money than he knows what to do with, single, with groupies galore??  I know what I would be doing, and it wouldn't be playing golf.


If I was "top of my field", single, and with more money than I'd know what to do with.. I would not be doing Lindsey Vonn.. I'd be doing the United States Synchronized Swimming Team.
 
2013-03-25 04:38:46 PM  

espiaboricua: child_god: .

Now that is done, please answer me this:  what would YOU do if you were in Tiger's Nikes? Not so long ago he used to be inarguably top of his field, more money than he knows what to do with, single, with groupies galore??  I know what I would be doing, and it wouldn't be playing golf.

If I was "top of my field", single, and with more money than I'd know what to do with.. I would not be doing Lindsey Vonn.. I'd be doing the United States Synchronized Swimming Team.


Given Tiger's history, he probably will.
 
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