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(Celebslam)   Now that Tiger and Lindsey Vonn are dating, there couldn't possibly be any old Internet gems out there where Lindsey trashed Tiger during the eruption of his sex scandal, could there? Because they delete the Internet every other month, right?   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 81
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2013-03-21 11:46:38 AM
That didn't seem like she was trashing him, it seemed like she was proposing to him.
 
2013-03-21 11:52:44 AM
The women can't resist the Tiger
 
2013-03-21 12:04:54 PM
Daddy Issues Vonn.
 
2013-03-21 12:28:16 PM
That was trashing? Hell, that was mocking? The only thing I got out of that blurb is she thinks she's a lot funnier than she actually is.
 
2013-03-21 12:30:17 PM
Attempting to give a damn.......Unable to give a damn. Stopping.
 
2013-03-21 01:08:32 PM
I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

Congratulations, your level of writing has graduated from kindergarten to at least a 1st grade level. We'll be sending you a fridge magnet soon.
 
2013-03-21 01:15:21 PM
So he likes slapping white balls, she likes slapping black balls.
 
2013-03-21 01:19:17 PM
Drew is on teevee this very second.  Bloomberg.  He seems... remarkably sober.

How to beat a patent troll segment.

/with a tire iron?
 
2013-03-21 01:27:21 PM
Obviously Tiger knows and she has served her penance on his 155ft yacht he spent with her last week.

/I hope her hull isn't cracked
 
2013-03-21 01:27:36 PM
If he were white, he would be picked on mercilessly for being a dork.  Even if he was a billionaire.
 
2013-03-21 01:31:26 PM
Obviously casual sex and morality aren't her strong suits, so why hold a grudge against him?

Just don't act surprised when he dumps you for someone else, the way Blake Shelton appears to be dumping his mistress (sorry--second wife) for another mistress.
 
2013-03-21 01:34:18 PM
So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.
 
2013-03-21 01:36:33 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.


Dating her next door neighbor, 55 year old coal magnate billionaire with a bigger boat than Tiger.
 
2013-03-21 01:38:04 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.


how big's your yacht?
 
2013-03-21 01:38:59 PM
Girls love the bad boy, no matter what they say. Love the money too.
 
2013-03-21 01:41:45 PM

thecpt: AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.

how big's your yacht?


Well, let's just say Jon Hamm's latest internet photos don't make me feel inadequate.
 
2013-03-21 01:44:02 PM

blunto: If he were white, he would be picked on mercilessly for being a dork.  Even if he was a billionaire.


He's a raging asshole, but that's been known for years. It's his 'fans' and sycophantic media that are the real problem for him.
 
2013-03-21 01:55:39 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: thecpt: AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.

how big's your yacht?

Well, let's just say Jon Hamm's latest internet photos don't make me feel inadequate.


That's funny..you think penis size > money.  Good luck with that.
 
2013-03-21 02:13:59 PM
www.blueberryforest.com

Photo of young Lindsey in man-hunter training.
 
2013-03-21 02:26:49 PM
Steel Panther - Just Like Tiger Woods

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRV5RLp6L1Q

NSFW
 
2013-03-21 02:35:53 PM
I just read if Tiger wins this week he regains the number one spot in the world rankings. That's a big if of course. But it sort of makes me want to revisit a few threads from recent years where all sorts of doom and gloom was predicted as he was declared washed up by a substantial portion of the schadenfreude addicted peanut gallery. Given Mcilroy's recent woes (clearly he is the future and I think he'll get it together he's just in a rough patch IMHO) it sort of looks to me like Tiger is the best golfer in the world again. he has been the last six months or so. I must admit I'm surprised he made it back this far as well.
 
2013-03-21 02:37:47 PM
Vonn attended <a data-cke-saved-href="<a href=" href="<a href=" http:="" en.wikipedia.org="" wiki="" university_of_missouri"="" target="_blank">University of Missouri High School, an online program through the university's Center for Distance and Independent Study.

She's a genius, that one.
/Not.
 
2013-03-21 02:38:33 PM
Vonn attended University of Missouri High School, an online program through the university's Center for Distance and Independent Study.

er, this.
/FTFM.
 
2013-03-21 02:40:50 PM

hammettman: Drew is on teevee this very second.  Bloomberg.  He seems... remarkably sober.


Did Drew & Bloomberg sleep with Tiger too?
 
2013-03-21 02:41:44 PM
When a member of her Vonn-tourage tells her that Woods gave a few friends hugs after ending his statement, she cracks, "They're like, 'Yeah, you're awesome, you go have that sex.' " The room breaks into a laugh. Then she describes a skit she would want to perform if asked to host Saturday Night Live: picture Vonn at Woods' podium, blue backdrop and all. "There's something you don't know about me," Vonn says in a faux solemn, apologetic voice. "Tiger, you're like my idol, and I too have a sex problem." More laughter. "That would be freaking funny." ...

1.  There is a a Von-tourage
2.  The Vonn-tourage laughs at the first "crack".
3.  Leader of Vonn-tourage evaluates her humor skills based on feedback from Vonn-tourage.

On the plus side, all you have to do is never laugh at her jokes or pay her as much attention as everyone else and you're in.  She knows that she has to work hard to keep Tiger from straying.

Tiger:  Winning
 
2013-03-21 02:45:37 PM
FTA: Uh huh. For as funny as Lindsey thinks she is, she's now getting a lesson taught to every Cracker Barrel waitress in the northern Florida area: getting Tiger Wood's 9-iron angrily driven into your sand trap is no laughing matter. Does Lindsey share her sense of humor with Mr. Woods? Maybe, maybe not. I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

Good lord, what's THIS twatwaffle's fark tag?
 
2013-03-21 02:53:27 PM
I like Fark, because if I miss Reddit for a day or two, I can always come here and catch up. And read 40 stories in the Daily Mail.
 
2013-03-21 02:59:27 PM
She really is hot in my eyes plus she skis like a maniac.

//anyone know if Tiger skis? I doubt it with his knee problems but wanted to ask
 
2013-03-21 02:59:58 PM

minoridiot: hammettman: Drew is on teevee this very second.  Bloomberg.  He seems... remarkably sober.

Did Drew & Bloomberg sleep with Tiger too?


I assume Tiger wanted a mulligan with Drew.

/crimony, that's a bio. I hoist a beverage in your honor, sir.
 
2013-03-21 03:00:42 PM

Insatiable Jesus: I like Fark, because if I miss Reddit for a day or two, I can always come here and catch up. And read 40 stories in the Daily Mail.


25.media.tumblr.com

/Jesus Christ, what an Insatiable asshole.
 
2013-03-21 03:11:24 PM
Downgrade.
 
2013-03-21 03:12:39 PM

monoski: She really is hot in my eyes plus she skis like a maniac.

//anyone know if Tiger skis? I doubt it with his knee problems but wanted to ask


Tiger is part black and Asian, so I will assume no with great prejudice.
 
2013-03-21 03:14:15 PM

HotIgneous Intruder: Vonn attended University of Missouri High School, an online program through the university's Center for Distance and Independent Study.

er, this.
/FTFM.


Mizzou High huh?  Which major did she choose?  Trucking or welding?
 
2013-03-21 03:16:54 PM

You Are All Sheep: That's funny..you think penis size > money.


Usually they're inversely related.
 
2013-03-21 03:40:57 PM
Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.
 
2013-03-21 03:44:01 PM
Uh huh. For as funny as Lindsey thinks she is, she's now getting a lesson taught to every Cracker Barrel waitress in the northern Florida area: getting Tiger Wood's 9-iron angrily driven into your sand trap is no laughing matter. Does Lindsey share her sense of humor with Mr. Woods? Maybe, maybe not. I bet the only thing coming out her her mouth when Tiger's in the room is "Hrumff . . . hrumff . . . no, not there, Tiger . . . hrumff . . ."

I was wrong, you CAN find worse writing than Bleacher Report.
 
2013-03-21 03:44:44 PM

JohnBigBootay: I just read if Tiger wins this week he regains the number one spot in the world rankings. That's a big if of course. But it sort of makes me want to revisit a few threads from recent years where all sorts of doom and gloom was predicted as he was declared washed up by a substantial portion of the schadenfreude addicted peanut gallery. Given Mcilroy's recent woes (clearly he is the future and I think he'll get it together he's just in a rough patch IMHO) it sort of looks to me like Tiger is the best golfer in the world again. he has been the last six months or so. I must admit I'm surprised he made it back this far as well.


totally agree, but Tiger doesn't care about much, other than Jack's records....I can see Eldrick dominating again, and winning 40 per cent of the regular tournaments he enters...but does that equate to major wins?  I used to think he was a lock to beat Jack's record, but now...i dunno.
 
2013-03-21 03:45:33 PM
F*ckin' cache servers. How do they work?

i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-03-21 03:52:20 PM

titwrench: It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2013-03-21 03:57:08 PM

fickenchucker: Obviously casual sex and morality aren't her strong suits, so why hold a grudge against him?

Just don't act surprised when he dumps you for someone else, the way Blake Shelton appears to be dumping his mistress (sorry--second wife) for another mistress.


Blake is dumping Miranda? Already? They've only been married like a year.

As for Tiger and Vonn - I can't think of anything going on that has less affect on my life.

They deserve each other.
 
2013-03-21 03:58:57 PM

blunto: If he were white, he would be picked on mercilessly for being a dork.  Even if he was a billionaire.


just look at Bill Gates.  what a nerd! Amirite?
 
2013-03-21 03:59:21 PM

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.
 
2013-03-21 03:59:31 PM

max_pooper: Tiger is part black and Asian


So...does that mean he...averages out down below, if ya know what I mean?
 
2013-03-21 04:01:26 PM

titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.


Titwench you magnificent bastard!

I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice
 
2013-03-21 04:07:39 PM

douchebag/hater: titwrench: Picabo Street will always be superior to Linsey Bonn as far as snow ski chicks go. Picabo actually took a big chunk of the money she made and started a charity to fund a wing at a children's hospital. It was intended to treat the worst of the worst that comes through the doors. They even named it after her as a token of their gratitude.

It is called the Picabo I.C.U.

Titwench you magnificent bastard!

I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice


I'm still giggling about it.
 
2013-03-21 04:15:48 PM

chopit: You magnificent bastard.


jaylectricity: douchebag/hater: I laughed.
Out loud.
Twice

I could not suppress an audible laugh. Good show, mate.



max_pooper: I'm still giggling about it.


Thank you. I will be here all week. See I am not always a grumpy bastard.
 
2013-03-21 04:20:49 PM

stir22: totally agree, but Tiger doesn't care about much, other than Jack's records....I can see Eldrick dominating again, and winning 40 per cent of the regular tournaments he enters...but does that equate to major wins? I used to think he was a lock to beat Jack's record, but now...i dunno.


In 2009 I'd have agreed. But now, I don't know. I mean he wants that record and he wants it badly. But this dude was so far down psychologically a few years ago and sooooo off his game, for him that he had to wonder if he'd ever win anything again and I think he's more appreciative of what he's got. Despite all the bullshiat and that it was a mess of his own making I think for a while it crushed him that he wasn't going to see his kids every day. Who knows. For my money I think he's already the best ever  - whether he gets that record or not -  and I'm a huge Jack fan. The quality of the entire field these days is infinitely better that it was in Jack's day and some of the shiat Tiger has done is almost unbelievable. Earning his card as a rookie after just a few tourneys, holding all four majors at one time, the no-cut streak, etc. ad nauseum. We'll see what happens but I think his place in history was secure five years ago. At any rate, it's far from a lock. He may never win another one. Or he may win six more - personally I think he doesn't get there. I just think 14,15 or whatever he ends up today with is a more impressive resume than 18 when Jack did it. Things change but it's always difficult to compare players across eras purely with counting stats.
 
2013-03-21 04:22:09 PM
Why would Tiger give a fk? She's blonde and she's white.
 
2013-03-21 04:24:03 PM

VoodooTaco: Insatiable Jesus: I like Fark, because if I miss Reddit for a day or two, I can always come here and catch up. And read 40 stories in the Daily Mail.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 400x300]

/Jesus Christ, what an Insatiable asshole.


But he's telling the truth.
 
2013-03-21 04:25:27 PM

JohnnyBravo: AverageAmericanGuy: So what's Elin up to these days? I'm free, Elin. Call me.

Dating her next door neighbor, 55 year old coal magnate billionaire with a bigger boat than Tiger.


Golddigger is as golddigger does.
 
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